得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUpe2jOmAj
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh6yVUnv8E
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助六：「不意外」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbleXOeHEO
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uwxz0Ov7y
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhTuQ8yAUy
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpe5jp0LAP
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIoNiMMrHq
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其實我一早已經有答案。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7Jb8bE6hb
669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4SL0PJmze
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSrxCRwnXX
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIOlQfl9JI
669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qImEfmOdU
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKuthaXRiq
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpKTKeqPDM
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「放心啦大家！」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DbKyfX4nP
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSdFCmy1Ci
669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzi2n0z0Vca
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12yQmR9sTq
669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAJKMGOXPG
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1XmF0Fma9
669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q9ACU7Gvc
佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBvii6CkX3
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBIZrVXlWE
669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIJEFK5o1Z
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt724wjD2zX
669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZXkus5gqA
阿詩：「做咩喎😖」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4VRV0Ix4L
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSIM9xYPt4
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助六：「😳」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdrPrSlKcM
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我：「。。。」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ivB56sn3T
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwBdB0XDyH
669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ms3sos3Pm
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRmuEpPXaw
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqi4FEOziZ
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAsCiqXNti
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKQeuXpmC5
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYgPUEBncM
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rQa8suuEN
669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjAutIe5oP
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCZDrB7HUT
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeLH51lr3n
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3esmM3Nan
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj1tf4hKIL
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助六：「主人😖」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsVM7guTan
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU4vrh0a6M
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我：「屌你哋。。。」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn790Men1tG
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3BUEqdTNE
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「掛住主人😳」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxfa2jb9Sx
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5Sj1g8PLT
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKrJrKACpP
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceeM2Jep9A
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqhXsR6ML2
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEMJLa8C7K
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEnCJDcTgz
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「屌佢老母！」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjhMzbVeY0
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMtOTWm4js
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt48fOmwY9R
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorKeQL5Kmw
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNulzhCbNh
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZwG0IVF5b
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXmW03dTqL
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK5sTuOuZ5
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」669Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwRA4avW7m
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
