「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLzankHYBq
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡha6K23lQiC
樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQh70dl8UGP
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hS6qGIc43
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnjYqyRu5C
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNblxuKlkZJ
我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyX1ULorsJd
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdShmfQ0leQ
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKo34q5Za5
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9AxDX1riH
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6prTvQZv9
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91lILIAWEv
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBtIlZFUZb
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSIpLWZjRm
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwuAZW9UG9
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosZzkF9tiG
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7UqMYw5hy
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIfdHDjFnL
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcJUQHAFXg
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWpNvf38QA
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyZzORmsIW
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpace5Dm00
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8c8yKe2Rd
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UJ11r1nvG
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMGgqYGriz
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQ97Edi6RO
「糖水會幾點呀? 」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DqFA96KwZ
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZiJSLcTxb
「10點。」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYL8YzGqKAB
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ3xjqlLaH
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88MsTDJWb2
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSXzFxvuhF
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujo7muixXS
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI4RgOkLAj
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOlMu9l3qH
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6u69hyviA
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0hb1uUpN7
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGS7qxs5rNe
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhQ927ivxF
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7GUhesPYX
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycr2DGD3n1
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3871HdlLhy
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAfdJy8Joz
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhF2h1d5FVK
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjb8TlD0GxN
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVhcUDYRBC
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9bCkPMaUu
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFZOHZ4CH8
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOvVXM2NmP
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQG5nhxrIb
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTFmcm8728
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZRJnEl7mn
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDQojCZw5Y
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Cgpoi0qa
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0Q88iODF5
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1UNXTbVhh
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PeVJlq0yt
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVIn2aJnIL
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHymUDNFgD
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbsesxLXOC
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtmkZVm5iB
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYIMnpDwMu
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpenVNjtYT
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16Kzge5wfC
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT3pXgWjug
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDKPTnOhwT
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WAKQvxWLq
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32T4AajkLd
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzI6BI2edZ
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f5BesNHMo
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXF7hwxWGOP
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQXoKWcwmh
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gUkCTX1qH
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rmAjbFeNS
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa2kbn60Zt
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xtFUxhz3u
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzi3ZzSkPS
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjZZdvz0Af
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZtVTRSqgK
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5EauXFz0M
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMq2wnO0PH
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YLPOozzfb
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWG23srv2Y
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow1PO2jVZi
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5BW53KR4N
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHCLxy73x3
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aLnipuqvV
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6ZhluvKGy
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZIwXhFDgy
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1U1FFhWRq
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDmyTpmb1B
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDdaa11iXq
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdGKmU5OKV
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xb74CVRhc
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD3R0WSAeN
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkH0hZk5Mv
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3x5mjvT3K
907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfO5bNWQmn
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。907Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BbD9JQkau
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