睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」702Please respect copyright.PENANAhyHPXGJOZK
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。702Please respect copyright.PENANA7cpEU1Yi7b
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」702Please respect copyright.PENANAVhGXJHk2LT
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。702Please respect copyright.PENANAhLpEqB7pX5
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」702Please respect copyright.PENANA1xdzjzl6Yw
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咁都好啲。702Please respect copyright.PENANA6ofEeVyraM
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。702Please respect copyright.PENANAnkBAXgqyIQ
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。702Please respect copyright.PENANAPJRRi4REeB
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。702Please respect copyright.PENANAKvxeO0MsQ6
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」702Please respect copyright.PENANA59JQ07umgM
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Miss:「?」702Please respect copyright.PENANA3JjZCchLcZ
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助六:「點」702Please respect copyright.PENANAzsXBjVkAcL
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAq9NZzS9RUa
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阿詩:「圖?」702Please respect copyright.PENANAvKn6vhYOED
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」702Please respect copyright.PENANAMLIPFc0Eqt
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。702Please respect copyright.PENANALFIGmNOSOz
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」702Please respect copyright.PENANAfWPIOeVBzd
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」702Please respect copyright.PENANAlOp1Bf5LZk
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我:「好大隻!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAUL5HTe2M0m
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助六:「真係唔該晒」702Please respect copyright.PENANA8P8SVNs5Ch
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」702Please respect copyright.PENANAEfS6TKzjab
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」702Please respect copyright.PENANAnF57Kc5vns
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」702Please respect copyright.PENANAO4G2PIQCrV
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」702Please respect copyright.PENANAG0H3nLmUy1
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我:「屌你老母」702Please respect copyright.PENANAphyPfTPd50
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!702Please respect copyright.PENANAKEqTDSqMSN
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。702Please respect copyright.PENANAhTL4zzr3nw
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」702Please respect copyright.PENANABU2TIVBFX6
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」702Please respect copyright.PENANAPxsoepM5XW
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。702Please respect copyright.PENANA5SoeSrH5Xw
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。702Please respect copyright.PENANA8arncJCpOu
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。702Please respect copyright.PENANAX2fSXz4Lpu
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。702Please respect copyright.PENANA2tRpZQJxMU
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」702Please respect copyright.PENANAm0rHckTK5k
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佢問:「做咩?」702Please respect copyright.PENANAg9PUaD03Jg
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」702Please respect copyright.PENANAGqevQPIKXR
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!702Please respect copyright.PENANA2WDVZq1q5M
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。702Please respect copyright.PENANACVnQN0FGaj
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「咁緊要?」佢話。702Please respect copyright.PENANAbzpQrGjlDb
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」702Please respect copyright.PENANAJD5pq348X9
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!!!!!702Please respect copyright.PENANATKIOMz5i15
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。702Please respect copyright.PENANA7m3WpYfgzP
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!702Please respect copyright.PENANAcBOdwJCOWk
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。702Please respect copyright.PENANAPS5ROTZdxa
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」702Please respect copyright.PENANAY34j5AtKlx
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「嗚」