「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPnUnshDNC
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKFFvvxExP
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvlnDbWtz6
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W7Y1JdmVJ
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s72jJh6fy
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wIDGyJDLi
「我聽唔明。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9Lu4Go80D
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrxl390Qci
「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeOISviMfI
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWFMhSaYaS
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4bB7ACNlz
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這個原因，遲點會說。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TdDuO46G6
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMHEBrJeHw
話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6ZQiOnGzK
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dbO1OEM5F
全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h9umkfl2p
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhbyfKaG2D
事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFNZJl6f46
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlcl1LeDAH
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghj2vGRxZk
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxMTcKVQji
而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUmYkcXzUT
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1webrUesZ
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoELhloRfv
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTnQ3RX7g2
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuTur2sy7v
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4n9ZZNuTP
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluyC7BYTDv
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHQsHzpfXi
然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShXCl05LWe
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUqScMOMeM
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i9Kuewn0Y
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WATJMbelf
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUc93VxMm2
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxzIJcBabc
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxreuM8URN
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdatUPvBvHx
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD8DCtS682
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoZnkH7A1l
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAW6NgtP0q
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGNorGfgne
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJjuHQVKOx
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoVDdEfF7O
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWsPMxwxSA
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo1tWbLCpU
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnAbWqL8Xq
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJaSaco47z
世事往往難以預料。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehmvbqsuDs
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTfSXC6upV
當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJOZe2j0oK
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAa59GhCAr
嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmlp46tEV1
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjan3pIzSPf
是的，真的那麼剛好。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzwsOfWKjS
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavY7JjX90s
就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTaZLF1rNI
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK9qDjqKo8
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPFIb1jd8z
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIRo2tYZ3X
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeVoJrhXtB
即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTd4HNr6Ue0
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzmSceykLs
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMQkekhoVC
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl20Rz2YXww
「你點先唔嬲啊？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTYof886eq
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrl4nSryDlw
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qIFEg3Pel
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjFtZavH7V
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uxineFeAi
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd2nxFdYpy
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3Qq9l5tL2
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneN9zscv4r
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLE5dUEinr
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOirxslgaai
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wqU1RMuDm
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3hrwSe007
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQvl8TzQHW
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7NN031wyO
「唔信！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJHBHNzvvy
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgl6CZ5LAA
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zSL5Ho8p6
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1NxRVYie1
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8IVQwANf0
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2sVMDpa1f
他又加了句，「除左妳。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7SJ1CGuls
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RBXx8duB3
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOjl2v3NRv
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93r3VOnzD6
「咩點？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlfDC779zO
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDt9RyukbR
「佢無打你咩？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBTZp0dcaw
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt70xKL0ke2
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4ORa7uGVI
那麼奇怪？681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWLP4e6ebQ
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXOsQMbtuh
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMdvtZbufA
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiBhLp5tHT
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPalz4SvNN
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIOHkWNhpK
「係咁就原諒你？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsCxhDsCXO
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvMUbGVJzi
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CMY4kHzn6
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6eT5hMOtG
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpuwoSz9i8
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1xwiMHPxf
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqpdJocJc9
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMuyNu3P4q
算了。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxTmKjzU72
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIZVkhXQZT
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM6N5aMT3O
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBjer5GMVu
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfW2mYne9KL
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBlS7DUplr
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQopFhdWi2Y
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EDWiketSA
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAJqOYprsf
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrofu36Mqw
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LE1HrUQ4Y
可是他……681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmCLD2ur4h
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nAiROCXUv
我該怎麼說呢？681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqvan1EhPm
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtF0MQOUSk
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSUowaBDZ3
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo5n7mNzrT
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdxc2KnGcV
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0yh78tDkQ
雖然動機未明。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo16EniSmw
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqHilOAg4i
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpVFySFG3D
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2Yo2s6rdR
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegKGJLjsXh
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEQY3qQMgq
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6POphABBt
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iSpLddGNW
也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5n0DxrGEM
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmyY57SDTy
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJTnH9THI6
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjNQHhOl6A
而是「Chloe我幹你」。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK3HW7KhNO
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQtdp79GLr
我說了，不原諒還好。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n3KHf1BLQ
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr6Vm0gJaC
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZObZWYR1o
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EsOK8zN8f
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMecqal0pKl
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrulL6dFvF
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxbwLDT92p
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxbtdqpv7z
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTxSQMMl89
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeSjr62L5Y
所以？681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrpzMS97lS
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qRGRUEFCC
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76OR15yFiH
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygFjfcMrPF
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE4RW5futI
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyirU7vx1U
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwoAPsrlpj
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyIlNFukGQ
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoomZrtDZ0w
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrYpJL18nn
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzOBJo8eLP
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEEt5LGSn4
又回到我的故事。681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRaM63Dd1T
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681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6AVDciuIo
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681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lPCLEDqe7
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCAeLNceWU
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgi3Cu9IfV
「望咩啫你。」681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8TPxxCcTA
681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YCjiCepEX
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