「喂,我問你啊,望夠未啊?」810Please respect copyright.PENANA5Y4B5KmqX7
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因為她太漂亮,我竟然又看得出神,看呆了,唯有急忙應對:「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩?」810Please respect copyright.PENANARfh7q9V9YT
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我發覺,我驚到口齒不清,完全不知自己在說什麼!!!!!810Please respect copyright.PENANAmC6BVIJjhV
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其實我真正想說的是:「小姐,你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒,唔驚咩?」810Please respect copyright.PENANAJQQKDF24os
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SHIT!810Please respect copyright.PENANAnNyhwqihhu
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「你講乜鬼野啊?想打啊?」810Please respect copyright.PENANAbVsDfszJTq
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糟了,她好像有點生氣了,眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。810Please respect copyright.PENANAHu1Jamv3x9
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我舉起雙手,表示無惡意的,然後勸她冷靜點說:「你撚定D先!」810Please respect copyright.PENANAAuiP7ydYhn
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咦!?怎麼聽起來怪怪的??810Please respect copyright.PENANAir4hv6ZCzk
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我說,舌頭,你能不能爭氣點啊?810Please respect copyright.PENANA0QIcV5yDJI
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「頂你啊!你真係博打!」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身,(這時我發現她還不算太矮,我只高她半個頭)然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖,舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來!810Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6EaEEDOxK
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼,等了數秒,卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……810Please respect copyright.PENANAUYXiq8XI3A
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一陣溫暖。810Please respect copyright.PENANAxnLthxhGHD
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不是你們想那些,你們錯了,她沒有抱著我,反而她蹲下了。810Please respect copyright.PENANALbnJZ7kcE1
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。810Please respect copyright.PENANA9G98xk9e03
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」810Please respect copyright.PENANA802PY30EXJ
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轉眼間,我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。810Please respect copyright.PENANAi8XhuRk0kW
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡,我能親身感受到那種溫暖。810Please respect copyright.PENANAbzokFVFnkj
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想不到,我跟這個美麗的女孩,這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。810Please respect copyright.PENANAgoUM4Fnida
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這個時候,能說什麼呢?810Please respect copyright.PENANAKVIXysEtXr
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難道說:「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔,啲菜都未咬爛哂……」810Please respect copyright.PENANApbSCzShod8
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好像不太禮貌。810Please respect copyright.PENANACjCzEWiKFe
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我決定正常一點。810Please respect copyright.PENANATwGdMOZ8TM
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「無事嘛,小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。810Please respect copyright.PENANAxii2f32ogW
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她接過紙巾,說了聲謝謝,就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」810Please respect copyright.PENANAO7sZykGg62
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我就這樣,站著,被她嘔得滿鞋都是。810Please respect copyright.PENANAPWgzcJTg8Z
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。810Please respect copyright.PENANAsQNULKWi8t
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過了一會,她似乎嘔完了,就站起身,望望我的鞋,好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句:「對唔住啊…..」810Please respect copyright.PENANACRW8CbncYk
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不不不不!怎會是妳的錯呢?810Please respect copyright.PENANAeG4tvEYyYi
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就在她冷靜之際,我便趁機向她解釋,我剛才那些說話的原意,幸好這次沒有口齒不清。810Please respect copyright.PENANAM5Gk0s11Fp
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她聽到後,只有一個反應。810Please respect copyright.PENANAF3neR4uS4s
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。810Please respect copyright.PENANADraVI3jCnY
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「哈哈哈哈,你點解咁蠢架?」810Please respect copyright.PENANASnajVBrZmY
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「蠢?哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說,此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我,我們對望了大概數秒。810Please respect copyright.PENANAbsdz7YKVTy
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然後,她就彎下腰,繼續笑過不停。 810Please respect copyright.PENANA3yoiXvzL3C
「哎呀,痴線,笑死我啦,你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無?」810Please respect copyright.PENANAGSm1X8bRtA
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「蘑菇?」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」,正常應該會把場面冷結了起來,不過其實我是有原因的,她再這樣笑下去,我相信她會笑死,唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。810Please respect copyright.PENANAqnHh2GrsAc
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可是,場面沒有預期中的冷卻,她反而笑得更厲害,誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來,笑得更大聲。810Please respect copyright.PENANAj5TkDWkjfk
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈,蘑咩菇,無辜啊!哈哈哈哈,啊!好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。810Please respect copyright.PENANAfaa9ScHvSv
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我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人,但她的反應,讓我滿有成功感!810Please respect copyright.PENANAVEVrtiMhwm
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突然,我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。810Please respect copyright.PENANA41fOPnHgBg
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。810Please respect copyright.PENANA5rp1XQRJQb
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或許是剛才的幻想,是我充滿自信,以為自己是搞笑高手,便做了餘生都會後悔的事。810Please respect copyright.PENANAvLIBVP7q2L
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我說了一個笑話。810Please respect copyright.PENANAupvD2aSvdD
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我以為自己說話不會冷場,後來回憶返,我真是他媽的天真。810Please respect copyright.PENANAr4QIg4oA2p
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「好笑咩,咁你仲有無聽過。有一日,小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話,佢爸爸就暈左,知唔知點解?因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」810Please respect copyright.PENANAGPllVlM70E
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她:「……」810Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2Yk9OKS8X
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我:「……」810Please respect copyright.PENANAZtXy8wxrw0
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毒撚最忌有自信。810Please respect copyright.PENANApx16dtZ5r9
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這話是可信的。810Please respect copyright.PENANAXXQeKdwIuT
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「哈哈哈哈,你點解咁蠢架?」810Please respect copyright.PENANAjV6o1LIfLt
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了,一切思緒、呼吸和心跳,讓我無法正常運作。」810Please respect copyright.PENANAyy64sGCPkr