行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2yd3IFKiC
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4baSvCHIsw
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0ATvbEhji
「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfWsLiebGu
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNwpS102qe
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEFFyVzRPy
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXf13SNUyA
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD7QZjX5Ou
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi1hAsLoTq
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD5nfm2blh
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZbmJHK9AL
「……」我繼續唔講野。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpe0vIaZMG
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqBjDWIxD4
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96yDYvGMsL
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR2CUTaSV2
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoH6eiNqhP
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDD6AEtva8G
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAbphio6BV
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR3fXBgUqn
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0XMBaqpe2
「……」我腦內突然hang機。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG386WoYYD
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriubljvYT6
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqwcxdkej6
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciL6kyu5E1
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m2SK7B6hB
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KDxtYjZkX
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yONOhrHyZ
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEp2fQsk8x
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0OjeJezqs
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我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡui0zP7WHsI
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWGMQbydFn
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNTTRGO1IV
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuk4U9Ywkv
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wOVR6nSy9
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDv5FnQg8S
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC26hG8onSe
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4My45x1VzY
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEOrXlZcby
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FsjGOuSWx
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sfOvauNwh
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0HjuCj5vN
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMVp23lD2E
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlS7H7QDSeb
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkg1qbSryK
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxydQUn6T1I
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu4zoFzaKQ
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhPmgSJHqt
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFAKdXabBx
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeek33hae8o
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGVkA1OLuT
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL55ge3hZv6
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnvVIAS17n
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPyp9DFjIF
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX6A8BFdbz
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg38WPGbboj
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VI9UTb370
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCuGpIS0lQ
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTpmI0cw3z
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tsGsgfgnW
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHbrDpNSDZ
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55fL74ysZn
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4wpgvr0sW
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i71QbCjlJ
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatOUW7vYyN
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgBrKyB322
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kkqH54l1Y
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJlPhx3V1G
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXZdRxRoZr
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv50O5fCVB
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5XqRsae6W
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG32i9CcMW
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2VvksSX6P
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4pyrbWxbK
「拜拜。」438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs6dzIg4mI
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXpiJuTWTn
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo3zWBuCV8
438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPdNPHkfh8
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeZSLukgif
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