「嗰三個學生去咗網吧打機，我搵咗半個鐘都搵唔到，之後見到有班着校服上去嘅後生仔。靈機一觸之下，咪估吓佢哋應該都喺到果度囉。」我嘗試組織慢慢講。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzdJpWhBI4
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「係咩，點解你會去網吧搵嘅？」Ellie眼光好似將我望穿。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlGjC8vO5L
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「……有咩點解，啱啱咪講咗原因囉。」我表現得有啲緊張。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibYZOHNcL0
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「係咪你去帶壞晒佢哋昨，你知喇你又有食煙嘅。」Ellie嘴藐藐咁望住我。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7NwRPnWYR
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKWr2BYuuW
「？？？ 」我擺出一個Confused Nick Young嘅樣。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c9kgab7Il
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「Michael同我講咗喇，你話你去後樓梯倒垃圾，其實就係去食煙，我初頭都唔信㗎，你份人又唔似會食煙咁，不過有次我見你啲牙好似有啲黃咁，我就信喇。我就最憎男仔食煙，一食煙真係會扣晒分。講！你果次食咗幾多枝煙。」Ellie不斷chur住我。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu00UBOmXh
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3zUad3S0Z
「嗱，首先我係冇食煙嚟，你估我係凱婷咩。牙齒黃我都唔想㗎。至於點解我要去半個鐘呢……」我反應變得遲頓。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAZEOAsFNm
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv2muUWM6z
Ellie諗咗一陣:「好，我信你冇食煙，咁點解你要去成半個鐘咁耐啊？喺後樓梯半個鐘做咩呀？你偷偷地……打飛機呀？估唔到你有咁嘅廦好。 」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQ9j4uvNlR
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQr8dyOzuE
佢一輪嘴係咁講，唔比我有回覆空間。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIyxapH0ei
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqyRBthGn3
我聽到之後喺到傻笑，打飛機點解唔去廁所要去後樓梯啊？貪果度夠陰涼咩。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUrebHd61W
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0mDmCaySJ
Ellie望到我個反應:「我嘅推斷非常合理，法官大人我冇野補充喇。」Ellie抱住雙手凝視放喺我地中間個書包。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX3CoLczvJ
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kvO4ZH7vt
我諗佢應該當咗個書包係法官……472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzL5yh0mwS
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU31lutFQc
哩個時侯我又同Ellie開始玩角色扮演喇，唔知點解我同佢好有默契知道大家幾時會開始做咩角色，最好笑係我地會互相配合，唔會篤穿大家。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGUatRyAgq
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答依個問題之前，我諗起腦細叫我唔好講佢有食煙，因為驚影響補習社形象。而我啱啱又同果三個學生去完網吧，如果一陣佢再追問我點解補習社有煙味，我就可以話係佢哋。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77vH88ewjv
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk3mB8DAuU
「因為我想偷懶，果日又冇咩野做呀，我見學生差唔多走晒，咁補習社又有cam，去廁所太耐又驚有人敲門，所以咪出去後樓梯偷懶囉！」我犯咗一個講大話嘅人常犯錯誤，就係愈解釋得多細節愈容易穿幫，不過好彩佢相信。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfjRlCH7eW
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2p80Rtj1n
Ellie聽到之後微微點頭:「…唔…好似有幾合理，冇咩破綻。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3ZD3E8f7C
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡButGHaGFWz
「咩叫冇咩破綻呀！我今次講嘅野珍珠都冇咁真！我講野不嬲都牙齒當金洗！」我聽到之後好大反應。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfJl6w43om
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KDdOh1LKR
Ellie聽到之後恥笑:「你牙齒當金洗點解都會咁黃呀？」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSLwQzFjLu
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLJul8loja
聽到佢咁講我真係好頹，差啲控制唔到面部表情。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGHcImb2Ss
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer5wdlMmNN
我順勢扮個sad樣望住中間個書包:「咁控方律師可以撤控未啊? 」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevzPXgIBuW
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「嘻嘻，我宣佈將案件押後至兩星期等侯控辨雙方陳詞。」Ellie突然法官上身做出退庭動作，握實拳頭喺空中上下揮動。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaqZQid9NB
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeuqC6hzOU
我望到之後個身忽然㷫恰恰，Ellie你知唔知你依個動作好意淫啊，係男人望住都會諗到衰野。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeu6hKLpp8
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「咁你哋喺網吧有冇打機呀？」Ellie繼續追問。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7HFz0mZ9e
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgOftmNKKC
「有......」我如實講啱啱發生晒件事，仲講咗個MK仔點樣兇我。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvJBLY7SHA
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「哈哈，咁鬼好笑嘅，你同佢哋有冇打交呀。」Ellie聽到之後笑到面部抽蓄。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3kI1tTQRG
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPELBqEpwU
「我依啲文人係唔會咁易同人打架，特別係對MK仔，無視佢哋就得喇。」我開始化身吹神。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm79etTsVU1
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「文人……唔好話你淆底唔敢同人打。」Ellie個樣好似唔相信我講嘅野。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F1AnQiwFZ
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「你好想我打架受傷咩？」我好真誠問佢。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q4qUmW35X
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9p3KCRFlJF
佢好似比我嚇親:「……你打架啲學生點啊？」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYbJYS06qn
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C6iJB5Jkv
「咪係囉，我係一個顧全大局嘅男人！」我胸有成竹咁講。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXuCSIqOj1
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「哈哈，你係咩？」Ellie不屑一笑。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxeBqyZvcv
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQxePqbimZ
喺佢笑嘅時侯我見到佢個櫻桃小嘴有啲乾痕同埋笑果陣個嘴唇卡咗一下。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1wFeUSAz5
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「你等等先，我去買啲野，好快返！」我攞咗個銀包離開艘船。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMsGeQZ0F0
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Ellie坐喺度:「好……」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bmAd1RFHQ
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eMLSl5j6w
過咗一分鐘我就攞咗一包檸檬茶翻去架船仔。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6gAnDKAMQ
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJh9XNN7X37
Ellie望住我手上包檸檬茶嘴藐藐:「淨係買比自己飲，自私佬。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAPKmaNHaN
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYNpMyfsHS
「邊有話唔係買比你姐？」我遞咗包檸檬茶比佢。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz6pdgaqmG
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt680w2ku61
Ellie諗咗一陣先決定攞包野飲:「多謝喎。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQQbOJH8xj
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73kh3Bx7Sb
「講！係咪想賄賂我！」Ellie裝兇作勢扮攞住把刀。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZVGGvKgN8
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnRzCUi04Y
「……」佢突然神經質嘅反應搞到我哭笑不得。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe7Rv3IRoK
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeyiC704cO
Ellie望住個書包:「法官大人，我要求傳召緊急法庭，處理辨方律師疑似用一包檸檬茶賄賂我。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODYFyTs9hW
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jxLLjGgJ3
我聽到之後忍唔住笑:「唔玩喇。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZn2ILypYT
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaekw9enpis
Ellie嘟住嘴瞪大眼望住我，但係冇講任何野，個樣顯得有啲弱智。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTNFuwtMWZ
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3msb3AIV0P
過咗幾秒之後，我忍唔住繼續同佢玩扮演角色:「法官大人啊，控方律師話我隻牙黃，點敢飲啊？」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yoyEB73qq
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTPxqQ2LWM
Ellie聽到之後咗包檸檬茶比我，好似等緊我回應。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRGN4op9Po
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXWfLXCW6R
我塊面又好似比針拮咁，但係今次我決定捉緊機會，傾前個頭飲佢包檸檬茶，原來同女仔飲同一包野嘅感覺係咁。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQxsRqB1k1
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTxZhdKsgC
「又話驚牙黃你又飲？」Ellie笑住窒我。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7o5r8TSso
472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYQuYUysEI
比佢咁樣講完又真係駁唔到。之後我哋dead air咗一分鐘，果一分鐘真係好漫長。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtwERBLaZe
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