* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf1BwZzNDz
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出阵中——33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfCx2gwe3x
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99hnob2qfW
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv480NzQlbE
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkAycRz8Ep
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡremPopX312
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF75jfANnDc
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGitCVFXw8p
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tDnUOe3dY
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbCj14VJip
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6EZGBvK53
烛台：大概吧……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B5CtI6kt7
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p6YwNadek
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不久之后——33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzBPKeZLOw
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSt7wwRPb9
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVcmhW8MS3
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnvsv7cwyq
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8eFdpPSEu
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FrTiQQUlf
蜂须贺：……（怨气）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGMhqqLp49
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZi87EDvopd
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回到本丸后——33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsnXH1bN2s
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfaMrylIkj
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX0ZsJyKHz
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7rrtk4GWR
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevacfUTMMY
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkTytX70Jd
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNf6KseFhq
长曾弥：乐意之至。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowkSpjbppl
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa83u3txfGu
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9tcUUwpSu
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNEQqzG1jb
豆丁：联络感情？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQoQPLFhKb
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LSvOZFBBq
豆丁：可以出去看吗？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh0V6bi2j2
烛台：可以……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyeGLhKVmy
豆丁：哇！太好了！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5ClOyGfTS
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1HwsdXGVw
豆丁：……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABmzmwKBfw
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再次出阵时——33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmh0tRrzgs
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH36nQWZCr
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlR2GWMtcy7
蜂须贺：……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE56GzxVLRp
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不久之后——33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eJ4XpqZXB
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjAFkzBmsa
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb83talbPeq
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyoGfLUBlI
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyANd9bor2
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj5RW7GasA
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3sik7KZTh
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcVpwh2qfs
长曾弥：……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISt012pimZ
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回到本丸后——33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojarh0DpyN
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw29dTIlGEx
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvab72jHjg
（远处传来对话）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIwfusRXQq
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBayo5QnRC3
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXXDmM6prT
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNNrZR5rey
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GAnoAtNyl
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuT4OsymdVr
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uGt71F5nC
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3UOgDqR4L
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1ey4R6JbD
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后来——33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84DTxM5KYQ
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPXP1BGJg5
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T7QxCTUne
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Coa6JU3PT
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4k26cfESb
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80aHfi1fui
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再后来——33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXDJc7RmWM
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoCJYB1ZEH
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8hYt6UrHP
浦岛：一期……哥好。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBdSiEBWL7
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bhHe1f6Yl
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIgPbEq3ot
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）