這手機八成是中毒了！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqnufqctAD
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MNkAwbcOp
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUTOdWhxGL
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDvEaOnW90
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比方說最早的這一則：994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AeCU5A65e
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuJR5w0tyG
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJaXSMxhQU
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6glDtI3SmC
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHAf7MwW1A
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxob0QfFfu
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刪掉！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ7s6t2SEt
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZAa3SXfNw
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EkgVtHYq5
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzbiMnwcRA
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzmaRMs7Ch
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjCbwliejn
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8p0PWCAsx
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo1r2kx3aj
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其它還有像...994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5dfFegJDf
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHbUqrIpqu
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ptzULwKms
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEw0FOYnwb
我沒有存款！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmei1Y0VBL
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXs6Fi3pUP
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我也沒有朋友！！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35s3uhWlc4
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU3d06zRfM
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我更沒有女朋友！！！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nRrFVzUY1
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2VOn7ai2k
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKNHm3kobL
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL6Ew49lTL
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAOySMFHef
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIHF3vs74Y
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKFKsYPW28
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」994Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT0LN60JmY
