得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvp1giWYDK
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs55bjSuCL0
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助六：「不意外」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fGK33fyGT
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoYlovdGEF
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0ZhqCxlUt
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVqtSJ4bjt
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSdSOXozsT
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其實我一早已經有答案。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49GsxeCjx4
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29akRs2qas
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGyWtwpoXw
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bub9UnxNM
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJTvgpxEjx
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「放心啦大家！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tjsXaIg8b
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNVISV5GgS
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiWPpz4vI9
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibzTmSf8mW
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uPyzKAEWQ
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCkLGkMFPK
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDhiFb6Stx
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJiIEP9k71
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNU35NpPX2
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助六：「😳」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPw6RiKTSz
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我：「。。。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr96I96zmk
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02K5Bpo5wp
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBfZ9fcc2O
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlPFRh9A3w
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvHnBTqvHC
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMpDvBnNIU
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqZopDSJ5F
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnhtp4xgVN
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO499zL9NtL
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILCJ927WoZ
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE4fGkBlg2
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWtpG3yCC4
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助六：「主人😖」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9xobXq3hO
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogaukrvkXN
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我：「屌你哋。。。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc8SL0bEhb
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjnK2IBP0G
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「掛住主人😳」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6niOWOGeU
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwjMCoxvNO
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7t3Juwd87R
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF7quVv06P
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIof3C2GMVF
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A1DD0gNxu
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXpOVT7F0N
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「屌佢老母！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlwaHo65cU
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEAdWbQ1aL
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj14DW6DgZ
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBB92y36HUU
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf7NUbo5Ap
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDW21MV1qp
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuf8G84yF5
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5cTvPm6zc
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUw8cObCwf
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
