「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOzw4f3TM0
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQSmJ9PbmA
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxIxyXnZIW
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNjg1CZHau
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NDzk19bJq
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJFNhCqC1k
「我聽唔明。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Mib1eXjwL
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwBNHiDXtm
「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44Olz4XIU1
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfFgfTn77t
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OQ1HUrOlr
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這個原因，遲點會說。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34KtOH2KtU
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQejS3OYai
話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU64VMigscs
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5kmuuufRW
全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CNMGcO4cI
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAZiDWM9Uq
事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnvxY0juZF
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKup2okOOy
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTznHb4Pl17
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ8WzfNHml
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb74RsWj9n
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRd5En47Jsc
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9IO3qWPEB
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rUXDmyNsJ
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgNTkhw50S
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zylt6SeO7
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPeScZA1au
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRKpuaADQN
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3W0fNX6As
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYwRX9h4AY
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5QiPdvDZw
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDmS5XQkys
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe4ExbNTxs
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJNTeEQ3Rj
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv7cu6SF59
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD63mip6VMS
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgM5CzcCyK
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVh9W4mlx0
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LgcMAR5YP
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQuA4kMi5R
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv42ozHzBUt
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHWnJ7RZsg
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw6lFOtsqw
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxawUMDasj
世事往往難以預料。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyHEa99Ain
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWi3ZJmpw6
當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzesX0HPwHG
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN9EQpyEnh
嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzpXZg0c13
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AEEfaCZZc
是的，真的那麼剛好。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IQ8aifa18
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRBqvooM3X
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQk5hpxQTF
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW5a0dt6ze
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAixG72J6Q
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN4vQRrWiE
即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREFwpelEMz
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IfLL5KCOT
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRXiTnP2U7
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2qDBJ0HCt
「你點先唔嬲啊？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgf2JQVZihd
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpOSlgSstm
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrr1lBvVsT
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3UtavNU7X
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsk1Zhv57S
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZxEX634Cj
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwpNAWusr1
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51MuzIzxlM
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1reOs7ISh5
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWFqx9VagH
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ismi0rJ7o
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiE8ta7QtQ
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsT2k3sfti
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocRSyKnJAX
「唔信！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlc49LG6YH
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs21pFHb9B
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HnpbYaSJd
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GZuoPsuCc
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDZlWkAT0r
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvS8OpoqGJ
他又加了句，「除左妳。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM5DhE7SGF
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08Dtwp6k45
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN5x7lhai7
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPni8BWduv
「咩點？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHEnpvmYG4
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyGfZhibmq
「佢無打你咩？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXUNCxfaFE
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2GERVabt9
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAa1Tc7HcT
那麼奇怪？586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpwov4qHX3
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxt8R0KY9Q
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE1bgGjP0w
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nOkaol87V
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHbyiuPl74
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD01ptgpPFG
「係咁就原諒你？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCQON4vi0T
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtX68bdWRm
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Z1CHJv9gn
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28YZ9I6nuO
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNt8Bn6A9La
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM87diA6hkY
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKA7QyRKypV
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIirwnbPbT
算了。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAORB5kqEW
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZJNKyPpmL
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7smRZLPSw
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DmnwJRh1D
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIHYc8edut
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwubLsiE4hF
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74yqUNACLf
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDtfMsTJke
或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa79Fx4L0na
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoBidQ8CnM
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEFI3eiyjw
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可是他……586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo5RKPoe2C
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我該怎麼說呢？586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fsD7a9L1r
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlN9UPwyQJ
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemmeelh7iY
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCLpK75ZHo
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93ZnQ8eNvL
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRasgtHKQDU
雖然動機未明。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSuMIlHtyv
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRwI8Gorlw
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYq147MfqX
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUngLxqlspw
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX6Ktfw9ov
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhbdKNaFvO
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFCPJaoQHB
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ198tqnmv
也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrPGI0fxyk
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ATaPitwIw
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXa84nd70T
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2Rjt5n0XF
而是「Chloe我幹你」。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirdhXUl0wJ
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJWL1UCcuk
我說了，不原諒還好。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmOmh7uIwd
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7soE3ZGF4
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXuReGxQel
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPnE2zbqrG
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69VLBOrEjn
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhzTdPyvkm
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujYK5hzyAk
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYv8UMdkMjM
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr30MrGdXW
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1CjQ6YvP5
所以？586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRI2XxskLZ
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U9eeNvWmF
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZPpLQjp2d
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiNVTHRccP
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQPoE29h43
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGOgDPjWrM
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7wB607Zfu
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqXkSII4LC
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIZtOy3Av2
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1ARfPiegb
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jAAR6Kvaf
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50FpOZLyqk
又回到我的故事。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgtn7LATsi
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586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡln3tDEovzG
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586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AKOSXdHtZ
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNlBQ8UoHz
「望咩啫你。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSIoDxDcZl
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW9VsRrass
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6KgUSZPpL
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