行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBE8w64TGQ
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPNqo2jC1k
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkpXJcpDrg
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「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9Hwg8L4GQ
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「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRBQG51nZV
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「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEh9iWYntI
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「……」我繼續唔講野。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifn1Ld2sCs
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依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4ZvcVs2JL
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跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11br3giFAn
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7iAR547Xa
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「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5E5LLBEn6
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「……」我腦內突然hang機。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd5StkM832
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggJk5UeoKN
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我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1HFLvF3AL
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「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7btyXxB0Z
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忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR9hu4gN6O
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我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7snd2rB6P
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Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLMaRs88Pj
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我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPi6ZoH6Uj
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佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ob8YX3GYz
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喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z03tp8LXD
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聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtYSIfkLnu
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「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8xMa87Ez9
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佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMngix16ZA
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我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxvfiizRAL
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我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxfWyba1Ft
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGgXQL89p5
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睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCppodvUUIk
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笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZbFFZUv31
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佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8gduiFKzz
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「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8NvtOYK1w
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「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aRwBwxAhZ
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWuVrfBLVV
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我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA24ss2gE7L
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2Rwjc30GR
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過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wbm8aaEqP
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Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBdJNBCgXs
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「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRlIWJSECR
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「拜拜。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyb8Xcw45F
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Jhty7ich5
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其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3ARhW0QXp
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