得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。634Please respect copyright.PENANAxCH8GBhvxG
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」634Please respect copyright.PENANA9qONrTm35z
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助六:「不意外」634Please respect copyright.PENANAORdjYnBKNh
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」634Please respect copyright.PENANAcE4vh1Xz3z
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」634Please respect copyright.PENANAu3MLE4ozBi
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我:「????我冇喊呀」634Please respect copyright.PENANAAz2tan8bRY
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。634Please respect copyright.PENANAdbATCa1mAO
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其實我一早已經有答案。634Please respect copyright.PENANA5P5wdRSQvm
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」634Please respect copyright.PENANAgPzm6measG
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」634Please respect copyright.PENANAZkB2l4gCm1
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」634Please respect copyright.PENANAESD8KuSL77
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」634Please respect copyright.PENANAcjycuDl1mT
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「放心啦大家!」634Please respect copyright.PENANArcm2TMOVXi
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。634Please respect copyright.PENANAoBR8y0mRvI
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。634Please respect copyright.PENANANkZhidUjRI
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。634Please respect copyright.PENANAs4MmJ6zM1l
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。634Please respect copyright.PENANAiSJxW9aSBp
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」634Please respect copyright.PENANAnqPFp65ppV
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」634Please respect copyright.PENANAPTQQF1GMKr
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」634Please respect copyright.PENANAX9dBpwtjs9
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」634Please respect copyright.PENANAHHZUxA4ial
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助六:「😳」634Please respect copyright.PENANAlXbqEakrwf
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我:「。。。」634Please respect copyright.PENANAYRTmpK7VJF
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。634Please respect copyright.PENANAFxDH8nAAn7
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。634Please respect copyright.PENANA0g1qmxfmZX
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」634Please respect copyright.PENANAyZVrlN0ke6
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。634Please respect copyright.PENANACdsm6JKJHg
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。634Please respect copyright.PENANA2I6DD3X3lj
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」634Please respect copyright.PENANAbfbZfS800Q
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。634Please respect copyright.PENANALRRkNNVWwi
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。634Please respect copyright.PENANAZV48lTksaH
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」634Please respect copyright.PENANAgvbWJUsTjz
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。634Please respect copyright.PENANAgIrwWickZt
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」634Please respect copyright.PENANAnEM6HVSW6y
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助六:「主人😖」634Please respect copyright.PENANAx1vG5EwC1f
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」634Please respect copyright.PENANAXlQSlqLEto
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我:「屌你哋。。。」634Please respect copyright.PENANAlLnpPzFhzT
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。634Please respect copyright.PENANAc3GuzK3yfi
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「掛住主人😳」634Please respect copyright.PENANAteu9KjfhyA
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。634Please respect copyright.PENANAgH8baxq8Bs
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。634Please respect copyright.PENANAH6UodFqh5F
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……634Please respect copyright.PENANAZS5aahKh8G
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。634Please respect copyright.PENANA3dD7D5MzG8
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」634Please respect copyright.PENANA1Nyk9RiCu6
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」634Please respect copyright.PENANAr3WnxS18UM
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「屌佢老母!」634Please respect copyright.PENANAo7DNT0Kr1e
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。634Please respect copyright.PENANASfScnljd11
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」634Please respect copyright.PENANAhDYWMy7NXk
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」634Please respect copyright.PENANASIU8FSfJpv
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」634Please respect copyright.PENANA9dkbY65WRW
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」634Please respect copyright.PENANAU9RXCUPC93
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」634Please respect copyright.PENANAhGNIIFQOEo
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」634Please respect copyright.PENANAmagePYvfWx
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」634Please respect copyright.PENANArjN9p7ttEQ
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……