從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63foAsSsaW
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvO2duN4RA
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkQhCP7YRj
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZd1p1Ipbc
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m7cpSMdEA
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxUbwEmHut
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTUr4462iD
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFd2Ajc8bK
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB6p8ylU5g
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ773JGROzsM
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnE3Y9oY2n
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ6KaI4TWZ
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Pxc2vG0YN
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耳機插頭默默伸長。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0i2k4Q1kRk
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgKKzxLkIZ
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電電，卒。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqp6esAVwI
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJiUX1IfFl
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“？？？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkkfYxbAst
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtflJYwWNN
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“上鳴！！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvXRx648WZ
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCza3x5z7gv
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8L49ALfUm
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PGaEloDoG
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“我們？！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ28zQuE7a
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小姐姐震驚了。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1TiPwZIIu
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCtr8oACsN
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqZjv91q2T
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPHtqNY06u
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SALD4H1nE
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuKgwJPQos
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來日方長。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGCNV8M2x0
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他們還有很長很長的時間。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmsS6wN45u
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WxTtPLzB6
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvfU0cmemH
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPErcrvVhaH
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耳郎︰“……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PxTMJythA
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摔！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3oZNVCFRp
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooyvuljbCt
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9BN9GaOaD
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kDxbrl5k6
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjJlHPFKkr
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“……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGIFNmsbIR
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6v7MIaGa5
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLrHWBwf9r
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“……”迷之微笑。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEqliWon8Y
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“ 擦。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAel8djxH47
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs60MwjwBOw
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalCCChkA8m
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xlExtCHe5
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也是非常頑強了……467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWN0P9W0Vw
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhWyVXQh4d
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“哇啊啊啊！！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgkThAOit5
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruDxX8wrvi
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jjoct3PPF
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXArV2ZY8oM
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9fMp2suSJ
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvoUx97AXb
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSIVzvABA5
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdReRtvjy1
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNi1JEnal7k
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXrOKHrIiN
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vRCysYtz0
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ne9kmjD40
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogqiaYOblT
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHSZmfAZmO
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想！都！別！想！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKb4kEShG5
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAnSjlW439
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0dc5SL5DO
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嗯？467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI6WhL1REE
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfiB4ElRvh
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNVvrzwLrf
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqUsWmDqRo
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16v3bHAnl1
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaru3PJ0xrR
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXvWUkGYVx
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我一個都不想選！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJacSy3A22
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFkCA3zePw
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSCrQujXoD
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8R6inuAxz
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“不，我不要！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2C0mpFAu4V
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“快點。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vMooEXMLX
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpXb6fhRhS
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“少廢話。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWD0QhWelSN
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B4btaURJk
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPvEN6fTic
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“想……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TA1SP7FlR
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfPVw0EDK1
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最討厭停電了！！！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuLTGFD1dG
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明天就去投訴物業！！！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QKGO5GseZ
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AgWl3X6ym
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnm9oQdKFf
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七點。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y6pAkGRvO
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9E95jzahcC
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTrmdd0NHu
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ502JePYc6
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaeGhp8mlC
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“是嗎？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2WOiFZIFZ
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmdykl8run
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjH2aUI66ZY
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU6mhFpj8f
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80sI4TqVpv
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xqsJ5RVw0
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bTqSkOEzi
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鎭？467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdr5V6pKTRM
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耳郎扶額︰“……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuUKh8fbeq
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真是沒眼看了。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPrG5kdrAA
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgFconTesY
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlqeVtZmN5
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MV7qqDRuH
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoilQsH23P3
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS3SyyE293
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo8czgcKpN
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4Yzy13Rm3
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9TtWTIQBJ
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHwVvW9Y17
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“喂！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFQrmWmmlA
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6qdxZ2OQo
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5t4hX6RD6V
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdDox6Ver1
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jjCx9YnwE
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSrAFsw7bv
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNVBGhSTzv
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSB8eWRH03
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上耳︰“……”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY6WZGNr4j
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這幫家伙真不客氣。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rGCOroIlT
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBxlYvaO8d
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuNJlR1p5i
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dnnE6x2TJ
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pc71LOezV
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpVJN1TKpj
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8L1NlTvSL
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTFegANE4P
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqIs1n9GVd
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYvx6NIBnd
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtIXtBgejS
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS0IJq1awv
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvBvPeTjkX
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ402L3JZ5oa
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眾︰“……？”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp90Uq3SZeB
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZV8QzKvzx
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeWnIv1lpo
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“我樂意寵她。”467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAQUxGTAgb
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你們管得著嗎？467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX7GU6JvL0
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