「你…你…你係…」Mike驚訝到幾乎講唔到嘢。399Please respect copyright.PENANAPu9eKoiXNu
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原因係眼前呢個男人,同自己個樣生得簡直一樣。399Please respect copyright.PENANAbWzkwLzRDu
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唯獨係有兩個地方唔同,第一係個男人留左兩撇鬚,第二個男人著住一件好型嘅黑色皮褸。399Please respect copyright.PENANA8htI60SKXD
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「你唔洗太驚訝,首先我唔係你嘅孖生兄弟,其次我亦都唔係複製人,其實我都係叫做Mike,係一個生活喺同你唔同平行時空嘅Mike。」399Please respect copyright.PENANARIcjiWW845
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「咩話?所以你係從另一個平行世界嚟到呢度?」Mike追問對方。399Please respect copyright.PENANAtsRS9cdcAY
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「係呀!話時話你有無老婆?玩唔玩換妻呀?」自稱來自另一個平行宇宙嘅Mike問。399Please respect copyright.PENANAJsNf5dEOZt
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「下...」Mike一頭霧水,完全搞唔明眼前係咩情況。399Please respect copyright.PENANAOuyqPqTEYb
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「唉!睇你呢個反應,好明顯就係無女啦。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAl5lRei7c6E
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「你...你真係從另一個平行世界穿越嚟呢度?咁即係話你都有時光機?」Mike無理對方講嗰啲咩換妻,繼續追問落去。399Please respect copyright.PENANAkVum11N4W3
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「時光機?無喎!我一直都係靠超能力喺唔同嘅平行世界穿越。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAeCs6WlbFHY
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「超…超能力…?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAgmrki45Bj9
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「係呀,係咪覺得好有型呢?」「皮褸Mike」每講完一句嘢,都要撥一撥頭髮。399Please respect copyright.PENANA07gfmSdpfq
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「……」Mike靜左,唔知講咩好。399Please respect copyright.PENANAemTrH5QjjN
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「最近呢,我想揾各個平行時空嘅自己,一齊搞個換妻party,最衰你又無女,如果唔係肯定預埋你。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAyYrwu99XUm
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「……」Mike依然都係俾唔到任何反應。399Please respect copyright.PENANAbuBa1KRUmq
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「乜你喺呢個時空溝唔到女咩?」「皮褸Mike」問。399Please respect copyright.PENANAr7hd1Vkfg2
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Mike唔好意思答「係」,不過唔出聲其實就反映左個答案。399Please respect copyright.PENANA4FVNZPY41a
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「唔係呀嘛?點解呀?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAfsH2iKm9Fk
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「個人無出息,咁咪溝唔到女囉。」Mike回答。399Please respect copyright.PENANAnFhw2LidP5
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「溝女講出息架咩?最緊要有鬚,夠型就得架啦。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAqz3ISO3LWk
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「Er...請問係咩意思…」Mike覺得呢條友好九唔搭八。399Please respect copyright.PENANAcrNYR8SKzK
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「你唔知你呢個時空係咪啦,反正喺我嗰個時空,唔係個個男人都留到鬚,所以有鬚嘅男人就代表有型!有型就好易溝到女!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAmLj0VzAGId
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「皮褸Mike」捋兩下自己執鬚:「不過靜靜雞話你知,其實我呢兩執鬚係假架。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAD8ZNf23eX6
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「哦…」399Please respect copyright.PENANAbeWgAOE8iM
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「除左有鬚之外,仲有一樣嘢好緊要,其實溝女就同做人一樣,千其唔好怕失敗!明唔明?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAQCt1WMOr4y
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「都…都明嘅…」Mike開始有啲唔想理呢條友。399Please respect copyright.PENANAZpxZu7PdXY
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「明就跟我講一次!溝女同做人一樣,千其唔好怕失敗!」「皮褸Mike」撥一撥頭髮,好認真咁講。399Please respect copyright.PENANAttHzaYO4wh
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「唔洗啦,明就得架啦。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAyJVkMvmicY
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「要架要架!快啲講啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANA6E1dPCoWHS
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Mike勉為其難應付對方:「溝女同做人一樣…千其唔好怕失敗…」399Please respect copyright.PENANAOtklMMlPJF
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「好!講得好!咁我都要走啦,我要去下一個時空繼續物色人選,希望下一個平行世界嘅Mike佢有女啦!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAPJRuxenZ8x
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「皮褸Mike」講句再見,然後噠三下手指,眨下眼就憑空消失左。399Please respect copyright.PENANA9rdjJhBEZw
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Mike企喺原地,搣一滅自己塊面,好痛,咁即係代表唔係發夢。399Please respect copyright.PENANA15Tk1AXRoO
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唔通頭先嗰條友真係有超能力,隨意就可以穿梭唔同平行時空?399Please respect copyright.PENANAFl5hCUwrgu
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Mike無考究太多,亦無從去考究,而且都無將呢件事、以及剛才嗰條友講過嘅說話特別放上心,只當係一次無聊奇怪嘅偶遇。