「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠,伏在書桌上無病呻吟。981Please respect copyright.PENANAXtaU1RTtos
981Please respect copyright.PENANASs2c7Jyhsj
樂言轉身問我﹕「喂,唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」981Please respect copyright.PENANAOMVWciow4S
981Please respect copyright.PENANA3DGGtRJy0f
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後,我也開始吃不消,有點想睡覺了。981Please respect copyright.PENANAFXjf2q0aR3
981Please respect copyright.PENANAzgvwUguaCi
我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦,日打夜打我頂唔順啦,你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓,又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機!我要女朋友!我要初戀呀!初戀呀!」981Please respect copyright.PENANAxdEUNaZgGc
981Please respect copyright.PENANAj49vUaebYd
首先交代一下背景,我叫做陳洛鋒,Samuel,朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學,而樂言則是我的室友。981Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZJNCTUTDS
981Please respect copyright.PENANAkfobRSq2tJ
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦,女咋嘛,一地都係啦,你慌溝唔到咩? 」981Please respect copyright.PENANAcHZ51B31fp
981Please respect copyright.PENANA6WqQkGbJkh
我瞪了他一眼,沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」981Please respect copyright.PENANAZoeaozfIvJ
981Please respect copyright.PENANAeTGGyKDzeF
話說我唸的Accounting Year1,男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人!不過這個「驚」,是「驚慌」的「驚」,意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。981Please respect copyright.PENANA8BPFQIS3sY
981Please respect copyright.PENANAc5GDc10lqF
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避,笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀!打鑊你㗎!」981Please respect copyright.PENANA4wIVhFhosL
981Please respect copyright.PENANACjC5l3K1rx
我斜視他,不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫,唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手,未至於要搞你。」981Please respect copyright.PENANAvbM2Hu9I0i
981Please respect copyright.PENANAWIgdU5OQAC
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅,今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀,我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅,今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦!」981Please respect copyright.PENANA4oX5AkpMpL
981Please respect copyright.PENANAr2IkBM7xLx
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大,因為這幾天宿舍的生活,或多或少都碰到不少女生,但要說能挑起我性趣的,可說是絕無僅有,而這些絕無僅有的女生,卻不是周Hall的。981Please respect copyright.PENANALrM6WluWl0
981Please respect copyright.PENANAX3GCpFDIhS
不過當然,認識多一個朋友也不是壞事,說不定可以朋友搭朋友,搭出一個美女來。981Please respect copyright.PENANAbOzDfJQGEQ
981Please respect copyright.PENANANVPxZjtpNv
「糖水會幾點呀? 」981Please respect copyright.PENANAYk0mmRQTbt
981Please respect copyright.PENANACkwMUiD8bf
「10點。」981Please respect copyright.PENANAKIXtKMo5Ly
981Please respect copyright.PENANAtrT0VZhGDG
我看了看錶,現在是八時半,肚子也有點餓,於是我道﹕「喂,肚餓,落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」981Please respect copyright.PENANAOCJo83SL8v
981Please respect copyright.PENANAyMZmp6ciwP
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」981Please respect copyright.PENANAEOVjeWK4qv
981Please respect copyright.PENANAeruIwjqMSd
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖!你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫!」981Please respect copyright.PENANAls6SUk2Qu9
981Please respect copyright.PENANAvgHPuepvXQ
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」981Please respect copyright.PENANArL5RNTOpas
981Please respect copyright.PENANApKYeMuahCy
如是者,我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯,吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。981Please respect copyright.PENANAqGholwS8cS
981Please respect copyright.PENANAV5OuvumgV6
樂言道﹕「喂,而家先9點3,仲有時間打返場喎。」981Please respect copyright.PENANAznzbS5tibW
981Please respect copyright.PENANAOK5NazZMim
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」981Please respect copyright.PENANAx2uTm7u03d
981Please respect copyright.PENANAccxxkVpd4L
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛,又未夠10點。」981Please respect copyright.PENANAboqC0OVjwR
981Please respect copyright.PENANAcBwarCtpsz
「你同佢兩個打啦,我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事,唯有看看網絡小說吧。981Please respect copyright.PENANAdAwzIdqBNy
981Please respect copyright.PENANA62d7Q7ONvt
我打開了《紙言》的網頁,看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。981Please respect copyright.PENANAgh00PA7mAo
981Please respect copyright.PENANAfo8jUabBQE
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣,是關於甚麼的?981Please respect copyright.PENANAtrUkTjQ2Ry
981Please respect copyright.PENANAwPdzUK63Ih
正當我拿起手機,準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時,一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出,以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時,她竟然說她是我老婆,還要教我如何追到女神? !981Please respect copyright.PENANAntKkpFOnjK
981Please respect copyright.PENANAA35fXoOQm2
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?981Please respect copyright.PENANAXphX2MK9Wi
981Please respect copyright.PENANA0Yx9hgvT8W
我點擊進去,才看了序章的第一句,我就呆住了。981Please respect copyright.PENANAqdNQU5UGNr
981Please respect copyright.PENANA8nqJbSgOvW
各位好,我叫陳洛鋒,現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。981Please respect copyright.PENANAb99yt2YDPU
981Please respect copyright.PENANA3XjrndI9AC
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?981Please respect copyright.PENANAf8dHggxLu4
981Please respect copyright.PENANAJG31n1N7jh
我馬上繼續閱讀下去,發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣,無論是戀愛經驗,中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果,都跟我完全相同。981Please respect copyright.PENANALdquvPa2fb
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就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡!981Please respect copyright.PENANAVBYG9oQw87
981Please respect copyright.PENANAtqGSZtfeP9
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?981Please respect copyright.PENANAkXUbvwuwck
981Please respect copyright.PENANArWwSuVrbEX
我馬上查看一下,看見是「羊先生」三個字。981Please respect copyright.PENANAhXu2PUwiST
981Please respect copyright.PENANAr5PgPmL9Uy
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識,而且這個是筆名吧?981Please respect copyright.PENANANDJGzCM28Q
981Please respect copyright.PENANAdUHVgcOjqf
對了!這裏有他的facebook專頁,點進去看看吧。981Please respect copyright.PENANAPfEbJ8zNM8
981Please respect copyright.PENANAf12msDqMtV
我進入了他的專頁,發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣,只得十數個like而已,看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。981Please respect copyright.PENANAZzk9np2kuz
981Please respect copyright.PENANAP1soWwZQFV
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文,那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。981Please respect copyright.PENANAVnX14nayZT
981Please respect copyright.PENANAIBCaxeANWM
我馬上點進高登看看,卻發生網頁錯誤。981Please respect copyright.PENANAVj8OnsRFZu
981Please respect copyright.PENANAfHxie8pZDk
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤!981Please respect copyright.PENANA4GxD9vcgWo
981Please respect copyright.PENANAsIGvJ5v53t
我又重試一遍,還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍,包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等,卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章,但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。981Please respect copyright.PENANAaj3GVOarFw
981Please respect copyright.PENANAc9eJ6lNsNS
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧,整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣,連想法都如實呈現,怎麽可能有這種巧合?981Please respect copyright.PENANA6pL0Fs4CSN
981Please respect copyright.PENANAoxOoLr55tt
「喂,夠鐘啦,落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。981Please respect copyright.PENANAIFD7bFl4Wx
981Please respect copyright.PENANA01EnxzhwsA
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶,原來已經九時五十五分了。981Please respect copyright.PENANAakVDwiYf5y
981Please respect copyright.PENANAMhl71gDiMW
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了,糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。981Please respect copyright.PENANAsvgv5tnn9s
981Please respect copyright.PENANA565crdc1Td
「係呀,行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼,就這樣將我推了出門。981Please respect copyright.PENANAPye9tvCxlR
981Please respect copyright.PENANAbJxfVQtJIk
「喂喂!我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙,為甚麼他會知道我的事情?981Please respect copyright.PENANAWnh98ejHjy
981Please respect copyright.PENANAOMbiqtUSJg
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣,繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門,喊道﹕「喂!行啦!」981Please respect copyright.PENANA8TxbRAPGlc
981Please respect copyright.PENANARdKQoNx9Ew
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出,就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。981Please respect copyright.PENANAYfXJqxkWF5