這手機八成是中毒了!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAXZu9XJPQ48
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...1091Please respect copyright.PENANAajKo7b6s1t
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,1091Please respect copyright.PENANAhfIjsF6MPr
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1091Please respect copyright.PENANABGIz8KD39j
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比方說最早的這一則:1091Please respect copyright.PENANARCqZRaY1xR
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6aEqK8qLx
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?1091Please respect copyright.PENANALl5VefmzgG
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAhgJKUCts6u
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1091Please respect copyright.PENANA80WYc1nXr8
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAEiauDeYZob
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刪掉!1091Please respect copyright.PENANA21K2KPlzkC
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1091Please respect copyright.PENANAgWxeZqhKLt
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAye4fENv796
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,1091Please respect copyright.PENANAShnLSkRMuI
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,1091Please respect copyright.PENANAGQnczEiuOa
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAxYLGSAey5f
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAk8SRDzbgiX
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAGw86zWUPzS
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其它還有像...1091Please respect copyright.PENANAnVGoaYoMIH
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...1091Please respect copyright.PENANA1MmUeJssLm
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!1091Please respect copyright.PENANARHfP9EKTrf
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1091Please respect copyright.PENANAW8XgFbncgO
我沒有存款!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAaTd0UXjN8N
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1091Please respect copyright.PENANAN7XV1fwhUh
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我也沒有朋友!!1091Please respect copyright.PENANA2pPIwKEWwA
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...1091Please respect copyright.PENANA6HGhcyX3uU
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我更沒有女朋友!!!1091Please respect copyright.PENANABUHiU07CPr
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAsHC2rT5q4V
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...1091Please respect copyright.PENANAEPvS6aEw2L
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAbncFuV6iNQ
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA0EKqFQeFkU刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAyWbR77juPh
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...1091Please respect copyright.PENANAgSbRINXIqT
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,1091Please respect copyright.PENANASVx6A0DbPN
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:1091Please respect copyright.PENANAzoJ8stGSry
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」1091Please respect copyright.PENANAJZaMGo7KrY