得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。586Please respect copyright.PENANAUC1VRxqtGL
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」586Please respect copyright.PENANArfYai2cT4k
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助六:「不意外」586Please respect copyright.PENANAy7amMHAFGP
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」586Please respect copyright.PENANArPJc3Lbhmm
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」586Please respect copyright.PENANAzoAILPPl66
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我:「????我冇喊呀」586Please respect copyright.PENANA0vOK52gtHb
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。586Please respect copyright.PENANAbqkrp6LGc2
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其實我一早已經有答案。586Please respect copyright.PENANAMaR8L09kMn
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」586Please respect copyright.PENANATjTHdZx5tC
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」586Please respect copyright.PENANA5WX9s68Rmy
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」586Please respect copyright.PENANASIf29PxSnW
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」586Please respect copyright.PENANAGuEgYx8hOC
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「放心啦大家!」586Please respect copyright.PENANAHSVVurzmgl
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。586Please respect copyright.PENANAFfJtxUcQSh
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。586Please respect copyright.PENANAQx0Fxok5uL
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。586Please respect copyright.PENANAvTwtV9VWK4
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。586Please respect copyright.PENANAgSaTU9RFsg
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」586Please respect copyright.PENANANZGRHuJ1bz
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」586Please respect copyright.PENANA438ucNhf9M
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」586Please respect copyright.PENANACYHFGPZVzj
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」586Please respect copyright.PENANA3hKLARk8IT
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助六:「😳」586Please respect copyright.PENANASVoZqjlX57
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我:「。。。」586Please respect copyright.PENANAIUENSOcjbP
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。586Please respect copyright.PENANAzGHUHLntiB
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。586Please respect copyright.PENANAJQDSKIZRbO
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」586Please respect copyright.PENANAILYcuHMNNl
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。586Please respect copyright.PENANAiIjuQ1w4bS
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。586Please respect copyright.PENANAlF6DrFD2mT
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」586Please respect copyright.PENANAJIRVLmGXxq
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。586Please respect copyright.PENANAQO8Nf36FKT
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。586Please respect copyright.PENANAxlVxvpnNvr
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」586Please respect copyright.PENANAgvGuik6Ocr
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。586Please respect copyright.PENANAj5bsYOGiav
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」586Please respect copyright.PENANAmmCsfo813x
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助六:「主人😖」586Please respect copyright.PENANAymxcRfTMLg
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」586Please respect copyright.PENANAI10BiQDOpf
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我:「屌你哋。。。」586Please respect copyright.PENANA29AeJ3tWVD
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。586Please respect copyright.PENANAtWpZNWxKS1
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「掛住主人😳」586Please respect copyright.PENANA3JKg5Uo8AO
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。586Please respect copyright.PENANAGCmMCc8B23
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。586Please respect copyright.PENANAjbNnPFSP3m
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……586Please respect copyright.PENANAWT6z9IvTel
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。586Please respect copyright.PENANA22DAN8LGKU
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」586Please respect copyright.PENANA6JGFSSJvps
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」586Please respect copyright.PENANAE1kR1HdzZ6
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「屌佢老母!」586Please respect copyright.PENANAuTLBXb3WME
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。586Please respect copyright.PENANARU9Ko4Ea8z
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」586Please respect copyright.PENANALtS3gglgad
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」586Please respect copyright.PENANAdOea2E3n3g
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」586Please respect copyright.PENANAYChGKSFqqO
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」586Please respect copyright.PENANAA2QfjG86rY
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」586Please respect copyright.PENANAALiZt8pGsA
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」586Please respect copyright.PENANANBrH78v4PM
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」586Please respect copyright.PENANAmAF1ZXIx3T
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……