「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKW28ehuCi
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVeaf22TwS
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8nTCTnHDG
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEUJO4WVab
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbchd2Hxomj
我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygpdiP12Ms
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BwDTM7aLb
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEE1gGrBxf
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNe128MVh3k
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZoZKxW9l1
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVzB7pWmAU
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLfWKfBWOE
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicSEUC4atE
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBUSSucH2f
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRiSNa3spu
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xgPnwf0O0
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvq0VigcTTh
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CMXuGyRQV
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8jhORMzuc
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqF5XgSgoN
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdllbgc4dB
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4VabzFsHU
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQV039njXu
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrqFSBFceV
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1ZCXTkh9V
「糖水會幾點呀? 」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK8fzjtmMa
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT10iKJGAm
「10點。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugNPQTe6HK
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7EPc3XKb5
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTzx9XXNEL
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWWkS9R3vl
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSc5NE54HQ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMsbTjYMIU
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl33EG5wz3N
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvKWYzn0N8
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwBvAQhmWh
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32gxEw5NUT
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD1yo5IQLv
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8YkywMlCY
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRswFdBlw3P
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUtjnLnKqW
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3WpWLZJcZ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccGE0MV2sz
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTv8bsFAPBz
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46SqpxfoI6
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARdSHxst6h
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uncpdwOiA
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cfwGgBG75
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcJ5I8h4Se
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSYXSJg2Hc
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5ElcPcnOk
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJoYZTlxrO
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJW8rTb4RT
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJe25OTxpa
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgTCvwdUDz
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4AGoNgFW6
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rneIWI553
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xDBXw60As
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11tPcCvXbX
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbqs1aXiRe
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALSySGDp1Y
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrIS3dQmQm
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaP7zSbLBO
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsF912refs
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJFXzpZ9TX
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaGbn6vsdc
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUhhRWuCQe
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPcW3Q8i2i
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu37kwxz7Ob
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPaRqrYUz8
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3F6KxXIbm
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiTaKYMP7C
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY6caBSEkE
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmXT46kVan
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuXJsWbpxO
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHimv9iBBZi
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLKrmeKFIY
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVNG9dS05y
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDri5gFuiJ
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF62vVSAK7Z
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCj3BEo7xR
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDpb1rXhHa
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVq8mfr2TE
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpduRnAfDv
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfst9iDWot
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDWVJDtoeF
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDTc3uYqtN
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBEoMSmVwK
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNRPOcoUFx
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplq4GQbKq3
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpC8kf1jnZ
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PJSQCYWMp
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNUmaKCPS4
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2P9ENUpF3h
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJ9YoI0N1a
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyZZvIdqlH
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKRVpL1l3Y
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVk7Zwag7o
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