得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。669Please respect copyright.PENANABUpe2jOmAj
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAVh6yVUnv8E
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助六:「不意外」669Please respect copyright.PENANAlbleXOeHEO
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」669Please respect copyright.PENANA0uwxz0Ov7y
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」669Please respect copyright.PENANAIhTuQ8yAUy
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我:「????我冇喊呀」669Please respect copyright.PENANAnpe5jp0LAP
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。669Please respect copyright.PENANApIoNiMMrHq
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其實我一早已經有答案。669Please respect copyright.PENANAH7Jb8bE6hb
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAfSrxCRwnXX
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAIIOlQfl9JI
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAsKuthaXRiq
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」669Please respect copyright.PENANAdpKTKeqPDM
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「放心啦大家!」669Please respect copyright.PENANA0DbKyfX4nP
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。669Please respect copyright.PENANAqSdFCmy1Ci
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。669Please respect copyright.PENANA12yQmR9sTq
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。669Please respect copyright.PENANAg1XmF0Fma9
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。669Please respect copyright.PENANAVBvii6CkX3
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」669Please respect copyright.PENANAOBIZrVXlWE
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」669Please respect copyright.PENANAt724wjD2zX
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」669Please respect copyright.PENANAh4VRV0Ix4L
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」669Please respect copyright.PENANASSIM9xYPt4
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助六:「😳」669Please respect copyright.PENANAIdrPrSlKcM
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我:「。。。」669Please respect copyright.PENANA6ivB56sn3T
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。669Please respect copyright.PENANAKwBdB0XDyH
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。669Please respect copyright.PENANATRmuEpPXaw
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」669Please respect copyright.PENANAEqi4FEOziZ
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。669Please respect copyright.PENANArAsCiqXNti
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。669Please respect copyright.PENANAxKQeuXpmC5
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」669Please respect copyright.PENANABYgPUEBncM
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。669Please respect copyright.PENANA8rQa8suuEN
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。669Please respect copyright.PENANAfCZDrB7HUT
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」669Please respect copyright.PENANAWeLH51lr3n
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。669Please respect copyright.PENANAv3esmM3Nan
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」669Please respect copyright.PENANALj1tf4hKIL
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助六:「主人😖」669Please respect copyright.PENANAmsVM7guTan
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」669Please respect copyright.PENANAMU4vrh0a6M
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我:「屌你哋。。。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAn790Men1tG
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。669Please respect copyright.PENANAU3BUEqdTNE
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「掛住主人😳」669Please respect copyright.PENANAlxfa2jb9Sx
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。669Please respect copyright.PENANAH5Sj1g8PLT
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。669Please respect copyright.PENANAyKrJrKACpP
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……669Please respect copyright.PENANAceeM2Jep9A
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。669Please respect copyright.PENANADqhXsR6ML2
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」669Please respect copyright.PENANAZEMJLa8C7K
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAAEnCJDcTgz
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「屌佢老母!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAdjhMzbVeY0
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。669Please respect copyright.PENANAfMtOTWm4js
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」669Please respect copyright.PENANAt48fOmwY9R
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」669Please respect copyright.PENANAorKeQL5Kmw
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」669Please respect copyright.PENANAXNulzhCbNh
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」669Please respect copyright.PENANAtZwG0IVF5b
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」669Please respect copyright.PENANAoXmW03dTqL
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」669Please respect copyright.PENANARK5sTuOuZ5
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAdwRA4avW7m
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……