「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8FWUcaKkj
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lCdBCPDlI
他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF39d1n4PZ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqFhkliW33
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbWSAdLN6a
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvyqW5SakA
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P9DPcEFTu
「我聽唔明。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0XmkdFDMx
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuTv1h0cUk
「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMYHOUiOmH
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf0zsftXcV
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV3pO30uzD
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBC0FmoGoU
這個原因，遲點會說。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbmY7hcv6f
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgSmebY0lH
話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit8fFha6kR
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOP3Z5wOKP
全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pH0kRqK4q
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tm6I69nY4
事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZw09dZv0g
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe00iY2FPed
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b4Qcx7ZQE
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvJHwH2opq
而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZncdVfVMs
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJMYcxtBvQ
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3MrTforrx
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX5zsTBZkD
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt4TWq9hq5
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGebVEQAxT
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiItWYPlWc5
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgojxAZyYq
然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm6mwIaPVa
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY8daJhkfp
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqC9pzAsEh
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9TeWxIq1w
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ljnxJMvFo
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1CcqnoXek
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZCn9voOiq
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9KLVxpejo
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9O2C7YlmMq
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74yozW6bd8
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT4zCIQt1d
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHydmZJXLD9
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXJupUJRML
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXcCWRGlV4
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLTYcrarfT
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRnNrHjzcK
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3Nowxifvq
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBltTXgGhg
世事往往難以預料。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpHaJmnd8t
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2mHwxr66v
當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xZ8xCfNGp
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xqOTbLrm6
嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i7raIy5ZH
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgSpO1JIa3
是的，真的那麼剛好。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmvL0b9HmT
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0PlCJHrgc
就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcuMr3o5Dh
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc1H1NzvSp
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5CiUGJjhB
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvazMonphcI
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTd1AWpxEL
即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfbY838lgk
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBxlf72v1t
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRu6dqsFmr
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZAs6gKXjU
「你點先唔嬲啊？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigwa4ZX7J3
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBRaq3BhqK
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC16swnmTR
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5vks8kLcm
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsi4iF37k5
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcP6emzQ8Q
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L3UjtCevt
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCMcuOQqOs
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB70zRTufm
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAJXTmagDF
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JT8SVIiVG
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0KsrOVPpF
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NElbJe2CR
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Cvau81OcP
「唔信！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeIayQYXJO
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVccxtoffS
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGO2RxCr5B
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcoOp8pGhj
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMVD1XqRGo
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACvjTBa3n0
他又加了句，「除左妳。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOFim8MHBe
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3tB8q8GsY
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8ecQXvEs4
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKCDY9YyLO
「咩點？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9jyy54Eoy
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNc58sEB7H
「佢無打你咩？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF99UmWXgsl
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3LKxIQxjp
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeX7hhkqiy
那麼奇怪？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4YB7GsSnf
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62fut1nqnq
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBmj3xIkVZ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEHLuWTAV3
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTdFV8KWPV
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0FQFTx9VM
「係咁就原諒你？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD7DAhd7gH
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8ZanEPU7T
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f35uwHcUk
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8kxL3y1xS
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBlBs1dSZ5
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBRv7tIUW7
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYaHRfNDnO
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8mWtYwElP
算了。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRytyJHP0j
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUCk8U8HR6
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhraeh0VIwS
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXEob3Vqsi
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8l7xoneEC
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6uOXnx4Ky
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kY364vD3y
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NySCyRkZz
或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YLlzUBR6J
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkbYoLbjsD
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhV5p3CPC1
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGvoQgPMdd
可是他……686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU9nZWJ1R6
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq2XxVeg9o
我該怎麼說呢？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyi0LySpfR
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqjTbgQ3aD
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76EkUwexd2
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwucMKOrPh
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62YlYupudc
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMExUZ332A
雖然動機未明。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOg54Ql6E2
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlqW0Km3xX
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhvj7svty6
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EbRdrFwBL
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGj48UlGFN
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4Nh1Wcvcp
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEAoKHrj21
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJEXiEHGwM
也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMoxJkwOUQ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsgpsxBD39
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ej20bwgmi
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8ga0zrmwd
而是「Chloe我幹你」。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOScPrZW9Y
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjbygnuGNE
我說了，不原諒還好。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h0CWd0yIq
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHYJwyMIAu
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpTUJCE9fy
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WteDsPB9m
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0761ZSx6j
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdmAHEha9E
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL7SnMbJll
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4brHM12zCo
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qmNG89gaU
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F8R0X41Kh
所以？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07qIqQbV8C
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhPL8vlOzb
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAGzNOkbmQ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiI9IW2YlC
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGOgo38HiA
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVRkynlema
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpLrkq6GVI
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H92RFrXw6
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkM2wwiudQ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkWkzy6Klc
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6z5b8fnwG
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCp9mgqzNa
又回到我的故事。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2fvhZ3PlO
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFNfsKoVa4
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU4rTd0l4C
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx7OtjczBw
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k1Nle4Rqv
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbw2OdjE0F
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTS0fjIj8T
「望咩啫你。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWc1B4NG5l
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQrG811Qp1
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8gjRwnegS
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