從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACHkGyMKZi
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l1fAf3Akl
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6inXtpDsfJ
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfx7ztw4oZ
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnDHTWmLEB
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QLyEGkLQI
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtdz69KhnA
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iZIKpidDi
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFR2sc4BYyE
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuSUIKZCUx
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZSFj55wHL
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAJlWIs0bu
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn8DzzhKwW
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耳機插頭默默伸長。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkN8EfWYr2
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡca0cQbGWXf
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電電，卒。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFzwR1aFYM
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXpJQfi5kv
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroyPeB5nAc
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“上鳴！！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqh21UwzSL
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ6eQ1RiAW
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK1fY75RHw
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO6QctQPRv
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“我們？！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfeMoD79mL
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小姐姐震驚了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLxS4j7NHl
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAlQ6y1c9B
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS7hMWAdM5
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CeFr7aFHQ
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2adWkQs1YE
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcjubPAP2B
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來日方長。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHSAOkZK2h
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他們還有很長很長的時間。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVBnBpfvx3
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN8T9alnbV
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LyNas2Rz0
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77pFFT3Dao
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耳郎︰“……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY799uMnd4r
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摔！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DXtPsvPA1
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVm8nRHNYI
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kFWMdytZE
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnbBXvmB87
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec3Pf1mgnU
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“……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO5LNs1QeT
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBYCef7Tqm
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ988HBZkeZe
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“……”迷之微笑。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB8ziRlYzY
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“ 擦。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuul0iD1K1q
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglG4KN7T2Q
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6dNiQbhac
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJPJ66LkXF
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也是非常頑強了……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFt3ZeGU6n
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUINfQNhiKh
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“哇啊啊啊！！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZQoM7udGU
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavN8hbOpGi
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzDjgIEwq6
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKBPHggOVo
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtikBdtUFf
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKTC6j9MW0
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPetd9SJyi
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7SxHbETMZ
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT6Fr7ARAx
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2RhlxUSKN
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4rhkVMT45
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLnhVzMDiq
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnttl6n8Gg3
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFPsWV59BY
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想！都！別！想！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo1S15AWW9
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa0ScW470H
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBFoXfFSOL
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嗯？492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDmfbLAuSS
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGfSmdu9uW
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtzezGITxR
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBTj5cOSEb
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBskXfCkYzH
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjn9H3jPU8
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtox8Xi3bgx
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我一個都不想選！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrJglJKRo1
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEfRne80aQ
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQy73W0HLe
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFz6A0wXWSB
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“不，我不要！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yX2B2BAOx
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“快點。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlWJQAVbZt
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhYOrsrgCm
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“少廢話。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jKMsVAFhV
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfXOh5U8F4
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgdOch6lnv
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“想……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM2dUFbFBE
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUoLxbXCvP
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最討厭停電了！！！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgFklA7zYo
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明天就去投訴物業！！！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y5KTeZUcd
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYYuEBSWrp
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXTnqmSRNg
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七點。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoqkeAetkh
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmICZjeoa8s
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RHBsKuAIv
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tKjHhuvPA
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2DNhvjBT9
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“是嗎？”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjMQT1ry5w
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtTUCIj79U
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxj5nfpgOc3
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfagLFGYjbS
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjLkTJWSO7
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHjAXJ81Up
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuKVOIt83l
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鎭？492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6mfaYrqvN
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耳郎扶額︰“……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D7lzXFvzc
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真是沒眼看了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzTFn9vcCU
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM90fgXdEM
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK36eZcAnO
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXk6Ugf9yn
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirt58Gypha
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSpCcndwIH
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmU7uc61bQ
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwbeUrKCNw
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcMDxhVPsx
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcFzNIS469
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“喂！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9zCXpXk9F
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjWSxQRWlR
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgdpYR2TTj
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAsbJQpHUK
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMfp5krDOS
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrAl8JKl4K
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xyt4AQtlK
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2v5Cb0AIj
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上耳︰“……”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnCJJ6hjIy
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這幫家伙真不客氣。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XFBCNgY3q
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T04wjBnN0
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ68nzvjh3
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwxHOgYDrH
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIOtBPYArD
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5pfAfj4fc
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5toiabAo7
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjStEpcHggl
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqWw1Rdc2r
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpdDQKWgv5
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVfcssQXbN
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Fziiurrb8
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnJBz2XGQc
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy80wx9Tuvf
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眾︰“……？”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSfxPDAiwk
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZbryWDLOh
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMFzDPzMk4
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“我樂意寵她。”492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4E22LwHQB
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你們管得著嗎？492Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsL0jnXj0vU
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