這手機八成是中毒了！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU9JhY30wj
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZLScAKgzZ
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSUhBc5qs3
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKJGyGyOFP
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAgDjacULc
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjwrWXIkr7
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比方說最早的這一則：1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo6hTIExib
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9J5AjeUTU
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeZYRZK9eX
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPS42JUdEZ
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV1QSGVXuh
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZWeYSxTqi
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9qM4VZbWf
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrNK3maKs0
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt2PXHfd2H
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx5ce0Ke5a
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01zLMOVztk
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PGouO4J6J
刪掉！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSx3ZexP62
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kPccbjyWz
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMwzzwTwsH
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt5IKWWN2z
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJcOFcy1Bb
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRq9mpaLkU
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLJGe0XRzd
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ek9vxT93E
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbfkT9DYxC
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4CC63tGOq
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGhDaGAWIz
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIeRnczmCe
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYElnQRZRQS
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z3XLQ6ewi
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy5NxpHBlZ
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhmm3URZY7
其它還有像...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOwePzSNbx
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAqrRRe7fc
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSYZbEX82W
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmS5nd9WG1
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWZXXTvFFf
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRa9LlGF3z
我沒有存款！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgaf1PvEwb
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorDf2TZW3m
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLhMAdl8vZ
我也沒有朋友！！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ABnCd8OqN
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RNIoa1YXV
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29JZk9jIpS
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PFQwqGqVL
我更沒有女朋友！！！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiIsIBRpHR
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pDD3PS4XT
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIddnkLUHMa
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8y5Dyoq1e
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ85mZGQw3
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hNafkU9CW
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOqokxWwo1
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyllYydlCZ刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKVNnoJNzN
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u2lwshqIW
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBwFyOS7CE
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInXFgqCNTR
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG1uhA2Tj9
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslBUIKvkOA
1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hWQReb6N1
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1047Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgUX7l0IFl
