「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJHwe2oR1E
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHoOPa41dG
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzGmzVtRmc
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQep2Uqdo2U
其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbYGwIoJoG
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr16qx4CKrV
SHIT！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb91wGclovd
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFchXFS8By
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoVOYwH9wF
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BOvQrs5NK
糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWdG0w6Voq
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfxfz0wFMp
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4zBr6uxKH
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3jVUmFqMJ
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzppRciCc9
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcn8emc6AW
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9TQR82ZwI
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLURBsrsA3C
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6XHKg20gR
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAD5fsFQC0
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHIaBJR6Gg
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2qbjJvUX6
一陣溫暖。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5zGOg2acG
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiflxFcvxR
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeSTEv4rmf
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK0kAbeVfZ
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1vcneuycu
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XutaZKrxL
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaMbMHFOIa
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvB7604oxKr
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRAbgHg3hD
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvbvaBJPjC
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjwbSO4cKx
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPRPYmmW2r
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysUnqU8o6R
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHudWNRFFfT
這個時候，能說什麼呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIwAdBWqpb
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pH2QfOclf
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyWgt0zjE3
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd9xjSn1hy
好像不太禮貌。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDF9t3vsFs
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhImHzHkVKi
我決定正常一點。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAMtE5utKL
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdilC44QIoo
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrvd5fTCve
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2m3eXVbUq
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mIPQgYUKA
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yyGNucEpT
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXgN5TLrrd
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNRWTZO3Yc
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk01hAXjDYI
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvKAqAVYEI
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIKXIEfB3p
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRfWIdwJaw
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpHiPKLrOs
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCm7uJizuw
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDEzQVRf15
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQbg8wihAs
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA5wC3gMYV
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFqEsHmo1k
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfgJnCRLlH
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOnbZbfmIe
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM9Sz6qNbE
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpTlVNUB50
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGIzz3ezvk
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaVkEGrf6H
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyb1AiitxY9
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLZRQXEGaJ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3scNesSCed
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgkN7gSKkm
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIOQzWpjpl
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MCu68CmRq
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpExX5dB5U0
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS1Jltvjq6
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhEwTcqC8V
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZym03nzElY
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJq0IF5szi
因為她笑的時候真的很美。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1DN92l5tn
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKodo02JVz
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhZjBazykt
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRyMuUgTrF
我說了一個笑話。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nk1BLB1L7
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLxW4LkfCd
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpBQIPkPd0
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocMiagwk2x
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGVePz3hbA
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN52Fff7byT
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGVAG8Rv62
她：「……」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RNnHjxB4S
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWY03zJ5bN
我：「……」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHne6SfDvKD
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbdJpjwtHy
毒撚最忌有自信。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVXLdIhx2m
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAJIYJAC79
這話是可信的。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaQWr9Jrk8
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lrhRDwaZ4
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaIFI55jPt
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746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD2fBKQqVp
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746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkoTXyYN4z
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746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiHnNDNbFf
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHnjEUronE
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLyM9tEb1m
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8CKRDvjJO
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