【情話綿綿小劇場】永不變的位置
By 喵芭渴死姬
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黑晊世溫柔親吻他的額頭,滿足地輕嘆:「於我而言,你的位置永遠不變。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAVOxqKtchpq
尤爾靜靜凝視黑晊世映著自己臉龐的眼瞳,揚起豁然開朗的微笑。497Please respect copyright.PENANAxvIWU6rF9g
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★試問:同一句情話,用在不同人身上,會有什麼樣的反應呢?★497Please respect copyright.PENANA8UH6YkiOCk
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某日,傳泰伊忽有所感,深情道:「貝兒,於我而言,你的位置永遠不變。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAEoub3uTRFI
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「嗄?」苗貝兒愣了愣後,一臉遺憾委屈地嘟嘴說:「可是,為師想換個位子坐耶,那邊離烤山豬比較近說。」497Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ub3XQfLZh
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小混蛋就是小混蛋!497Please respect copyright.PENANAwIiecb6a5l
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【美人與爆炸頭組】497Please respect copyright.PENANAGCPegZnkdB
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艾登忽然宇宙大爆發地仰天宣示:「喔!上帝啊!對哥而言,小倫的位置永遠不變!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAZrTcEavdl2
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聞言,席倫嫣然一笑,默默拿出手機開始滑了起來。497Please respect copyright.PENANAUSI3Whzcic
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果不其然,豬頭登越說越嗨:「因為哥對小倫的愛就像那天際銀河延綿不絕,又像那浩瀚宇宙的無窮無盡,就算是……(以下數千字)」497Please respect copyright.PENANAvYiVgDYFxm
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於是,席倫回覆完粉絲的留言後,再確認了下通告行程,又與貝兒連線打了幾場遊戲,見艾登似乎抒發得不夠還再滔滔不絕,便乾脆一把才拉下他的領子,送上極銷魂的一吻後,笑罵道:「豬,知道了,我也是。」497Please respect copyright.PENANASDKOFixuJm
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艾登立馬陷入癡癡的幸福傻笑中,感動含淚得再無法言語。497Please respect copyright.PENANAt8spFIOykU
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世界終於安靜了,美人女王果真御夫有術!497Please respect copyright.PENANAbxjQfldeDf
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【地府大叔偽正太組】497Please respect copyright.PENANAVOiTrtRLwO
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「靠杯,愛就愛,拐那麼多彎衝瞎(幹嘛)?」克里斯二話不再說,直接撲倒董事長,將愛的真理實踐得淋漓盡致。497Please respect copyright.PENANASX09Bmw8RY
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果然,肌肉大叔辦事就是快狠準啊!(董事長表示台詞呢?)497Please respect copyright.PENANA1zGXcWZxNu
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【腹黑雞與天然兔子組】497Please respect copyright.PENANApb2oTch5W8
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「對我而言,你的位置永遠不變。」付墨將臉擺在最帥的角度,以最性感的嗓音柔情道。497Please respect copyright.PENANALRCvzFljFB
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「學長。」凌小兔含淚凝視。497Please respect copyright.PENANANIO9P7MNlS
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「小兔子。」付墨亦深情回望。497Please respect copyright.PENANAaw7VKAnFKx
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「真的都不變嗎?」見付墨依然堅定地點頭,凌小兔便淡淡地撇過頭,開始算起舊帳兼打臉,「可是,你明明甩過我,還說只是玩玩的而已,又跟好多人交往找什麼替代品,後來還跟別人聯手騙我……」497Please respect copyright.PENANAfi1UNGEXlz
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囧喔!於是,付墨手忙腳亂地慌張解釋:「那、那不都過去了嗎?我改過自新了,別生氣啊!小兔你聽我解釋……」497Please respect copyright.PENANAyH1iFYmqtk
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其實,真正腹黑的是小兔子吧?付雞泥,你保重!497Please respect copyright.PENANAWwK57wOawz
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【犬男虎女組】497Please respect copyright.PENANA4qjzcTdMPt
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汪一全溫柔凝視美麗的愛妻,打算讓夫妻倆也來浪漫一回,「老婆,對我來說,你的位置是永遠不變的。」497Please respect copyright.PENANA2x7bq6eRfG
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豈知,凌小琥突然沈默地盯著他,半晌後,發出一陣以令人毛骨悚然的怪笑聲,「咯咯咯,老娘有靈感了,雙叔組的黃昏之戀,呼呼呼!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAdYxFKKYMp4
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汪大叔默然流下兩行清淚,跟女漢子求浪漫什麼的,真是玻璃心碎滿地喔!497Please respect copyright.PENANAkqv1GFDFrf
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【奧普斯神受玩家組】497Please respect copyright.PENANAaG9nNN70Hl
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腦攻NPC一臉裝逼的帥氣側露,柔聲道:「神小受,對我而言,你的位置永遠不變。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAvR5EUPvxN1
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你才神受立刻就炸毛怒了,「靠!那我不是沒有反攻的機會了?」497Please respect copyright.PENANArWiio0w7gd
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腦攻NPC抽了抽嘴角,滿腔柔水頓轉黑笑說:「呵,那個位置也的確不會變!」497Please respect copyright.PENANASGPjBcCKys
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這就是不想反攻的小受不是好小受的真理啊!497Please respect copyright.PENANA9iR0HB8OWL
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【傲嬌大小貓兄弟組】497Please respect copyright.PENANAIZseaGMu4h
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為免再次被誤會,泰特斯記取了前世的教訓,決定不拐彎抹角並強調重點地直接說:「寶貝兒,你『在我心中』的位置永遠不變。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAwPpHVxu47u
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「唔……我、我、我……」497Please respect copyright.PENANA54NB1Qt2sc
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見寶貝兒立馬羞紅的小臉,泰特斯滿意地回以寵溺一笑,看來這回的深情剖白總算被清楚接收了。不過,貌似是講得太清楚了,貝兒羞到最後,竟炸毛地跳起來大叫奔逃。497Please respect copyright.PENANABBSwxfFxJ8
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「吐厭!膩在那麼多人面前講辣麼大聲槓麻啦?」497Please respect copyright.PENANAo78MXpQUtf
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好吧,至少小傲嬌終於正常發揮了。497Please respect copyright.PENANACR6XzCjKVH
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【幕後】497Please respect copyright.PENANAglOfqDq6vX
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智慧型罪犯的殺人魔約翰J先生,揚著溫柔的優雅淡笑,輕聲說:「親愛的母親,對我而言,您的位置永遠不變。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAcwzWUKNcNN
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喵芭立馬跪地噴淚抖,「別啊,娘給你加戲就是了,拜託別記著我啊!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAigPRkH2jc6
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結論:最大贏家J先生QWQ497Please respect copyright.PENANAyAyS7Jp86t
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——作者腦殘結束(###
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 12.10.2016