行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEUGcEvKB2
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzYU49H6V7
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft8xR3ev3O
「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uOfvTp1iK
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ5E3h6TWh
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXafgLygTVS
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQN1Re7B3X
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ivRG97ehA
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJDjEpgFCz
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDeeT2QPJx
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4f0z9hzBl
「……」我繼續唔講野。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwAPQlj1G9
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdSYTAOnvl
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZut7pjIv3W
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdF3CUHgxK
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZul9eCWous
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7JhPvJ7bR
老實講依個動作幾可愛。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqlV66Eg02
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJcBUAFQQd
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUInhfatTIm
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCLkz2p3N8
「……」我腦內突然hang機。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xOMaCSo7p
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAfpttFsyv
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUkMhKT9wL
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFMjn4YCH1
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiwadiH27g
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qAYOu6Bwb
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYInZULgdk
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdQRbfbsF8
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ44Ab6f6h
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxcdVQ7xt7
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83q4r0RNHO
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUqAlX2E45
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fdrWqwUrL
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfMTA5Oyj9
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUrssT9jNP
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYyqdQWglJ
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSnVNlFrOk
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSUZyzH1CD
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX43fTgwJNM
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06lyLPM4nV
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI685YrO85Q
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuJQa6igbL
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YbvN7rNRy
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxOznei80u
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaob4Hi33zx
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl83G8K6mp
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio7mpPIRgk
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeE2M4301y
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7srMMiStA
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMmVmZDOaT
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47sqmpVZf5
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfw7RWU2GT
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8n4mAEKFU
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMPhE96eJ1
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ523TSJc9W0
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFHR9GtIxa
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHApuPFfR6b
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbcG4nYw7o
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVgbDo5mtD
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GiSxZPtm1
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIWsaee76T
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1OKHTJCWY
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KXwLSTWoO
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1JZzvX44a
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ahXN0OK6f
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKFawchnB2
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpY5WsCxDG
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTQsf4ujLX
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3xM1EbPZe
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEqPSbaLq0
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2NTY8YgY9
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHknZvZ1G4
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeUQzkWlst
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxN2oCzkrX
「拜拜。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ6HAgde4a
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymuDnw1sep
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jzTviI7Q8
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBCafREWGS
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AJ48ScEaq
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