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「沒錯,媽媽是鬼,爸爸是人。後來我出生後,島民怪我血統不純,說我不配待在島上,就把我裝進桃子丟到海裡。然後我就漂啊漂漂啊漂⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection122PENANATb7VcGPgxg 維尼
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「你知道鬼跟桃子有一樣的地方嗎?」哈利搖頭,「首先,桃的日文叫もも,」舉起左手,「鬼叫おに。」舉起右手,「你看,もも和おに,聽起來是不是很像?」做出抓奶動作。8964 copyright protection122PENANA9CI52Q8sqU 維尼
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「你念快點就很像啦!」三木快速念出一連串的もも,接著在O音鬼轉おに。8964 copyright protection122PENANAcK4dPqijOH 維尼
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「這件事要從我準備去鬼島的旅行開始說起。那時候我帶著粟団子(あわだんご),想找夥伴一起打鬼。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAvUNWv2bjo4 維尼
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「是的,我先遇到一隻狗在甲賀郡,牠脖子上綁著一條領巾,有山城圖案的。我拿出団子,狗吃完說:『哼,団子不錯吃,但我可不是普通狗。』」8964 copyright protection122PENANAFaFi75XFq0 維尼
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「接著我又遇到了一隻猴子,牠也有綁著領巾,只是圖案變成雲。牠一樣吃掉我給的糰子,說:『我可是鬼島情報頭子,一眼就看出你有鬼族血統!』」8964 copyright protection122PENANAKySg5crR3n 維尼
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「最後遇到了一隻雞,牠身上沒有綁任何領巾,但閉起來的右眼有刀疤。狗和猴子一看到牠,叫我趕快把団子拿出來,還要土下座不能看牠吃東西。雞吃了団子後,說如果想牠加入,要通過一個試驗。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA8MdkMAV632 維尼
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「雞說了一個故事:『從前從前,有一個住在村裡的窮人,他每天辛苦種田,唯一的朋友是一隻紅色羽毛的雞叫『金金』,因為牠的羽毛在陽光下閃閃發光,就像黃金一樣,所以窮人取這個名字給牠。』」雞的名字怎麼聽起來有點色色的?8964 copyright protection122PENANAliG9tB2db3 維尼
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「有一天,窮人到河邊打水,不小心滑倒了,金金掉進河裡。他正要跳下去救雞的時候,突然冒出一位神仙從河裡。祂問:『你掉的是這隻金金(きんきん),還是這隻銀銀(ぎんぎん)呢?』請問,金金きんきんぎんぎんどっち?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAPlYRo98lcJ 維尼
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「是きん⋯⋯不對,是金金。好難念!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAcdrFCKBNo1 維尼
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「沒錯,窮人說:『都不是,我掉的是我的好朋友金金。』神仙聽了,十分喜歡他很誠實,除了金金還給他,還把きんきんぎんぎん都一起給他,從此,窮人便成了有錢人,過著幸福快樂的日子!おめでとうおめでとう。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAdCV6jISKv5 維尼
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「就是把金金きんきんぎんぎん都念正確!」好無聊!8964 copyright protection122PENANApkzNAX9EDT 維尼
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「當然啦,牠們都是忍者村的。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAw5967krSio 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANANZ7F5UFEGo
8964 copyright protection122PENANAjLNYkqsTzE 維尼
「狗跟猴子也是?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAdCzOQxBXw2 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAKO9SZxgAsC
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「是的,狗是甲賀,猴子是伊賀。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAx5A0Hwl7TW 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAE1qhk3bV0i
8964 copyright protection122PENANAjyml9ruAfJ 維尼
「這兩個忍者流派不是水火不容嗎?為什麼牠們都聽雞的話?」8964 copyright protection122PENANATwZOP1qpdY 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANALX6AphucwZ
8964 copyright protection122PENANAMgzSaT72Su 維尼
「因為雞也是他們的師匠。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAW1aKiVgQNK 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAnb5MG4S4mi
8964 copyright protection122PENANARZhRl7IIaN 維尼
「太狂了這雞。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAQ9AdAXO0ML 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANArV42XrYwOH
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「總之,狗和猴子好像也是牠派來的。所以這三隻就跟我一起去鬼島。」8964 copyright protection122PENANANAqQrXScWf 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAkRC9s6g7or
8964 copyright protection122PENANA1ZUNuYUwya 維尼
「然後準備大戰一場,對吧?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAz98Boyj0ns 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAKEyNK2t8Hn
8964 copyright protection122PENANA5brKLEUeEB 維尼
「才不是,一到鬼島,鬼王看到我就喊:『ももちゃん!』」8964 copyright protection122PENANAe8YPVZ3eTm 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAkYaa18SG8W
8964 copyright protection122PENANAxuMC8lUK2j 維尼
「為什麼叫得那麼親密啊!」8964 copyright protection122PENANArOUTDJw1J1 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAaTGucWVi0s
8964 copyright protection122PENANAjJfkwccqWp 維尼
「因為我是他們丟掉的小孩啊!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAxEaFNpFstZ 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAr5xKjz019R
8964 copyright protection122PENANAfkTXyKGJp7 維尼
「鬼王直接認親?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAr3HIyY5x48 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAnV0fKHoVp3
8964 copyright protection122PENANAkRqThKXTR6 維尼
「對啊,當場抱住我,說:『這些年你去哪了,我們很想你啊!』」8964 copyright protection122PENANA0DV7a7DatM 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANANWaAwrl1JN
8964 copyright protection122PENANAZEP0nTvtTi 維尼
「等一下,鬼族不是說你血統不純才丟了你嗎?怎麼還會想你?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAdZ8U23McFq 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA1PL1Cy0v4E
8964 copyright protection122PENANA89jB5f2Nkc 維尼
「因為他們發現,像我這樣的半鬼,正是證明人鬼友好。所以當我回去時,他們都很高興。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAT8xKgobW9c 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAU9jpxHCRf2
8964 copyright protection122PENANAzkyA9jKpbt 維尼
「所以你們就談和了?」8964 copyright protection122PENANA0ZMmwHvVGE 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAVTyZteEnAS
8964 copyright protection122PENANAA4JuM3ocBR 維尼
「對,狗給方法,猴子講話,雞就像大將一樣站在後面啥也不說,最後鬼族就和村子簽了和平協議。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA6u1cqCrVvq 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAdWTbzBAEp0
8964 copyright protection122PENANArlhp4KiBTr 維尼
「那村民怎麼會以為你打贏了鬼?」8964 copyright protection122PENANA7L4b9mhRoB 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAVhcE8cneaz
8964 copyright protection122PENANAkTNGCZTkfq 維尼
「因為我帶了特產回去,村民就覺得這是我搶來的,說我是英雄。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA8oVXCK2biT 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAczbBpPTjAK
8964 copyright protection122PENANA7IENNvcTQQ 維尼
「所以這個打鬼傳說根本是誤會啊!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAF5e8UhHXzo 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAr3xbY2PLQZ
8964 copyright protection122PENANAWOJwbj2e8c 維尼
「沒錯,我根本連刀都沒拔出來過!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAG42wLL1kUX 維尼
「一毛不拔!」8964 copyright protection122PENANA0Wt9YyqqsO 維尼
「你說什麼?」三木狐疑。8964 copyright protection122PENANAKY3AaIT68J 維尼
「沒事,剛剛那個沒中。太妙了,不費一兵一卒,你根本就是袁方!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAGhk0Mmo5QH 維尼
「聽不懂,他是誰?」8964 copyright protection122PENANA1d0hjm2TNn 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAWRl9Br5tr1
8964 copyright protection122PENANAWx79QWd1gK 維尼
「也沒中。」哈利咋舌,「總之今天三木桑告訴我們,遇到紛爭不是靠武力,而是透過談判獲得和平結果。」8964 copyright protection122PENANATtoPZQoNEu 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAfBJvJUlHbY
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「聽不懂,我沒有去談判?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAC2zELSM9w0 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAHYd545yrmV
8964 copyright protection122PENANAMDw5XqvF1W 維尼
「對對,多虧了GOUST、MAKIYO和雞場,擁有一個強力後援才是最重要的。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAZvXvCiZOCN 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA3SsU66rxaI
8964 copyright protection122PENANAnNymnZ8lPM 維尼
「聽不懂,りしれ供さ小?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAekRMt24XCj 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAVjPgYRi78h
8964 copyright protection122PENANAZy8iES1CDn 維尼
「GOUST是狗思,就狗的謀略,猴因為是靠牠的辯才,所以是monkey口,雞場就氣場⋯⋯」見現場氣氛冷靜,哈利尷尬說,「對,我在說諧音梗。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAeKOgfjBqYt 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAyBq4PdNsSy
8964 copyright protection122PENANAC1aTGGiayr 維尼
「不好笑ね。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAyQC2KShAUW 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAGSgQ2fpmLQ
8964 copyright protection122PENANAfdUC9CNrIU 維尼
「是是是,和平大使桑。不過啊,如果是我,我肯定不是什麼桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAaIeRp7lZfR 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAP6JFE86xCh
8964 copyright protection122PENANAPV9CjkEJU5 維尼
「那你是什麼?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAWWBusujlcV 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAg0PUdOPzJK
8964 copyright protection122PENANAphtWKQGG85 維尼
「我是逃太郎,逃跑的逃。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAT6ca2TqyHC 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAHuZlYNttPR
8964 copyright protection122PENANAmwxJ0vggJx 維尼
「逃太郎?這聽起來就很沒志氣啊!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAIsWve0BlkD 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAoTjwBzO6si
8964 copyright protection122PENANAZZh4QyI0F7 維尼
「志氣高才會出事啊,這麼高摔下來不就死很慘?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAxDhYquO6zP 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAbEhZy9zZVp
8964 copyright protection122PENANAzIv73dAkXH 維尼
「你用降落傘?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAHTvudPtMBn 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAbinNd0es5y
8964 copyright protection122PENANA6TlvMyLto7 維尼
「喂~只是比喻噢。」哈利拍搭檔的肩,「所以你看我才那麼矮,做人就是要低調。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAuvY8nGEUL9 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAPzsHZngUiz
8964 copyright protection122PENANA8aoUNubKQY 維尼
「那你叫矮太郎好了。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAsTRmifadRd 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAk7FZyMrTs4
8964 copyright protection122PENANAtMyzQRtc6d 維尼
「好難聽,這樣我出去還怎麼找對象?」8964 copyright protection122PENANA1bsolyPs2y 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANApuzatlQArv
8964 copyright protection122PENANAcAFEqRfsdt 維尼
「你不是有輝夜姬了嗎?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAFqdMh03YHf 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAu8aQKLhRXV
8964 copyright protection122PENANABjeCrJr03v 維尼
「欸對,我忘記我還在演逃太郎。」哈利猛然想起。「總之,人生安全第一啊!你從桃子裡生出來,我不一樣,我是從椰子裡滾出來的,還被一堆土匪追著跑。」8964 copyright protection122PENANALABRtB9XpE 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANADL2H0ElPTK
8964 copyright protection122PENANAFsoG5mPM9Q 維尼
「那你怎麼活下來的?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAUvNdGBWu40 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAtEaTlvzSKJ
8964 copyright protection122PENANA2VWwPFc2hH 維尼
「簡單啊,因為撿到我的爺爺家是浪浪之家。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAdvCNjjdCgq 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANARKWu7oHhPH
8964 copyright protection122PENANAXwaXvi95Xl 維尼
「那是什麼?」8964 copyright protection122PENANADMEFHU3cXe 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAxNXTEoUgEx
8964 copyright protection122PENANAQYhxHrdR2w 維尼
「就是收留流浪動物的地方,家裡有鶴、一寸法師、小白狗,還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAtjOndUWv5v 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8wPiZmqi3
8964 copyright protection122PENANAt3qmvcn4rV 維尼
「黑白供,那不是其它的故事嗎?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAanbXooGfrG 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ73my1n4Z
8964 copyright protection122PENANAAc5J1ljfo1 維尼
「不是說我的版本不一樣嗎?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAcuSB1IURby 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAjA6J78Ha5k
8964 copyright protection122PENANA5rah8NIoCa 維尼
「所以《鶴的報恩》是雞,《一寸法師》是猴子,那《輝夜姬》呢?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAByitnLrSMU 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAMAzMohly2x
8964 copyright protection122PENANANGBeSaYed8 維尼
「她是課金玩家才能獲得的稀有魔寵!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAGR7jRDeQnA 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAO9mKHd8WM3
8964 copyright protection122PENANAFxC2zkMe37 維尼
「什麼東西亂七八糟欸。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAU5Fidncee6 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANATbphQDzpmU
8964 copyright protection122PENANAN4W5yGHF3F 維尼
「因為小白狗被隔壁鄰居害死,牠的靈魂回來告訴我院子的枯木下有埋寶箱,挖出來後要把牠的骨灰撒下去,隔日櫻木就盛開了花朵,美不勝收。後來我們就靠箱子裡面的財寶幫鶴姊和一哥成立製衣工廠,以及收賞花門票。」8964 copyright protection122PENANARXqzo0KphR 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAdx3YenFAjF
8964 copyright protection122PENANAavRIjNe6ON 維尼
「靠——夭,這是《花咲爺爺》吧?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAcSDHeDFmVV 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANACj1nDkBmRO
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「那天,一位浪跡天涯的動物商人造訪村裡,據爺爺說他手頭上有『稀有魔寵』。我因為好奇便跟著爺爺跑過去看,然後我們看到了關在籠裡的輝夜姬。當我詢問她如何使用力量時,她只有遙指天際。那一刻,我彷彿看到了月亮上灑下來的光輝。8964 copyright protection122PENANAxBq4sIPFlv 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ1ChlfjS2
8964 copyright protection122PENANAcU1YK8j53P 維尼
聽商人說她是在一個機緣得到的稀罕商品,擁有這隻魔寵就可以瞬間翻轉人生。但看到身著素衣,淡漠無語的她,我只有一見鍾情,無論她擁有什麼力量都不在乎。於是我懇求爺爺,幾乎蕩盡家產將她從商人那裡買過來。8964 copyright protection122PENANA1PVNHLwDwI 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA2ssAefiSkG
8964 copyright protection122PENANAiahpbfBTx0 維尼
成為我們家一份子的輝夜姬說,她其實是為了與我相遇才刻意被商人抓住,目的是為了要協助完成我的使命:討伐在鬼島上的鬼。可是我嚴正拒絕了這份要求。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA5eh2CAEllB 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA9xBdPiUjiO
8964 copyright protection122PENANAwgJjf0N9Fz 維尼
「你還是去打鬼比較好吧?」8964 copyright protection122PENANARYNtLcRdul 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAK1Dk8kqr6t
8964 copyright protection122PENANA3u1GoDX84y 維尼
「怎麼可能,我只會打折。」哈利臉呈無奈。8964 copyright protection122PENANAdOSHNqZWJg 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAkkbex0Go87
8964 copyright protection122PENANAJg2DQmD4eI 維尼
「什麼意思?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAn4EIiN7tjy 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAFZmfLKWoUU
8964 copyright protection122PENANA76MuyQrrv8 維尼
「你沒聽過嗎?打折打折,被打到骨折。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAHikasQVUWL 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAW0ME6Tppmh
8964 copyright protection122PENANAC5yGhHTV7J 維尼
「你好遜欸!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAINBxMYesdO 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAStXbsSgOLx
8964 copyright protection122PENANAqr31XkAsCe 維尼
「遜又如何?我可是還有個跑折角的技術!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAw9k2XeMTrt 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAcZUySV9dqO
8964 copyright protection122PENANA3zZUCQjNiO 維尼
「聽起來好像數學。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAcIt5WVkuqd 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAIapKLk4oYq
8964 copyright protection122PENANAjpMhdxuowF 維尼
「沒錯,這是一種幾何逃跑學問,堪稱藝術!」8964 copyright protection122PENANARyXajZoWsu 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANASCHYOlxfSm
8964 copyright protection122PENANAMcQmygGIZp 維尼
「讓夥伴幫忙呢?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAmeOY6uof6E 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA4Y0arLPu0F
8964 copyright protection122PENANAsWxV4hxfKx 維尼
「不要!」哈利一臉厭惡說,「那麼危險,我夥伴沒什麼戰鬥能力的。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAqD795X2fro 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA0QDlwkTAvn
8964 copyright protection122PENANApZEKi2tell 維尼
「一寸法師不是會打架嗎?而且還有鬼の小槌(オニのコヅチ)。」8964 copyright protection122PENANANva6JSBaOe 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAYSkpWfmvWf
8964 copyright protection122PENANA7kG9c10Gil 維尼
「哥哥的公主騎?三木好色!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAD2oTAs6ZZ3 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAdx6t80cxLv
8964 copyright protection122PENANAg3B3Hi1MaZ 維尼
「是鬼的槌子啊!」三木指著哈利,不屑地對觀眾說,「笨蛋欸。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAOHtyeisli4 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAzzaAzSRraH
8964 copyright protection122PENANA2OdeTkz8QW 維尼
「我又不懂日文⋯⋯」哈利委屈,「還沒上島打鬼,他怎麼會有鬼的小槌?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAtsenI390my 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAxt1FmuFpqt
8964 copyright protection122PENANAsdotoYFwYA 維尼
「你還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA6Lk5eMAVph 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAH32QIH0yHV
8964 copyright protection122PENANABAg8V8g3VF 維尼
「讓女人保護我像話嗎?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAcacRTN75li 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANACtRzTM1MrY
8964 copyright protection122PENANAqMlp6uCl4q 維尼
「そうですね,結果呢?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAR3KOksrQRi 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAGSRN4jVcmU
8964 copyright protection122PENANA1GtTpiyqgB 維尼
「我聽奶奶的話,去學校讀書了。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAydrV31jyOW 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAyrFd0dw9L5
8964 copyright protection122PENANAKJjtBcdEE8 維尼
「靠夭欸,幹嘛讀書?去打鬼呀!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAN0DIEgclHv 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANADVeYhkyjeR
8964 copyright protection122PENANAqbKBn2Y3zA 維尼
「知識就是力量。」哈利露出二頭肌。8964 copyright protection122PENANATP1xBoSaRQ 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAmev6P8rXaR
8964 copyright protection122PENANAhz7TKdZnCl 維尼
「你學了什麼?」8964 copyright protection122PENANA0XR7lXTpJN 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAwourjWEdc4
8964 copyright protection122PENANAwJ9gB5XSNM 維尼
「學刺青。」マジで?8964 copyright protection122PENANAdrPCGMUrxh 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA5YR2UgjBET
8964 copyright protection122PENANAwezaX4trlU 維尼
「因為一哥用針,所以當刺青師傅也是合情合理。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAyyKGiG2C1g 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAprRZJwnvDt
8964 copyright protection122PENANABwCT9X0eUH 維尼
「後來呢?」8964 copyright protection122PENANA7rVO6gO6vY 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAXm0VgQoQTA
8964 copyright protection122PENANAoVcAGUlSaH 維尼
「技術學會後我就在學校創立社團,開始用刺青賺大錢!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAvwzvDukEwv 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAHGSrBzr3WN
8964 copyright protection122PENANAZHgiymm2kH 維尼
「そうですね,可以賺很多錢。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAmTW7UmM1ig 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAbbeJObzLR1
8964 copyright protection122PENANAT4olzUUfXN 維尼
「是吧,三木桑有想過刺青嗎?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAc5IieyM2JR 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA4qoMy0TWny
8964 copyright protection122PENANAEYscVxVv0Z 維尼
「有想呢,但我怕痛。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAYbjzUCawM1 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAdgMi8ACttC
8964 copyright protection122PENANAkUB1II28gN 維尼
「沒事,我們『刺逃』標榜的就是無痛刺青。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA12dmsOAohC 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAoGqns1p9fi
8964 copyright protection122PENANAlqmGjITkP0 維尼
「你是說台語的『𨑨迌』嗎?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAVjfBY20JIv 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA8UypIj6vVd
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「對呢,不愧是住三重的三木桑,學台語比中文好呢。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA0vgXTsYFVU 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAXSNTzoYDDT
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「謝謝誇獎,那我來試一下好了。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA6aA3Z88blm 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAnMHhHNmeO9
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「嗯嗯,那我們先來簽合約喔。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA8ATPxm0U7o 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA7PKv2ICGPv
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「簽合約?」三木忽然有種即視感。8964 copyright protection122PENANAgYhPyoRfKb 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANACEUPBKmWTv
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「對的,刺青失敗要自己負責的合約。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAjDfK5C3CmH 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANALur45RU7Oj
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「沒有問題嗎這個?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAUyDs9cG57t 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAvhktDHh8Pk
8964 copyright protection122PENANAdcorpzll2X 維尼
「你先簽嘛。」哈利遞出。8964 copyright protection122PENANAgB4wjcwD8J 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAcfIKdGwQol
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「我簽好了。」三木遞回。8964 copyright protection122PENANAAZoUADvoAm 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAckiut0fM2G
8964 copyright protection122PENANAmKmNFGCgpt 維尼
「太好了刺失敗不用負責了——」哈利拿著文件轉圈圈。8964 copyright protection122PENANACkDeHv2qvo 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAyPKb0cADWd
8964 copyright protection122PENANASKZ7daCSq2 維尼
「不對吧!你要負責的吧!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAl0T9Ds1pPe 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAJMU1768aCQ
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「好,我們有三種刺青方式,針、雷射還有烙印可以選喔。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAgO9MzMU0bW 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAZqXf2A17xp
8964 copyright protection122PENANAS4yIx0jOZZ 維尼
「等等?這是我的段子啊!啊——」哈利拿了鐵烙直接壓在三木胸口。「幹你娘!我不是豬啊。」8964 copyright protection122PENANABFkrNSL50R 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA6jNO0OBJEZ
8964 copyright protection122PENANAsFJoqYDjm9 維尼
「好吧,那你想選哪個?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAbOqhs3XzvJ 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAmBqqIrNbvU
8964 copyright protection122PENANAiflhOEx4JO 維尼
「雷射吧,」三木揉著胸口,「感覺蠻先進的。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAK7qX8aGL7K 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAxffwKdd4WD
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「那你想選什麼圖案呢?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAMQtleq92oV 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA7FjmOyLhXQ
8964 copyright protection122PENANAoiCLPERwLO 維尼
「嗯⋯⋯兇一點的。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA74AGukDXgl 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAL5BDoAcjwk
8964 copyright protection122PENANAAXzKGau3EE 維尼
「那你覺得桃子怎麼樣呢?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAwrnGE1h2k8 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANArZuWjZOGFq
8964 copyright protection122PENANAINedqynEmF 維尼
「太兇了太兇了!」三木直揮手。8964 copyright protection122PENANAMajzOdhqNN 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAYoWv2UsKLe
8964 copyright protection122PENANAgDaSuHX2dl 維尼
「啊,我忘記對你來說那跟蟑螂一樣。」三木直搗頭,「那,刺鬼怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAwZCqOMQclm 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAfOmAFnSoB4
8964 copyright protection122PENANAfsl1DCJC1b 維尼
「不錯喔,我想刺紅鬼。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAEV3Zq3XmB5 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAaD97Sxi332
8964 copyright protection122PENANAAiqWkVfQDk 維尼
「色鬼,懶鬼,小氣鬼。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAN18ZAoradt 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANADuz4lrqwiz
8964 copyright protection122PENANAmGmdFiXgPZ 維尼
「你是不是在罵我?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAb6XvPdxxZ3 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAobHxqxoPM4
8964 copyright protection122PENANApYBqaugsZK 維尼
「錯覺喔,那刺字好嗎?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAPClW9sNqVe 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAR0hASLB1T7
8964 copyright protection122PENANAlMOhEEP63R 維尼
「いいね,很多外國人都有刺字。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAMgo2A5DYCg 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA5U2CaKN0Gl
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「左手刺清,右手刺清,右腳白,左腳白,合起來就是清清白白。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAwwbX3fCFVb 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA7CKkGHsBCa
8964 copyright protection122PENANAbUmJIGLV2i 維尼
「此地無銀三百兩!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAO60JUta7Hu 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAjc1j0p0vFS
8964 copyright protection122PENANAFSoUJxw0yS 維尼
「你居然知道這個成語?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAjy7FwxFjqU 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAIqZ8q3WSU1
8964 copyright protection122PENANAgWkSI6eajG 維尼
「女兒跟我說的。」三木叉腰一臉自豪。8964 copyright protection122PENANA6mvD0kXQ3J 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAIGYe4Av3iM
8964 copyright protection122PENANAv8dudfZxr0 維尼
「那刺個悲傷情歌?」8964 copyright protection122PENANA6up8KyrsjK 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAyIrjbFvegc
8964 copyright protection122PENANAwumoD8J6kw 維尼
「譬如?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAMumQDxLL2c 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAgz9AbiKjtm
8964 copyright protection122PENANAqtUFzC1D0w 維尼
哈利請三木側身,作勢在他背上寫著:『你說你,想要桃,偏偏老闆給辣椒』接著用力拍了背一下。「的刺青你覺得如何?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAPOqc8otYpW 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAcaComriHkX
8964 copyright protection122PENANAMRqyL84wAb 維尼
「好痛!這首歌我聽過噢,你唱錯了吧?瞧不起我嗎?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAUf6D1y1wIB 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA9QvuvlN9jd
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「好嘛,不要生氣了。」哈利轉頭囁嚅,「所以我才討厭日本人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection122PENANAcMRewwKodM 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA8EYsQQyS0T
8964 copyright protection122PENANAQ8IdjGqrA7 維尼
「你知道你臉上黏著麥克風,我聽得到嗎?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAT0KhHS8Lry 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAkv1pN4XMd8
8964 copyright protection122PENANAdY5KhztDnD 維尼
「那你到底想刺什麼?」哈利一臉歉笑。8964 copyright protection122PENANAOnQDINliHg 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAmL0RCOG1Wh
8964 copyright protection122PENANAuCOcOopqpp 維尼
「我剛剛說刺紅鬼了。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAA5EdlbD3cv 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAh8f2saaXKZ
8964 copyright protection122PENANAaIjYpczNt7 維尼
「好的,你想刺哪裡?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAgE2yXRb3Zp 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAMTTKM72FBK
8964 copyright protection122PENANAR6fRtDdLwV 維尼
「那就手吧。」伸出,手心朝下。8964 copyright protection122PENANA9VsRoEyyRw 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA6mtpRsttZZ
8964 copyright protection122PENANAAxn270LsaL 維尼
哈利牽起,開始發出嗡嗡聲,然後他抬起頭左右顧盼,三木見狀也跟著一樣動作,過了幾秒一起往臉前一拍。8964 copyright protection122PENANAZbVWd6Hc6U 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAooq0AcKDJn
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「沒打到。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAJ2dTooFrxa 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANANtTlHeHfs9
8964 copyright protection122PENANAInRJUSXoaW 維尼
「你房間很多蚊子ね。」8964 copyright protection122PENANASrUGPlkQlE 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAlFfefuQ3dC
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「抱歉抱歉,我開一下捕蚊燈。」哈利哼起音效音。8964 copyright protection122PENANAzSdW6QyInG 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAdRkioNT9nS
8964 copyright protection122PENANAursJcZ1M2R 維尼
哈利發出烤肉聲,刺青正式開始。8964 copyright protection122PENANA3s1ZSDqnc9 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAuMiPMEHNhY
8964 copyright protection122PENANA5LA9fqg91D 維尼
「好了。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAfSiZZ3QTXJ 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA2Tb8qGq4ua
8964 copyright protection122PENANAP7jlhyDpLj 維尼
「好快!真的不痛欸,技術很好,紅鬼也看起來很兇。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAOnvxUjhOlF 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAHeH6yZHW4C
8964 copyright protection122PENANA1NUrt04Bxv 維尼
「當然,我有仔細觀察太田生氣的樣子。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAlkivgRwvlm 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAisVrtoTdSO
8964 copyright protection122PENANA3xgrbAshuz 維尼
「你是刺太田的臉噢!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAQf8UCREkKT 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAtqWxaHL12A
8964 copyright protection122PENANAejkb8LOqW0 維尼
「對啊,這樣你把手舉起來就可以說漫才了。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA470onsLYuj 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAtB7SJX2ilp
8964 copyright protection122PENANAPN9wOPfWFF 維尼
「我太喜歡講漫才了吧!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAvp4lOVyf4X 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAb5xR0tXKP8
8964 copyright protection122PENANAImHukkvYh0 維尼
「這就是我們店裡的客製化服務,讓客人來刺上屬於他的夢想,逃離現實的綑綁。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAxYyuAplXac 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAeESLHA4xYq
8964 copyright protection122PENANAMg7sNeAJPM 維尼
「你才沒有,搞不懂你們這樣為什麼有生意。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAz68kABcgZd 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAeA5086jsHF
8964 copyright protection122PENANAURNyUcSMst 維尼
「你想吃生魚片?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAruCGfRgAG4 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA4Y4NLg0iPr
8964 copyright protection122PENANAKrZbyyDz74 維尼
「沒有!我是說生意,怎麼聽的?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAc2onLZiLzQ 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAKO1liquAPu
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「你日本腔很重會聽錯。當然了,這有賴輝夜姬的功勞,有很多男生是為了她而來的。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAOWkL4eOvBv 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAuTVNO0b0xl
8964 copyright protection122PENANANJ9NCrgSOa 維尼
「果然看板娘很重要。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAAfH6uVYdUb 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAfHZnMKJxIS
8964 copyright protection122PENANAQu3TLXgW7A 維尼
「因此,在我們多方經營下,逃家成為了當地的財富象徵。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAVHSVedhkDG 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAalXVkyN460
8964 copyright protection122PENANADF5iU6b3Is 維尼
「有這麼多錢,真的不需要打鬼了。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA0SgZCII0EY 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAijtcEtNRAv
8964 copyright protection122PENANAbxlXVzbxPe 維尼
「然後我們暑假旅遊的目的地是鬼島。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAYOhR6M1SRP 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA4QfODJYmEw
8964 copyright protection122PENANA3bnqQoiYu3 維尼
「你們還是去了啊!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAn74C3wG64l 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAngrIMqPoIt
8964 copyright protection122PENANARyNKbM6E79 維尼
看著哈利整理行李的動作,三木意識到一件事。8964 copyright protection122PENANA9Mp5RiPew3 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAChcq28aXvX
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「不對,鬼島上面不是很多鬼嗎?為什麼你們會想去那裡?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAuJjxHG61q8 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAkdiGBeYTD2
8964 copyright protection122PENANAWrGEQjNcqo 維尼
「好像是輝夜姬的盛名傳到島上,就邀請我們去幫他們刺青。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAPa4asyeuwq 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAYaKswfLal5
8964 copyright protection122PENANAr3IrwTtcVo 維尼
「一群色鬼。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAumQmAF6RXU 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAGkYxl0mOlX
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「殊不知,這正是鬼族所設下的陷阱,目的要剷除天敵,便是我,逃太郎!」哈利將尾句語氣加重,雙眼睜大看著主鏡頭。8964 copyright protection122PENANAQveGyYv9Gf 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAB1a60mNJwT
8964 copyright protection122PENANAetakLf07a6 維尼
「然後你們就開始打架?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAHrBaAI9IFo 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANACCCjR8REec
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「別開玩笑了,一隻只會縫紉的鶴,因為刺青工作眼睛開始有點老花的一寸,已經變成鬼的狗加上表明不參戰的輝夜姬。這支鬼滅隊也太弱了,我怎麼打?」8964 copyright protection122PENANASaHl90dveu 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANARczT8J1N2B
8964 copyright protection122PENANARnUBjrQI9e 維尼
「輝夜姬為什麼不幫你?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAtVAOsKvpTz 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAHjiZspp53A
8964 copyright protection122PENANAiNIdaBYiWM 維尼
「她說她不能參戰,如果使用力量的話,打鬼她怕會變成『暗光族』。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA1cWKQ5rr4J 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA8AzxxaBbPE
8964 copyright protection122PENANAGfoZhtmZkM 維尼
「暗光族是什麼?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAX1cgCW7rod 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAFQygK3eIXJ
8964 copyright protection122PENANANE8vVGzqsT 維尼
「你不知道?就是月光會被烏雲遮掩,導致鬼都看不到我們,這就叫黑暗兵法!」8964 copyright protection122PENANA7FHxcJNjpJ 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAU0XDkTsnER
8964 copyright protection122PENANAoybJSKy2IB 維尼
「那不就一樣是逃跑嗎!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAZFKcyYLaVX 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA2UuV8yJdgy
8964 copyright protection122PENANAWVV25N2ksZ 維尼
「別說得那麼難聽,這叫轉進。而且,你知道弄在鶴姐身上叫什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAy9ORSX0eNK 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAxQrE1HpWiA
8964 copyright protection122PENANAepfpzWcPed 維尼
「叫什麼?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAXxwypHiv81 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAR7n5GHCtsD
8964 copyright protection122PENANA27FA02w4Om 維尼
「叫『暗光鳥』。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAJbaa5TP33e 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAH9YmC3nAck
8964 copyright protection122PENANAbxgZ35ju1o 維尼
「台語聽不懂。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAh6vnB3cRpG 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA790fzN6ofF
8964 copyright protection122PENANAI6FuajXBwU 維尼
「就是熬夜的意思⋯⋯」看搭檔露出殺人表情,他連忙打圓場,「前面我開玩笑的啦,她說她使用力量的話,會導致月球很靠近地球,到時這裡會變成沒有陸地的星球。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAB4rFrz86fb 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAAH0rDCJ6Ya
8964 copyright protection122PENANAOxDWoj5THC 維尼
「怖い!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAw0stojjY2U 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANANjoRwRjpNW
8964 copyright protection122PENANA4FSdeLo99d 維尼
「沒辦法啊,所以我才成了逃太郎。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA2lwT8t0Lt7 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAe8TjblAPWB
8964 copyright protection122PENANAo5NsLHV6M2 維尼
「你要戰鬥啊!」8964 copyright protection122PENANA4VW1y57G8Q 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAZINaw0WQpq
8964 copyright protection122PENANAhIzUqaBQbv 維尼
「戰鬥?別鬧了,活到最後的人才是贏家。」8964 copyright protection122PENANA4IWp4VntTA 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANABcXmGUjbhg
8964 copyright protection122PENANAksddQ6X7E1 維尼
「所以你們逃出鬼島了?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAZKXwCQm4oL 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA19cJft2YhG
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「過程驚險萬分。有次我不小心被鬼王跟他的隨從包圍,想說死定了,說時遲那時快,一堆狼牙棒從四面八方殺過來,我一直閃躲,不小心把放在口袋的家裡鑰匙掉出來,喊著:『要死掉了』!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAINbjTRV0Aw 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAX5vmdNtgfU
8964 copyright protection122PENANAfR1keVEpuP 維尼
全場鴉雀無聲。8964 copyright protection122PENANAIrfS9JkGIB 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAyu7p1lUWkC
8964 copyright protection122PENANA3nCObFKurO 維尼
「不好笑的諧音禁止。」8964 copyright protection122PENANAoWGJDo4kQ5 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANA8eUIqqI8RZ
8964 copyright protection122PENANA0NDpfTW3sD 維尼
「我覺得蠻有趣的啊。」食指互碰。8964 copyright protection122PENANARaV0WsB6Gm 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAICRa88rN2q
8964 copyright protection122PENANApF9zYL7ttv 維尼
「從頭逃到尾,你這個人真是徹底沒有英雄氣概啊!」8964 copyright protection122PENANABN5n4aPST5 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAqK7Ke4M0Gl
8964 copyright protection122PENANAqawq8UQVCq 維尼
「喂,我這是現實主義,懂嗎?人生最重要的是活著回來吃飯!」8964 copyright protection122PENANAw4IVtpfa8J 維尼
126Please respect copyright.PENANAdHvcMJ8Twl
8964 copyright protection122PENANAXGCm88eqgG 維尼
「所以你每天都在跑,最後呢?」8964 copyright protection122PENANAY4HmP4xiys 維尼
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