糖水會在女生樓層六樓的common room舉行，Michael自告奮勇的跟著另外幾個女生下去二樓將糖水拿上來，樂言和呀君滿場飛的認識女孩子，我則呆坐在一角想著剛才的事情，又不斷拿著手機更新著紙言，看看有沒有新文章貼出來。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXjNtzkJuD
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA6yp36c0I
「喂，你做乜鬼匿埋一二邊玩電話呀? 又話嚟搵初戀? 」樂言走過來在我的耳邊輕聲道。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzWhSTXXpG
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyyW1BiYlf
「哦? ......係啦係啦，嚟啦。」紙言還沒有新文章，躲在一角自閉也不是辦法，而且樂言也說得對，還是先找初戀為妙。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapv2KnCJ0A
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWVjX2OkVy
我暫時放下羊先生的事情，換了一個嘴臉，努力跟樂言一起認識女孩子。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YavNDHakZ
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqpSA6vhMW
「Hey, Kitty，呢個係我roommate，佢叫做Samuel呀。」樂言向我介紹一個高挑長髮的女生，樣子不錯，不過不是我喜歡的類型。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9sALsyBX3
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWiJOnsTIn
「Hi，叫我Sam得啦。」我保持應有的禮貌打了聲招呼。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F8Y4CiA3e
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0R34BY614
Kitty也向我打了聲招呼，然後我們就聊起一些無聊趣事。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJm0uaEmrD
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjiLgxzRNx
不過大部份時間只是樂言和Kitty在聊而已，我只是敷衍的應付一兩句，一來Kitty不是我杯茶，二來我也想著剛才的事情。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2xeAT4fQn
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqrMiordxe
「喂！有糖水食啦各位！」Michael情緒高漲的拿著一大煲糖水，在數個女生的簇擁下，一邊大呼小叫一邊走進common room。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasxogZc4vW
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8x4kftSxn
我們三個同時交換了一個眼色，大概大家都在想同一件事﹕Michael你可以冷靜一下嗎? 雖然我們明白你一下子見到這麼多女生是多麽的興奮，但也不用這麼High過頭吧? 這樣只會嚇跑人家的。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhbEahgJCR
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYCtKsu5Gi
我打算扮作不認識他，逕自走到盥洗盤將碗和匙羹洗乾淨。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ386FriQ3Hw
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzquwZMwiIg
「駛唔駛幫手呀? 」一把甜美的女聲從右側傳過來。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwzQpgQcly
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNe6hTNmdU
我轉頭一看，是一個比我矮一個頭，瘦瘦削削，綁著一條短馬尾的女生，樣子還算可愛。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP0QwQhDzL
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKi52sigzF
「哦，好呀，唔該你。」我將洗好的匙羹放在她手上，然後拿著一堆碗，和她一起放在中央一張大桌子上。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijlfhtePXQ
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS0JBJce0g
Michael擠進我和這個女生中間，並暗地將我推開。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvJnBEHoMI
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g5KVeWcnq
「Jodi我幫你潷吖，你想食幾多呀? 」Michael一臉殷勤的向那女生道。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXrolOuE13
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyoIcpImFC
喂喂！Michael你不用這樣子吧，我又沒有說過要跟你爭，你不用一下子就擠開我吧? 好歹我們也是認識的啊！848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP97YKZktVa
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ5oQBN29g
算了算了，早知Michael你這個人是重色輕友的了，反正我今天也沒有甚麼心情，全都讓給你好了。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83fO7Qg96i
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3VaP2bSSs
我獨自坐在一旁，拿著手機又去檢查有沒有新文章，突然又有一把女聲問我﹕「咦你唔食糖水咩? 我比我呢碗你吖。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8gC3atOWg
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XUPqBDzih
原來是剛才那個叫Jodi的女生，她正把她手上的碗遞給我。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO3Q5mqwre
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vxOWlBMzA
「吓? 哦，唔該你。」我也不好意思拒絕，我接過碗後，問她﹕「咁你呢? 你唔食咩? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNcHFEpd3I
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKWx1eFoSN
她微笑道﹕「我去攞第二碗咪得囉。」接著她到桌子上拿了另外一碗糖水，然後坐在我旁邊。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFioq53L2a
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUHsyaSnJy
我也不好意思繼續看手機，於是跟她攀談起來﹕「係呢Jodi，你讀邊科㗎 ? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokhbNXqJ2y
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07Uw7A7Sj8
Jodi略表驚訝﹕「你又知我叫Jodi? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTjHGixuru
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsezHZCGQCs
我指了指Michael笑道﹕「頭先Michael好大聲講你個名出嚟嘛。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQBUPK02DW
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyyUF7xHf6
她鼓起了腮﹕「咁你呢? 你未話我知你叫咩名喎。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAV4ko7qKQ
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb1oeIrrmI
我道﹕「我叫Samuel，你叫我Sam啦，佢哋都係咁叫我。我同樂言、呀君同Michael都係讀Accounting㗎。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12O08Neuk4
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bkUBwRQne
她作恍然大悟狀﹕「哦，原來你就係11樓嗰四個......之一。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMBG81KWul
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdNW83o08f
四個甚麼之一? 我見她的笑容有點不懷好意，也不想追問下去。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1w6dqJ8Qp
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFAs9BFPFO
我也不知道他們三個在短短數日之內在這裏闖出了甚麼名堂，但大概不是甚麼好東西吧，於是我拉開了話題﹕「你仲未話我知你讀咩科喎。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bturQwKZI
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmxDGCaU7e
「我都係BBA Year1呀，我讀HR㗎。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6p5llJ3YF
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpIzuqL9LQ
「哦? 咁遲啲可能會一齊上lecture喎。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeXZ3TSdDV
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7xhZdpGbR
「咦? 你哋講緊咩咁好傾呀? 」Michael突然加一把口來插科打諢。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51Ctppr5LZ
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdlOXl5gta
我隨口道﹕「無呀，我話啲蕃薯糖水淡戊戊，諗緊係邊個煲咋嘛。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxNKgMraVT
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7isb3ZT5XZ
Michael道﹕「唔係吖，我覺得淡淡哋幾清新呀，Jodi佢煲得唔錯吖。」然後笑淫淫的看著我。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsup57wfUh
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNm9qilaA3
這個臭小子！逮到機會就乘機在女生面前損我，這種事情他還真是做得出來。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM2kPn7sKk
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls0D1yBgvj
「係咩? 我覺得薑味唔夠濃，同埋啲蕃薯唔夠甜囉。」我也無意為了爭取好感而說討好的說話，所以刻意說真話。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX82BalRKzs
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1rPxA0GTg
Jodi聞言喝了一口糖水﹕「又好似有啲淡喎......」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAXs20L1da
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZKwVGDm3j
Michael馬上插嘴﹕「唔係吖Jodi，我覺得好好飲呀，係呀Sam佢奄尖聲悶啫，唔駛佢煲仲呀吱呀咗。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWtC9NK0yY
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9Yf7F1ulA
行行行！Michael我讓給你好了，不要再攻擊我了。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX197qwRuv
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3evhm8fpLH
我三扒兩撥將糖水喝光，然後站起來道﹕「我食飽啦，你哋慢慢啦，我上返去先啦。」然後就頭也不回的離開了六樓。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONOww7yOsx
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoPRtvjTkg
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ814vuUDxB1
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrkTJyGIj8
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPb5wlaLQv
回到房間，我又急不及待的查看了紙言，還是未有更新。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58AXKPiQdF
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxStyK6vONh
既然還未有更新，我就首先思考一下整件事。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWURordYoT
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSUeTykdVz
一個叫羊先生的網絡作者，在網絡上發表了一個故事，名叫《我老婆教我追女仔》，故事中的主角跟我同名同姓，一樣是BU Accounting的Year 1，而且序章所說的事情跟我完全一模一樣。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsFOYjvm16
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvPRYNjPTl
嗯......難道這個「羊先生」就是我自己? 我自己寫了故事發表出去而我也不知道? 是人格分裂? 夢遊?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bQfJaisTN
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwslRejxmeb
我思考著各種可能性，但沒有一個是合理的。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEViAoHfk4x
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxIb4AdQtb
還是這個「羊先生」是平行宇宙中的我? 『我』在另一個宇宙發表了這個故事，但卻給我看到了?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGqTEteuun
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ktbnoXHuI
雖然這個假設也很科幻，但這是唯一一個可以解釋一切，而我又能夠接受的原因。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOwaE38fIF
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD2DCJmeQj
若是這樣的話，豈不是看了這個故事，我就會知道我將會發生甚麼事嗎?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5huB6YlAxr
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbp7CTV95b
對了！羊先生不是有facebook專頁嗎? 給他一個訊息問一下就好了。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75Rtydpr9V
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtmtkPRF8Z
「羊先生你好，我偶然睇到你個故，發現你故事中嘅男主角唔止同我同名同姓，連序章講嘅內容同男主角嘅想法都同我一模一樣。我意思係，我就係陳洛鋒，我都係讀BU Accounting Year1。究竟你係邊個? 點解你會知道我啲嘢? 見字請速回。好心急嘅陳洛鋒上。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxd2OozLzL
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku0cUNvg2Q
發了這個訊息之後，我就開始研究這個故事。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSxFwFSWUr
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrpCQZSbux
故事名稱叫做《我老婆教我追女仔》，那麼這個『我』，應該是說主角，即是『陳洛鋒』吧。那麼會有一個『老婆』來教我追女仔? 這是甚麼狗屁故事? 我老婆要教我找小三? 不會吧?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsoY9qxmyg
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlcTnyObxG
我又重頭看一遍簡介，說是有一個少女阻止『我』向女神表白，又自認是『我』的老婆，但卻要教『我』如何追求女神。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V1stKYIUk
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PntpWt36G
嗯......這個少女既然自認是我的老婆，應該真的是我老婆吧? 不然這個故事要如何說下去? 但為何我會有一個老婆呢? 難道是指腹為婚但我是不知道的?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87X7gf38K8
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2XzHjHjSS
我馬上打了一個電話給我姊姊﹕「喂家姐。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpm5mHTOz9
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt004pkhIiV
「點呀細佬? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQT6e23RqW
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd8ZwpOQQ7
「我有無一個指腹為婚嘅老婆，係呀爸呀媽一直都無話我知㗎? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQmWTz1Hwx
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiALjXLStsK
姊姊聞言大笑﹕「哈哈哈！你係咪想要女朋友諗到傻咗呀? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcxOy5Q2KO
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZPXPWcpw9
「喂，咪笑住啦，認真問㗎！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ71NZmBErH
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMOEnL0Bpt
「無呀！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jIEiNYsnc
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRTrbIvhhR
「你肯定? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vOzbmKaP0
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hzbPfGiUj
「1000%肯定呀！咪諗埋啲無聊嘢啦，想要女朋友就靠自己啦！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGNuymXYgw
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6m4xVXgK1
「係啦係啦！係咁啦！」得到確認後我馬上掛上電話，免得被她繼續恥笑下去。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTikHb8BTw
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBBpSa50sh
不是指腹為婚，那麼這個老婆是從那裏來的?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnA1DEd4eA
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw8Tw5EtEj
這個盲點我想來想去想不通，於是就放棄了。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWG2HR5sSs
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZSK6pli6g
看畢序章後，這個故事背景應該是發生在『我』的大學時代，即是跟我現在的情況一樣。那麼故事名上的這個「追女仔」，應該就是『我』在大學裏追女仔吧。而簡介亦說『我』正打算向女神表白，那麼這個女神是誰呢? 到現在為止還沒有甚麼女生能讓我覺得她是女神啊！難道這個女神還沒有出現?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVKbp9RoDk
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVhRfzKsS7
就在我幻想著這個女神到底是甚麼模樣的時候，房門打開了。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuemxaapOH6
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCKj9jW77x
樂言笑問﹕「做咩咁快上返嚟呀? 多女得滯怕羞呀? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaBKapUPzZ
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFPCoSt6b5
我也懶得跟他解釋，揮揮手敷衍道﹕「係呀係呀，我唔喺度咪仲好，少個人同你哋爭飯食呀嘛。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCroX0u1tUi
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpG8OLlDQ0
他走過來搭著我的肩膊，笑道﹕「咁講嘢㗎你，無咗你呢塊綠葉喺度，又點襯托住我呢朵牡丹呢? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxhHJdSKPL
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaQVLCzoSF
我白了他一眼，別過頭去不太想理會他。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQXXQwAgVr
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRgAsuXNak
他沒有理會我的冷淡對待，續道﹕「我哋玩UNO呀，一齊落嚟玩啦。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfv3r3dxpQ
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mQxvp3N70
我搖頭﹕「唔好啦，我想睇小說呀。」我還想等待文章更新，而且我也要等待羊先生的回覆。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jNNvZd3pK
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvXoWTZHR9
「睇咩小說呀? 」樂言瞄了我的電腦屏幕一眼，道﹕「睇乜鬼嘢甜故吖，落嚟同我哋一齊玩UNO好過啦。」然後不理我願不願意，硬將我拉到了六樓。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu2tf1HNbq
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlsUxkqM0z
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDwmXBUVKk
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyOT7TnOgk
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmqLA1XRa5
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOyyQw4qOH
「咦? 你哋返嚟啦。」才剛走進common room，Kitty就向我們招手。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DB333rJra
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uMM7OXz4s
樂言拉著我一起坐下﹕「係呀係呀，呢條友囉，話太多靚女喺度怕羞喎，咪自己一個返上去囉。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegiga2AKsI
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5eZRTd8pC
他的說話惹來一陣竊笑聲，眾人的目光都集中在我身上，讓我窘得無地自容。這個時候，我走也不是不走也不是。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfW0F7ccwN
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFBSYoqljP
我本想狠狠的揍樂言一頓，最低限度也是要瞪他一眼的，但我怕這時候做出甚麼舉動都有欲蓋彌彰之疑。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HyKpbcLR6
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox4rUaMZxS
「Sam，乜你咁怕羞㗎咩? 唔似喎。」說話的正是坐在我旁邊的Jodi，她正似笑非笑的看著我。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBSeiD1AKE
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kMUj2LKcP
換作平日，我定會跟Jodi這種開朗的女生談笑風生，但今天的我實在有太多事困擾了，害我的腦袋都轉不過來。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMSerdbI8V
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAvjbXSwUw
「吓? ...係...係咩? ......哈哈......」我也不知道自己在說甚麼，只是以笑遮醜矇混過去。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XGugquemB
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbEMmdbVDu
還好這時候開始遊戲，大家亦改而專注手上和枱面上的卡牌。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh6xZUB5nw
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RzuUGgz8Q
玩了數個會合，大家的情緒開始高漲，我趁著一局完結之時悄悄看一下手機，一看之下發現第一章已經發表了。我激動得馬上站起來。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmswmFRjeSv
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEIJC5crWU
眾人的焦點又再次集中在我身上，我連忙道﹕「Sorry，有啲緊要嘢做要走先，你哋繼續玩啦。」留下了這句話我就一溜煙的跑掉了。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFtCkfoRJF
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzFvvTyzUv
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0IcgGUV8b
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsp0L7zrin
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hJxOaxkXX
回到房間之後，我馬上極速看完了第一章。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4aDOORN9I
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXcyUH917k
天！無論是師姐Karen，認識樂言他們的情節，還有當天做過甚麼，全部都一模一樣，連人物的對話都可以完全一樣，這...這到底是......848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeleFutwmsk
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs5C1LcsnM
雖然從看了序章之後我就已經覺得故事中的主角就是我，但我沒想到連其他角色的對白和反應也和現實中的一模一樣，這怎麼可能? 羊先生到底是誰?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfp3yFocUW
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqUhufKm7A
對了，他有沒有回覆我的留言?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueq8CS0XRU
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw05FVAAmsi
我檢查了一下Facebook，羊先生還真的有一個訊息留給我。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwz7nUynVB
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk57lpxi9TZ
「你係陳洛鋒? 唔係啩? 咪玩啦！好開心啱啱po個故就有你呢啲fans，鍾意個故鍾意到以為自己係主角。But anyway, 呢個故我老作咋喎，邊有可能同現實一樣呀? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP3YoIxlrv
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTMGljIe3F
老作? 不是吧? 但完全一模一樣啊！這個巧合的或然輪比零更低吧?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtWedTvg6a
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcISerlFNg
看來這個羊先生不相信我呢！不過話說回來我也沒有甚麽可以證明自己的方法。他不相信我也很正常。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroUODlzdzr
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCqFch3yOe
那怎算好呢? 先不管為何這個故事跟我的經歷一樣，若果這只是羊先生的創作的話，豈不是說我的命運正掌握在他手裏嗎?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDmfBx696z
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfsGDclovw
我突然想到了事情的嚴重性，我連忙發了一個訊息給羊先生。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLcYwugGE9
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBt27ghiuF
「我睇咗你個序章同第一章已經覺得好正啦！幾時會有下面呀? 快啲啦好唔好? 你真係寫得好鬼抵死搞笑呀！BTW，fb已like，皮已正。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tqF0ep16O
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NPU6JrFlw
這些所謂的網絡作者，都是用正評和like數來自瀆的，我這一頂高帽蓋下去，他的貼文速度會加快吧?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEWjrppqt6
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjIbz5Y9OD
說時遲，那時快，他竟然馬上回覆了我。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7BOiGcIri
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBawlkvf62
「多謝欣賞，估唔到咁快有人鍾意我寫嘅嘢，搞到我鬼死咁開心！BTW，咪催文啦，好努力寫緊啦！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UUGLmCzlK
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6QxRQqAzD
如果事不關己我才不理會這個故事是否爛尾呢！可惡！......對了！就算暫時沒有新文章，問一下大概的劇情也可以吧。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNN2Q2DrFZ
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopClPBsIUL
「加油！雖然我都希望你慢慢寫好個故，但我真係好心急，可唔可以透露下個『老婆』究竟同主角係咩關係? 真係佢老婆? 個女神又幾時出現呀? 如果真係唔方便透露嘅，at least可唔可以話我知係咪happy end呀? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5bZKvD4p2
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xnSqjIYV6
雖然我也很想知道『老婆』和『女神』這些角色的進一步資料，但我更加在意是否happy ending。有傳言高登講故台被下了sad end的詛咒，十個故事九個都是sad end的。這種愛情故事的sad end，不外乎被女主角拋棄，然後女配角又突然不愛男主角；又或是女主角意外死了，男主角發誓一生不愛他人等等膠到不行的摧淚結局......848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReiTS3Rz2o
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOw4h9tZDO
嗚呀！我不要！我不要sad end！我不要肥胖終老，自瀆一生呀！老土一點也不打緊，happy end就好，像CCTVB那些膠劇ending就行了，不用搞那麽多花樣。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zt4Fm8G26
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0qMMN8KLO
我突然很羡慕那些大夥兒BBQ的結局，又或是一群人跳起Yeah那一類，甚至是幾對新人拉起「恭喜發財」唱「齊歡唱，同慶賀......」也沒所謂，只要不是sad end就好......848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkTHRkDFmp
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZX3ucovTs
到底下一章的劇情是甚麼? 到底『老婆』是誰? 『女神』又是誰? 到底會不會sad end?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnMfsVE2IN
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CjhtvSOgE
「啪喳」一聲，房門打開，樂言呀君和Michael魚貫走進房間。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo1e8lEMyt
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyS6xQNInI
我嚇了一跳﹕「嘩！做乜入哂嚟呀? 」我瞥見門外還有其他人，都是在剛才糖水會見過的，Kitty和Jodi也赫然在內。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB88l0JSa5
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSfECg5gvi
樂言道﹕「我話你搞咩就真，無嗱嗱又走返上嚟，玩自閉呀? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSEWuap0SM
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPaFoB8AEI
我有點不耐煩﹕「無呀無呀，有嘢做呀。」手指不期然又按了一下F5。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVzbqrL1Uj
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66iVWmYABE
「你會有咩做吖? ......超！又係甜故呀? 」樂言走過來瞄了電腦屏幕一眼道。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KUGYxnV79
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPBjPJ2LBG
我也懶得跟他糾纏﹕「係呀係呀，咪搞住哂啦。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWOSZdZaRi
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpLVGhcsET
樂言向呀君打了一個眼色，然後他兩人一起走過來夾起我﹕「咪留喺度做宅男啦，我哋一齊去九龍城食宵夜啦！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6sxiZEGaq
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7HOI5meGi
我訝道﹕「又食? 頭先唔係食完糖水啦咩? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRCJM3KKCy
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORCbYOwlDc
呀君笑道﹕「得嗰一煲咁大把，邊夠我哋咁多人食吖。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OrrcPsA69
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElCWJeHiw1
樂言跟我耳語﹕「藉口嚟嘅啫，實情係根本成班仔想同班女玩耐啲。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLka3fUUa4h
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQcwaVTSOL
我輕聲笑道﹕「係你三條友咋? 唔好賴其他人喎。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqm22DMTKQF
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3HAavFh9c
樂言哈哈笑道﹕「你點話點好啦，咪話唔夠兄弟呀，而家專登上嚟拉埋你去都算係咁啦。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEhaTEsRhL
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xxH41Ndgg
我心裏嘀咕﹕『慌你唔係睇中咗邊件，跟住將其他豬頭骨塞比我等無人阻住你咩? 』848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheec6sW0go
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kFdfbHRZR
就是這樣，我們一行十多人就步行到九龍城吃宵夜。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeh2VqZ2g6
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEFP6gtNYU
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848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPA5jA70cCE
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一路上說說笑笑，但直到在糖水店坐下了，我還是沒有多大的心情跟他們聊天，只是時不時的留意著文章有沒有更新，又或是羊先生有沒有回覆。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KOJX24sZt
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡersb3NHdLn
「喂，做咩你成晚都睇住個電話嘅? 有咩咁好睇呀? 」Jodi見我不發一言，跟其他人格格不入的，忍不住問我。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAchsyl2fD
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKcJPvXv26
坐在我身旁的Michael瞪了我一眼﹕「好心你啦，成班人喺度你就唔好玩電話啦。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE0qirRqh1
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Oz9YqrNXs
聽到Michael這樣說，我也頓時覺得這樣很沒禮貌，正想收起電話，但赫然發現故事剛剛發表了第二章。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOQY5N4JbB
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsGy5KwJ3f
What? 這個第二章只得Part1? 這個羊先生可真會吊人胃口啊！848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOS6hK7nps
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeFuHgNr7J
我連忙道﹕「等！等等！等我睇埋呢節先。」然後我沒理會眾人的奇異目光，火速閱畢發表了的部份。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgjCOZ9ea3
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tbIwahsls
甚麽? 原來『我』是在P.E.堂遇見女神的！淺啡色頭髮紥馬尾，眼大大......不是吧? 只得這些形容? 我每天在校園內碰到這樣的女生，沒有三十個也有二十個啊！唉......算了算了......反正能讓我呆若木雞，心跳加速的，應該是看一眼就能認出來的美女吧。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkc4zosEf3
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYyPdO5E05
故事中說『我』跟『樂言』鬥波時因為心不在焉而不斷出醜，看來我有機會改變未來了，嘿嘿！848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybH2e651Ip
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM7QOUBcLK
就在我剛看完這一節時，我聽到Jodi問我﹕「你睇緊咩呀? 好似咁緊張咁嘅? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rCuUXFKzI
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXXOjb9Krc
Michael搭嘴道﹕「佢好鍾意睇網絡啲甜故㗎，而家肯定都睇緊啦。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9KANGJPF5
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVU5nQGXdSl
Jodi瞪大了雙眼﹕「甜故? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCktsjnMCE
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroC64KIYIe
Michael借機在她耳邊解釋，只見Jodi的臉紅了一下，但卻向我道﹕「我都好鍾意睇故仔喎，比我睇吓呀? 」說罷向我伸出了手。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSb67P0f7o
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaGtRhnR28
我將電話收回口袋裏，搖搖手道﹕「甜故唔啱細路女睇呀，等你大個先啦。」事實上我不想有任何認識的人知道這個故事的存在，皆因故事中人物的名字和現實中的一模一樣，而且主角的想法(就是我的想法)都赤裸裸的呈現人前，我可不想有朋友知道我在想些甚麼。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlzevlueYV
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVMNFatxRn
Jodi鼓起腮哼了一聲，模樣說有多可愛就有多可愛。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUl2So08jWG
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GZWfM9DBp
不過現在的我，已經給還沒有出現的女神弄得神不守舍，對於其他女生可沒有甚麼心思。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfl0kDTozu2
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBpDFpB9Vo
我轉問樂言﹕「我哋幾時上P.E.堂呀? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFagHo8y8yO
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOimcjRP8Cp
「後日。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvxv3vXu0w
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s7CxIWVMG
後天? 那不是只剩一天時間練習? 不過臨急抱佛腳總好過甚麼也不做。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1SH1QGAKD
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplisSGt1Af
我指著樂言他們命令道﹕「你！你！你！你三個聽日放學同我一齊去打波。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVIhNG7qwc
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他們三個同時拉長了臉，呀君抱怨道﹕「吓? 點解呀? 改做打機得唔得呀? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5Ac3u4HE7
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「機幾時都有得打啦！後生細仔做多啲運動啦！」絕對不能讓他們逃掉，只剩下我一個人的話可練不到甚麼東西。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIm503OK7In
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Jodi雀躍的舉手﹕「我又去！我又去！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5belr3M5eO
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我馬上搖頭拒絕﹕「Nonono！我哋要練波......」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCKFYBQ1cB
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我還沒有說完，Michael就搶著道﹕「好呀好呀！多啲人去好玩啲呀！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz8OdcB3RO
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我聽到樂言問Kitty﹕「你聽日得唔得閒去呀? 」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyAGyotgTk
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Kitty想了想，道﹕「好呀，我應該都得閒。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpRsslQHvW
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjZB2Cbo8f
樂言拍了一下手﹕「好！就咁決定！聽日下晝五點，金城道，去嘅舉手。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl6SJR6grU
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx3UGkthKX
現場的眾人見有熱鬧可趁，紛紛舉高了手，只得我一臉無奈的看著眾人。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJJVvTsBtI
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樂言見我這個模樣，奇道﹕「咦? 唔係你建議打波咩? 你做咩唔舉手呀? 」然後就抓起我的手高舉。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21LNfJaHlq
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What the......怎會變成這樣的?848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RyoWYeI86
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMkZrDQaDs
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當晚回到宿舍後不久我就收到羊先生的回覆。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWw4wUmBcq
848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEu215XudVB
「嘿嘿！我係唔會劇透㗎！你一路追落去咪知囉！至於係唔係happy ending，我都仲諗緊，未有咁快決定住。繼續追故啦巴打！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93BJdz6eQS
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你老......！若果不是性命攸關真的想瘋狂派膠給這個羊先生！可惡！848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuc9jUGnp0
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