得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCH8GBhvxG
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qONrTm35z
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助六：「不意外」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORdjYnBKNh
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE4vh1Xz3z
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3MLE4ozBi
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz2tan8bRY
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbATCa1mAO
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其實我一早已經有答案。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P5wdRSQvm
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPzm6measG
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkB2l4gCm1
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp89WlxTDnp
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESD8KuSL77
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjycuDl1mT
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「放心啦大家！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcm2TMOVXi
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBR8y0mRvI
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkZhidUjRI
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vZP3iKkqV
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4MmJ6zM1l
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSJxW9aSBp
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqPFp65ppV
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTQQF1GMKr
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9dBpwtjs9
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHZUxA4ial
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助六：「😳」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXbqEakrwf
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我：「。。。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRTmpK7VJF
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxDH8nAAn7
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0g1qmxfmZX
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZVrlN0ke6
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdsm6JKJHg
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I6DD3X3lj
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfbZfS800Q
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRRkNNVWwi
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV48lTksaH
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvbWJUsTjz
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIrwWickZt
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEM6HVSW6y
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助六：「主人😖」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1vG5EwC1f
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlQSlqLEto
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我：「屌你哋。。。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLnpPzFhzT
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3GuzK3yfi
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「掛住主人😳」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteu9KjfhyA
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgH8baxq8Bs
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6UodFqh5F
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS5aahKh8G
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dD7D5MzG8
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Nyk9RiCu6
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3WnxS18UM
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「屌佢老母！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7DNT0Kr1e
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfScnljd11
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDYWMy7NXk
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIU8FSfJpv
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dkbY65WRW
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9RXCUPC93
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGNIIFQOEo
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmagePYvfWx
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r1NwpkKQV
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjN9p7ttEQ
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
