「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJnI4lX72F
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBt8wPM5Aw
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11ebRkWiWF
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1QIFID1NS
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「我聽唔明。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4u3P3acXgn
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKDuWmbt70
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgH2QfAAVmL
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這個原因，遲點會說。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMck7QiYRX
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CSCkd6ams
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLYnVn24QJ
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNAoDHVTyA
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmHZr748au
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytquirMNKp
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiWG5vMX8B
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbtitfFoh1
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1oQgIOm0D
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1bEQcAT35
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4O2FZYhGR
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S1AdNBE69
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF3MQexFGS
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLOoSdk0d6
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov8CdWwREw
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehm7NNz8C0
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuVjMkdWqg
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCQpUHpZ97
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世事往往難以預料。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49NcwSjJjC
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEqgBEPSHv
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyPGUYxFCx
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是的，真的那麼剛好。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8ZuAjrRIm
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BpF4JzY1A
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvsKu8A0JY
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhviQtGqoh
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他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeE1NcPSqL
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKK8NbcBUhS
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6GYmlJTXL
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDUfFjK0rv
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「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSWUKDkyXx
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGi0xa8N1t
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX7iswMsb7
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbplMfC3yhl
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「唔信！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yWTTBvkgq
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFzZdJZD44
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqpgikbOgz
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYYuZunL8o
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDYjr4JTDP
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「咩點？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16m8xXUcQy
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「佢無打你咩？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgXO5hdN9r
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5Wp8iPkiI
那麼奇怪？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5DZFoVlHK
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dVsubii0K
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「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39Z9HYqfqt
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「係咁就原諒你？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthw7YhV29I
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「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM4uDbexnI
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LjGfUUZB4
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8o3xYICG5
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算了。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeYaufUuM7
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vzT2cuydH
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuTG4HcB3q
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFkNyBPl4o
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcCYZH1Ttu
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvrRKD2MIp
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可是他……605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2HptXmd4o
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我該怎麼說呢？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot3O6Vz63Z
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvrw3SqKNN
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoWY7Bb9S1
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雖然動機未明。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTioxGFbB8i
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDS12RBQ1T
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBCtsZ6Dsd
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他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwZmaikfQJ
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22DEqaif46
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0af5ZhgjH8
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWrImliINO
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我說了，不原諒還好。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriu3bl715A
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XGuK6N9JV
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCTQvyVxiM
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不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKciqjfRNS8
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ54MXxPyXF
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所以？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwMJ4ubKwM
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgVg4jGief
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugZSW08hr7
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCwr9MSVQk
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqvMJ4uqq9
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfueshlMn8c
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又回到我的故事。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRCTZBrqd5
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「望咩啫你。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWakpB39Mr
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