「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu51TtmHGo
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKy0c5hxtv
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiFxLfxrF1
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFkKDG3ioJ
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5VnZIQgQN
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBRgPgmr3h
「我聽唔明。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTcxVfC0CI
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnxokPj0jW
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAfmSNJmfQ
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEduCQ5ECI4
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這個原因，遲點會說。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28P1ovaZKR
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2prVROGXd
話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cI4bkdy8x
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokHhrf4tQW
全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknBYp6KIg2
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZPsZgA5sK
事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJvo7RTAiV
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEqwNbGP0i
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiElz0HWwj
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIgXokpfag
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHssAREoQZ4
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXiF4gfrZp
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDAKDMDUoV
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQm9qwxKJe
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5ngM20diN
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmbIxh2SXl
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSwMwcLB33
然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4ob3mSkJ1
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjHVAluv96
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pZdVhfLoR
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NvSz8Bk3X
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErBlcQxAs9
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCc38rladZ
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAmVNlnvUs
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRoJH5IUWe
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0I6Z46r86
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHh9XgTFRX
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgJIYVF56e
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpDKYRoj4z
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7MNxeJYBr
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kbHXv15BJ
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWjgWJSZLp
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQflFAxD3p
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU3XoqKLrM
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVDRtAa2pX
世事往往難以預料。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Cfpst1QFz
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvSEpiwFxP
當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT395Ghggv
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VKtWZ6hQV
嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA32rVynNp
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是的，真的那麼剛好。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9uOIrBEbS
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxL9r24YF3
就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NcH2L8oN4
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2oltE9WbV
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XGWlVrN1h
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582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7MTLJV2sQ
即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0nJ329AGr
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DIG7tnQ7i
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeAe3dzsFq
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eYeNCQxgT
「你點先唔嬲啊？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfcjGqAGdV
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskqB48J4xn
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgGo4oE13g
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0Veri7moM
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHyr0ZMq41
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttasHJaaRU
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEEnZ1vThP
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyLxOmklqc
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡID42BBoCwi
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlUnEWNkFx
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uaJuSOI8y
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dclkla8z3
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYem1QWXjDw
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtBeZFXtjT
「唔信！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W1YGxviky
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiY5vjvZ61L
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVAGF7HhNn
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGn0WAAK7i
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeqUxEytvI
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvqJaB0Ob0
他又加了句，「除左妳。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWClhlhLyIz
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4uBYnubxf
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyMjU2DHnk
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhR41qWlpA
「咩點？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitlZyP7OxN
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxNox9HwAA
「佢無打你咩？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HAP6E1oyf
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHNCIJVjES
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1mBt5vGFj
那麼奇怪？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeFeNXoomx
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEgi3IklZI
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0M0OLN2Nz
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWE7b5h5sa
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2G1fVZV62
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAj56x8cwud
「係咁就原諒你？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHVsHEwvt7
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhsGguynjH
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQSMygUdzn
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHN70sC13W
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJNv6nqHiV
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6WqsQFJfF
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ9dSVWBFJ
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA1eMVGocN
算了。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pCsRlHxp8
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42WTHOyIn1
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoKpVbIffT
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLPlbacT2z
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVFlUADIvg
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhYhbpIy8P
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBe5o0oWrC
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlh1L8kkt6
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SmwC0BhQF
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7ga6bT6m4
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可是他……582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JQAAqqSHe
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我該怎麼說呢？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCraBXg8wo
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNk3KI7Cv8
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwkNxk82Ro
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTb5G01Af6
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejkbTEb9XT
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9z1ArctPc
雖然動機未明。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZXokVUIdN
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqYiQ0jca6
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpjhaWcLbM
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSG61Lg38v
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu0Ez7u4TE
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsRAtXRxWx
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhHXrKNl5T
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPxld5a3EF
也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLulfpPWNbe
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhGIoJQjl1
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJjFnvPGvh
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjGauRa1FR
而是「Chloe我幹你」。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUgC7vKDEA
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyvd8qnvYd
我說了，不原諒還好。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt00bhfMr2
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusktmQhU97
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsNHCp11sR
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61nrHjacc9
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP487ba946
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre5tqTzZrt
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u2ZfTKls1
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhopbrpjhFT
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBdYYXZv95
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKlmcKLg0R
所以？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjRULmd833
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayjh0aVDek
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wSJZGsx5K
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uedPf93fz
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsBFW44toy
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLiUVlwCz0
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUfg8zlfJQ
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuiI7jOILM
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjFw0oLl7v
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5qm7mkKpU
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr0Lzo6P6y
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRtJq85AUC
又回到我的故事。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraBENUSniE
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582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH8K7T7vWx
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582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwLOnrlSHj
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7AKuASfCi
「望咩啫你。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4EYcZT6Wr
582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6Dj0B6diT
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