1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sMU9yEWTs
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漂流：又迷路了吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcjqb6IOsR
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRlv9Ao06x
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF7wRdPw1O
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl14l9IeFn6
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P57sbK2Pw
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LuyaX5GjJ
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSMyQ8wZp3
御天：QAQ66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0nm5tIpMT
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2br3qoklvS
左手&右手一齐点头。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUh15gCIG8
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl44V8PWnQx
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTVReTJPIM
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAWR2F5XVA
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrikt8KfSLy
小雷：好~66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mUQUOgfhx
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWeVVYWRGm
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LaLbyLFBh
御天：擦！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeFvA5kS4V
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcss9Fcsl6
战无伤：擦！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ1cvYzxss
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaro1JQAnR
众人：擦！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2utUrM66Z
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qoXJvcPmd
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7fYTriSec
战无伤&御天：我也……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJOprb4XEc
剑鬼笑而不语。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRTS8BGcBM
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHSNMQy20t
众人：擦！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEHTzYDCy4
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRjB1MAEAi
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMlHGAIIkN
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz9WUhKFLm
众人：切~66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQYG7e1ulo
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vQMtvwDWb
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp3twKPAEJ
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7CAgNvw5J
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKHiqM5XVl
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMllt2F9Qjp
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSExDGE8cT
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0OylHrYEG
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8qeuurc1E
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00137po9jw
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6TQl0Dr2g
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE3IyMp2Jp
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEBIrc0cz6
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjzTiM0mVF
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV4tIwzNFC
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3、和漂流一起做任务。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iAj9qXx5V
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKfZx3yhah
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01fLpcckdX
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuCgLNqYB8
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUve2vZywZ
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawi5NGPV32
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTuJakHtlQ
千里：嘿嘿。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH145kk7r3j
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxhJcsMZqd
千里&剑鬼：好。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUKaSJmmvJ
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVkFITHn09
佑哥：包在我身上了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPlJMEQic2
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuswFYfPPKk
御天：我，我。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEkYiYFY9W
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkUMHgyAfZ
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3EyHtpYI8
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQITpAWE9A
御天：……QAQ66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yvvIUvZQ1
公子：好了，那就出发吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlMvU0pQnu
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TyiGYMyWl
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolGtETISyP
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1BHkTnLpg
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mTmezxW68
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg3TJr2JlC
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYMWrlSjCv
御天：……QAQ66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ0o2ztW0O
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4kpXY1qxr
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSf1Ga7Xnc
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRUSpi01N7
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPT0tbbRdQy
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHvZuYYEZt
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR8Jo2hkSw
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqi8dwXV3jL
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4uamwbZaU
御天：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUvdZiOnAA
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtZ88BV1hZ
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEtFTpAfHC
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWZaOreH0R
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoliXdzZzo
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaKuZmFXqO
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG8iV4Lwjh
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6mftWr0x4
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOOpz4fz6b
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQJhQUKk1t
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN9Tlixtxv
（佣兵团频道内）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQibZ22xmd
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnEK514ksL
众人：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EKAWFBrWM
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpYDaPc51r
千里：就是。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgpIzwiXxW
众人：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TGMapQQm6
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGawn1KRGMv
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iMk71G4L2
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr17G9OJfX0
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrEoaQnilg
御天：靠！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH4ZL7SpfZ
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0iJGkv8vw
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCwJ30FBTG
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolFXqVrBYP
剑鬼：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxno7PB5Tbv
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjKxunik0F
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRWaoZ6BHS
众人：擦！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1DQndVCJ2
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH1mfUo0uT
剑鬼：任务怎么接？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcpqFFCML8
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGsgsetsYO
战无伤：是指那个吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZvTETniQt
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvYwFK5EBY
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5tct2mlwg
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqubhBKDaB1
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7xPu25ltq
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AeusVu1Mc
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0IL6Gu7tI
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzczXxFt8h
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwhU3xndjY
剑鬼：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAYu3Cs0Xb
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKfHW2Kzsr
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XFTeQvAyU
战无伤：擦！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NHjIIoteA
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcgGHMt0XH
佑哥：擦！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgToVYdIUL
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfOCJT4pJw
佑哥：再去试试看呗。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25MENkB531
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCVcNyuDGD
剑鬼：情人节任务……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBGl2xk9at
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp6dZkKoD8
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljbRxuWzid
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWGbHtYrTj
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NxIBGhPNj
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNwThH244L
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo0CEyVcDF
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUfFGloEjA
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Nq21SS7KG
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1KoFRTyiE
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CC16gQ595
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpx6LwWt37
佑哥&剑鬼：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcPU6cbjYb
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixuqJlUkEz
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iC3WJvffa
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqgP8XZ5GU
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0zNw0AOYs
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDniBXlv2v
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhlY3jeTdu
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaeB1UnmBW
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB571h5IAH
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe5zx5QkQB
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm2yFkGepa
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0vp7R1OuU
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkp9BeF8LP
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSYOTLlac1
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvh5x2lszl
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR2gQUEQv2
公子：和千里做的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvebKFieHOP
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8S7TdxHPN
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe8nV7eiKx
战无伤：靠！无耻！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9ZEXaDnLP
（N个城外的某个角落）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4NwcguXUn
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAcgymCh76
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzft1MFMAE
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ9ayBS2pU
御天：那就滚远点！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BTLkxZLsX
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* 补充：66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4JRzaqnE8
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUpZEZQxkN
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeHEjaFupz
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx6a7PPqko
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcD0M7FU2H8
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpsQltGoLF
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8UOXqEJgz
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF6NRD6DUx
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYlgiFkYr7
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiEP57VR1R
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjvQobqf2J
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP4ArM1azz
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQZCxUW9Ew
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDKWSTvbq6
佑哥：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yrpnoTHZt
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7glZe66wX
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御天：QAQ66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDhYCgxROO
战无伤：怎么了？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7PWxY1Lul
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpawXYLbwag
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo1D7jY8qt
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtP7eYVApi
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26rA6mPHUC
御天：家里的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwRAxDf2IL
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzh7642Cat
御天：对啊，我也不想的！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sX7jnA3kA
战无伤：[蜡烛]66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUzz3WmwCJ
（过了几天）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLwjJg8E2o
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBeTDGKTyV
战无伤：他又怎么你了？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia5WKR5Pnv
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn0t6miiBw
战无伤：[蜡烛]66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOWge7rTX0
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CXwDPSES9
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI4rzwlUD8
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w0HE64zPZ
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakPUr9shgw
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZPS30VWLy
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83mTnZ8qv0
小雷：嗯嗯。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ043x6mpamx
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQzTqgL8nU
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP5z5jtxMK
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonK60liNYW
千里突然有了深深的危机感。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1jxhihzAP
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYeXw0nqQA
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6At63omh6Z
佑哥：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R05mQKQJu
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1WEx5mpzb
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cfFAr6vcZ
佑哥：……这是啥？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf27joMiM2
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDWR1QwO4q
佑哥：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcKJqXZECW
众人突然有了深深的危机感。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAAHW1gdQM
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FREETALK66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgL6nDGJaqU
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHfVZApC6d
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuEeZBf4U7
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVHtf3iFF4
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJPLaArNSF
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FinFZwRZX
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLp98qE3Vhk
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOEweaNh5d
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUjVCvNmrt
以上~66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L0lI3aRIo
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