得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRMUl0rkqe
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ykaR8oIWQ
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助六：「不意外」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc3y5D0bLp
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSbRZHtmg5
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyZ63m2HKu
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnV92eJCTI
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcksSFnjc4o
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其實我一早已經有答案。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOQ75RmjBA
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKksJX0dk9e
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagqPXEJjc2
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2B6rE0kiz
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQji5iOW95c
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「放心啦大家！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBV8ftL8BLk
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEQAdFE0PL
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoapevrtg2
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLsCAWlE3j
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS1XcntAzK
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pZFNY0OAp
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqc3S1ZJCy
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRPia8x5tJ
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIuyVdhp1S
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助六：「😳」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ThuVXh6mU
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我：「。。。」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfviH9lzcT
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kEmVar4C9
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkYDMjGFfT
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsF5DxIX2P
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgjceiNpUS
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoikbAwWCF
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoRImbDSop
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q5E4ZzcBI
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92Z5Qhz8Zk
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT3iijnG5c
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU5FZIzcm0
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkW1GI6FTn
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助六：「主人😖」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7ZJ1oJEiF
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUs3pqcmNyB
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我：「屌你哋。。。」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qyEkbOORM
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Sdf4i9p3m
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「掛住主人😳」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF6aNhNPvX
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t8B2Rc0WD
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM694Pqtes
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRz0ykxbSk
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk17qNytbz
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs77COFnzE7
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHDNemmSvL
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「屌佢老母！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlW3BaS4Yvx
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxzgvz54Ri
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldXyoqAiP9
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCUjxMcK5R
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUxZXnc9M4
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d0kScKk3D
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYicgnRf1G
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIgiliH3yh
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXL9DppdGNB
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
