今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwXL7thsvX
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyC9pVCbao
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPl0unkqoRb
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpQTagpURi
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQYUzCnI25
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfNaYhirTg
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5IkQRh2ey
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPKiIkjCCV
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxbeYdj2sV
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oPDvEtx05
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiOVQaDvmT
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGdifjh8qw
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJm3wLSPF97
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc61aYBUnr
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJV2UYyaUU
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuRQkCjq7U
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqne2QxcCT
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFh27hbcnp
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZDmqRjANf
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZggjHjh2YK
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW3gHRwFZl
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAnD3Ogbac
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2opLzqKLtF
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtyyq0QS2I
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFxf8FV1NZ
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2clXcLAexT
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwJdIOGYru
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq8GCNZiAH
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlDvYIMtEW
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFQqfx3JMQ
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcR54Pxzsy
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABBhssMFub
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOvKsaeScV
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你有3則未接來電1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5f2iy0u30v
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtPCjJEx0y
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZaahqIRzm
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYR8vKeaGv
於是...1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRg35UG2Cmk
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k7xVN8NE2
忍耐LV.9：1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvDO7i4XMy
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqE1zQuv4K
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqXThlLOUR
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqEWk5gOeA
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF168tKt7Z
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB89MVsJ21w
強迫LV.6：1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnAbH2JGyS
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeisrl8Feq
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK0jc0nwi4
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJOaj6G1jr
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEGZSs9aJ0
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdw8LZbRr2
觀察LV.3：1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JV4IXAzh4
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL9H1IWXav
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMK32NuDtd
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW0fCRM6ts
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDX0N83OGD
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6do5D8LKJ
吟遊詩人LV.1：1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxdOSMsATS
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6RzdCo5Kk
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmliWHTg8yM
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCbZbAjemB
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dRwytANnb
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPqqDSwjM0
衛生紙LV.1：1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAzFhpTIWj
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzuxcc07Py
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghCVqjhjHY
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3lIG7Po7y
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsoGyQ9yu0
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV94GmBd2f6
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1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIC1XNF2ak
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1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGwPKBjXv9
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzq1hsJD2U
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw8HGF42KQ
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFU5MxL2wz
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1MdHBeidl
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB4hCKJba4
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCkr8Mg6w8
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGzomVZpoz
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mYTSni3g2
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdD6d1BF3I
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hqq5ZpMOn
電話那頭說：1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWG6EPwIkee
1348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8Kyr8Qk5c
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