* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcguXth8yuT
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出阵中——66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuAmpDfPGk
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBT8T8JRo5
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I3DipQdj1
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7sm1UAUda
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ci2ryWqAa
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1e6KkOdoh
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIduE7GBQg
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQV9m3o7pEA
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvqHslEH24
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn7bLy7G5E
烛台：大概吧……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7xObRUrOI
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWHup1bNWf
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不久之后——66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtwKNgdW94
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkD3dXfJtx7
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR40czcyDBg
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv3luh33aq
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hy7AeuJP2
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE7s7BEaio
蜂须贺：……（怨气）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nd2z96Aar
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmuWHhLe7J
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回到本丸后——66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvjVOipKE6
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EpE5d4MY1
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSy7HAD47My
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHmxE9sX9w
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH28Avh8Sy
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Vj5v4k4t7
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoGocSSTeR
长曾弥：乐意之至。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE0AWPIrtE
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSlTdy6Ozt
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkKKd4ZFxj
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDa3XgAcbK
豆丁：联络感情？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QDhTs1gGn
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxTjLtENkA
豆丁：可以出去看吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpKGxKyxKU
烛台：可以……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHQ72FXf4k
豆丁：哇！太好了！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVyeqMKK6F
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgv4RjgOe0
豆丁：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dQrlqriIT
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再次出阵时——66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZq3FHfLWhc
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrAN5uUC3p
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ1J7RWzXo
蜂须贺：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw2LHRSryl
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不久之后——66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZODVNB0qQ
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHsQM9nhbR
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAGU9U3Gz5
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pRecNlESx
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkZwE4ijil
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgYlCLl76A
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK54iZMeyS
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqlQhdkq2N
长曾弥：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UpovcsOzT
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回到本丸后——66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkRWJSWjKQ
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEyXwkA5bs
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gqZjRiJJ8
（远处传来对话）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubkS25VuVZ
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBZCWQealV
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ymFNKH5Eg
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh9zs3DsqQ
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWC2UhQGwb
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxxXtSOv7r
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy12hEHpAGE
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3ohYzGlxH
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwPWrdcbLv
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后来——66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3Map3clUN
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlFZGLPeIZ
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0c91zptd0
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZvcX9QZ86
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ035V0qrY0Q
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP6L7iVfor
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再后来——66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTyrMasdI9
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6v6GfUyey
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQHeLMhDor
浦岛：一期……哥好。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fDhSstmON
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb9Kv2Con0
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcytgQbJmf
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）