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「你比較像。我的意思是漫才一家人,這是家族團結的象徵,媽媽參與我們的段子,是對我們藝術追求的支持。」8964 copyright protection113PENANAi57CiHnF7K 維尼
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「你怎麼這麼小氣?連媽媽這麼辛苦,養你到這麼大,總該回饋一些。而且你知道外面租牌是要錢的,名字當然也不例外。」8964 copyright protection113PENANAJWgPdchhZD 維尼
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117Please respect copyright.PENANAKMz0JrqGpT
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117Please respect copyright.PENANAqEQDx7KWFJ
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「台下有統一的廠商觀眾嗎?為了不浪費這個置入行銷,歡迎來找我們代言噢!可別錯過這麼有潛力的梗了!」8964 copyright protection113PENANAU48d8MeHF6 維尼
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「是讓觀眾反思為什麼花錢買票聽你在這裡胡扯吧!」8964 copyright protection113PENANAioMu0j65qB 維尼
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「哎呀,不過話說回來,統一泡麵也挺符合我們團名的嘛。達康.come,聽起來就像是『答家周伙來呷面』嘛!」8964 copyright protection113PENANA9tCceIuStp 維尼
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「謝謝大家。」達康合聲。8964 copyright protection113PENANAsPory1Lwr6 維尼
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