「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPCcjvOs6f
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo670TvGYl
樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf0WSrd0E4
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROwEmqUldO
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MPXBN1ArL
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPOTBM4HdW
我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOkQt1qjOk
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84NbD1uGi4
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOVzVco2ln
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb58cbAuJs
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPq4B9vxPY
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3CyQLmb9h
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2P5Y4pt4j
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtf51IeCZl
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiZq3hqQ8Y
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGeuOmNSj0
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ4pyVGuhg
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QYreop5kR
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzLl1sACV4
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORQNcWvqAR
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbTKuwzjSP
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwovIogSOfL
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeMM6UwUmF
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrWYodJIx7
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2w3nSz3N4
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQPhLbu69Y
「糖水會幾點呀? 」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW3diiup6a
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl8SS38PTx
「10點。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGutdv5oP4
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz4ghrf6HN
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZnsJfOhJG
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuytnPtYEp
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvfyHveNAL
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCREFOV2pQ6
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNrzNxNULG
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVq4ZJyMAa
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObGeoTMbp7
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM5MWkiDDB
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBIVSDTQlI
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyP3qxVMv9
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy1lvOUnDX
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEQSPq07RX
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Jm9NaKBLT
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1GQphWTaC
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4TF15arQj
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1VifeYu88
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT3gi86EyZ
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwukNRDIbg7
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy6n3QPN95
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtwqoPkbrs
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1xiK3dMOX
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabH8kS9CU0
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5EwyzaQms
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBDNImic9Y
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WfsLXtv7k
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIJX2s7FcP
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeytW2vTo7
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3nfUTVZJK
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zzga2iq8l
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XjEaEEZIc
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW18bw5VjH
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO2HqrXaQV
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDY6qOooj7i
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM3OhQV6k5
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlJSXdxNej
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EQGoVGWi4
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ydmoTQr1n
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6BKVymEoO
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkP6PXnDZn9
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXVM6S4Zah
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYcZloSWXg
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFG3vABz8v
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg8quTi3B4
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLf6itLzxH
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75FaVhmreW
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJN3hoz8Tg
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrWmvpdPpG
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qM79GwBUi
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3IHAyOWYy
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD18d0qHuO
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVqKkMc6C3
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkq3qvL9n4
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFYv18wEfF
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4Ocokr9SI
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw8hHTy8rC
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdJ6GGqUIb
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa4DtmnfsL
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrGizjOybm
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKz1XVbFqo
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvdxBaVT7T
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkHvh0btSW
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfo3mE7o3k
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuRiGQRBdX
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknzHRoKLXs
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN54N0m7Zyb
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyDTgMEZWA
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ673pU2qyHj
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIIa6CF88v
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIi7qzzPKP
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