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No Plagiarism!7QMLyAKb5y55pVhB0v3Wposted on PENANA 賽巴斯丁正駕車穿梭在夜晚街頭,街燈的光影從車窗外掠過,讓略顯疲憊的臉隱沒在閃爍的光源中。8964 copyright protection105PENANAgM7bQ2VoDo 維尼
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不知為何事情總類似蟲類有趨光性般,這幾日他除了協尋太田的蹤跡,也忙著爆量的載客勤務。雖然感謝能夠補足前陣子沒賺到的伙食費,但這種高強度的工作量仍讓他大喊吃不消。8964 copyright protection105PENANAq26DM4k0GB 維尼
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為什麼不是生在一個主角金錢無慮的作品裡面呢?懇請乾爹客倌提供抖內——「小黑你最近很不受控噢。」賽巴斯丁制止。8964 copyright protection105PENANApodb2fvJka 維尼
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突然,車內『馬勒』的《第九號交響曲。第一樂章》被手機鈴聲嘎然中止,掃了一眼畫面卻是未顯示來電。蹙眉,心中閃過一絲不安,已經下班的他本想無視,手手卻不聽使喚按下接聽。8964 copyright protection105PENANAud6BCzbZNN 維尼
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「賽巴斯丁,好久不見呀。手的狀況還好嗎?」擴音話筒那傳來彼得潘帶著輕快的語氣。8964 copyright protection105PENANATCRzPcW7F9 維尼
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「哦,你還不知道嗎?太田下了對抗賽的戰帖,就在23俱樂部,還特地邀請一些老朋友過去呢。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAib28zSRWji 維尼
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太田這傢伙還真是挑釁啊。賽巴斯丁忖度,下意識握緊方向盤。8964 copyright protection105PENANANvLCzN5wqq 維尼
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這些都是曾和劉向說要放棄搞笑的人,結果他們都跑到敵方陣營了嗎?8964 copyright protection105PENANASjs6kXbLrd 維尼
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「為什麼你要跟我說這個訊息?」一個插撥,是達哥來電。他並無馬上中止對話,現在情報越多越好。8964 copyright protection105PENANAQmAVLitmN5 維尼
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「這麼想知道啊?那你來接我——」切斷。隔幾秒後手機又響起,「太過份了!怎麼你跟康康一樣都在欺負我?」8964 copyright protection105PENANAVNYTsj2Avd 維尼
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對方掛斷電話。他旋即回撥給阿達,聽筒傳來急切聲調。8964 copyright protection105PENANA4ak8YWa5vc 維尼
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結束通話,趁著等紅燈空隙降下車窗並點起菸。彼得潘究竟在圖謀什麼?他有諸多懷疑,確無一個肯定。可以結論的是,他幫助太田他們蒐集情感能量必和珊妮有關。雖說先前已經抑制『返祖』過程,但自從上次她讓照明奉令行事的狀況,能夠看出封印業已動搖。他原本懷疑是因為跟非人們在一起的影響,實際情形跟她內心狀況可能更有密切關係。8964 copyright protection105PENANAIsUa6shASN 維尼
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想這麼多也沒用,走一步算一步吧。他踩下油門,朝23俱樂部駛去。8964 copyright protection105PENANAp9zqWBO2g3 維尼
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賽巴斯丁才剛走到23旁邊的康是美,便看見達康、菜冠和劉向站在公車站牌前抽菸,顯然等候多時。康康喝著紅牛飲料神情顯得冷靜,至於阿達則有些興奮地談論帶肢體動作,貌似對今晚的對決充滿期待。8964 copyright protection105PENANAsLkWw2JtVZ 維尼
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「達哥。」他打招呼,後者點了點頭。8964 copyright protection105PENANA9Vo8vjH3g3 維尼
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「今晚恐怕不會平靜。」康康說。8964 copyright protection105PENANAJXIbIpbYGD 維尼
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「沒事,我們什麼大風大浪沒見過。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAaLlk7M6GeH 維尼
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「你們知道今晚對抗賽的內容嗎?」8964 copyright protection105PENANAWNeCfHj85s 維尼
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「還不清楚,但不管比賽是什麼形式,我們都不會輸的。」冠冠說。8964 copyright protection105PENANAZ4rplLqU84 維尼
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「我不懂你的自信從哪裡來的。」劉向手邊隨時預備一桶冷水。8964 copyright protection105PENANAAyBnBuM7uc 維尼
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「這種場面不正是你的拿手好戲嗎?」康康拍了拍他的肩。8964 copyright protection105PENANAhwTdUJlUGQ 維尼
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「我的確一直都在俯視你。」不是物理上那種!8964 copyright protection105PENANAIqxgPIrP1t 維尼
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「那我們呢?」菜冠睜著水汪汪雙眼。8964 copyright protection105PENANAttNMxelKbl 維尼
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賽巴斯丁淡淡一笑,看他們還有餘力互虧,大有談笑間,強虜灰飛煙滅的陣前從容。8964 copyright protection105PENANAEk1GBMo6hb 維尼
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「你們都到啦?」看到彼得潘推開23大門出來,眾人收拾心情嚴陣以待。「大家幹嘛那麼緊張?」8964 copyright protection105PENANAvxKFpy9JjT 維尼
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「為什麼他會在?」菜頭語調顫抖,顯然還未脫離當初的陰霾。8964 copyright protection105PENANApNaXIOpoyT 維尼
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「嘛嘛,小狐狸別怕,我不會對你怎麼樣,就是來看戲的。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAeatehyISkR 維尼
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「我剛剛去驗票啊,」他拿出兩張感熱紙,「賽巴斯丁,我們坐一起喔。」8964 copyright protection105PENANA8WE5m56Bxj 維尼
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「你們變好朋友了?」阿達問。8964 copyright protection105PENANAdtIHwHiDx2 維尼
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「看他今晚表現。」他走到彼得潘身邊,俯身說,「我知道你的計畫。」先嚇嚇他。8964 copyright protection105PENANA9p1aWGATLy 維尼
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「你怎麼知道我已經訂好房間了?」聽見這番毫無遮掩的發言,直男們下意識後退一步。8964 copyright protection105PENANA6ee8bcZ3jB 維尼
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「美是不分性別的。」他刻意看向阿達。8964 copyright protection105PENANAI84DWOKH8d 維尼
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「所以大家都在下面了嗎?」康康拉住快暴走的搭檔說。8964 copyright protection105PENANATgK0snxNYb 維尼
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「沒有喔,今天參賽組別很多這裡塞不下,他們都在另外一個場所。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAsvZJl6MYsl 維尼
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「這邊比較好製造入口嘛,感謝克里希那的連夜辛勞。」這個慣老闆。8964 copyright protection105PENANAA0gJHDLYSM 維尼
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他拉開俱樂部的玻璃門,原本往地下室的階梯竟變成一道夾雜電閃的漩渦裂縫。做出迎賓手勢,宣告眾人進入他所設定的決戰舞台。8964 copyright protection105PENANAnkfUEuqBFj 維尼
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或者是陷阱?8964 copyright protection105PENANAOsbcs2DWAk 維尼
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「你們也可以棄權,但現場數萬名的觀眾後續如何,我可就沒數了。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAU93NBN2hdE 維尼
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康康率先邁出一步,被劉向拉住衣角。8964 copyright protection105PENANAqZZ5S0AtmG 維尼
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「不入虎穴,焉得虎子。」他毫無遲疑走進通道中。8964 copyright protection105PENANAqNfA7jtWzi 維尼
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「達康是不可分割的一體。」阿達跟著進去。8964 copyright protection105PENANAuMwf98rwc2 維尼
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菜冠互視一眼,牽著彼此入場。8964 copyright protection105PENANAXdfWwIyfm1 維尼
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「萬一全軍覆沒怎麼辦?我留守。」才說完,賽巴斯丁叫出墨煙異獸,狼狽的劉向嚷嚷著被迫下場。8964 copyright protection105PENANAcMevPPOmld 維尼
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甫過通道,眼前風景霎時遼闊。與棒球場等大的空間扇形展開,中央搭建起演唱會等級的舞台,震耳欲聾的《好了啦達康》主題曲與座無虛席的觀眾談話聲交疊,盛況程度不輸周董的首波大巨蛋演唱。8964 copyright protection105PENANAvnvaHwsXGd 維尼
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是的,達康終於信守對粉絲的承諾,來到大巨蛋開演了。8964 copyright protection105PENANA7lPL4hPu4Y 維尼
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「沒想到會以這種形式來到這裡啊。」阿達感嘆。8964 copyright protection105PENANA0i2zikYSGw 維尼
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「你是怎麼辦到的?」賽巴斯丁不可思議,眼前這幾萬人的陣仗可不是單單操控人心的力量就能辦到。8964 copyright protection105PENANAquVcUBz0Uy 維尼
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「適逢台積電破千點,我就出清幾百張庫存囉。」前二天台股重挫你就是兇手嗎!8964 copyright protection105PENANAoXIgAc3SfP 維尼
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「老闆好,我是笑太夫集團的團長阿達,不知是否有興趣來個小小合作?」他拿出名片臉上堆滿諂媚笑容。「如果您有什麼商品或資訊想宣傳的,不管狗或馬的都抓來替您出力⋯⋯康康你扯我幹嘛?」8964 copyright protection105PENANArcYAwtAX5k 維尼
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「你一個人太沒誠意了,彼得⋯⋯不對,潘董!我是同劇團總監的康康,先前飛機上諸多冒犯,希望您大人不記小人過,商演價格方面絕對漂亮讓您滿意。然後,剛剛無意聽見您和阿丁的私談,倘若晚上需要人陪侍,我相信我們團長絕對樂意全身心服務!」8964 copyright protection105PENANACETTuwOlWA 維尼
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幹!阿達內心咆哮,搭檔挖洞怎麼像他吐槽一樣又快又準,不能讓他得逞。8964 copyright protection105PENANAKjwvRBR3CA 維尼
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「潘董,您看我這粗皮大鬍子的,手腳又笨,您不如選才華洋溢的總監,他歌喉好會跳舞,可作為用膳時的餘興節目。之後深夜的成人活動,其調情技術亦屬上乘,重點是,188的長腿絕對賞心悅目!」8964 copyright protection105PENANAFw8poj2NI8 維尼
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「潘董,雖然身高是我的優勢,但漫漫長夜,想必您有很多姿勢想要解鎖,我的筋骨非常硬可能無法配合您的需求,這時我們團長就派得上用場了。在做划船機運動的他核心肌群非常強健,加上158小隻馬非常好操控,您想玩『直升機』都不在話下!偷偷說一句,」他傾身反手掩口,「阿達喜歡跪趴。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAohsMa1d5lJ 維尼
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「政客!」衝三小啊?「我才沒有喜歡噢。」少來你滿享受的吧。「撇除這不談一直推銷我幹嘛?」你也像在菜市場叫賣一樣把我賣掉哇!「為了團你犧牲一下。」怎麼不是犧牲你?「我被消費了十年還不夠嗎!」我也被忘詞標籤綁很久了呀!8964 copyright protection105PENANAX2ELTHsvKo 維尼
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見二人爭執不下,彼得潘淡淡說了:「可是兩位都想要。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAUVEwBAtjpG 維尼
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「願作犬馬效勞。」二人齊聲鞠躬。8964 copyright protection105PENANAMA7Ee8Mdrt 維尼
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菜冠無言看著達康的巴結行徑,暗自決定以後絕對不要變成這種骯髒大人。8964 copyright protection105PENANAEMQheSjZT4 維尼
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「我也好想換老闆。」丁哥?「不是我不是我,小黑又再亂說話!」8964 copyright protection105PENANAVnDHa7BuDX 維尼
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「還是一樣熱鬧呢。」陌生的電子音。8964 copyright protection105PENANAE1WN6aJIQ8 維尼
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賽巴斯丁看向左邊,太田穿著一套純白狩衣筆直立在舞台旁,寬鬆衣襬輕輕垂下,過長衣袖藏匿雙手,袖口處隱約可見數抹紅色繡線,臉上配戴的青鬼面具與如雪狩衣相互映照,令他宛若在能劇中扮演的神祇。8964 copyright protection105PENANAiIac04cZ7B 維尼
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「太田,不用再戴著面具了吧,我們都知道是你。」8964 copyright protection105PENANA3xlFOEyYSe 維尼
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「我不是太田。」他拿下,面具後的臉孔赫然是三木。8964 copyright protection105PENANAhwhuAJ4z6V 維尼
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「你才是主謀?」眾人嘩然,被誤導了。8964 copyright protection105PENANAgR00f5AZrD 維尼
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「沒錯。被一張相片騙到,你們真是笨啊!」8964 copyright protection105PENANANOsAwrTdbr 維尼
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「所以我才說不要太相信他啊。」劉向馬後炮。8964 copyright protection105PENANAIvfu2GZIk4 維尼
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看到三木一改前面畏縮態度,賽巴斯丁胸口升起莫名的違和感。8964 copyright protection105PENANAORGKemzbAo 維尼
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「所以,我們今晚是要進行什麼對抗賽?」8964 copyright protection105PENANAqbFeOMsW0f 維尼
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對方神秘一笑,輕輕拍了拍手。隨著掌聲響起,身後空間張開二道裂縫,暴羅、大女子集團、溱會灰與哈利魚貫走出。他們身穿統一的白色狩衣,呈放射狀站在三木二側,神情自信並帶有不加掩飾的敵意。8964 copyright protection105PENANAHaUDrIxDwh 維尼
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三木的手一揮,舞台屏幕瞬間切換,呈現出今夜所有參賽者的對視畫面。畫面中央燃起熾烈的『紅白搞笑合戰』火焰字樣,場館內的歡呼聲跟著飛揚。8964 copyright protection105PENANA2boNLl7vW0 維尼
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「欸你怎麼抄我們的企劃!」『搞笑救星』的阿量在搖滾區站起來吶喊,但被觀眾聲浪蓋過無法傳到台上。8964 copyright protection105PENANA4eedvKuvjo 維尼
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「你們是打算一次得罪『面白』和『NHK』兩大製作嗎?」賽巴斯丁無語。8964 copyright protection105PENANAm1nav96Jyh 維尼
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「我可不管這些,只要今晚大家能夠玩得開心,もう十分だ。」三木露出孩童般純真笑顏。8964 copyright protection105PENANASiRF7uvcS0 維尼
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「說得好,雖然身處敵營,你終究還是心繫搞笑。」阿達與搭檔相視一秒,「不管怎麼樣,我們會取得最後的座墊!」8964 copyright protection105PENANAB3Kf9Yvv0C 維尼
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康康變出羽扇,旋即化為紙扇放在肩上淡淡回應。8964 copyright protection105PENANA1ywBs7Ju8n 維尼
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「我就讓你瞧瞧,今晚誰是King of Manzai。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAq2Bx9QWq63 維尼
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雙方火藥味十足地對峙,氣氛迅速升溫。賽巴斯丁環顧四周,感覺到一股無形壓力充斥在空氣中。他們今晚將面臨的,不僅是搞笑技藝的較量,更是意志與信念的對決。他微微點頭,心中暗自下定決心,今晚,他們絕不會退縮。8964 copyright protection105PENANAFuA3QOqnWp 維尼
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「欸?」康康突然詫異看著手中紙扇,「我居然變成功了,第一次耶!」8964 copyright protection105PENANAn4TCAhIBHg 維尼
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「你看一下場合發言好嗎?」8964 copyright protection105PENANAhVCkgO72wx 維尼
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臨近演出時間的一小時後,舞台燈光終於轉暗,聚光燈旋即落在舞台中央。隨著笛聲悠揚響起,一位穿著赤紋服的藍膚女性緩步走上舞台,她身姿婀娜,撐起前襟的偉大巨物隨著步伐明顯晃動,吸引了在場所有男性目光。那正是化身為女性的克里希那,配合官寺佈景扮著巫女的她每個動作都充滿優雅與魅力。8964 copyright protection105PENANA0WB2Po1IS5 維尼
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克里希那舉起話筒,用別於之前的磁性嗓音說道。8964 copyright protection105PENANA1p4mK8cAj6 維尼
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「歡迎各位來到今晚的紅白搞笑合戰!在這個不尋常的夜裡,搞笑火花將在這舞台上盡情綻放!」她停頓片刻,眨了眨眼,故意賣弄一絲神秘感。「今晚對決不單是搞笑表演,而是一場超越極限的笑聲對抗,參賽者們將使出渾身解數,讓各位成為愉快的俘虜!」8964 copyright protection105PENANAKxYiN8rzhR 維尼
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她昂首享受如白浪湧上的歡呼,五秒後作出一個稍安勿躁的手勢,聲潮逐漸退去,視線投向台下。8964 copyright protection105PENANAvTNWyFo64w 維尼
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「那麼,為了搞笑前仆後繼的殉道者們,準備好了嗎?」她伸出手,指向台下雙方對陣者,似乎在挑起他們的鬥志。8964 copyright protection105PENANAOU4mziJQr1 維尼
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「接下來,有請雙方登場,」克里希那微微傾身,挑逗目光逐一掃過每位參賽者,語氣略帶興奮地顫抖。「用你們的才華與熱情,點燃這片舞台吧!」8964 copyright protection105PENANAstU63ojqHp 維尼
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一聲令下,舞台燈光瞬間轉為對比的鮮紅純白,紅白二隊的參賽者們相繼走上舞台。相比於白方的神職裝扮,紅方則換上黑色法服,肩掛一襲紅色披巾的行腳僧形象。雙方中央站定,目光交錯,頗有飛鳥時代的國教爭鬥之影,火藥味十足。克里希那站在舞台一側,微笑著凝視這場即將開始的激烈對決,彷彿也對接下來的每個笑點充滿期待。8964 copyright protection105PENANA2bGkLWfjVZ 維尼
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「開始前,介紹遊戲規則——」8964 copyright protection105PENANA7E6HnRTSRf 維尼
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剛要講解,舞台側突然傳來「砰!」的一聲巨響。觀眾目光齊刷過去,接著便見到下落不明的春雨赫然現身。他們前後滾上舞台,聖博摔倒在地,滿臉狼狽地爬起,肩膀上還掛著一小段破裂的背景布,像披風一樣拖在身後,頭髮亂糟糟的驚魂未定。8964 copyright protection105PENANAVjPbVQPBlM 維尼
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「誰把道具放得這麼隨便!」照明嘴裡抱怨地踉蹌站起。8964 copyright protection105PENANAYRZssPsfJ0 維尼
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「下次你別推我,我早說過這條路線不好走!」聖博忍不住回嘴。8964 copyright protection105PENANAJgKGWpAqZN 維尼
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照明翻了個白眼,拍掉僧服上的灰塵,朝觀眾擠出一個尷尬笑容。8964 copyright protection105PENANAiVEXSZQJEk 維尼
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「大家好,照明與聖博已經熱身完畢!」8964 copyright protection105PENANAoLAXOKRBeJ 維尼
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「沒想到我們有意外訪客呢,歡迎春雨!」主持人不禁忍俊掩口說,「他們以『捨身技』作為今晚開場,不愧是全身心奉獻給搞笑的男人啊!」舞台下抱以熱情回應。至於春雨則邊互相指責,邊努力保持鎮定,退到紅方陣營。8964 copyright protection105PENANAF7h1E8gEZJ 維尼
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「你們沒事吧?」阿達擔憂問。8964 copyright protection105PENANAx5TcrFThJ5 維尼
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「我們沒什麼大礙,」照明重點說明他們當晚被剝奪部分情感能量的經過,「只是作為戰力可能稍嫌不足,要請你們多擔當了。」8964 copyright protection105PENANARR8kHCDO0i 維尼
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「沒關係,多一分力總是好事,經驗可以彌補幽默感不足。」8964 copyright protection105PENANAR2DDqB5hDR 維尼
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「我擔心的是,大家都看不到在空中的那個嗎?」8964 copyright protection105PENANARvsw3kChuE 維尼
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半空,受之盂無情地嘲笑眾生。8964 copyright protection105PENANAlEo3ZvYxmQ 維尼
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「我們還是先專注在遊戲規則上吧。」康康提議。8964 copyright protection105PENANAU3C0wvLUSR 維尼
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今晚的活動共設有八個遊戲環節。每輪公布題型後,二隊需派出至少一名成員參與,每名成員點數為7點,參加人數愈多獲得點數愈高,反之則扣點。勝負將由搖滾區的五千名觀眾通過QR code決定,採取搶分制,先累積到50點的隊伍即為贏家。8964 copyright protection105PENANA858u5Swd2b 維尼
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為體恤參賽者可能遭遇幽默表現的瓶頸,主辦單位特別準備了五張效果卡:反轉和替身,跟你賭身家和投降輸一半,以及坐板凳。二造可視情況靈活運用,增添競賽樂趣。8964 copyright protection105PENANANEzn14R5yY 維尼
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