* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIkxHL9K39
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出阵中——34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjua6pjtRoH
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHXkkMhhJm
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBHMv9EAq1
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4kXBpzsrG
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EdFyJiAsr
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhHM2zwPdW
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgKucxownK
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYcT7ObbLL
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZxYDKIx87
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtUbZDW9PC
烛台：大概吧……34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0DCiFb5m0
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCETGqlMZs9
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不久之后——34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWAxgXUqtd
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ru3UZw8y7
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcKCzfk37G
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjentctcYHY
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v1IzIPuVS
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlNsOepAqY
蜂须贺：……（怨气）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYqOUnCOMc
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJUx7a9UdI
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回到本丸后——34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnPRK3HJg6
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsQSTsfFgh
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgUDcTo1ON
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDZJWzqr8J
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGWx42OyY1
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSG7f7tIgG5
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde0lDv6mz3
长曾弥：乐意之至。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNTmOdLJBQ
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSQk7Akgbv
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtercfJD4lM
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGCvDuHgU1
豆丁：联络感情？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf58RsJh06m
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ5zgjDf52
豆丁：可以出去看吗？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrw8dT8CAE
烛台：可以……34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQeAdAdeUf
豆丁：哇！太好了！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6XZhhjNDL
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvbv4480N1
豆丁：……34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvRy62R0xA
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再次出阵时——34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8u1yWgu8c
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS8osB1qje
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfm3q0tekt
蜂须贺：……34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiROZ6gGiRL
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不久之后——34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwnQiqk9Fm
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wdG2N5kjf
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY0PMQX7DF
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQV3jInTrB
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI9WsSzz9R
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hrdySp4gC
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1jzJcJLaS
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7dtfMZ3xd
长曾弥：……34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILQUcfpjBm
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回到本丸后——34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozY267g7jy
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx66i0s3jbi
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFftze7CMs
（远处传来对话）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQY43OP7Tk4
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtp8bYpfGe
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUOXp5zKR0
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFFtRs1VL1
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbk5V9uBuU
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT0gaYIaA3
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNuOPvo0TY
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2uz9ca92k
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6mc9NCZIs
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后来——34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbM9xkanCJ
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lcrEp262o
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50OjUlYdTT
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UgB2FEHtR
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTFNF9kSZ8
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNjmJHRHVb
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再后来——34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk8ft6bQoJ
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAR6KimIR4
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TRAs2wNeJ
浦岛：一期……哥好。34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaWt8FtUH1
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBMqrEd664
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）34Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vk0bXvdnG
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）