* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQax92ePHqU
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出阵中——50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoXjUxWLaZ
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktRaXE6Zw7
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELdHYYODWK
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGiFiVgVAt
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH8rjScx7q
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKneiSB7tct
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMbOrHNXs2
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7stG73GI6a
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSfBIjAWJb
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGS8IwgvLk
烛台：大概吧……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChr9f3zyab
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCUVNJk6JG
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不久之后——50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpDNSPfbgE
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpygXDhO2E6
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuwm1whaCn
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qE1lkRwzC
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtxNcbX7jX
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTawM2GAcm8
蜂须贺：……（怨气）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVkWdcHFmY
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKejm5RQFj
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回到本丸后——50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOBuEKVfwd
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9qqhVfh1Y
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokJPKfelMF
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0kqjWePOR
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLchxMkWO7
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAswHom5pi
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrnvrndB3v
长曾弥：乐意之至。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV5iPJPsik
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8idsRhD6k
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNayXG5TAX
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlWnorzG0h
豆丁：联络感情？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj89Xwfegux
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOuVMjvMlp
豆丁：可以出去看吗？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG9WBc9uNG
烛台：可以……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVei42BLRTJ
豆丁：哇！太好了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahgwrVlslk
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW8qs0HcOR
豆丁：……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAl5dVGnHb
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再次出阵时——50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXquJ2I93b
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSVU3PMJFm
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKIrjwHcdb
蜂须贺：……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3uN9kRmb2
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不久之后——50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9epOdX3m8q
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnAkX14prz
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxpnWcCfBU
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0NhxM0Glw
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjW2TSabpT
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9tUCEIDiB
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DNIdhC8Io
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5KGC4qeOG
长曾弥：……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUaLp15Ipo
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回到本丸后——50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbv7z8906W
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGixSlEXRy
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4Ch7JTU89
（远处传来对话）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5PtcSFbjT
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOdU3dM6pY
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWYZ6azz76
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqXArqXpBm
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn6Yx0fUFs
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4TByNX2lz
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJWOoJWOU2
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZibR7EkV2
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYJ0lFf7Ri
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后来——50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uqfcvNcQN
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2Bz5zvhLX
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoRpYhyoFV
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9b989M1efA
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgsm1K4N4q
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXr8zz3UVU
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvtv7yfMmD
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFEEmhoz2T
浦岛：一期……哥好。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnmuwTtaSL
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YQ5MKRjRs
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHmcU0lhO4
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）