這手機八成是中毒了！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F5NZEPk9v
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPMzKor373
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggPIif5llN
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQOgmXeBFL
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比方說最早的這一則：1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UIi6yUDtu
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB7oeo3SCs
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcUxH14bCX
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3bnUbXDJ2
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKtUTTWDjX
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU9lHmju8i
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刪掉！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqllM8c6tZQ
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyZtYydc0p
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmlunLe5hh
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAltSkzLuKC
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaWlTfxVdC
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCARfSsbNzM
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSflnjRObW5
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSwpI6jgDs
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其它還有像...1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6PYvxsUmN
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO4qCjw9gX
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalTaLliEAe
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡth2V3DWcJQ
我沒有存款！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDnFi5r7Se
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52erJGcjC3
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我也沒有朋友！！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgL1tSfLvE
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEuXKyWtvk
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX2kJ8Lror
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZyjM49MV0
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUESb0RJFHa
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd356PW4mr6
1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5udsfRTBcU刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2Avc46Lwq
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcQeq1vvCL
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWd8FGFkED
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSYikDtm2d
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1049Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JLlYdHOfL
