行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa0xgp2Grb
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLt2wTbY8u
雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3Rb7kygvo
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKCrF2yTHh
「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiiqEzC4Kr
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4XZO9yte3
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrOjajipCQ
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZjhZo9FIV
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyy9VxS10p
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrpyPWU39d
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5WY9H0Jsr
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR9fZsARSZ
「……」我繼續唔講野。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJLY6WPEm2
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2BkvXnVQq
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSc4ZydJ9JJ
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAeqsaeMbK
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVHlnnJsOy
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3QVPkw4h4
老實講依個動作幾可愛。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHu2jlX3loV
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYbVFEgXlp
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFO4qgWJxl
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2js8K3DV3
「……」我腦內突然hang機。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA725tc6o4Z
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNjlzPDLnm
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxQs56o1KH
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAPRy6yC2i
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhAYJqhF6F
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYgvcdiFEh
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeExmBPEKBG
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiNcVZrg8n
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZd1sq3xvh
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbj3LMt7ZB
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKpLtdWwbE
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP3In3mnyD
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUs5aZjfN6
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdANcNTY52
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRPc2On1Yw
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmJ8B0Gp38
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1krraVBJQI
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIyh1izQj8
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yDvM0FT9W
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKsrDV8ou3
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXyh6ylwoo
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvWZmRMIbY
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FqgBLa08r
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3TkPNRuj3
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPRKAgA97o
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35988cT27h
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQEyKc6CJ5
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tntrFkTYB
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfc5zzRy44
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuloRZnAP8
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRdlctEnVS
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhstzhWfLP
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswWe5Mm6Zi
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiESGOneh1y
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRU9ZZube0
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWpLWrVnJC
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVVX9Velv1
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE12Tg8SQwN
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dTlDk5R4K
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bBMBEe2rt
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeJMQDTTQI
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih32OoRWWs
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3ZwIoBN1K
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU48XfZhPVC
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH98CMavWUY
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VFJp8zaZB
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2tBp1jA1l
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMLPpFriUy
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzgzN5clYr
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqd5Y6a53V
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlbsK3YMZK
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxtSSIrE6s
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7gM8chu3O
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmba38SVle2
「拜拜。」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GkmTzvmEk
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0we2xSCtiZ
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA6uVcYCSt
508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsxfy2zi4R
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB62Rbw60g
Penana
search
Loginarrow_drop_down
Registerarrow_drop_down
