「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtaU1RTtos
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSs2c7Jyhsj
樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMVWciow4S
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DGGtRJy0f
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXjf2q0aR3
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgvwUguaCi
我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdEUNaZgGc
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj49vUaebYd
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZJNCTUTDS
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfobRSq2tJ
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHZ51B31fp
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WqQkGbJkh
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoeaozfIvJ
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTGGyKDzeF
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BPFQIS3sY
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5GDc10lqF
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wIVhFhosL
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjC5l3K1rx
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbM2Hu9I0i
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIgdU5OQAC
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oX5AkpMpL
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2IkBM7xLx
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrM6WluWl0
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3GCpFDIhS
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOzDfJQGEQ
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVPxZjtpNv
「糖水會幾點呀? 」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk0mmRQTbt
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkwMUiD8bf
「10點。」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIXtKMo5Ly
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrT0VZhGDG
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCJo83SL8v
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMZmp6ciwP
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOVjeWK4qv
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeruIwjqMSd
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls6SUk2Qu9
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgHPuepvXQ
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL5RNTOpas
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKYeMuahCy
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGholwS8cS
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5OuvumgV6
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznzbS5tibW
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK5NazZMim
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2uTm7u03d
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccxxkVpd4L
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboqC0OVjwR
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBwarCtpsz
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAwzIdqBNy
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62d7Q7ONvt
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh00PA7mAo
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo8jUabBQE
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrUkTjQ2Ry
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPdzUK63Ih
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntKkpFOnjK
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA35fXoOQm2
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXphX2MK9Wi
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Yx9hgvT8W
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdNQU5UGNr
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nqJbSgOvW
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb99yt2YDPU
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XjrndI9AC
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8dHggxLu4
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG31n1N7jh
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdquvPa2fb
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpcciiVT21
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBYG9oQw87
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqGSZtfeP9
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXUbvwuwck
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWwSuVrbEX
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXu2PUwiST
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5PgPmL9Uy
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDJGzCM28Q
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUHVgcOjqf
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfEbJ8zNM8
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf12msDqMtV
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzk9np2kuz
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1soWwZQFV
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnX14nayZT
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBCaxeANWM
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVj8OnsRFZu
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHxie8pZDk
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GxD9vcgWo
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIGvJ5v53t
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj3GVOarFw
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9eJ6lNsNS
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pL0Fs4CSN
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxOoLr55tt
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFD7bFl4Wx
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01EnxzhwsA
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakVDwiYf5y
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhl71gDiMW
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvgv5tnn9s
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ565crdc1Td
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPye9tvCxlR
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJxfVQtJIk
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnh98ejHjy
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMbiqtUSJg
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TxbRAPGlc
981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdKQoNx9Ew
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfXJqxkWF5
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