今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeJPaqaalL
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkMJs5oYL8
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioSJUKFD5u
「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡderJwxInL9
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1UdnYQGcU
在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOg3eK5lm7
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7CxXWNoYs
金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndxogP5KDm
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71714ofr9P
等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcLQOF2ac4
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqq5OyJOHQ
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jnuGWzuCx
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyScWOdERS
戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqzpzPHXqa
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVb5big8xX
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26S7gYsPm2
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkU1NFJ8wKr
一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh741nXTLi
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoirlGeh3Ke
每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtnyYAlzSf
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdhdzhpT13
「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClCfnuX8vH
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0td5hXpTC
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATKmcqBuLW
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFpKMOZwJr
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2juTCSLQCg
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6wDoQ2m1e
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdxmZdOkrR
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdvF8g1XT2
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2ptsMrnlT
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uNRJ8WTHN
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI2zfg9ZT1
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGPx88f58E
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qKbZhqmrX
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXDv3v22VF
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xuBtfHJQs
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRxfEz7AUr
創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOhSysDRFd
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5QVJlZPpu
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbkfNhfRSA
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y26ux9sXq
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNQi4bsUyp
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa38o59Udqa
你有3則未接來電1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs08QWIDBe
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKwr2WJ95B
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3v0GI4hwe
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmaM2HitQD
於是...1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj3z5wXIbk
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFATSAq1fWq
忍耐LV.9：1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaWaY2FE3g
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d6pqstfhA
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbc3JrI1A9
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoeVHFj1m8
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDCNhQ0knI
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1r5stp1ih
強迫LV.6：1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJkBPeBdel
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EkT0PCjud
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlo6t76pA9
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdbamiLl7G
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrdDlzzSFW
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXSyfxAaQ3
觀察LV.3：1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6JoXI1z2W
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuMnkgpJpz
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXxSW8Rhzo
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSEu8yUY4P
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCH3rgZKAP
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOEfTAy2Tm
吟遊詩人LV.1：1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48JowOYsQG
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKQ775iOvZ
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTCIsBTocK
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgpUIgYw7j
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eJupmwGbE
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1pIf3iIQ9
衛生紙LV.1：1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XLkGz0c6K
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumJdBpGRpw
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiWEWAuzHx
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1V4j9qsP2
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikKy9Nd3u6
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPL9Q3NRR2
.........1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOKo8Ww1cZ
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FBwt3kn93
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1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9K36LFHfR
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1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTirQmK5LXc
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapquAX9tek
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZNsFLHjIc
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBh12UWwDBo
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rDCOt3snQ
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAAHM2zNC7
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDFzvL9lvQ
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyJDEDJIWc
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwir5ylChE7
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmL2smNYrMv
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXBCRnaXtt
電話那頭說：1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaa5FwmDRL
1282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uYwfqv0Tu
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