「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz4S9cwgvi
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSfJCnI4gg
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTMyYoFrTr
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvrzVUkHac
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「我聽唔明。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9D3I9cm75
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLJEAVE4d4
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1KPRdUlb6
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這個原因，遲點會說。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7Lt7joxYt
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAcN4UKT16
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG0q2J5xhS
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3TfQVbg7Y
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZIXmW8TZU
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapTGzzuJff
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms3nNqZJrk
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6x6N5L1oD
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vCVQWV13j
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO7zQ4AC5l
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0a1evw7Gl
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qftJDHrBU
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLW199QuN9P
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQYV0S7uCP
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP36VzfgQHr
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaugbm49Ds
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNTg5etIzP
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyLhngZXow
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世事往往難以預料。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZmJ0PxTxP
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtuaqeetdF
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GzjWjY48z
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是的，真的那麼剛好。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq4e4Y2K8o
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDIDp10OzR
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXe7CI8TDt
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcUCyuSVXH
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他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzunAhW35X
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FRr7oHtMX
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHUb7u5TAR
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGS7uC9VL7G
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBY6G0Ga0m
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzVQXhH3AD
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGw9FxSAGv
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDX4n3ohJu0
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kMhkzdI5e
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「唔信！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1T5fZsJhr
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBnR6uELlH
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecJuL5C3K1
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBhVOktKKr
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Pg8ewCZo6
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「咩點？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBB7gEDFfQk
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「佢無打你咩？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzDTimMmuS
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZBFa9q8HF
那麼奇怪？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5LhhkHFo4
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfpJ7g6d7I
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPPcMnYMfA
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpgJwmPZVr
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「係咁就原諒你？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sWpfaJhl1
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「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyOaTvKpIu
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡha6fSKBjvy
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZALVXfHbg
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算了。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ5mjIFlqE
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu39pPe3Y0
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDoI0Tcuwy
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2HQrYWe7u
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgNKJDCUWe
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTkLsIxvgv
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可是他……624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6IzEyXdQ8
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我該怎麼說呢？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm3O0kAGSW
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pbycIq0V4
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQyIFJNZy4
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雖然動機未明。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqc9NKIru9
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcOANkIHbz
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzTJpinbK7
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他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJb6jKcqtL
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kILKO00GB
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFradcjBwXr
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdiYMq0wMp
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我說了，不原諒還好。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUcYqwybW0
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZN2kvo2X1
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYKHY2ZYi9
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJYCW4sjBQ
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1yRAW0dR1
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VFxljUgB0
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZBmxkp4YC
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0jscashxA
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所以？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEywGT55w8D
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHqU2SoAB6
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeCTKORHdd
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTABVDHV1oP
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdKLiMNoLV
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCzwTeFbLZ
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Sie6pOTWn
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又回到我的故事。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb15lLpyfCF
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「望咩啫你。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw3OpNv4k9
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