得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy4pjze7Jw
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbkOUvzUpe
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助六：「不意外」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RU0eoEsVB
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIl8u720SI
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5eFoXP7ZM
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXn0w7QIS6
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGSiSmdC05
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其實我一早已經有答案。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH04jCNMe5T
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O7MhlkkRb
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j8h6iO0el
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSkhJJ2TGQ
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM4eu8uq4v
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「放心啦大家！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSanbCJGDy
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5iAU5b5SP
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hOBqNMmDq
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuL7JCPOjv
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOWkQGMn3l
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUjwzEuLdq
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK65z3wP1o1
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMMIbXUTNy
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIGguUW8lb
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助六：「😳」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42FZWxUquj
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我：「。。。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU2BW2FN11
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw4IAXdWmi
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKiIxZwsl8
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PLu0lJnU8
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIh1alS2NTm
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa46lpbQwiO
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAo6yHzFsz0
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c2vtTHVVI
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GKMc8lrP9
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡburtny9H0v
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKUtLqaKAo
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdePRmhN2d
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助六：「主人😖」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk89xRlNutT
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORVHD8EBHs
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我：「屌你哋。。。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoirL5B7kRP
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKXcjew2mE
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「掛住主人😳」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1YZJsWih3
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk8twHHEBO
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O3NG73RLX
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJgp7DlpEk
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4kBfF7Ge1
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qYIpBTHmp
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuxBYaafsi
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「屌佢老母！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGj1EaBbmU
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFvSo94lea
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeVNyr22G5
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsLp87TNY0
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRkCmq0ssX
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmr9UU0cwW
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr437DYzR8
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYBKYRHFKb
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslOXcMl5sb
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
