呢日陽光燦爛,天氣晴朗。134Please respect copyright.PENANAhW2MY4rgg6
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神咁早我起身刷牙洗臉,跟住由淺水灣揸車嚟到大嶼山。134Please respect copyright.PENANAPApzCvaREZ
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之前Samuel話好多人爭崩頭,爭住嚟見個台灣高僧,本身我係唔信,點知嚟到現場,見場面好似嘉年華咁墟冚,先知原來條友無吹水。134Please respect copyright.PENANAvLA9JiGma4
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成間禪寺塞滿人,打曬蛇餅,條隊排到去禪寺牌樓出面。134Please respect copyright.PENANA9TrnE7i3e7
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到處人山人海,我搵極都搵唔到Samuel,好在對方咁啱打電話過嚟揾我。134Please respect copyright.PENANAxQA7hmWpV8
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佢形容左一下自己身處嘅位置,我按住佢嘅指示,過去搵佢。134Please respect copyright.PENANAG6cNEhohuS
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「傑傑!呢度呀!」134Please respect copyright.PENANABRyEZ7oU7E
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行到去大雄寶殿前附近嘅空地,見到Samuel向我揮手。134Please respect copyright.PENANAuDCQPfSBqJ
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條友孭住一個大背囊,搭埋帳篷,十足十人地去行山露營咁。134Please respect copyright.PENANAWcJ5niCuuI
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「咁晏架,差啲以為你訓過龍唔知醒。」134Please respect copyright.PENANAlCpSx7Hdtm
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「依家先十點渣喎,都唔算晏啦。」我望一望錶回答。134Please respect copyright.PENANAedqArwzJlA
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之後我問佢:「話時話,你條友真係從前日開始排?」134Please respect copyright.PENANAqzQOo5rduK
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「係呀,我拎埋帳篷、gas爐、睡袋、電筒通宵嚟排架。」134Please respect copyright.PENANA59SrJnjd1q
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「你咁早嚟排隊都排到咁後?」134Please respect copyright.PENANAmciD0dgJ4S
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「都話左個大師好有料,所以咪咁多人爭住排隊嚟見佢。」134Please respect copyright.PENANAvhXOs8SDsy
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「真係咁把炮?」我半信半疑。134Please respect copyright.PENANAgPQbtDrksH
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「嗯嗯,不過啱先主辦方話見面時間,淨係去到下晝兩點,家下都十點幾,前面條隊仲係咁長,我驚會排唔到我地,可能隨時截龍都未定。」134Please respect copyright.PENANA7WiYTTHXCY
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Samuel呢頭講完,嗰頭就有兩個和尚埋嚟截龍。134Please respect copyright.PENANANHXdc6kWi7
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好彩,啱啱好截到排喺我地後面嘅人。134Please respect copyright.PENANASNPGx6ldub
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「下?唔係呀嘛?」「我好早嚟排架喎!咁都唔俾入?」「係囉!有無搞錯!」134Please respect copyright.PENANA1MbkniONPR
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排唔到入去嘅人非常鼓譟。134Please respect copyright.PENANAi9NNPBC30W
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Samuel則感到慶幸:「好彩我識得早啲嚟排隊,如果唔係就無機會見到大師,我係咪好醒目呀?」134Please respect copyright.PENANA8viXo1UEX9
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「Er...係呀,叻啦叻啦。」我隨口附和幾句。134Please respect copyright.PENANAdTY7SF7N41
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排喺我地前面條隊好長,目測至少有百幾人,都唔知要等幾耐先輪得到。134Please respect copyright.PENANAgWuvQ9XrtK
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附近燒香嗰啲煙周不時攻埋嚟,再加上天時暑熱,隔籬又無遮無掩,齋企喺度都覺辛苦。134Please respect copyright.PENANAgtRoLJIMWG
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「傑傑,你額頭流曬汗,不如我幫抹下?」Samuel拎紙巾想幫我抹汗。134Please respect copyright.PENANApeA8huhNCk
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「唔洗咁勞煩,我自己嚟得啦。」我拎過對方手上嘅紙巾,印一印額頭上嘅汗水。134Please respect copyright.PENANAoMo16kLMe0
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排左二十分鐘左右,我開始有啲不耐煩:「點解條隊好似無郁過咁嘅?有無Fast Pass直接入去唔洗等呀?」134Please respect copyright.PENANAZv1kShxn0S
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「你當呢度係迪士尼咩,俾啲耐性啦。」134Please respect copyright.PENANAwoNtiDlUFp
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「咁大約仲要等幾耐?」我問。134Please respect copyright.PENANAEKkkw5JPlw
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「我諗等多一個鐘就輪到架啦。」佢答。134Please respect copyright.PENANALaM9A8BDqy
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結果,我地一等就等左三個幾鐘。
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等到頸都長,終於入到去。134Please respect copyright.PENANA0zOoaHKykZ
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大殿之內莊嚴堂皇,令人不禁肅然起敬。134Please respect copyright.PENANARw5quhZD7E
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一個身穿和尚袍嘅中年大叔,帶我地嚟到慧真大師面前。134Please respect copyright.PENANAvlM8abwIyo
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大師就坐喺大殿中央,雙目閉合,雙腿盤坐於蒲團之上,背後有三尊金色佛像。134Please respect copyright.PENANAGwE4s4Qmud
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佢年紀睇落七八十歲,臉上佈滿皺紋,下巴留左執好長嘅羊咩鬚。134Please respect copyright.PENANAAKBojEVoyB
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「你地有咩難題需要慧真大師指點迷津,請不妨直說。」帶路嘅中年和尚對我地講。134Please respect copyright.PENANAH5PUkeJSsD
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我乾咳兩聲,清一清喉嚨,然後一口氣將自己人生最大嘅煩惱,講出嚟俾大師聽。134Please respect copyright.PENANAP81Q1nZRHX
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聽完我嘅故事,對方無任何反應,亦無任何動靜。134Please respect copyright.PENANAR4sERpn9QB
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「大師,請問我咁嘅情況,係咪因為中左詛咒?係嘅話你有無辦法幫我解決?」我追問。134Please respect copyright.PENANABRC51pQCaV
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對方依然粒聲唔出,都唔知有無聽到我講嘢。134Please respect copyright.PENANAA8vScYc2uh
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「條友係咪訓q左,都無反應嘅?」我細細聲問Samuel。134Please respect copyright.PENANAtS9g4PVQjN
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「我諗你最好將頭先講嘅嘢,用國語翻譯一次。」134Please respect copyright.PENANASWLrS0vTGR
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係啵!對方係從台灣嚟,咁我應該講國語先啱。134Please respect copyright.PENANAM477smiun7
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就正當我要開口,想用國語重新講一次之際,突然耳邊聽到一把低沉嘅國語男聲。134Please respect copyright.PENANAnxlywduZiy
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「你之所以一直無法跟女子交合,並非因為中了詛咒,而是涉及到你上輩子許下的一個承諾。」134Please respect copyright.PENANAe1bETQKDcD
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Samuel即刻望過嚟,似乎佢都聽到呢把聲。134Please respect copyright.PENANAFx9IODCQAu
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我同佢都嚇左跳,因為在場連埋個中年和尚一共四個人,無一個人開口講緊嘢。134Please respect copyright.PENANANQdyZr6kvs
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咁啲聲喺邊度傳嚟...134Please respect copyright.PENANATndif6Te7o
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「不用驚訝,我是你們眼前的慧真大師,我正在使用傳心之術跟你們對話。」134Please respect copyright.PENANAtUbWlXgefQ
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嘩!134Please respect copyright.PENANAiIe4zIecio
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呢下有啲意想不到,眼前呢個高僧居然識得隔空傳話!134Please respect copyright.PENANAvysFbuH1jD
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照咁睇佢唔似係啲呃神騙鬼嘅神棍,睇嚟堅係有料到。134Please respect copyright.PENANAcUNl24LveP
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「大師,你頭先講嘅嘢係咩意思?我唔係好明白,可唔可以解釋一下?」我心急追問。
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慧真大師氣定神閒,用傳心術耐心解答我嘅疑問:134Please respect copyright.PENANA7i9iHgJNjO
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「上輩子的你曾在愛人面前許下誓言,如果有下一輩子的話,你也只會和她在一起,也只愛她一個人,而且絕不會碰其他女人,而這個誓言延續到了今生,導致了你無法和別的女人交合。」134Please respect copyright.PENANAWkhMY4CksS
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我一邊聽一邊搲頭:「你意思係上一世我發左個誓,令到我呢世淨係可以同一條女一齊,仲唔可以搞第二啲女人?」134Please respect copyright.PENANAwSBsbKZRNb
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「沒錯。」134Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZoTGL0NiL
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「咁…咁點解會有嗰道貞操力場嘅出現?」134Please respect copyright.PENANABnD49P4R9W
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「你所說的那一股無形力量,是為了防止你破壞誓言而存在的。」134Please respect copyright.PENANANMpSnTXnEW
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「下?咁都得?」134Please respect copyright.PENANA3aVy8RUTWD
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「如果我沒錯的話,這應該是你的一段宿世姻緣,命運安排了你這輩子,只能和那個命定的女人在一起。」134Please respect copyright.PENANAaKg9AsHN0W
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「咁嗰個女人係咩人嚟架?點解佢仲未出現嘅?如果佢一直都唔出現,咁我咪成世要做青頭仔?」我一口氣再追問。134Please respect copyright.PENANAttYcb5L6Lm
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慧真大師無即時回應,沉默左一分鐘後,好簡短咁回答左幾隻字:「她會出現的。」134Please respect copyright.PENANA2zz9LCt1k5
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「咁係幾時?同埋條女個樣係點架…」134Please respect copyright.PENANA3d5gNc3enP
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「唔好意思,時間已經到,今日嘅見面會要到此為止。」個中年和尚突然打斷我嘅反言,並請我地離開。134Please respect copyright.PENANAJjLVd3lpMK
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「但係我未問完嘢...」134Please respect copyright.PENANAuRR6QiuqW7
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「對唔住,我地呢個見面會嘅時間,規定左係下晝兩點完,依家已經夠鐘。」134Please respect copyright.PENANArWJrHskKTv
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「咁可唔可以加鐘?我仲有問題想問大師。」我請求延長見面時間。134Please respect copyright.PENANA2gRzAl8sRp
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個中年和尚卻堅決拒絕:「首先,我地今次個見面會係免費嘅,大師同你地係因緣而會,第二就係時間已經到,大師亦都要休息,所以麻煩請兩位離開。」134Please respect copyright.PENANAx078tsWvA1
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講完,對方就叫保安入嚟,請我地出去。134Please respect copyright.PENANAlKUPk8IqaF
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咁嘅情況之下,我同Samuel只能乖乖離開大殿。134Please respect copyright.PENANAHpdjcPG9dt
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等左三個幾鐘,見面見得連十分鐘都無。134Please respect copyright.PENANAgPYaAyoMk0
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好在叫做有收穫,至少我終於知道自己一直屌唔到閪嘅原因。