這手機八成是中毒了！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviobfte4Uh
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zoQXZZpj3
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyUEGJSRTg
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcAVYeTzdp
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowkMQMUtsK
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比方說最早的這一則：1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejtQmyXiNe
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1j5EjdoeA
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuVWBpddgC
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zFMt6uGjt
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfIdkjagyF
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrXq5yQW0x
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwnzNxchGN
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwvRt7q0i7
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL3vu0cbB1
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnzQVsfKw1
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKezbR1LkZq
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRfJSkPiO5
刪掉！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1pDKkWMaQ
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiJnlAT8XJ
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgW0q8QzUmN
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYvtzmfrWv
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEs63xYKsF
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9UzxlDrTX
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4VJjbAu3l
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uCourzxaa
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sfei6Sfoc
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡja5MwBxggm
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GqpkhLlYo
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE0HR1v6Lq
其它還有像...1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpFUG2wbI6
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD6wvkArdv
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYgdZ6t1re
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa5bI9ESu0
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XUp3sPUo6
我沒有存款！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RErQKVMzg
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1kNTHdqmS
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我也沒有朋友！！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jSDCaS2zE
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik88qo9Y3V
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61OYb4Mkj4
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNW6GxEiI4
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ7Y0BmlUq
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPfUbZ77EC
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIfbuH0znY
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqusaZuJ5l1刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNAhFGwGNL
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KeA8EYoIj
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBPQFhUyM3
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtOvUwbe0b
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwhlLLI2V1
1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs38aIHLO51
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1022Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpbQjEJf68
