得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUC1VRxqtGL
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfYai2cT4k
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助六：「不意外」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7amMHAFGP
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPJc3Lbhmm
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoAILPPl66
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vOK52gtHb
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqkrp6LGc2
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其實我一早已經有答案。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaR8L09kMn
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjTHdZx5tC
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WX9s68Rmy
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIf29PxSnW
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuEgYx8hOC
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「放心啦大家！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSVVurzmgl
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfJtxUcQSh
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx0Fxok5uL
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTwtV9VWK4
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSaTU9RFsg
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZGRHuJ1bz
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ438ucNhf9M
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYHFGPZVzj
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hKLARk8IT
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助六：「😳」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVoZqjlX57
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我：「。。。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUENSOcjbP
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGHUHLntiB
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQDSKIZRbO
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILYcuHMNNl
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIjuQ1w4bS
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF6DrFD2mT
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIRVLmGXxq
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO8Nf36FKT
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlVxvpnNvr
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvGuik6Ocr
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5bsYOGiav
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmCsfo813x
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助六：「主人😖」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymxcRfTMLg
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI10BiQDOpf
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我：「屌你哋。。。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29AeJ3tWVD
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWpZNWxKS1
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「掛住主人😳」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JKg5Uo8AO
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCmMCc8B23
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbNnPFSP3m
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT6z9IvTel
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22DAN8LGKU
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JGFSSJvps
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1kR1HdzZ6
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「屌佢老母！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTLBXb3WME
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU9Ko4Ea8z
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtS3gglgad
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOea2E3n3g
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYChGKSFqqO
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2QfjG86rY
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALiZt8pGsA
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBrH78v4PM
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAF1ZXIx3T
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
