睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」616Please respect copyright.PENANAhxI1CtyDGo
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。616Please respect copyright.PENANAvfZzSrFQG6
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」616Please respect copyright.PENANAugcqBnHFpl
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。616Please respect copyright.PENANANINoFYbgMm
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」616Please respect copyright.PENANAJXat6QBFzP
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咁都好啲。616Please respect copyright.PENANAaU9M2ve1FU
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。616Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0IHELTvdu
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。616Please respect copyright.PENANAlMEUI3yA9a
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。616Please respect copyright.PENANAtHmtXdJAGc
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」616Please respect copyright.PENANA6rn6iI8TwN
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Miss:「?」616Please respect copyright.PENANAeCd2tjnRrI
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助六:「點」616Please respect copyright.PENANAXfxYbpKlTl
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」616Please respect copyright.PENANAG3WnXgegV2
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阿詩:「圖?」616Please respect copyright.PENANATDklIofbM9
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」616Please respect copyright.PENANAoyyFbXqzdE
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。616Please respect copyright.PENANAY5zHE29dm5
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」616Please respect copyright.PENANAwnVMXRD4t3
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」616Please respect copyright.PENANAkusblUY96i
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我:「好大隻!」616Please respect copyright.PENANACCI52sQin4
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助六:「真係唔該晒」616Please respect copyright.PENANAf7Xa71Jf0X
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」616Please respect copyright.PENANAQjKselFz8K
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」616Please respect copyright.PENANAuCQswrxwvR
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」616Please respect copyright.PENANACSl52kfvfD
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」616Please respect copyright.PENANANiICPbsaMR
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我:「屌你老母」616Please respect copyright.PENANAowg6RSwQHt
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!616Please respect copyright.PENANAoRIYb28yr7
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。616Please respect copyright.PENANASo2dhCEYgj
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」616Please respect copyright.PENANAci4F9neKtr
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」616Please respect copyright.PENANAb826YU2Ia7
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。616Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8iluevPue
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。616Please respect copyright.PENANAl7fUiIRpHX
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。616Please respect copyright.PENANABVAFQli4E5
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。616Please respect copyright.PENANA2NP2vDFuIP
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」616Please respect copyright.PENANAyXqFaX3eci
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佢問:「做咩?」616Please respect copyright.PENANAuTcX2ZUON1
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」616Please respect copyright.PENANAtHJjgNxUgj
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!616Please respect copyright.PENANA3B0rC3Z87z
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。616Please respect copyright.PENANA7WQTmizxwI
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「咁緊要?」佢話。616Please respect copyright.PENANAt3qipIyjnt
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」616Please respect copyright.PENANABMUukdBDqY
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!!!!!616Please respect copyright.PENANAcoXQA41yIE
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。616Please respect copyright.PENANAoLpjqPAjNx
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!616Please respect copyright.PENANAKHmf18bk0w
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。616Please respect copyright.PENANAQPDCQhqNpK
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」616Please respect copyright.PENANA71nkjTRm6Z
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「嗚」