行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsakv3zv2Nl
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZHEuNQ4LD
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcm1cVO0wp
「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6THAoOAnM
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p8y0SqfLC
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bKvDD8os8
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshQIgiNpUW
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPggE79YXRx
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IoNjcvrMJ
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfb4CGFob5
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q172yUtG6
「……」我繼續唔講野。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYsP2V5KLt
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQ5yiZwQKk
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7ZxKXhuLP
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qDfpVHSSF
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oL1G19u2Q
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c3bdZwCLY
老實講依個動作幾可愛。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa1tEhSF8t
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1Sk5m8Kn6
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzPVRjs4mB
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDPDnhx4bs
「……」我腦內突然hang機。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjeuuH36H0
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrw7EfA4iH
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjyDgJUnyQ
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1ijt784p0
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VtdIcADXg
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMKjzr14X1
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRcyfiQ0S3
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54DglxMLuK
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb5vwsWXdv
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAL80wgWSQ
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HqwYIPIRd
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQjofNnUV5
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORfTORcQjZ
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7pFV9vHuz
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1e7HiJBaP
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyLBmVmwVO
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYr04guANdW
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrWAjvlgjn
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWke52Wy2k
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVCcJFYLSp
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKcEulV1fc
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOFUCVFKz6
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3RhZvX71x
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l11b407KQ
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1m5qiKsZQ
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn4ui7Banb
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAtm3UrUDD
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqi2IeaANtP
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYw6WCzQpI
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtHGtfEQu7
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ5cVMfMlC
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6AzxST70v
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe7TJJRlEQ
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAF3Wqkfq2
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD2Hxm7Zil
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25kEpDZEXm
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB9tiNXE2p
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECqs6R60Hf
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErSpaWTSj3
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs32E5bfjD8
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03sSCxIsfo
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN9pjqoCUG
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtibBIShA6A
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidfyi7nhzx
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7sRnfLlsA
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpRtziqH7L
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ92lEcI2vR
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWqTyrNpuF
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi11NKX1eja
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeJzitMtMa
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRafqjYubG
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL3dLojWJ9
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrdFJYMS4t
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrepDcbIto2
「拜拜。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNUgJ1fKKA
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHsvTKDaU9
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qDOjusXbF
488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTUrLSYlzm
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7B5JiqjTzn
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