這手機八成是中毒了！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pxZDuxrg9
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC6SZNLGy1
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNPQZL5zjn
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cbaX5ZQms
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtjapHmRQQ
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比方說最早的這一則：1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdAu1AApD9
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNW3tadJdT
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwszLj1o0IS
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16PO3dqv2b
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBLVQAwYu3
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxmqpRxOeX
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWOYFDArQv
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtS8AJSaBN
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xyHK8GZHf
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3oB7JeOii
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TUITotMvN
刪掉！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbXP0PBUJK
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrG10ZzLex
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsLdHLaxlJ
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBbqvIkjFP
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZMu36GYP8
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWc6H83UMe
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfFX7hFqKw
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHs7Mvjc4q
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZAgGmkyAF
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJxiJScCbi
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeVRD4UzZA
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uEA5aDavI
其它還有像...1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpojRUYiCY
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oekB6p2UI
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcaGENbsNA
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIWZXSDQM1
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2MfHW2gao
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQe8IeJbrG
我沒有存款！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaE7drpZae
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuESFNqecS
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我也沒有朋友！！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltCXpYGprr
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQm9jeRYZ55
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydsvHrRqmV
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwEnUH3VHx
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS6uiIwEsK
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjIzPNUROM
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbTNa6vWt3
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTx7EzDrNJ
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIpDOtOFZI刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhhvFr9nKb
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni4FHPoath
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKOiUbtYzt
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxjjXJ4sbX
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzl7Pv5gj2
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETCycN1V76
