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「嘿!大家好,我是三木,」我是哈利,「我們合在一起就是三得利(サントリー),哈!請多指教。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAln21nvQNW4 維尼
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「哈利啊,今天我們要說什麼呢?」8964 copyright protection130PENANA58JWqGn70e 維尼
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「三木桑知道我之前的團體現點現做吧?顧名思義就是我們在現場跟觀眾點一個題目來即興做一個段子。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAq3dPdGLyJd 維尼
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「聽不懂⋯⋯沒關係喔,那我先問一下」哈利挑了一位前排觀眾,但不待她回應即答,「啊妳想要聽《桃太郎》是吧?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAgXQbNFVfLS 維尼
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「有喔有喔,有出現在《逃太郎》裡面喔。」哈利對搭檔使眼色。8964 copyright protection130PENANALHDK1dMjQR 維尼
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「真的嗎?」三木回以疑惑。8964 copyright protection130PENANA0jQLwLvKo7 維尼
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「那在開始前我想要先問一下大家,你們今晚開心嗎?」開心!「好玩嗎?」好玩!「我們帥不帥?」很帥!「屁啦!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAyBUHlZAzOE 維尼
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看著三木跟著觀眾鼓譟,哈利略顯尬尷地提醒。8964 copyright protection130PENANA0Su6j4yQdE 維尼
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「好的。那說漫才從現在開始,我們是三得利,哈,請多指教!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAfnhu4bd8TE 維尼
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「指教!」哈利轉頭,「到底要停在介紹環節到什麼時候?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAZDWlmxcmZP 維尼
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「我很熟桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAHaA5PaEBEf 維尼
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「喔莫名其妙就開始了嗎?是的,三木桑來自日本,也曾寫過段子,想必對故事相當熟悉。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAypnNKNX0g0 維尼
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「不是,因為我就是桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAfesZHvsg0D 維尼
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「呵呵,三木桑你愛說笑,桃太郎是虛構的。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA99NV6EGGPc 維尼
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「違うな⋯⋯全く違う。現在大家說的故事,跟我寫的不一樣,一開始。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAqdV0MJSnRO 維尼
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「桃太郎的作者是你嗎?」哈利花了五秒才消化搭檔文法錯誤的語句。8964 copyright protection130PENANAFJB6GlCyhe 維尼
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「所以桃太郎不是童話而是你的自傳?」是的。8964 copyright protection130PENANArNZPcmtiKX 維尼
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「所以你真的是從桃子裡面生出來的?」是的。8964 copyright protection130PENANAbQTKYLMWu3 維尼
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「所以你真的帶了狗猴子和雞去鬼島?」是的。8964 copyright protection130PENANAjk7VbzJ680 維尼
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「不要一直講是的啊。」哈利忍不住吐槽。8964 copyright protection130PENANA09esmd7a2i 維尼
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「我是鬼子。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAKjh2WmwMFT 維尼
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「沒錯,媽媽是鬼,爸爸是人。後來我出生後,島民怪我血統不純,說我不配待在島上,就把我裝進桃子丟到海裡。然後我就漂啊漂漂啊漂⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection130PENANAqnwiZbukAc 維尼
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「沒錯,奶奶就把我撿回家,還說什麼神的恩賜,其實根本不是這樣。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAwsb2Wx6FQG 維尼
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「可是,為什麼是桃子?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAL2Nda34hEM 維尼
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「你知道鬼跟桃子有一樣的地方嗎?」哈利搖頭,「首先,桃的日文叫もも,」舉起左手,「鬼叫おに。」舉起右手,「你看,もも和おに,聽起來是不是很像?」做出抓奶動作。8964 copyright protection130PENANAeMUa9sTbMX 維尼
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「我也可以抓嗎?」哈利躍躍欲試。8964 copyright protection130PENANAzkH19Na1k4 維尼
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「好啊你來⋯⋯」三木招手,結果哈利反被巴頭。「太猥褻了吧!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAgKoFCuwZ9D 維尼
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「你也知道,」哈利撫著頭,「而且那兩個根本不像。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAy7zUMFxCsD 維尼
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「你念快點就很像啦!」三木快速念出一連串的もも,接著在O音鬼轉おに。8964 copyright protection130PENANAKHomWicgbH 維尼
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「少囉嗦欸,你知道桃在日本象徵什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAbG7jZ6bkjM 維尼
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「不止,桃子被認為有驅邪的力量!特別是用來對付鬼。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAwY3nnzUd6e 維尼
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「哦,原來桃子不只是好吃,還是鬼的剋星?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAiSj3LG08zE 維尼
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「沒錯!所以鬼很討厭桃子,那時候島民怪我麻煩,要怎麼把我處理掉不知道。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAC9Wse22pJ6 維尼
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「既然這麼討厭,那他們是怎麼把你塞進桃子裡的?」8964 copyright protection130PENANARygPlUBhRo 維尼
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「大概就跟蟑螂討厭是一樣的。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA3FhSkwwhob 維尼
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「是的,真的好噁心欸!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAD3KayFdgMK 維尼
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「這件事要從我準備去鬼島的旅行開始說起。那時候我帶著粟団子(あわだんご),想找夥伴一起打鬼。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAR5N8axZNbO 維尼
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「對對對,這時候狗、猴子和雞就出現了。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAMkKqZ3MmYx 維尼
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「是的,我先遇到一隻狗在甲賀郡,牠脖子上綁著一條領巾,有山城圖案的。我拿出団子,狗吃完說:『哼,団子不錯吃,但我可不是普通狗。』」8964 copyright protection130PENANAwLstjMHV0u 維尼
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「不是普通的狗?那牠是什麼?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAI5lfWnJc50 維尼
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「牠說牠聞得出來鬼的味道,還知道我是半鬼。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAIR8Sg6hc02 維尼
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「這狗比我還聰明!然後呢?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAdbbwOPxF3R 維尼
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「接著我又遇到了一隻猴子,牠也有綁著領巾,只是圖案變成雲。牠一樣吃掉我給的糰子,說:『我可是鬼島情報頭子,一眼就看出你有鬼族血統!』」8964 copyright protection130PENANAFEMBb0c6Tq 維尼
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「猴子還搞情報工作?這隊伍越來越奇怪了!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAcTzp1VsZQM 維尼
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「最後遇到了一隻雞,牠身上沒有綁任何領巾,但閉起來的右眼有刀疤。狗和猴子一看到牠,叫我趕快把団子拿出來,還要土下座不能看牠吃東西。雞吃了団子後,說如果想牠加入,要通過一個試驗。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAxXiIkVsZjl 維尼
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「雞一定要收服的吧,雞不可失啊。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAPYGB3vFUM5 維尼
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「雞說了一個故事:『從前從前,有一個住在村裡的窮人,他每天辛苦種田,唯一的朋友是一隻紅色羽毛的雞叫『金金』,因為牠的羽毛在陽光下閃閃發光,就像黃金一樣,所以窮人取這個名字給牠。』」雞的名字怎麼聽起來有點色色的?8964 copyright protection130PENANA8VlEJPAsMA 維尼
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「有一天,窮人到河邊打水,不小心滑倒了,金金掉進河裡。他正要跳下去救雞的時候,突然冒出一位神仙從河裡。祂問:『你掉的是這隻金金(きんきん),還是這隻銀銀(ぎんぎん)呢?』請問,金金きんきんぎんぎんどっち?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAg8KjQcRZJr 維尼
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「是きん⋯⋯不對,是金金。好難念!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAZwv3tsbZai 維尼
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「沒錯,窮人說:『都不是,我掉的是我的好朋友金金。』神仙聽了,十分喜歡他很誠實,除了金金還給他,還把きんきんぎんぎん都一起給他,從此,窮人便成了有錢人,過著幸福快樂的日子!おめでとうおめでとう。」8964 copyright protection130PENANArJPWPAWgu5 維尼
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「就是把金金きんきんぎんぎん都念正確!」好無聊!8964 copyright protection130PENANAzTeKU5RZYM 維尼
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「當然啦,牠們都是忍者村的。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAhS4MpGkN1m 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3lOcQblbd
8964 copyright protection130PENANA7bQWr92oZv 維尼
「狗跟猴子也是?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAqSdSUyeiA6 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAFWuSLgM0fA
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「是的,狗是甲賀,猴子是伊賀。」8964 copyright protection130PENANARqO18rYQx4 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA4fVxbv99WJ
8964 copyright protection130PENANAurVhaM1Eyo 維尼
「這兩個忍者流派不是水火不容嗎?為什麼牠們都聽雞的話?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAs1K62iACKv 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA7XSc8ZbhyG
8964 copyright protection130PENANAk6f3t43EEh 維尼
「因為雞也是他們的師匠。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAxU4jHE0mtf 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4HQoH2dcL
8964 copyright protection130PENANA3ehOF2oGmd 維尼
「太狂了這雞。」8964 copyright protection130PENANACxoiT54xCw 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA4RhC8JvhoQ
8964 copyright protection130PENANADQ5DSRxkQm 維尼
「總之,狗和猴子好像也是牠派來的。所以這三隻就跟我一起去鬼島。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAAwmT7M252i 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAkiFqGIIYkM
8964 copyright protection130PENANAhGbAnxtiet 維尼
「然後準備大戰一場,對吧?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAPreRbfpCqt 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAVRYfMat2fL
8964 copyright protection130PENANAHZKZphL7i4 維尼
「才不是,一到鬼島,鬼王看到我就喊:『ももちゃん!』」8964 copyright protection130PENANA8wx7Ylm9R4 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAJ03OQTRuD8
8964 copyright protection130PENANAQiQxvX0t55 維尼
「為什麼叫得那麼親密啊!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAI6f8PwBmqq 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAJLlKwkuAkh
8964 copyright protection130PENANANnzHvJFXQD 維尼
「因為我是他們丟掉的小孩啊!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAURKtJ8UdD3 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAMfAW00XzC1
8964 copyright protection130PENANAQvSNl3VXtO 維尼
「鬼王直接認親?」8964 copyright protection130PENANACKUsi0Ectq 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAITEZgSExPR
8964 copyright protection130PENANAqI7ImSWy66 維尼
「對啊,當場抱住我,說:『這些年你去哪了,我們很想你啊!』」8964 copyright protection130PENANAIjWWxSeQ2b 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAaGIyVL7DeV
8964 copyright protection130PENANAVS0onBo2PO 維尼
「等一下,鬼族不是說你血統不純才丟了你嗎?怎麼還會想你?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAHq03k5CHlv 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAaUQGr4bePk
8964 copyright protection130PENANAgj6WQpcdVS 維尼
「因為他們發現,像我這樣的半鬼,正是證明人鬼友好。所以當我回去時,他們都很高興。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAcy7FfHwHf6 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAp4pNnfSnvi
8964 copyright protection130PENANAgSxSxZouau 維尼
「所以你們就談和了?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAImRbpg2iqk 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAuXOwMBAOwA
8964 copyright protection130PENANAjBECvVhD4k 維尼
「對,狗給方法,猴子講話,雞就像大將一樣站在後面啥也不說,最後鬼族就和村子簽了和平協議。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAA5mE8DRdiI 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAN0ZVzTpL7r
8964 copyright protection130PENANAArsAVPqECo 維尼
「那村民怎麼會以為你打贏了鬼?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAkpPKNocHtO 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAHoz9ffN94g
8964 copyright protection130PENANAhfjdEQ93EB 維尼
「因為我帶了特產回去,村民就覺得這是我搶來的,說我是英雄。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAaLV6AiOKJ6 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAHYjmNHDi6F
8964 copyright protection130PENANAOv0FpTdxQF 維尼
「所以這個打鬼傳說根本是誤會啊!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAEWFIIs2UK7 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAurtt6kpgk7
8964 copyright protection130PENANAiKMUYp328x 維尼
「沒錯,我根本連刀都沒拔出來過!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAPx05KIzqqZ 維尼
「一毛不拔!」8964 copyright protection130PENANANdhsXmgyrH 維尼
「你說什麼?」三木狐疑。8964 copyright protection130PENANAnJ7zOx8XW6 維尼
「沒事,剛剛那個沒中。太妙了,不費一兵一卒,你根本就是袁方!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAVOaDaKiDPq 維尼
「聽不懂,他是誰?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAv66yPy70da 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA74kVmXliwP
8964 copyright protection130PENANArQhIx46M0d 維尼
「也沒中。」哈利咋舌,「總之今天三木桑告訴我們,遇到紛爭不是靠武力,而是透過談判獲得和平結果。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAHd9s7I2cZC 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA29QbQAC0sy
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「聽不懂,我沒有去談判?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAwstynyO57O 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAgHrZl9BBwD
8964 copyright protection130PENANAWHZeDkbmma 維尼
「對對,多虧了GOUST、MAKIYO和雞場,擁有一個強力後援才是最重要的。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAlmXBcNCndf 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANALoCUcqc8fa
8964 copyright protection130PENANA5HtkrjjEjY 維尼
「聽不懂,りしれ供さ小?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAGrvXsEng0t 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA9XOlYt3dGj
8964 copyright protection130PENANAHMG5DOWLM8 維尼
「GOUST是狗思,就狗的謀略,猴因為是靠牠的辯才,所以是monkey口,雞場就氣場⋯⋯」見現場氣氛冷靜,哈利尷尬說,「對,我在說諧音梗。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAsM1YRKQbng 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANABCFXglhieF
8964 copyright protection130PENANA41B6ioGG1r 維尼
「不好笑ね。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA2DikkEJlqd 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA2PXV4lm7TW
8964 copyright protection130PENANANooBfqsTMP 維尼
「是是是,和平大使桑。不過啊,如果是我,我肯定不是什麼桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAQyOJgGrcS7 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAZrJJdpSIs3
8964 copyright protection130PENANAo0ScmQpi2K 維尼
「那你是什麼?」8964 copyright protection130PENANALCi5taNjKu 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAxYKxbrsu8C
8964 copyright protection130PENANAx6o9GuEMbv 維尼
「我是逃太郎,逃跑的逃。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAnuq8I9k9EY 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAAiKxf7bysd
8964 copyright protection130PENANAwDd7x8DX6l 維尼
「逃太郎?這聽起來就很沒志氣啊!」8964 copyright protection130PENANA0fDAyDtItB 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAQi9gVWiqBM
8964 copyright protection130PENANAuESDLfZWUN 維尼
「志氣高才會出事啊,這麼高摔下來不就死很慘?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAU4cqrJEbVu 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAI9fFH26hm7
8964 copyright protection130PENANAW4Z8zqFayx 維尼
「你用降落傘?」8964 copyright protection130PENANATZq4Bs6SzJ 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAi6hGAuVa11
8964 copyright protection130PENANAgV6gqbtGKg 維尼
「喂~只是比喻噢。」哈利拍搭檔的肩,「所以你看我才那麼矮,做人就是要低調。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAHAq53nrpcN 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAYL8UkzprnB
8964 copyright protection130PENANAKvPWuBk68t 維尼
「那你叫矮太郎好了。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA0whkzlApXt 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAoXDOwLO8cD
8964 copyright protection130PENANAFhY7VIHwzc 維尼
「好難聽,這樣我出去還怎麼找對象?」8964 copyright protection130PENANA5cdlNZpr77 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANADsjZ6UC5lZ
8964 copyright protection130PENANAQKhqE4zU6N 維尼
「你不是有輝夜姬了嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAQW1dk9pYvA 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAdBvRq9oq6f
8964 copyright protection130PENANA1lzmk7efDL 維尼
「欸對,我忘記我還在演逃太郎。」哈利猛然想起。「總之,人生安全第一啊!你從桃子裡生出來,我不一樣,我是從椰子裡滾出來的,還被一堆土匪追著跑。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAXWL8qj0J8q 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAkOvuH7uBLS
8964 copyright protection130PENANAt6XhXz5LnY 維尼
「那你怎麼活下來的?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAxvkvGHfwvR 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAWme3iWR5Ar
8964 copyright protection130PENANAbnp7WD55Un 維尼
「簡單啊,因為撿到我的爺爺家是浪浪之家。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA7nmPsN0ZrT 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAxGNdWZ8HWB
8964 copyright protection130PENANAujBNCw8q7A 維尼
「那是什麼?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAKHWIMfglAk 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAy4bgJFSe8U
8964 copyright protection130PENANApDFy4efBFM 維尼
「就是收留流浪動物的地方,家裡有鶴、一寸法師、小白狗,還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAtqwMEGW1Lv 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAEpx2tasdvc
8964 copyright protection130PENANA9hjx8GodRd 維尼
「黑白供,那不是其它的故事嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANA4cDsepd01c 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAvAVoqhikzp
8964 copyright protection130PENANAsJfmNVzSby 維尼
「不是說我的版本不一樣嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAz0zmwme4oy 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAXEfkAsXGoI
8964 copyright protection130PENANAco1KStO2QX 維尼
「所以《鶴的報恩》是雞,《一寸法師》是猴子,那《輝夜姬》呢?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAj07J4dD5FJ 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAXCfAPJ4mBZ
8964 copyright protection130PENANABISw4nb0Qs 維尼
「她是課金玩家才能獲得的稀有魔寵!」8964 copyright protection130PENANApLqEUaTOdl 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAKJfKeRDPhv
8964 copyright protection130PENANAi4uYgWhFeH 維尼
「什麼東西亂七八糟欸。」8964 copyright protection130PENANATACFVke267 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAB2R4jsFqLL
8964 copyright protection130PENANAq02VAdmKrW 維尼
「因為小白狗被隔壁鄰居害死,牠的靈魂回來告訴我院子的枯木下有埋寶箱,挖出來後要把牠的骨灰撒下去,隔日櫻木就盛開了花朵,美不勝收。後來我們就靠箱子裡面的財寶幫鶴姊和一哥成立製衣工廠,以及收賞花門票。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAs8xb0eGAqC 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAZpAHRbm46P
8964 copyright protection130PENANAGgZ0Rezcm7 維尼
「靠——夭,這是《花咲爺爺》吧?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAEPR0BmeTCu 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA14vmPndN30
8964 copyright protection130PENANADRpdQRJ1YT 維尼
「那天,一位浪跡天涯的動物商人造訪村裡,據爺爺說他手頭上有『稀有魔寵』。我因為好奇便跟著爺爺跑過去看,然後我們看到了關在籠裡的輝夜姬。當我詢問她如何使用力量時,她只有遙指天際。那一刻,我彷彿看到了月亮上灑下來的光輝。8964 copyright protection130PENANA08YV4DFmEx 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAJzVRNLN7PO
8964 copyright protection130PENANA6HZvqtXtt9 維尼
聽商人說她是在一個機緣得到的稀罕商品,擁有這隻魔寵就可以瞬間翻轉人生。但看到身著素衣,淡漠無語的她,我只有一見鍾情,無論她擁有什麼力量都不在乎。於是我懇求爺爺,幾乎蕩盡家產將她從商人那裡買過來。8964 copyright protection130PENANAzRUBnvAqs9 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAaduK6Any2p
8964 copyright protection130PENANAPpqxQHj0Ic 維尼
成為我們家一份子的輝夜姬說,她其實是為了與我相遇才刻意被商人抓住,目的是為了要協助完成我的使命:討伐在鬼島上的鬼。可是我嚴正拒絕了這份要求。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAdnScoFlYwr 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAO76m51pybE
8964 copyright protection130PENANAxJPvr12WNY 維尼
「你還是去打鬼比較好吧?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAdShzjonS8J 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAnroYCg93BA
8964 copyright protection130PENANAQjgylPXovm 維尼
「怎麼可能,我只會打折。」哈利臉呈無奈。8964 copyright protection130PENANA5VGZn80MSv 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA2h1UKUwQPU
8964 copyright protection130PENANA2mS4fSFiag 維尼
「什麼意思?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAou6S7l4Hat 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAHhrP94nxwB
8964 copyright protection130PENANA1pyPDBtQY9 維尼
「你沒聽過嗎?打折打折,被打到骨折。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAkiWGicBmZE 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANADCg5DTgJsO
8964 copyright protection130PENANA1gFKa0zYBN 維尼
「你好遜欸!」8964 copyright protection130PENANA24ygeIVmjr 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA0CVXWs5iKV
8964 copyright protection130PENANAdZKE2R1TpY 維尼
「遜又如何?我可是還有個跑折角的技術!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAHAvysG4PSi 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAD1Rt2WOtVR
8964 copyright protection130PENANAIjccChbb7i 維尼
「聽起來好像數學。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAgQLbgmSObI 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAkA3hWraytP
8964 copyright protection130PENANAawSSOcreuT 維尼
「沒錯,這是一種幾何逃跑學問,堪稱藝術!」8964 copyright protection130PENANA3YxttSkhqj 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANARKqJwwPudj
8964 copyright protection130PENANAvgNlxNANz4 維尼
「讓夥伴幫忙呢?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAVtxNggbN4B 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAhUG8qRFFTv
8964 copyright protection130PENANAhUkgkzMw1I 維尼
「不要!」哈利一臉厭惡說,「那麼危險,我夥伴沒什麼戰鬥能力的。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA3QLKSMusjG 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAxMmwPzbton
8964 copyright protection130PENANAxMFcPfwfpE 維尼
「一寸法師不是會打架嗎?而且還有鬼の小槌(オニのコヅチ)。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAidft0i5phb 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAo3OH5sW9eL
8964 copyright protection130PENANAvsMMK2FHmJ 維尼
「哥哥的公主騎?三木好色!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAXz76Lwo5LV 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAOIygwyAOHh
8964 copyright protection130PENANAm67MkuS91L 維尼
「是鬼的槌子啊!」三木指著哈利,不屑地對觀眾說,「笨蛋欸。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAXe7kXcibzg 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAO8vcR94HsN
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「我又不懂日文⋯⋯」哈利委屈,「還沒上島打鬼,他怎麼會有鬼的小槌?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAQfrFNZJyfe 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAjd909QE7xU
8964 copyright protection130PENANAnY1jvBw7q9 維尼
「你還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAdCOWGFuP6y 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAUnUFKO2y8F
8964 copyright protection130PENANAkT5vMWONDZ 維尼
「讓女人保護我像話嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANA4eIrkGjBCY 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAMD9OduZXij
8964 copyright protection130PENANAX32B0U2YCn 維尼
「そうですね,結果呢?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAgCrVDC17Ts 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAFQkYdYd2tg
8964 copyright protection130PENANAVS5CERJGVH 維尼
「我聽奶奶的話,去學校讀書了。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAz2IzoFqjfU 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAqbfVGpp0Ax
8964 copyright protection130PENANAt8MfOP4CWI 維尼
「靠夭欸,幹嘛讀書?去打鬼呀!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAbrLVdcQOhM 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA4mYkt9fCip
8964 copyright protection130PENANA36XGmIjgha 維尼
「知識就是力量。」哈利露出二頭肌。8964 copyright protection130PENANAMbqxwLUofK 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAtUVDFJkOTB
8964 copyright protection130PENANAJxmqM3Bvbf 維尼
「你學了什麼?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAMOAPjHVHEi 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAv7coRo8eJa
8964 copyright protection130PENANAZHRTID4Q5L 維尼
「學刺青。」マジで?8964 copyright protection130PENANAnGGQzv7JMK 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAHw1hXjrCXj
8964 copyright protection130PENANAdfNyvburts 維尼
「因為一哥用針,所以當刺青師傅也是合情合理。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAQeEORVkDcF 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAZnWlGE1aBD
8964 copyright protection130PENANA7jdDSIh4xa 維尼
「後來呢?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAcGtr5L1Okz 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAcNAaK0lblz
8964 copyright protection130PENANAYpEzAXu9hc 維尼
「技術學會後我就在學校創立社團,開始用刺青賺大錢!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAbpOJO6l4Ug 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAwjMdUuBi18
8964 copyright protection130PENANA9b3XL7eOKg 維尼
「そうですね,可以賺很多錢。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAkKYNGnlHTR 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAYXpXYHyOP4
8964 copyright protection130PENANAdvXsIX9YOo 維尼
「是吧,三木桑有想過刺青嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANA2WlcSVKRHm 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA9k0Zty6Xs1
8964 copyright protection130PENANA6yZYNzHAWI 維尼
「有想呢,但我怕痛。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAaLJ23w8rjy 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAevm3axfTSq
8964 copyright protection130PENANAJGqk4q1wHn 維尼
「沒事,我們『刺逃』標榜的就是無痛刺青。」8964 copyright protection130PENANApTTWM10gD7 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAqKCMgFBlsC
8964 copyright protection130PENANACn7TXBYdef 維尼
「你是說台語的『𨑨迌』嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANALwrE8FvujR 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAGgmnqccepM
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「對呢,不愧是住三重的三木桑,學台語比中文好呢。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA8WTAnn7iSl 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAF4ZVRrgwZy
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「謝謝誇獎,那我來試一下好了。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAJr0nMJc3M8 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANABLm1EqQqpg
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「嗯嗯,那我們先來簽合約喔。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA2xWiv28r9r 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAIddNXDOxJJ
8964 copyright protection130PENANAbagVA2RmOe 維尼
「簽合約?」三木忽然有種即視感。8964 copyright protection130PENANAVYPuIgVAyS 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAfYQz7Lm9Pf
8964 copyright protection130PENANAPUbWOnYIVI 維尼
「對的,刺青失敗要自己負責的合約。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAuQtp71iTek 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANADLCeVvf18m
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「沒有問題嗎這個?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAu2myE1eRlg 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAMjNCeizzUH
8964 copyright protection130PENANANDNPH31vQY 維尼
「你先簽嘛。」哈利遞出。8964 copyright protection130PENANAKssFiR71Op 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANACjdmn2kgLq
8964 copyright protection130PENANAntlSESR7LF 維尼
「我簽好了。」三木遞回。8964 copyright protection130PENANAYnKSOzlBSu 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA1YGSQh9YjR
8964 copyright protection130PENANAzpdOGtQfG4 維尼
「太好了刺失敗不用負責了——」哈利拿著文件轉圈圈。8964 copyright protection130PENANABg0wb84pMl 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAzt2akGAiEN
8964 copyright protection130PENANAJg6dMuniCs 維尼
「不對吧!你要負責的吧!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAl6XHd156RF 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAWJZ1W3HTyn
8964 copyright protection130PENANA5m5Bb4uEb6 維尼
「好,我們有三種刺青方式,針、雷射還有烙印可以選喔。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAyXXRC1VfsB 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA4PswPyp4AA
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「等等?這是我的段子啊!啊——」哈利拿了鐵烙直接壓在三木胸口。「幹你娘!我不是豬啊。」8964 copyright protection130PENANANe08VSxYzm 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANASEhNcXNRub
8964 copyright protection130PENANAldiANiGVVw 維尼
「好吧,那你想選哪個?」8964 copyright protection130PENANANuFn7mRMkm 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAOjV9J5pmi0
8964 copyright protection130PENANAAQT6oRGFSq 維尼
「雷射吧,」三木揉著胸口,「感覺蠻先進的。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA7VB8H9Qvdb 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAhiKDWSlM8i
8964 copyright protection130PENANAO4O3Wa3mOx 維尼
「那你想選什麼圖案呢?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAwVnuSvnPVz 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAmmwJL6AytA
8964 copyright protection130PENANAU9GIO4Ydsv 維尼
「嗯⋯⋯兇一點的。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAhOI37SaqEc 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAqfxoMDx4wa
8964 copyright protection130PENANAi5TTbdDVlN 維尼
「那你覺得桃子怎麼樣呢?」8964 copyright protection130PENANA8MkfEUZxrn 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAgNorPxoa8Y
8964 copyright protection130PENANAUEya00zgrn 維尼
「太兇了太兇了!」三木直揮手。8964 copyright protection130PENANAv5K8v7J92Q 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANACx3L7I1BZh
8964 copyright protection130PENANAa8vKiHzbXl 維尼
「啊,我忘記對你來說那跟蟑螂一樣。」三木直搗頭,「那,刺鬼怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAhSf1Kufw7E 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAqMuWUwyzHm
8964 copyright protection130PENANAvQAuPhHF1S 維尼
「不錯喔,我想刺紅鬼。」8964 copyright protection130PENANASAwLXNKW6B 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAGKfoLAkmil
8964 copyright protection130PENANA2ChoTKQb3y 維尼
「色鬼,懶鬼,小氣鬼。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAzC6GJN9vmx 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAIaQZn3U7ll
8964 copyright protection130PENANAIf9ttBN6km 維尼
「你是不是在罵我?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAGAwIR5Y2Va 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAtOXKNkOI04
8964 copyright protection130PENANAsOYHIdqq4O 維尼
「錯覺喔,那刺字好嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAbhyHNDVSb5 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANACkI1JwLHax
8964 copyright protection130PENANARm2S4Y68iH 維尼
「いいね,很多外國人都有刺字。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAIe9w8JomGt 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAEVWWXvRdm7
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「左手刺清,右手刺清,右腳白,左腳白,合起來就是清清白白。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAZN1tB8U1Bn 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANATksiGlkIJE
8964 copyright protection130PENANAahDzVIjxwt 維尼
「此地無銀三百兩!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAjeJd78r8M7 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAIGiIMr5qad
8964 copyright protection130PENANAw1esZcN6WV 維尼
「你居然知道這個成語?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAWN5FBYHi7h 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANABcH0El5D0Q
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「女兒跟我說的。」三木叉腰一臉自豪。8964 copyright protection130PENANAi0moOdmx7h 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAnc9aotEIr6
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「那刺個悲傷情歌?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAYop7CqMPoG 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAEBSbbiHSFR
8964 copyright protection130PENANA151FwLvHdh 維尼
「譬如?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAVsX8uXdXm3 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA1JjlkNt06U
8964 copyright protection130PENANAowmTxC6fPk 維尼
哈利請三木側身,作勢在他背上寫著:『你說你,想要桃,偏偏老闆給辣椒』接著用力拍了背一下。「的刺青你覺得如何?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAlIvYOtLc4k 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANACcD9uh3x9W
8964 copyright protection130PENANAk5SffBs1wN 維尼
「好痛!這首歌我聽過噢,你唱錯了吧?瞧不起我嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAfxXwnAFzTT 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAkHzcduGtlN
8964 copyright protection130PENANAb5hKLbnQ2a 維尼
「好嘛,不要生氣了。」哈利轉頭囁嚅,「所以我才討厭日本人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection130PENANAd4D3zg9EDX 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAB50qw5dqKK
8964 copyright protection130PENANAFb9DwHGlez 維尼
「你知道你臉上黏著麥克風,我聽得到嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANA1gXqovLtbR 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANARxivipFaLU
8964 copyright protection130PENANA9igGJC7ZEG 維尼
「那你到底想刺什麼?」哈利一臉歉笑。8964 copyright protection130PENANAyeYeepmNCo 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAhxeJ7xGs5O
8964 copyright protection130PENANAoHuTZz3sWn 維尼
「我剛剛說刺紅鬼了。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAkRVWCQB3Mk 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAsBkQjgSJcW
8964 copyright protection130PENANAh1chn40fL7 維尼
「好的,你想刺哪裡?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAdCwnNFuHcH 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAcrGAUg8Jza
8964 copyright protection130PENANALfiPuzzxJU 維尼
「那就手吧。」伸出,手心朝下。8964 copyright protection130PENANAaUHArXfdYI 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAgy0YJ9xP3T
8964 copyright protection130PENANAiaolvhD7Iw 維尼
哈利牽起,開始發出嗡嗡聲,然後他抬起頭左右顧盼,三木見狀也跟著一樣動作,過了幾秒一起往臉前一拍。8964 copyright protection130PENANAeS43KsQGLP 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAHM01bGu61Y
8964 copyright protection130PENANAnzcn9zk5WT 維尼
「沒打到。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA2HIoaerZaS 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAvxJTEmTVbF
8964 copyright protection130PENANAP3dvXee2la 維尼
「你房間很多蚊子ね。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAFksetnQR56 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAFdD5PL8sqs
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「抱歉抱歉,我開一下捕蚊燈。」哈利哼起音效音。8964 copyright protection130PENANAM62fWi9fLt 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAZqzO28LqTp
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哈利發出烤肉聲,刺青正式開始。8964 copyright protection130PENANAPYAM7WzGv7 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA4yqM3q9Xfo
8964 copyright protection130PENANAzyYFdbjeNq 維尼
「好了。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAyzcHWEDeOn 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAnUQ0WCA2nB
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「好快!真的不痛欸,技術很好,紅鬼也看起來很兇。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA7IlgtTlVpZ 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAsOKFjIwmS8
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「當然,我有仔細觀察太田生氣的樣子。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAOrBDgAyRB1 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA2wSASKjUI7
8964 copyright protection130PENANAXSSGe9NMNC 維尼
「你是刺太田的臉噢!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAZ6tfpOSpe1 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAHfcsT08rEZ
8964 copyright protection130PENANA5lXV0I7KFZ 維尼
「對啊,這樣你把手舉起來就可以說漫才了。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAcwDjnpfN1b 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANARbB2RagsvA
8964 copyright protection130PENANAP9oBFBnhNs 維尼
「我太喜歡講漫才了吧!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAoNuxChYQzB 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAAtmGkrqtS2
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「這就是我們店裡的客製化服務,讓客人來刺上屬於他的夢想,逃離現實的綑綁。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAXBGq8W6V55 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAC1XZxpWNSU
8964 copyright protection130PENANA9w4mg0TuAI 維尼
「你才沒有,搞不懂你們這樣為什麼有生意。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAN1CXtovNqR 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAs3CLKRbPEC
8964 copyright protection130PENANAdkXk2XL47I 維尼
「你想吃生魚片?」8964 copyright protection130PENANA1rLxm1a0tq 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA7NPorCb549
8964 copyright protection130PENANArmN68Evwgb 維尼
「沒有!我是說生意,怎麼聽的?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAtAxJCT3n23 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAVdLKicXyiO
8964 copyright protection130PENANAwRhA2ZPwz5 維尼
「你日本腔很重會聽錯。當然了,這有賴輝夜姬的功勞,有很多男生是為了她而來的。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAjeAIqw4XlI 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAKZDJgsWeWx
8964 copyright protection130PENANAILLBurEMON 維尼
「果然看板娘很重要。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAq64r5vODVC 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAMb7xCS80la
8964 copyright protection130PENANAHC1KelMfbo 維尼
「因此,在我們多方經營下,逃家成為了當地的財富象徵。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAPrY9ixPJYs 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA00rKFshAWp
8964 copyright protection130PENANAwNrYZRc6fo 維尼
「有這麼多錢,真的不需要打鬼了。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAC2inqqjwyW 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAa466eiqYXy
8964 copyright protection130PENANAt3dxIlYeZG 維尼
「然後我們暑假旅遊的目的地是鬼島。」8964 copyright protection130PENANALNwTxzehuy 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA3iClOv8wdZ
8964 copyright protection130PENANAMnRoaoYJ4u 維尼
「你們還是去了啊!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAXPr0eehSRh 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAy3tYpIuaP0
8964 copyright protection130PENANAHTCbs9pdAj 維尼
看著哈利整理行李的動作,三木意識到一件事。8964 copyright protection130PENANACo58g3or0v 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAL5JRvxvtgz
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「不對,鬼島上面不是很多鬼嗎?為什麼你們會想去那裡?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAUKQ7i2if9r 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAnwzojOpg4l
8964 copyright protection130PENANAYJrs4CKUkB 維尼
「好像是輝夜姬的盛名傳到島上,就邀請我們去幫他們刺青。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAyS40esJ8TD 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAH3DHIlOvRf
8964 copyright protection130PENANAH4ncum1Wgj 維尼
「一群色鬼。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAkAohEfgiPg 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAyGwOwyjJ4o
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「殊不知,這正是鬼族所設下的陷阱,目的要剷除天敵,便是我,逃太郎!」哈利將尾句語氣加重,雙眼睜大看著主鏡頭。8964 copyright protection130PENANAMonlxBLK29 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAleU5a4OS3i
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「然後你們就開始打架?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAmC09xaNAMU 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAnH4UF6xZW3
8964 copyright protection130PENANA1v2BcwRr5U 維尼
「別開玩笑了,一隻只會縫紉的鶴,因為刺青工作眼睛開始有點老花的一寸,已經變成鬼的狗加上表明不參戰的輝夜姬。這支鬼滅隊也太弱了,我怎麼打?」8964 copyright protection130PENANATTbtxmoITQ 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAM1wBqlCBPD
8964 copyright protection130PENANAy1mNePedo5 維尼
「輝夜姬為什麼不幫你?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAmXKBEHVIji 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAIfhtYjSId4
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「她說她不能參戰,如果使用力量的話,打鬼她怕會變成『暗光族』。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAiHykNsWl8i 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA2hunfZlsu9
8964 copyright protection130PENANAtvoawxVOVe 維尼
「暗光族是什麼?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAqVYDl0h563 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAHSzfTVM2Kc
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「你不知道?就是月光會被烏雲遮掩,導致鬼都看不到我們,這就叫黑暗兵法!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAgowMb3uv3j 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAj27u7nkkOZ
8964 copyright protection130PENANA2gVbNDOC3X 維尼
「那不就一樣是逃跑嗎!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAFxqJ5uLC3j 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA68lGyeAKSC
8964 copyright protection130PENANAkyNZNHKZe1 維尼
「別說得那麼難聽,這叫轉進。而且,你知道弄在鶴姐身上叫什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANA6EO42LXVgn 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA4WSoz02g3n
8964 copyright protection130PENANAk3TFMTqRkb 維尼
「叫什麼?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAho9qI2Lous 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAivOimCn20q
8964 copyright protection130PENANAkp4RC17nvy 維尼
「叫『暗光鳥』。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAWgXpHgKnCJ 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAl2wPj7Tssx
8964 copyright protection130PENANAIsyc5NLJ68 維尼
「台語聽不懂。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA3N4gcnXTgj 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAxfEINkMgOh
8964 copyright protection130PENANAL4Gtoy3cyQ 維尼
「就是熬夜的意思⋯⋯」看搭檔露出殺人表情,他連忙打圓場,「前面我開玩笑的啦,她說她使用力量的話,會導致月球很靠近地球,到時這裡會變成沒有陸地的星球。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAjhYFHh9IEv 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAo20YvjwQhI
8964 copyright protection130PENANAZo68bd8HHw 維尼
「怖い!」8964 copyright protection130PENANATKaUzhdThV 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAcgcUSGISR5
8964 copyright protection130PENANAUix5yMc1t8 維尼
「沒辦法啊,所以我才成了逃太郎。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAtAM6ASUOJ2 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAOiyfyxyqdo
8964 copyright protection130PENANA2ZHEWHPujn 維尼
「你要戰鬥啊!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAnLzWwk9qfH 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANARFroWLQLdk
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「戰鬥?別鬧了,活到最後的人才是贏家。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAKk1LWu8xzy 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAlblz56jhlI
8964 copyright protection130PENANA1ib1eW2PgX 維尼
「所以你們逃出鬼島了?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAzjHMQN5k83 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAKBOlrVSwcS
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「過程驚險萬分。有次我不小心被鬼王跟他的隨從包圍,想說死定了,說時遲那時快,一堆狼牙棒從四面八方殺過來,我一直閃躲,不小心把放在口袋的家裡鑰匙掉出來,喊著:『要死掉了』!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAt7L0g80ARL 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAqQviDVo4rV
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全場鴉雀無聲。8964 copyright protection130PENANAiLZCKansh6 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA0oHGMQJ6D5
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「不好笑的諧音禁止。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA7Zn2KbOAYA 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANA929xRZ2EDx
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「我覺得蠻有趣的啊。」食指互碰。8964 copyright protection130PENANAmZNUoN2Fss 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAuWexNwzvEo
8964 copyright protection130PENANAx2KODdXKkQ 維尼
「從頭逃到尾,你這個人真是徹底沒有英雄氣概啊!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAhpXWYbqQuo 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAfASgUFh8zG
8964 copyright protection130PENANA5eJJFIEufW 維尼
「喂,我這是現實主義,懂嗎?人生最重要的是活著回來吃飯!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAP8d8blRMj4 維尼
134Please respect copyright.PENANAr29gDYt7kh
8964 copyright protection130PENANAtwlqVBKBHM 維尼
「所以你每天都在跑,最後呢?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAwB8Nc5scZs 維尼
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