「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNt0hbuhPV
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWDiCT5SCp
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6damaIpiHV
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwjHFRMKCw
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9kxgwyStB
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「我聽唔明。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKmHRW2Xsn
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJnIh9w71m
「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGyYQSPkXp
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1RpPjNQHI
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEp3HLPCIP
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這個原因，遲點會說。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzZCZBHxm9
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRbZv8tceV
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUHwKqDTS7
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSmCjGvr4x
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aJcYCUtPs
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFl3NMdbda
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpNUhjGNEy
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoLK2h0HOJ
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy1Zsnpfuu
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnRehq5psV
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqf5PGlA2z
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvT94MAbCJI
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5ErVkjQ1M
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Py0wpNrJ
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxrQ36CvdU
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ebhJje6t3
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDT0XldN6u
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak2xUNrm6F
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy96KvRariO
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYLJZGxnkO
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6OIIQi9SF
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvvYJjGLvK
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8jQf9DGsv
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgffiexdtX
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbMEQm3zjb
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqWM3afR7v
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdjF4irQoN
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世事往往難以預料。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X8Hd4m3AA
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKfjuXXXTv
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a8dmdXzcX
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是的，真的那麼剛好。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWrrhWNDiZ
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDdOsYPEG8
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2stBwFlk0q
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAvnf2PDhS
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMc62ItEGx
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqPQQxRrF7
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eHGimtpUG
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcznGDo37RK
「你點先唔嬲啊？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrBmJpjXTO
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakpz4KHhbr
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsHZDwsOi8
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcblQDksY2V
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPbxyCIHv6
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPFsgyzEg2
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7mVwFE752
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjulryEGeN
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9IaNjYDtY
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHULq5xS3Va
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4uCudXSM2
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeZC63XYvJ
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWCyQKOtZ8
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkYdcx1PQk
「唔信！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpcQ8QM7cC
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVxJBotLGY
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjwZn5l3Yy
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKGpMkqnQP
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAQegbJHak
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn2fqkdHi0
他又加了句，「除左妳。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xMDJimJov
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSR43QjmUg
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHnd8ox3dT
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「咩點？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffsqg2e8ua
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2jDY3AI4p
「佢無打你咩？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWlyX4TN64
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGYxGn2Hl4
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhufCj8dMh
那麼奇怪？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBrBdZVFV1
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3QUwhWJlc
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdITOVYe7yA
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIGSbfMzIZ
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhVzF7RpZc
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cW7pwLoKD
「係咁就原諒你？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6ONdKyTkw
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTMOStdmHC
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsA9BbIvNQ
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP7zhqJaES
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigTJchSJvf
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy0SFBS9PL
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD14NR8Swp
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算了。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zNb7xsNeG
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqcfkaKI0x
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2jsuDTfFP
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqlcocZSmc
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwO3oq5UhH
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjRguODIdO
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwozDDBzHaw
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf93DiOBUq
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYMuJizJh7
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mvgvlrOcV
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可是他……632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JGNTmfVPa
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我該怎麼說呢？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sUq4t5vPX
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoR0JyRimWk
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbPvQBEH4A
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWpsSm2xPf
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws9e7aRvXW
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雖然動機未明。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12yYM8qGkt
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAK38ERccj
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgK3EYlkPM6
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm546CTNmb1
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXuDZzQ6xr
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqnoHfEck7
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKid4jgufyb
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub0DrfFyFW
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWc9gxqsWN
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7bXQJGskS
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnsH5mjK4b
而是「Chloe我幹你」。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfOB2fxuSS
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF5T4SPOAk
我說了，不原諒還好。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6ioC0xKU7
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkQS2LuNKy
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfxNgc1sYC
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU50zOeBcB
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLe2PeQZ3a
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6710o69J3
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl6cOIURWH
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDSSH1VJWP
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzINEXl97VJ
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC3X1WkZzZ
所以？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsx5gOjiZI
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW7zhJIXvj
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWnRVIqP8q
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7QB0p9I0x
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYObATjozj
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZadWNSkbX
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnfg9ojDWb
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyETY7cEsrp
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDt8WDQndX
632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdwDzrmGIT
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgSfX4g6gg
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又回到我的故事。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeRHrkwQi5
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「望咩啫你。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6YcBW81mW
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