【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMRkGsMnDn
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsSwruFwzT
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfmTnUvtPI
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1LMvVMPut
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTh6VxBJZR
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrViqDykoWa
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffgjtmr2vB
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGSwQW4Qel
席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i4xZijJB0
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGlbxYedeG
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEGEI4NhJn
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxw3aVDNKY
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都快大學畢業了還小？584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYZ21xgjQB
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrS2VWFvPP
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEIYquOesR
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn9H6uvNO4
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJiUFd4SwD
——分手收場！湊CP失敗！584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rZvhB6B2w
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLWcneMkR2
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9XboBi7gV
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rqp1UrFl6
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKlmy4DldE
【艾登x凌小兔】584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolC5NogNrN
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NT4DYIBWx
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIVu8S8Jxs
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRDDhbaFKB
「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1uC2aciPZ
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXShbOvEOtZ
「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC2CJaZR3b
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9boAPz9bK
一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6KZCSOmZh
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F0AePWSdn
「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd5pUgrito
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小兔QAQ584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtFPHZWrkG
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXnoIFsKwN
「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AOUai1YL6
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAgMwhFuj0
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBZ4Y4UMnH
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR9Lizyh3Z
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMTv9dd0Y2
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXI065li3S
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoa9e9qtNDQ
【艾登x泰特斯】584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bMGDvrjHz
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gaCGiZa5N
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz1jM55QQ0
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OmXx2PLFY
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgGUSZW7Xm
泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGJrjAjQE9
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAlIGiKytc
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre3gNSt5lk
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2N9M9MdDT
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHySVzeuoYi
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWoFtpmGC7
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5mJLsCLIn
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH15u3wiPT
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2X8iaM3xE
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpx7HwB2BUt
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xlfz11PQw
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3lCrngrlA
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmEdPfHlIV
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ur9aNZ9yb
「泰——我愛你！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN3Ih3HWI5
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMGQqTOwaf
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVydPI8Wnj
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkBdq4EOE7
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4B6AhS59N8
泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsE7JYqAUj
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「……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IrnCYyi0n
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05W7wyxk4f
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArCl1efVOC
結論：太重口作者不行（＃584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gnCac3K3G
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【付墨x貝兒】584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCzPnCAw07
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lDKD4gA1m
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9s9GGXfSj
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleP1uxAiNM
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p4PriMisU
「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObPWwgLFbH
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ik0Eybfp7
吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8FP9Qp48K
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5ORigdLWE
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KvwWmirqD
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwfvJ0F664
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ic6rjFfTJ
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1rCQW8aZP
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKlkhON5vk
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hY55fcSTp
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A0EMK4Ch3
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmb4vbHvgq
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvC9sMDR9pp
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarV9BR8Bjd
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdSFGpXRyG
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IMvneOFHx
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXIgsMeIOP
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3LodDjBQ0
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbanaqkeeBC
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付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8Bv4YOXDF
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3LytlqzF0
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx78qOrkrCI
「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lO1HwGGi2
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncWqsSjtJn
「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD8QgEdhkP
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「……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5Uf6SiEZs
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTQZoQljOL
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDwBnnwb4K
付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjDzc02z6E
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貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYSlon6Z4A
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付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv72OZ0eZBE
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xrbgjrrxw
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6h7Kvogi2A
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItuDfmuZ1Z
傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldW2EyTA0C
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQYy4oK8vE
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK57qGPmqF
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZCPhm67B1
「我哥說……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT6qo2j7Q1
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRYlPfGjS2
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwE8SOpnM6k
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSfVqx9ZCY
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「……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalMs1AQKkp
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBQ2bh1yIN
——結局同一（抹臉584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8eyhXRLul
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy7U4XTphG
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD8GwDEKdi
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIub04OtUB
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxF53AqWuiQ
【艾登x貝兒】584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6slHqD4kwF
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx1hLAlaY8
「小貝兒——」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpflFy9Wtc
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPHSb87CpE
某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2V6zBnZ0LQ
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdIZnBmTfu
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqkkN35OO0
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinU1zMtlEO
「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqPHrLWbpx
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwQoaa1e3i
於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡappx9m9ihQ
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66ImPmyGFx
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGXhe4HwxL
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0jTz6wBNZ
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmhZdFvG0k
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdn6TCdZ7I
「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcCqirjIwJ
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0UI8ypTVp
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艾登：「……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHCa8E7TOp
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyVFNLHhAy
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUtxsOI8jL
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyFDWxV3nV
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgqhJbzR5s
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9I1SaEiyoS
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艾登：「……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMz5tZRaPK
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlcg7C3Rlt
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpGN4NyWWs
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQCjf0XFNk
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY017sgeOVT
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvrzpieDHj
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艾登：「……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMRpa3xsBc
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBXJhVC8s2
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOnsbn9g5t
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQoQtdZvHX
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUY6Tghl9t
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpcVZYlLs0
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxI2jSJbOce
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkBqwHjjZU
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艾登：「……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhmUJGOBwC
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxqDtStYmq
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjG6451SJ3
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【艾登x汪一全】584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKnqqen1XF
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsevdKo7DUQ
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTeqduXDK4
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii5ByKhQ7g
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcLzX6uIzd
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全叔氣絕。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmavdYMz7u
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUm79myO2R
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ySxP9TbgP
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【席倫x貝兒】584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGDwoe3pzl
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KZVb0NaZm
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倫：「……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWA9WJ8GZV
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貝：「……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvV5D3ZWfj
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPvmSfVQwn
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB9cRwu96f
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaTgh7OWOL
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Happy New Year！584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSo5CNIe0y
2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsKKaRgQrT
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSMJ7L6tXs
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