x
No Plagiarism!D5FU5n0figxjIsIOFd2Uposted on PENANA 賽巴斯丁正駕車穿梭在夜晚街頭,街燈的光影從車窗外掠過,讓略顯疲憊的臉隱沒在閃爍的光源中。8964 copyright protection103PENANAigbSXdfyte 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANArVYEMHvXtz
8964 copyright protection103PENANAIN56AQsj77 維尼
不知為何事情總類似蟲類有趨光性般,這幾日他除了協尋太田的蹤跡,也忙著爆量的載客勤務。雖然感謝能夠補足前陣子沒賺到的伙食費,但這種高強度的工作量仍讓他大喊吃不消。8964 copyright protection103PENANAjkptXlfPbB 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAGh2JAnyVKH
8964 copyright protection103PENANA0pehxTTDEW 維尼
為什麼不是生在一個主角金錢無慮的作品裡面呢?懇請乾爹客倌提供抖內——「小黑你最近很不受控噢。」賽巴斯丁制止。8964 copyright protection103PENANAnOvw5WWOWj 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAZEyzjMF5V4
8964 copyright protection103PENANAIuEybgqGOz 維尼
突然,車內『馬勒』的《第九號交響曲。第一樂章》被手機鈴聲嘎然中止,掃了一眼畫面卻是未顯示來電。蹙眉,心中閃過一絲不安,已經下班的他本想無視,手手卻不聽使喚按下接聽。8964 copyright protection103PENANA51PH9JeE8o 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAg5mKqvZnKP
8964 copyright protection103PENANA3WpxDu4jFI 維尼
「賽巴斯丁,好久不見呀。手的狀況還好嗎?」擴音話筒那傳來彼得潘帶著輕快的語氣。8964 copyright protection103PENANAjiC8izM24z 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAQGqK7hE0HA
8964 copyright protection103PENANAL5iOP1yq0d 維尼
「托你的福放了不少無薪假啊。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAVFAQdcFef4 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAR7WAntY6oS
8964 copyright protection103PENANAEuxzJG8MRy 維尼
「這鍋我可不背,又不是我砍的?」8964 copyright protection103PENANA8wXXh8gu8e 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA6oEISdfMJW
8964 copyright protection103PENANAnx3p702cEJ 維尼
「為什麼你這傢伙知道我的號碼?」8964 copyright protection103PENANArQeHI2CX6e 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAiSaLDEWNjZ
8964 copyright protection103PENANAijxIMvsrXC 維尼
「比起這個小事,難道你不更想知道今晚將發生什麼大事嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANA9fN34MMdI5 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAs0AQfebmvG
8964 copyright protection103PENANA4vG3az26wj 維尼
「什麼大事?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAGTGbhVw9n7 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAywN7UrUNPA
8964 copyright protection103PENANAxKF4R577vN 維尼
「哦,你還不知道嗎?太田下了對抗賽的戰帖,就在23俱樂部,還特地邀請一些老朋友過去呢。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAGJFLPDp5D2 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA3eUWR0sRiv
8964 copyright protection103PENANAhouvgu6qzO 維尼
太田這傢伙還真是挑釁啊。賽巴斯丁忖度,下意識握緊方向盤。8964 copyright protection103PENANAsT05cnYMVe 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAqTcU1m9s5d
8964 copyright protection103PENANAhpTNUwmod0 維尼
「達康和其他人知道了嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAn0H3wRHs9Q 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAVtlSTO0lw6
8964 copyright protection103PENANA63SSNGTwkm 維尼
「嗯,估計正等著你一起過去吧。今晚可有不少強敵——暴羅、大女子集團、溱會灰,還有哈利,個個都蓄勢待發呢!」8964 copyright protection103PENANASMphGgRTdC 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAE0E9B3gdij
8964 copyright protection103PENANAvKw61lHQHi 維尼
這些都是曾和劉向說要放棄搞笑的人,結果他們都跑到敵方陣營了嗎?8964 copyright protection103PENANA8EKRRhRikR 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAgVUwq6OFSv
8964 copyright protection103PENANAOHjX3TCz9t 維尼
「為什麼你要跟我說這個訊息?」一個插撥,是達哥來電。他並無馬上中止對話,現在情報越多越好。8964 copyright protection103PENANAxYgwvLhmuc 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAS5alLHVCob
8964 copyright protection103PENANA1JIjVLARme 維尼
「我看你很邊緣嘛,想說邀你一起去看拼盤秀。別擔心搶不到票,我已經先買好了!」8964 copyright protection103PENANAQ9n5dOXpHn 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAqvJgkxreYG
8964 copyright protection103PENANATA6Lf9jEMW 維尼
賽巴斯丁咬牙說:「你還真是貼心啊。」8964 copyright protection103PENANA3dMJ1kxGjw 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAl1G23DwLPa
8964 copyright protection103PENANAZYr1z17Qb5 維尼
「當然,你終於發現我的優點了。感動。」8964 copyright protection103PENANA6HjtkV1ilN 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAHDHll1Leti
8964 copyright protection103PENANAZ0k4cbEMuG 維尼
「太田也會去嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAGRbK446Dl8 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA42hK8AOZPS
8964 copyright protection103PENANAXgnBHBiBuG 維尼
「當然,身為主辦人怎麼可能不出席,據說好像還有神秘嘉賓噢。」8964 copyright protection103PENANA9llLYZjf05 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAVurVrLLy9f
8964 copyright protection103PENANAvuMbcoccnm 維尼
「什麼神秘嘉賓?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAiUVE2d6ajl 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAX4vvHPbCaQ
8964 copyright protection103PENANATh4s9RRX9Z 維尼
「破梗就沒意思了。」8964 copyright protection103PENANArLAZ2m50n5 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAzGodHN8QyS
8964 copyright protection103PENANA0r4rrKhOYg 維尼
「你不要故弄玄虛。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAQn1SbuMzTG 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANARQa8xQQG3Y
8964 copyright protection103PENANAeKAMV9hVRr 維尼
「這麼想知道啊?那你來接我——」切斷。隔幾秒後手機又響起,「太過份了!怎麼你跟康康一樣都在欺負我?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAqMkKekPr1r 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAsTeee5WMJr
8964 copyright protection103PENANAWvC8TjoQlA 維尼
「你有沒有想過是你自己的問題?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAEHzO9sllmU 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAbj9mrcbRcp
8964 copyright protection103PENANA8ylzAm53rU 維尼
「好啦我自己去,23門口見。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAvDOsCTBl8B 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3zVXPyDzy
8964 copyright protection103PENANAjWOSbZlfIG 維尼
對方掛斷電話。他旋即回撥給阿達,聽筒傳來急切聲調。8964 copyright protection103PENANAv5qj40Sjms 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAgnhkKt9muz
8964 copyright protection103PENANAQgtzJlesri 維尼
「我剛剛聽彼得潘說了。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAZih6GyWgEu 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAt32xx09hTg
8964 copyright protection103PENANAl3mz3J7L3S 維尼
「又是他,他是我們這邊的人嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAnVW7EU6aMT 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA1hxoL6Takp
8964 copyright protection103PENANA3G4QE4xCzD 維尼
「依我對他的印象,他所有行為都有其目的,只是對我們好壞與否暫時還不知道。」8964 copyright protection103PENANARrf6b5b1KK 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAaaw1PivnMn
8964 copyright protection103PENANAsbDh0KeeBn 維尼
「好吧,康康也不怎麼信任他,我會多留意。珊妮也會來嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAKxjRm8Pr9L 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAR2NNNaS6Nf
8964 copyright protection103PENANA6AANMaCs1R 維尼
「我不想讓她參與。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAFPNhUDNfuo 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAs0GPedsDX3
8964 copyright protection103PENANAEJCCDoRKtN 維尼
「也好,我跟康康已經在過去路上了,你開車小心。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAI7bh99DwYS 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAiEOTIDnCaA
8964 copyright protection103PENANAuVEjBMoBwn 維尼
結束通話,趁著等紅燈空隙降下車窗並點起菸。彼得潘究竟在圖謀什麼?他有諸多懷疑,確無一個肯定。可以結論的是,他幫助太田他們蒐集情感能量必和珊妮有關。雖說先前已經抑制『返祖』過程,但自從上次她讓照明奉令行事的狀況,能夠看出封印業已動搖。他原本懷疑是因為跟非人們在一起的影響,實際情形跟她內心狀況可能更有密切關係。8964 copyright protection103PENANAkZjuVbcUOF 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z2TtDeDMb
8964 copyright protection103PENANAQBFziGDmBL 維尼
想這麼多也沒用,走一步算一步吧。他踩下油門,朝23俱樂部駛去。8964 copyright protection103PENANAJadVG471d9 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA3qY35bW1eq
8964 copyright protection103PENANAoydp7hAdg7 維尼
***8964 copyright protection103PENANAt5IlB7sBj0 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANACbGH1tdxlV
8964 copyright protection103PENANAVuUMft329a 維尼
賽巴斯丁才剛走到23旁邊的康是美,便看見達康、菜冠和劉向站在公車站牌前抽菸,顯然等候多時。康康喝著紅牛飲料神情顯得冷靜,至於阿達則有些興奮地談論帶肢體動作,貌似對今晚的對決充滿期待。8964 copyright protection103PENANAQ2NYu147B9 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAR6s1pXpI6z
8964 copyright protection103PENANA2mTwivffAK 維尼
「達哥。」他打招呼,後者點了點頭。8964 copyright protection103PENANA7bxHIE0OJ8 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAYgwPkMY4Lz
8964 copyright protection103PENANAjy4BRbmVm1 維尼
「今晚恐怕不會平靜。」康康說。8964 copyright protection103PENANArY4wyCNtOw 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA4fjrjPxksN
8964 copyright protection103PENANARJiWcrfnLt 維尼
「沒事,我們什麼大風大浪沒見過。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAkbxs3G9Xpa 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA8WQB8WPSq7
8964 copyright protection103PENANAexjlQ2ie2E 維尼
「你們知道今晚對抗賽的內容嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAIqFnujKEs3 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANArInZiNCLfH
8964 copyright protection103PENANAHKqRDOt314 維尼
「還不清楚,但不管比賽是什麼形式,我們都不會輸的。」冠冠說。8964 copyright protection103PENANAfD1t0EdIyK 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAPCjkFaRdur
8964 copyright protection103PENANA5tZVIgo0sg 維尼
「我不懂你的自信從哪裡來的。」劉向手邊隨時預備一桶冷水。8964 copyright protection103PENANADh5nlvDmFV 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAgGCNuBcGXQ
8964 copyright protection103PENANAVFTMFfrNnK 維尼
「這種場面不正是你的拿手好戲嗎?」康康拍了拍他的肩。8964 copyright protection103PENANAySIQ0sEzzb 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAoBs4wRS7xa
8964 copyright protection103PENANARRPmJ1H4kf 維尼
「請不要對我疊上過多的期待。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAzlzdGBLhRH 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAJyNVOCtO7g
8964 copyright protection103PENANADTZZmuX1LP 維尼
「不期待你難道要期待阿達嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAhICbjBND6z 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANASQho5L5TvB
8964 copyright protection103PENANAn20HDdR8MT 維尼
「從以前就很想問,你是不是一直低眼看我?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAifaKvJ66Ct 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA64tb43Tq3k
8964 copyright protection103PENANAQbBHCsQeqW 維尼
「我的確一直都在俯視你。」不是物理上那種!8964 copyright protection103PENANAy5q1ffoaYu 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAj0YQEfN5KB
8964 copyright protection103PENANAUY4troWsHA 維尼
「那我們呢?」菜冠睜著水汪汪雙眼。8964 copyright protection103PENANAuk7aq8i0Zk 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAW114x3j7ZX
8964 copyright protection103PENANArOUxBvvu0H 維尼
「你們啊⋯⋯加油吧。」康哥——8964 copyright protection103PENANAm0064g0WD3 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAhsosxCriN1
8964 copyright protection103PENANAG7mcPy8HQF 維尼
賽巴斯丁淡淡一笑,看他們還有餘力互虧,大有談笑間,強虜灰飛煙滅的陣前從容。8964 copyright protection103PENANAr0HQJjVezu 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAmiSP3c21eb
8964 copyright protection103PENANAzziJVAZUNe 維尼
「你們都到啦?」看到彼得潘推開23大門出來,眾人收拾心情嚴陣以待。「大家幹嘛那麼緊張?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAVLCXgj5NPC 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAXFGwzAlwdH
8964 copyright protection103PENANA9de1x6siqt 維尼
「為什麼他會在?」菜頭語調顫抖,顯然還未脫離當初的陰霾。8964 copyright protection103PENANAkgAzlhCvZM 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAdmYiAqcKIk
8964 copyright protection103PENANAYZzz76AEMD 維尼
「嘛嘛,小狐狸別怕,我不會對你怎麼樣,就是來看戲的。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAaoiRyq599K 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAz3fdAIvefn
8964 copyright protection103PENANAWXbwtHvT1s 維尼
「為什麼你會從裡面出來?」8964 copyright protection103PENANArczJ0a1yQ7 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAWjhmH4AGVN
8964 copyright protection103PENANA52C9Bg0up1 維尼
「我剛剛去驗票啊,」他拿出兩張感熱紙,「賽巴斯丁,我們坐一起喔。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAgsVjAsc6Tw 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAd69DcCOBmq
8964 copyright protection103PENANAWjkOn2Q2dZ 維尼
「你們變好朋友了?」阿達問。8964 copyright protection103PENANATv0bKV54Iw 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANANTNOMEy4CM
8964 copyright protection103PENANAOBCrXzhitY 維尼
「看他今晚表現。」他走到彼得潘身邊,俯身說,「我知道你的計畫。」先嚇嚇他。8964 copyright protection103PENANAlGW8CnFMwg 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA83hdX565HJ
8964 copyright protection103PENANAPSke2Qgyry 維尼
「你怎麼知道我已經訂好房間了?」聽見這番毫無遮掩的發言,直男們下意識後退一步。8964 copyright protection103PENANAx6QMBqVDjO 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA6NlQqmidpi
8964 copyright protection103PENANAmFBkTejQUb 維尼
「你知道刻意賣腐會造成反效果嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAeK0KZCjzBF 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAXDWLuU9EHM
8964 copyright protection103PENANAddDjiyzTVV 維尼
「美是不分性別的。」他刻意看向阿達。8964 copyright protection103PENANAMnLCuAkcaV 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANABtlof4HeSO
8964 copyright protection103PENANANbhIUC5BUW 維尼
「所以大家都在下面了嗎?」康康拉住快暴走的搭檔說。8964 copyright protection103PENANAdJmCcv3nhM 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAuNEGYFigeg
8964 copyright protection103PENANAcnETaCt09D 維尼
「沒有喔,今天參賽組別很多這裡塞不下,他們都在另外一個場所。」8964 copyright protection103PENANACc2icHlugr 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZtJ0Rh0rQ
8964 copyright protection103PENANAlC34F0DpFW 維尼
「那幹嘛還讓我們過來這裡集合?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAtmJ6bTNmKD 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA112X6FvUxb
8964 copyright protection103PENANAw5Vu8DSuaW 維尼
「這邊比較好製造入口嘛,感謝克里希那的連夜辛勞。」這個慣老闆。8964 copyright protection103PENANAyfwPmtrmNO 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAjHA9NghcjE
8964 copyright protection103PENANAjB9YN6DjSq 維尼
他拉開俱樂部的玻璃門,原本往地下室的階梯竟變成一道夾雜電閃的漩渦裂縫。做出迎賓手勢,宣告眾人進入他所設定的決戰舞台。8964 copyright protection103PENANAlWydSPJDcy 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAl3JSy3XiTN
8964 copyright protection103PENANAr7Mt24jwNL 維尼
或者是陷阱?8964 copyright protection103PENANARASQR5kCQl 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAHExjY9OKMW
8964 copyright protection103PENANAjwfeZLp6Xc 維尼
「你們也可以棄權,但現場數萬名的觀眾後續如何,我可就沒數了。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAgRWFZMQKrM 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAnVmgjsW6mM
8964 copyright protection103PENANAHH0oI54S6B 維尼
康康率先邁出一步,被劉向拉住衣角。8964 copyright protection103PENANAa37TnYzmwB 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA1OIuXphbaf
8964 copyright protection103PENANAC7lxpBo6Mo 維尼
「不入虎穴,焉得虎子。」他毫無遲疑走進通道中。8964 copyright protection103PENANAlKaCZvh6rx 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAr3eCVVHjm2
8964 copyright protection103PENANAK5W6DfIeB1 維尼
「達康是不可分割的一體。」阿達跟著進去。8964 copyright protection103PENANAq9hALYWPXP 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAcGTqpok56D
8964 copyright protection103PENANAXuYegGtu78 維尼
菜冠互視一眼,牽著彼此入場。8964 copyright protection103PENANAcw8fsqT9RW 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA4F6maYIhNI
8964 copyright protection103PENANAkdOlQ9jWQ0 維尼
「萬一全軍覆沒怎麼辦?我留守。」才說完,賽巴斯丁叫出墨煙異獸,狼狽的劉向嚷嚷著被迫下場。8964 copyright protection103PENANANEzDDVj9pk 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANACm5jkYmjL0
8964 copyright protection103PENANAYc9d7QXmIh 維尼
「信你一次。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAZ0Pgo4QBQ2 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA2xZmy35MLb
8964 copyright protection103PENANAw5LhsLGeXw 維尼
「不負期盼。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAUMdeBSnSBp 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAs1qqhIlJtU
8964 copyright protection103PENANAyoJfNcLhFD 維尼
甫過通道,眼前風景霎時遼闊。與棒球場等大的空間扇形展開,中央搭建起演唱會等級的舞台,震耳欲聾的《好了啦達康》主題曲與座無虛席的觀眾談話聲交疊,盛況程度不輸周董的首波大巨蛋演唱。8964 copyright protection103PENANAfD2PFdwjyY 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAyacknMIQxi
8964 copyright protection103PENANAPctvVyjgZW 維尼
是的,達康終於信守對粉絲的承諾,來到大巨蛋開演了。8964 copyright protection103PENANA6Mep7ttceS 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAJnQI5SNHhO
8964 copyright protection103PENANAbiZctrwJgt 維尼
「沒想到會以這種形式來到這裡啊。」阿達感嘆。8964 copyright protection103PENANAW2E6dliA5B 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANArKEMobSo7o
8964 copyright protection103PENANAgXVV9s2ntW 維尼
「你是怎麼辦到的?」賽巴斯丁不可思議,眼前這幾萬人的陣仗可不是單單操控人心的力量就能辦到。8964 copyright protection103PENANAjfrQxpbuAY 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANARZvwZzmU3z
8964 copyright protection103PENANACGQzPQf3Zk 維尼
「適逢台積電破千點,我就出清幾百張庫存囉。」前二天台股重挫你就是兇手嗎!8964 copyright protection103PENANAJnA3Pz3dvA 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA3eJ6hjabCt
8964 copyright protection103PENANAtPReamcNor 維尼
「老闆好,我是笑太夫集團的團長阿達,不知是否有興趣來個小小合作?」他拿出名片臉上堆滿諂媚笑容。「如果您有什麼商品或資訊想宣傳的,不管狗或馬的都抓來替您出力⋯⋯康康你扯我幹嘛?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAZAPG7ZuVKj 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAbcgHDx6sWd
8964 copyright protection103PENANANc7RzSVL6P 維尼
「你一個人太沒誠意了,彼得⋯⋯不對,潘董!我是同劇團總監的康康,先前飛機上諸多冒犯,希望您大人不記小人過,商演價格方面絕對漂亮讓您滿意。然後,剛剛無意聽見您和阿丁的私談,倘若晚上需要人陪侍,我相信我們團長絕對樂意全身心服務!」8964 copyright protection103PENANA127b8fVgnx 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANArW1I8s5vJK
8964 copyright protection103PENANAK1zq4DvvQm 維尼
幹!阿達內心咆哮,搭檔挖洞怎麼像他吐槽一樣又快又準,不能讓他得逞。8964 copyright protection103PENANAs5OO3TKKyU 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAD4UuQllR1j
8964 copyright protection103PENANA8xPAlazMH3 維尼
「潘董,您看我這粗皮大鬍子的,手腳又笨,您不如選才華洋溢的總監,他歌喉好會跳舞,可作為用膳時的餘興節目。之後深夜的成人活動,其調情技術亦屬上乘,重點是,188的長腿絕對賞心悅目!」8964 copyright protection103PENANA9JGGDvD3ij 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAkv4k1meN5I
8964 copyright protection103PENANAtqnglGVaMm 維尼
「潘董,雖然身高是我的優勢,但漫漫長夜,想必您有很多姿勢想要解鎖,我的筋骨非常硬可能無法配合您的需求,這時我們團長就派得上用場了。在做划船機運動的他核心肌群非常強健,加上158小隻馬非常好操控,您想玩『直升機』都不在話下!偷偷說一句,」他傾身反手掩口,「阿達喜歡跪趴。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAXIkGzJ7lVK 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAvtcCC8eYxh
8964 copyright protection103PENANAJELTJfeJYw 維尼
「政客!」衝三小啊?「我才沒有喜歡噢。」少來你滿享受的吧。「撇除這不談一直推銷我幹嘛?」你也像在菜市場叫賣一樣把我賣掉哇!「為了團你犧牲一下。」怎麼不是犧牲你?「我被消費了十年還不夠嗎!」我也被忘詞標籤綁很久了呀!8964 copyright protection103PENANAy841H6VlwV 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAI285FKCDS3
8964 copyright protection103PENANAzgoGahE31a 維尼
見二人爭執不下,彼得潘淡淡說了:「可是兩位都想要。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAAiikEDZV95 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAMSiGxYchV1
8964 copyright protection103PENANAwa9DDR9pjJ 維尼
「願作犬馬效勞。」二人齊聲鞠躬。8964 copyright protection103PENANAgwKpHMjV03 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAfJuXs7Dz9s
8964 copyright protection103PENANAScWwPNWIBr 維尼
菜冠無言看著達康的巴結行徑,暗自決定以後絕對不要變成這種骯髒大人。8964 copyright protection103PENANAnlUIQxXmk4 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAM4QpS4FkQr
8964 copyright protection103PENANAsBLVKk4wgm 維尼
「我也好想換老闆。」丁哥?「不是我不是我,小黑又再亂說話!」8964 copyright protection103PENANAfQKTOei1dj 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAmUdVZb9k8h
8964 copyright protection103PENANAK1ZBgrbjXE 維尼
「還是一樣熱鬧呢。」陌生的電子音。8964 copyright protection103PENANAZaHhxqTNF2 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAxRMy1w5HLZ
8964 copyright protection103PENANAiUqJoZhMJa 維尼
賽巴斯丁看向左邊,太田穿著一套純白狩衣筆直立在舞台旁,寬鬆衣襬輕輕垂下,過長衣袖藏匿雙手,袖口處隱約可見數抹紅色繡線,臉上配戴的青鬼面具與如雪狩衣相互映照,令他宛若在能劇中扮演的神祇。8964 copyright protection103PENANAnwd9AyrxpM 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAfbFEbxDo8x
8964 copyright protection103PENANAhtqzdK1Mf1 維尼
「太田,不用再戴著面具了吧,我們都知道是你。」8964 copyright protection103PENANA7ZX7OyGpcL 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAnSzoNEd417
8964 copyright protection103PENANAU8LXXA9pXd 維尼
「我不是太田。」他拿下,面具後的臉孔赫然是三木。8964 copyright protection103PENANAjopQstwxiB 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAYY19mtRtzs
8964 copyright protection103PENANAN6X3x68PZY 維尼
「你才是主謀?」眾人嘩然,被誤導了。8964 copyright protection103PENANAWwegI3OXja 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAIhnpJTy550
8964 copyright protection103PENANAxOfxQ42wDp 維尼
「沒錯。被一張相片騙到,你們真是笨啊!」8964 copyright protection103PENANA3kKNDcbSkO 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAwc64AJYKQJ
8964 copyright protection103PENANAknS9vwqPom 維尼
「所以我才說不要太相信他啊。」劉向馬後炮。8964 copyright protection103PENANADx6z1IjAkk 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAVd3sohY0Mo
8964 copyright protection103PENANA7fwWg9LA7H 維尼
看到三木一改前面畏縮態度,賽巴斯丁胸口升起莫名的違和感。8964 copyright protection103PENANAj4XZ9LWAB4 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAsLbKOo14Wj
8964 copyright protection103PENANAz08b6BcSTe 維尼
「所以,我們今晚是要進行什麼對抗賽?」8964 copyright protection103PENANA5Eeh9xxlcR 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAWbVnmKo1CM
8964 copyright protection103PENANABOneG2akD9 維尼
對方神秘一笑,輕輕拍了拍手。隨著掌聲響起,身後空間張開二道裂縫,暴羅、大女子集團、溱會灰與哈利魚貫走出。他們身穿統一的白色狩衣,呈放射狀站在三木二側,神情自信並帶有不加掩飾的敵意。8964 copyright protection103PENANALG9TzY1Va7 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANApcDf6YDXCv
8964 copyright protection103PENANASfywTV9wZj 維尼
三木的手一揮,舞台屏幕瞬間切換,呈現出今夜所有參賽者的對視畫面。畫面中央燃起熾烈的『紅白搞笑合戰』火焰字樣,場館內的歡呼聲跟著飛揚。8964 copyright protection103PENANAJortavmDUb 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAbk4Z0aJ602
8964 copyright protection103PENANANl5FlwJjch 維尼
「欸你怎麼抄我們的企劃!」『搞笑救星』的阿量在搖滾區站起來吶喊,但被觀眾聲浪蓋過無法傳到台上。8964 copyright protection103PENANAS58Z35ULmT 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAD9kLS4gLyO
8964 copyright protection103PENANAvvxkKnbZ6N 維尼
「你們是打算一次得罪『面白』和『NHK』兩大製作嗎?」賽巴斯丁無語。8964 copyright protection103PENANA17UO9m1iD8 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAxHop9U2PbW
8964 copyright protection103PENANAQ53leSWXpP 維尼
「我可不管這些,只要今晚大家能夠玩得開心,もう十分だ。」三木露出孩童般純真笑顏。8964 copyright protection103PENANAsODJkejQ2y 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA7EWAo7LKLb
8964 copyright protection103PENANAiXrNBXwV1S 維尼
「說得好,雖然身處敵營,你終究還是心繫搞笑。」阿達與搭檔相視一秒,「不管怎麼樣,我們會取得最後的座墊!」8964 copyright protection103PENANAav7wFUfLnv 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAF9YFYFRIO8
8964 copyright protection103PENANAXYOIU3jDq3 維尼
康康變出羽扇,旋即化為紙扇放在肩上淡淡回應。8964 copyright protection103PENANAB269Z7jTHx 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANADxxxLWKN2Z
8964 copyright protection103PENANAb748gxO73l 維尼
「我就讓你瞧瞧,今晚誰是King of Manzai。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAESm9A852b2 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAiU245vjE8L
8964 copyright protection103PENANAATDtI1YLy2 維尼
雙方火藥味十足地對峙,氣氛迅速升溫。賽巴斯丁環顧四周,感覺到一股無形壓力充斥在空氣中。他們今晚將面臨的,不僅是搞笑技藝的較量,更是意志與信念的對決。他微微點頭,心中暗自下定決心,今晚,他們絕不會退縮。8964 copyright protection103PENANAJR1hUFcXzj 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAolaconAX26
8964 copyright protection103PENANAxsBgYof8C5 維尼
「欸?」康康突然詫異看著手中紙扇,「我居然變成功了,第一次耶!」8964 copyright protection103PENANAiObo5KiM5Y 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA54IByRuGFs
8964 copyright protection103PENANATl2kCYZNqM 維尼
「你看一下場合發言好嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANATlmM1E5uYT 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANATqog6qhn1c
8964 copyright protection103PENANAvVJH9fgvsE 維尼
***8964 copyright protection103PENANAtmW1TUnA4x 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8CX8P7mcz
8964 copyright protection103PENANA85t5P1XZsf 維尼
臨近演出時間的一小時後,舞台燈光終於轉暗,聚光燈旋即落在舞台中央。隨著笛聲悠揚響起,一位穿著赤紋服的藍膚女性緩步走上舞台,她身姿婀娜,撐起前襟的偉大巨物隨著步伐明顯晃動,吸引了在場所有男性目光。那正是化身為女性的克里希那,配合官寺佈景扮著巫女的她每個動作都充滿優雅與魅力。8964 copyright protection103PENANAQj5SaUZGSt 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAWSkE5b7J5K
8964 copyright protection103PENANAtnlLlCCRog 維尼
克里希那舉起話筒,用別於之前的磁性嗓音說道。8964 copyright protection103PENANAIKrDePGNlH 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA4jAeuH6Axg
8964 copyright protection103PENANAcYFYD1Smcu 維尼
「歡迎各位來到今晚的紅白搞笑合戰!在這個不尋常的夜裡,搞笑火花將在這舞台上盡情綻放!」她停頓片刻,眨了眨眼,故意賣弄一絲神秘感。「今晚對決不單是搞笑表演,而是一場超越極限的笑聲對抗,參賽者們將使出渾身解數,讓各位成為愉快的俘虜!」8964 copyright protection103PENANAHGSBhbp8ha 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAPhJzsW9hLJ
8964 copyright protection103PENANAWepiDb29RF 維尼
她昂首享受如白浪湧上的歡呼,五秒後作出一個稍安勿躁的手勢,聲潮逐漸退去,視線投向台下。8964 copyright protection103PENANAdSeHkZ2hEP 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA7ieeFanNLH
8964 copyright protection103PENANAGB5EShlVJH 維尼
「那麼,為了搞笑前仆後繼的殉道者們,準備好了嗎?」她伸出手,指向台下雙方對陣者,似乎在挑起他們的鬥志。8964 copyright protection103PENANACmBSx6o3s9 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANADj9Fjdf2kq
8964 copyright protection103PENANAxoCDcMU5Ja 維尼
「接下來,有請雙方登場,」克里希那微微傾身,挑逗目光逐一掃過每位參賽者,語氣略帶興奮地顫抖。「用你們的才華與熱情,點燃這片舞台吧!」8964 copyright protection103PENANAjQMntuqIBY 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAwC8egE4q1P
8964 copyright protection103PENANATecPEJcdeT 維尼
一聲令下,舞台燈光瞬間轉為對比的鮮紅純白,紅白二隊的參賽者們相繼走上舞台。相比於白方的神職裝扮,紅方則換上黑色法服,肩掛一襲紅色披巾的行腳僧形象。雙方中央站定,目光交錯,頗有飛鳥時代的國教爭鬥之影,火藥味十足。克里希那站在舞台一側,微笑著凝視這場即將開始的激烈對決,彷彿也對接下來的每個笑點充滿期待。8964 copyright protection103PENANA7uYKf4Xnh6 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAog694aSpiD
8964 copyright protection103PENANAYvQaHTGwof 維尼
「開始前,介紹遊戲規則——」8964 copyright protection103PENANAxvwvMUilhM 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA3qbLJEuhxE
8964 copyright protection103PENANAWLLM7rNEHK 維尼
剛要講解,舞台側突然傳來「砰!」的一聲巨響。觀眾目光齊刷過去,接著便見到下落不明的春雨赫然現身。他們前後滾上舞台,聖博摔倒在地,滿臉狼狽地爬起,肩膀上還掛著一小段破裂的背景布,像披風一樣拖在身後,頭髮亂糟糟的驚魂未定。8964 copyright protection103PENANAtdqBvEcWa5 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANALXLoSTbdYt
8964 copyright protection103PENANAFxaSoIvOkN 維尼
「誰把道具放得這麼隨便!」照明嘴裡抱怨地踉蹌站起。8964 copyright protection103PENANAFS1k3fgTN1 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAOES9C02dTs
8964 copyright protection103PENANAIXbSbXWwSj 維尼
「下次你別推我,我早說過這條路線不好走!」聖博忍不住回嘴。8964 copyright protection103PENANADmogx1ossR 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA2i1yd68Qme
8964 copyright protection103PENANAPHmaBTqi28 維尼
照明翻了個白眼,拍掉僧服上的灰塵,朝觀眾擠出一個尷尬笑容。8964 copyright protection103PENANALTfDjzajsY 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAm376C9MpfF
8964 copyright protection103PENANADk3CFB2jYu 維尼
「大家好,照明與聖博已經熱身完畢!」8964 copyright protection103PENANAibX2mC35cd 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA1bL6tFqNg0
8964 copyright protection103PENANAW0vKZjpJF3 維尼
「沒想到我們有意外訪客呢,歡迎春雨!」主持人不禁忍俊掩口說,「他們以『捨身技』作為今晚開場,不愧是全身心奉獻給搞笑的男人啊!」舞台下抱以熱情回應。至於春雨則邊互相指責,邊努力保持鎮定,退到紅方陣營。8964 copyright protection103PENANAGgQJ5FfKdN 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANA4HmxyNHUa7
8964 copyright protection103PENANAYIKc9yLoxA 維尼
「你們沒事吧?」阿達擔憂問。8964 copyright protection103PENANANWPIutqXl8 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANARCGwPrOFER
8964 copyright protection103PENANANKvBz6pj7f 維尼
「我們沒什麼大礙,」照明重點說明他們當晚被剝奪部分情感能量的經過,「只是作為戰力可能稍嫌不足,要請你們多擔當了。」8964 copyright protection103PENANA0VxfrFZsJo 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAuZGLsRU8yR
8964 copyright protection103PENANAEIn7KHgu09 維尼
「沒關係,多一分力總是好事,經驗可以彌補幽默感不足。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAY3w3fsYC0a 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAtj8LUcsqlu
8964 copyright protection103PENANAwjYuLeIoVS 維尼
「我擔心的是,大家都看不到在空中的那個嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAAIIPByiiJb 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAipF6TZAYTB
8964 copyright protection103PENANAxpqFwf9kKV 維尼
半空,受之盂無情地嘲笑眾生。8964 copyright protection103PENANABqfqObRifd 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANArWmHiEcVBD
8964 copyright protection103PENANAeqqsebMIjs 維尼
「我們還是先專注在遊戲規則上吧。」康康提議。8964 copyright protection103PENANAmMirrrvkQB 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAc2v7owWBuM
8964 copyright protection103PENANAgdFvfuMJRh 維尼
今晚的活動共設有八個遊戲環節。每輪公布題型後,二隊需派出至少一名成員參與,每名成員點數為7點,參加人數愈多獲得點數愈高,反之則扣點。勝負將由搖滾區的五千名觀眾通過QR code決定,採取搶分制,先累積到50點的隊伍即為贏家。8964 copyright protection103PENANAb64h4nqxj2 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAxSr7niSxDh
8964 copyright protection103PENANAXLa5DS6QUc 維尼
為體恤參賽者可能遭遇幽默表現的瓶頸,主辦單位特別準備了五張效果卡:反轉和替身,跟你賭身家和投降輸一半,以及坐板凳。二造可視情況靈活運用,增添競賽樂趣。8964 copyright protection103PENANAQjB5hYTYuX 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAD982nXFmLQ
8964 copyright protection103PENANAQWjTjQWmO0 維尼
「首先第一個遊戲是,模仿搞笑!」8964 copyright protection103PENANA9Tvbnf8nLw 維尼
107Please respect copyright.PENANAOQmfUrCAF9
216.73.216.144
ns216.73.216.144da2