這手機八成是中毒了！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRaId9qflG
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0uVUNbUVf
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZBPoUciZO
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuSrE3Zo33
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugPE5oWqDu
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHwL2LH8c5
比方說最早的這一則：1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GLXIjY7JS
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbDR8YYqLA
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuSQkAoAY3
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj0m4dFkrp
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVQsfYjJVP
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC9xIIhphy
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Jgqr5xoqX
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvvWpyELyA
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzpbz3x5G6
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlayIJtD5U
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuZQSUUtF0
刪掉！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ug0RpL2hL
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk55vByAXF
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOuKYYAIFG
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP74ypqLEXy
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvbXyHeFRT
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VTEeK0JI9
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSevxPB7ja5
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QQbwVHgp8
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7xK7WNEdY
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdHHcj5kZ5
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWKUhHiNVe
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXFMZYSsbd
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2qh3Vopqz
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFMlqcK8Wf
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOq1yr0Yk8
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZStRreFw8B
其它還有像...1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY7qhVe0aV
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHOcLBd2Og
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkLpw6KyLe
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj2e9CBRkU
呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2gCGt65oF
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryMJ4k2VXi
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDGyLVciQp
我沒有存款！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIt9Am9IsZ4
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDfYW590lb
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZowJcOL2aG
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLOzz0W6mZ
我也沒有朋友！！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u7lrucApc
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFoywniYll
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C7YqR1xx4
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDAoW3Z484
我更沒有女朋友！！！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpoHZq30S4
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNltTMTsYiu
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFnnAOuHKi
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCgifY8Nrw
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKj8D9MdGw
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB0af6wTeZ
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnRb8N7ZZW
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pGPtk8MuP刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV5CrzhbtC
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkXWF76zwq
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aAq8WAg9H
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJGKMjR2gB
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjMxHe9JYn
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0DopgEqoJ
1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvYfxKC8SD
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1046Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrK1JIFiVg
