「望咩啫你。」957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkficSXIaN5
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zmht2TyPM
這句毫不浪漫，沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話，卻成了我們的開場白。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGeX1G9uMp
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU16i2Nw9DU
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz7EEJ48Mz
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hFaSaHhsJ
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WHzyQgGhQ
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoddZK5c8D
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCDv48yhlb
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLohoQ1Z3t
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6jsXDJMVV
時間要退帶一點，我要先自我介紹一下。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOnR75tWrV
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiixrKK28Gn
我叫方禮賢，一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRRrs6MskX
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsF1i3wKHa
當然，除了我沒有六尺高之外，還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動，沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhTbfZq2h9
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2laO7wLoc
其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢，應該和我十二歲那場大病有關，我也忘了是什麼病，總之是類似氣管收縮，只有躺臥床上才能呼吸，一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakixvyvFtf
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQwku53x1s
結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期，差點連畢業禮也去不成。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HRAgUt7Fz
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkP0fmrZpyr
怪不得我運動那麼差，練不成傳說中張家輝的身材，原來有原因的。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsHcJvYmKe
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUg3k4KfXJ
可是老媽總是說，我練不成好身材，根本就是懶，那個病在中一時早就好了啦。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY82mBpqmXB
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeMrVE0rv8
喔，是嗎？957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEUfGu2bP9
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsIkObrAeQ
好吧，我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶，平日最喜歡就是躲在家中，什麼地方都不去，然後一口汽水、一口薯片，一邊大笑地看電影。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxUgUVHCic
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzJ5wGcLfS
什麼叫人生享受？ 這就是人生享受！957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5zADX1kbP
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPhC5NyLgS
「阿賢，你咁嘅樣，邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊？」每次看到我這個模樣，母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RZUSGKCd9
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9Ov27Dw7y
這個時候，我總是開玩笑地說：「媽，女仔唔係睇『樣子』，係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREz0rL7qbq
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpnnE90i3I
後來，我才發現，在香港，根本連「搵食」都不容易。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoGDb0esb7
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2NfJKjIx0
我記得，曾經網絡上流傳一段句：957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VCcrCA89I
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hwogLGNmf
生，容易。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sgjC16Oqs
活，容易。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDMFrjpgrK
生活，不容易。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzsIJa9Wyi
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJDMl8GRsh
如果套用在香港，那就是：957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N8XzOVNpd
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiJNbXGefN
生：容易。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3OKPLBXmf
活：容易。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpg4WHGR8r
在香港生活：FUCK OFF957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYuWXrCVP1
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2MBjfaPPR
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk9EhuDcXY
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOtTV57NYD
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoiUAYjJB9
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfBHH3EkM5
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46yQRgzHw9
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLbSGqKDOU
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MFRIM8jZn
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsOg5di4xD
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0RO5xYOfN
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELh9Ezp8hV
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Il1tmsC8d
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGR6ggWAxl
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy4VnQss8e
「媽，女仔唔係睇樣子，係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhTyfpTmhG
「仔，如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你，乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩？」957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yRJliwguo
957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRnPUtVoCC
Penana
search
Loginarrow_drop_down
Registerarrow_drop_down
