「你係咪痴左線啊?為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁,傻鬼咗呀?」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。658Please respect copyright.PENANA6CYsvS4xz0
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中,卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。658Please respect copyright.PENANAVcy3rcCxg6
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「有一啲人,識咗一世嘅時間,可以一世對你無咩大影響。658Please respect copyright.PENANADR9GTYPUUo
但有一啲人,識咗一日嘅時間,就可以影響你一世。」658Please respect copyright.PENANAVme4X3Z6Nn
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「我聽唔明。」658Please respect copyright.PENANAmCuzjeDyhT
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅,追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」658Please respect copyright.PENANAEhKAGdMgD0
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其實我考慮了很久,該不該把他們的故事寫出來,最後因為一個原因,所以必需要寫的。658Please respect copyright.PENANAAd7wbnrtK2
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這個原因,遲點會說。658Please respect copyright.PENANAkxcDkWwK6u
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話說劉華明在旅行事前,已經通知他的同學,有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。658Please respect copyright.PENANARQvlhVPrs9
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。658Please respect copyright.PENANArCKDhn5NID
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事實證明,朋友,信一成,戶口分分鐘變零。658Please respect copyright.PENANA1TI3EUzUqt
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首先上機,劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座,而那班同學都表示OK,會讓他們坐在一起。658Please respect copyright.PENANAW3EXRUaBkF
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而事實是,當劉華明在自己座位坐著時,同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了,不想傳染人,就把Chloe帶走了。658Please respect copyright.PENANA7VdSGgWmQg
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著,等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時,最後他等到一個大胖子。658Please respect copyright.PENANAeoZbxneKEt
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在女神臉前展現實力,是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學,658Please respect copyright.PENANAF1QqXotduR
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜,658Please respect copyright.PENANAk7z4qkbOW9
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然後故意輸給劉華明,讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。658Please respect copyright.PENANAzYqcoXefsh
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全班十三個男孩都很配合,讓劉華明輸了十三次。658Please respect copyright.PENANAS1XmrlNn2g
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不過,這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑,他們真的有心幫助他。658Please respect copyright.PENANAFnQalFRVKO
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到達酒店的當晚,一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外,還真心為劉華明佈局。658Please respect copyright.PENANAKACJVG8zEU
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服,而家一個人係房啊,拿我地就出去食野,你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢,實加哂分啦。」658Please respect copyright.PENANA74bp280KVC
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂,而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者,不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。658Please respect copyright.PENANA83J6kcW0tF
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Chloe喔?女神喔?這麼大好的機會。658Please respect copyright.PENANAjmjBqbjUUF
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。658Please respect copyright.PENANAZI8pxjATeR
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就這樣,他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥,連同感冒藥,外加一些甜食回去。他心想著,今次一定能奪取芳心。658Please respect copyright.PENANACSTXoJ8Ds2
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世事往往難以預料。658Please respect copyright.PENANAiPhsodsLdF
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙,把門打開,剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗,所以去洗個澡,又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。658Please respect copyright.PENANAGRDk3qrZ84
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嗯,大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。658Please respect copyright.PENANAG37Mck7Vr9
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是的,真的那麼剛好。658Please respect copyright.PENANA3C4hCGFy5F
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就那麼一點點剛好,就會要了人命。658Please respect copyright.PENANA1ve9ijjzDC
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劉華明,我說,你死得也不枉此生吧。658Please respect copyright.PENANAnNmJihElod
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即使如此,劉華明還是沒有放棄。658Please respect copyright.PENANA33Lk8mI1iI
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他希望能哄回Chloe,而全班同學也賣力的幫口,畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。658Please respect copyright.PENANAgdFiRGDmmG
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「你點先唔嬲啊?」658Please respect copyright.PENANA3G74tDTZMJ
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在公車上,劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位,正是Chloe的隔座,他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。658Please respect copyright.PENANAGD73nWjuru
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架,我都無戴CON。」658Please respect copyright.PENANAs4bF8Zhs68
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「亂講啦你!你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦!」Chloe交叉著手,嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。658Please respect copyright.PENANAQJdjvfyvn6
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「我講真架,我真係睇唔到野架!」658Please respect copyright.PENANA2Al6T0iaeU
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「我唔會信你架,你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡!」658Please respect copyright.PENANAjyXXJ8Kwa6
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧!」658Please respect copyright.PENANALNvHKCoUvG
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「唔信!」658Please respect copyright.PENANA9tDijQgUfZ
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架!」658Please respect copyright.PENANAcU1fsnBqln
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時,658Please respect copyright.PENANAk9f476XZ2M
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他又加了句,「除左妳。」658Please respect copyright.PENANAdaGVmOagzD
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我聽到後大驚起來,問他:「咁你點?」658Please respect copyright.PENANAMD0v9NgnyI
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「咩點?」658Please respect copyright.PENANArCMXdCOdy7
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「佢無打你咩?」658Please respect copyright.PENANAnehKfvClTk
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「佢做咩要打我?」他疑問道。658Please respect copyright.PENANAp09zhTqDGV
那麼奇怪?658Please respect copyright.PENANAOOok6ooe8E
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「咁佢有咩反應啊?」我追問。658Please respect copyright.PENANAw2WjkIy0HM
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「下,佢忍唔住笑左出來,然後鬧左我一句:『口花花!』就無事啦。」658Please respect copyright.PENANAXhboiSxea3
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「係咁就原諒你?」658Please respect copyright.PENANAxk2Nr3DTOj
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「唔係仲想點?」他理直氣壯的說道。658Please respect copyright.PENANAElK4QzAYQO
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩?」658Please respect copyright.PENANA2CW0BuOBHl
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望Chloe很清楚,不就是表明那一晚.......658Please respect copyright.PENANAR3EZmA8CdC
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算了。658Please respect copyright.PENANAIhECRw476v
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他繼續雀躍地說道:「有咩問題?好浪漫啊,我都唔知當時我點解講到出口,太好文釆啦我!」658Please respect copyright.PENANAwubzf0y4K3
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學,這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞?658Please respect copyright.PENANAf8LbxInMj5
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不過,成功原諒劉華明,並非好運的開始。658Please respect copyright.PENANA9sTReZBOjj
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或者,沒有原諒過他,反而比較好。658Please respect copyright.PENANAjmQjgwsct9
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。658Please respect copyright.PENANATupzEF2Lva
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可是他……658Please respect copyright.PENANAtF0hO8urN7
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我該怎麼說呢?658Please respect copyright.PENANAvT2cukQrJH
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。658Please respect copyright.PENANAnWWET8Nwel
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倒楣到一個點,我嚴重懷疑他所說的話,是他自己捏造出來的。658Please respect copyright.PENANA0KHNpD6SD7
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雖然動機未明。658Please respect copyright.PENANASQsJLszZeU
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不過劉華明對於我的不信,表示強烈不滿,因為他自己已很不高興。658Please respect copyright.PENANABmnE8Q84yS
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事情是這樣的,就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天,他想給一個驚喜她。658Please respect copyright.PENANAlwH3vsRzcg
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他計劃好了,在回酒店的某條路上,用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白,希望感動Chloe,他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌,因為自己要陪大隊嘛。658Please respect copyright.PENANARGDAG27KrQ
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也不知道是誰動的手腳,或許是請的人,或許是路人,或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。658Please respect copyright.PENANAco0dXaPZmP
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總之,Chloe回酒店的路上,看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。658Please respect copyright.PENANAWGMBG1P6Sl
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。658Please respect copyright.PENANAxXOzb0dN4i
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我說了,不原諒還好。658Please respect copyright.PENANA1iXdvqNE04
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事,太多太多數之不盡。658Please respect copyright.PENANAh70m8sHwY8
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例如他想送禮物,就學人求婚一樣,將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡,希望她會感到驚喜。658Please respect copyright.PENANAgxol8rr8QK
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不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手,都不會是驚喜。658Please respect copyright.PENANA8KBFREdrPL
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小,是不同的。658Please respect copyright.PENANAwmDyZHtlTy
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所以?658Please respect copyright.PENANA45aP3uqznB
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。658Please respect copyright.PENANARvkRd1i586
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既?」658Please respect copyright.PENANA2Fdy8Pst8i
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然後,她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時,她就說了句:「望咩啫你。」658Please respect copyright.PENANAoLvHthOUc0
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怎麼那麼熟悉的?這一句?658Please respect copyright.PENANA5RCgaG2vCR
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總而言之,我們先將劉華明的故事擱置,將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。658Please respect copyright.PENANAhgu2Z8vkpH
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又回到我的故事。658Please respect copyright.PENANAdNFmSrQJ9E
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「望咩啫你。」658Please respect copyright.PENANArxdtINzrrP
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