今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH36CrC5D5
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Sh6SiaE6a
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nGud3B6Fj
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUANbVeREvb
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49jsJZMk3D
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EJ6KH2z6D
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「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELRdh8oleL
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWCTXs851V
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我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUjlqep6qR
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHHeq4I7b0
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMPYHYk1YL
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzT4TjZBf4
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聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzd61VamqCU
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5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOn06lp509
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時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzo7x2TsLm
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而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs06th226F
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在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm2aPdUylb
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種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNj4oqz1ZEE
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...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGQhxredkM
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzADcGvisE
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每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLuyYSuWBv
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直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfCcljO958
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你有3則未接來電1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId3ZHPfBtE
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「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczfRleeoEQ
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於是...1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvTbxclrYL
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忍耐LV.9：1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPZu42yXrN
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對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6HKsWWwDE
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyajh4joq0
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強迫LV.6：1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaCauB6A9A
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將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhi8WEN5V0
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrO5VwnbcWj
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觀察LV.3：1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyC88QR9Hy
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除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkuUB5YFdX
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zwsr2BQFk
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吟遊詩人LV.1：1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWZWormp8k
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你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQb7cWcLbBj
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoVRu1MJU1
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衛生紙LV.1：1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmTf7JVLo4
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以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWjUi3E3zS
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因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWR12xeoOY
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「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2F2ycH4uDn
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到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XRIQZeiD0
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總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y5Rk44GYU
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而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdahS3OX1w
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而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bqrFldRoY
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電話那頭說：1304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1Mod4Ofys
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