得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWRYmNhkhK
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxDveyCnpm
「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReKZKfVnbh
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g3B8iAqyZ
助六：「不意外」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpQFpCUDdI
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQmv2MxcB7
阿詩：「嗱都話啦」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIqXR0XIE8
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡect5ZeY0kH
Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vrc7i4xx6
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbtWizciaH
我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwxQEr8Rhk
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJq4aogb18
「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHneSZgbU3x
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqVcpqkti2
其實我一早已經有答案。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwk3ke6pxG
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H0Jwau5oA
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KT8Rx7i6t
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Vw9774peV
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDvHsZkS3i
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjpdx1E00J
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49idhOOLyE
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5ZqPJwpwa
Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkrSVoX9C9
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4jqW4cuKz
「放心啦大家！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPURPKlbJMh
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAF7XweotJ
我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwG9aKKPzl
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2IbJgMnLl
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQbDaLsDf3
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgJFIm6FPB
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVCdotYOI5
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaGiWFGLtn
佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNmHPsZve4
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRqxROHrsZ
「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJqvFbbUvT
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgd1EGzeKF
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmrNK1A8gw
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZq4TQVa7J
阿詩：「做咩喎😖」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK32CmIIQhO
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDMTIbvJST
Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfsADhqd08
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9tQPZdKXh
助六：「😳」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFzCiGM8Qv
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHoRz5cPqL
我：「。。。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaqTHls23Q
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pFSAr6Ohx
自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnzyZCgQ9k
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXu0xsjKhJ
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLaAVY3oZL
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZarC3Ib7a
「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gOhKQQwgO
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92QBZlsZ07
不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK1f9rJUoS
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3u2AN4Xcz
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYLmWfS4sS
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM70c2vGIqe
我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPxJu02yT8
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwhoG05Ha5
嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6xOng2Gmv
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL0G2qLMu4
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6Vdjdnlvx
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfHLoIMpqz
「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJUQBzkpAp
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6FG0cQqOE
意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sgpKdc8BS
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Eiry7DIfc
Miss：「鍾意😚😚」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLmbXPt4U9
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDeDfXnslr
助六：「主人😖」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSQZVNMPOh
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykHtiuRmP7
阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMWLafqZOW
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6eC74Qh7d
我：「屌你哋。。。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMOZYZZH2G
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mXmqko3Ip
雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ95lUcHwPC
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH08wgsr4D
「掛住主人😳」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoVoPgnXpr
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zCXQKq5pf
唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvh3WHjmiN
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKpPZhXP7e
結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkr3Xwmh3n
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi3T72AWKN
屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K2pgXaACa
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbtfr4GcoF
我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cVfjVLn6m
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzhSz6zJC1
「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvMI25ONAk
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP635xNq6N
「我要傾甜呀！！！！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mJI557tr6
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A9qEvGBY6
「屌佢老母！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKD29DH59S
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluKlyVqk2F
隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y2ltXq9dI
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8WfMOHUhp
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasvZhkDObM
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zFvBnnnBX
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxfKyZtzgk
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB6CXdgBC4
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjlmUs338f
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqSRbJ65Ky
我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcgj1N3GFz
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEbz3dCgDn
助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjUiKC4nLs
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd2KqcihDN
我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCes1YE9DTs
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMZYYVpeMd
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB6EK2sFsZ
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES2KFNz3qP
我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
