1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyyuXOsWC5
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漂流：又迷路了吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHScvhNIGhc
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4THD8Iw7Q8
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbIZFAXETc
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurpADtLiKk
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX5KTmPLCx
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWPujIMgTe
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8ck6Wp05n
御天：QAQ40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FoBkRwdke
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTRu0V8DEO
左手&右手一齐点头。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaUSBT7f3J
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9R1etbyFZ7
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSD9pmRPeG
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx4cNZoYLX
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAIvDxSrqb
小雷：好~40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6M9TpRoxV
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtIBFkBNz2
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxXiLh1HmC
御天：擦！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyc3FIHm1m
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Htz4ScIEz
战无伤：擦！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJeV0OYEtv
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJM9PZ7UHS
众人：擦！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq9r4cIGQF
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFCFsRdTZd
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbS4UnIdFb
战无伤&御天：我也……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8ZpARJY42
剑鬼笑而不语。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU00tVT43RH
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaiq8I2tsI
众人：擦！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIMoWPqJoY
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj61WNW55vy
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm4HIj32Vl
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQflPe8SNPf
众人：切~40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQR5L5v6Pb
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6Piov04XJ
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuABnvvME2k
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tkSkmZtHh
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7lMW6ntjv
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jCJl5MNoe
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2InMXn0Id
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgSsRo7HwJ
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD36HHzDns
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOwSxuNoeH
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgSjEZTd8R
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hnl44IYmJ
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrItyV5Sq2Y
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg37bKnB24
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzhPGCoGfJ
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3、和漂流一起做任务。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWGJ44EtJ1
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UR45VWsvo
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAruq2MT2db
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4Q2d9evTs
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuM4vgJ8ty
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0NfHxF4LV
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDgkPzIhEL
千里：嘿嘿。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TW616m4Ir
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZTRsdClqI
千里&剑鬼：好。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfmsiwxI6p
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHo1LiY5li
佑哥：包在我身上了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvidTH0ogH
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapn4m8kjUM
御天：我，我。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NZjAPHWRZ
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLW4yBrPlu
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLYLE0vQAQ
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpG5rBX6OZM
御天：……QAQ40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo8b2uQLSK
公子：好了，那就出发吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIxoV64WtM
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FFgrKEDNN
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oIx5ktJgX
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr98gLAU5x2
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDj5fncPja
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpJ13K8f1b
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtW1oX3WTo
御天：……QAQ40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8Ccr28uaO
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiskvsLZ9Fv
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWAfXocmIA
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCGfkM7lE0
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6IbiAZVHq
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwhHyD0p5y
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAlsQZbuKE
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2BWCe6WhO
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAjxXRBAKz
御天：……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zWVkwAJfw
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdypnjWoj7c
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcL7FPRKwK
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KEWwqIHwF
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y3W65XsOy
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVpjELZO5U
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHiuXqzGGV
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm6d6ZtzdQ
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLMpqqQ9vl
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp3NzYRiP4
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDIHF6qzHO
（佣兵团频道内）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfBcabZMby
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLG85FIDs5
众人：……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ575wKOhQUR
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePWTcwAnRa
千里：就是。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzTaieOD6r
众人：……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pcXkLrfCX
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxhIjkUp30
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh35lKfFgks
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC15lQBgFSw
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVaLE26Z7p
御天：靠！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY71uRSsyVj
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR0Zc3fUsC
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUSRzW5H63
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4bNpNw8S4
剑鬼：……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01vGn2nCF8
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5fdZBk6X0
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BnBQeFDmS
众人：擦！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2ei450jfG
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Zzc8cnGX9
剑鬼：任务怎么接？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6Kldg7dXn
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMREwMokm1
战无伤：是指那个吗？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHZC0LuOSO
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o9q76HR32
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjAHhD5nrQ
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLZN6cUgAf
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xtEfy6C9S
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpiZgAQCHB
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ilcxJf2SC
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmioBUkkCXV
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDbKPtkene
剑鬼：……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6qrelgiTD
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkk3WjyJ2h
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8t41vSev2m
战无伤：擦！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlMSU0pIUM
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwKMKKvUbF
佑哥：擦！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV7TVwWDyI
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSbqu4VxWf
佑哥：再去试试看呗。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtgUvLLTBO
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZBhXEjFEk
剑鬼：情人节任务……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegHCh8sEwa
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4B6CXuRvkV
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4kljd6TIK
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpNQcIcduF
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2gF09y1mP
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDGm7ra1dT
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7EQbTDNkG
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar3krVGwbu
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx45xLTkXtd
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrmKuvgI5L
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97aIS2r9ZN
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeu24W2SNf
佑哥&剑鬼：……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSiB7TUr9M
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbiZL7KzHn
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaJHppK2yw
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTHj9ymSRP
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0LPKYTADO
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZ5qyRMa0v
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnTxABiLea
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea4OEaDEqC
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij6mhOze0f
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCGI0L9Rw2
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy2Y3brPB2
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVtIYMEWcZ
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32JLsxLt2F
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSa5i1WMlO
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkWyKtloIk
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuyitcN2rX
公子：和千里做的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Lr6ln0kio
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMN3nJC8zo
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G6ZGGoz4y
战无伤：靠！无耻！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkHszeVp5S
（N个城外的某个角落）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yaBgcfS78
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH77PBLsJq
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRioBXd6U3
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLspW5b5PS
御天：那就滚远点！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCy7JzZPAz
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* 补充：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnWMNUybRd
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8S6S7pJdR3
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxAmcDR9pL
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEFRfNUsOL
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYVmsvImcS
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dtqSlrvst
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbR1fpPGmq
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXOkFUEw4b
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLd3Ixa1mj
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5KsFSbnFI
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJToQYghPdU
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9sKKkrfgX
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxxZODPvFy
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm41bu2tguC
佑哥：……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO4WQh6sWj
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlMnnOTS9s
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御天：QAQ40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtFxBDlWee
战无伤：怎么了？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi8yHcBwYH
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwVyD636FQ
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAGKZRsaGx
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNDMYAexKC
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KYJvLtrtU
御天：家里的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntMirZelXH
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgaJ67Ycdk
御天：对啊，我也不想的！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlJPAlh6HJ
战无伤：[蜡烛]40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAtmpoARKi
（过了几天）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgO38S5Pxc
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB9CkX8HbJ
战无伤：他又怎么你了？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzW3qa2qTw
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtH5HOJU08
战无伤：[蜡烛]40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOnLloZF2O
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWKfuE5y1W
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3u3yJtlhA
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNHTk1dxha
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbzHkUwHa1
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbN9gmu36Y
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsRGT08u5A
小雷：嗯嗯。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb0NMC097z
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04jMnXSSmO
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YOTj2X8sE
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TyOfRUk9T
千里突然有了深深的危机感。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHzLZNhu1x
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnTfRrlM4p
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c0usqzxvo
佑哥：……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoU1EMEAe1
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdc4TMAF9h
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9R4jyM59D
佑哥：……这是啥？40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAL6zfLgZv
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiImIOdSuB4
佑哥：……40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjpGxHIU5a
众人突然有了深深的危机感。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzf7ZYb38Z
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FREETALK40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GzV2kQAfI
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0TanlRBcY
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JWtd8ONbJ
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDLydidZue
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA0bRBmQ6Q
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKbSSgG3BJ
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqcsIRHFfY
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo41xJsHSNe
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUTjq5Wp9r
以上~40Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNv9IOLM4yC
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