【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3zUc3lzQM
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvyqs7KBTg
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IAkHWrwMA
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDd6RnwolH
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FWZT5Rq7o
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDKwyfn8bl
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWDgfg73TF
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeouSlqrvSN
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzDQHSPFff
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUDdBf6xqY
席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDjIWcyvEZ
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2gYHB0dog
泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGkLdpBjPp
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4alIED3K7l
都快大學畢業了還小？536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreF9MLSl4N
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oAjFVD3J7
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqx0F6lNaF
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C8EmFbCA2
席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQSHJkcy3F
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYHuqyXK8r
——分手收場！湊CP失敗！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Dt9wpJtQ5
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDijpZdZ3Cb
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaalqliXc36
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【艾登x凌小兔】536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZqq30Dkms
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FybXQZh7n
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lGaasKxOx
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s26T18vGk
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37MDlbBn3U
「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjINASTMzjv
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWbclPXGdd
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8rO8znCx4
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小兔QAQ536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7DAbixJ9K
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbWfqN1k5y
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPh2n6ORqY
「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbQT8riQ3g
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUca5hSXlX
——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzhivWvz8Y
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYl5kawJhX0
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHrqrTiFuz
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEga28EiO5v
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBDls6Ya0U
【艾登x泰特斯】536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9w3ou7k4F
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsd2Pc0ks3
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAyd5gXuqd
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVktELA4T1
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0ve3bkQHV
泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDEziCIQgE
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFrZaxnA9d
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtueiprqDiN
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWetIx189K0
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNodLUzCvhT
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd43LAZOOwD
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hpijGjoi5
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr5UgbR8jQ
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhP4d1kovH
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntkw1Xm7TG
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExYpgwXJWi
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡab3ecFVsw0
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAENlWP9X2
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1efeY3Mml8
「泰——我愛你！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uUrX4NnDQ
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgORiBDfByq
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZjQROaK6o
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDwfD7gNes
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGTJs9F32R
泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnKWd1FaYp
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「……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrJIxNhxw7
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSrxaa8icT
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoRHRUi5mu
結論：太重口作者不行（＃536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLUrjw6V4U
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【付墨x貝兒】536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6aTHnOHcE
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw1aTo0rKD
「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49Ik4JvGnB
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROOgeeJZUo
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWubT4MDJd
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qTrKKA4sB
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fkDHLA6t6
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MAln0Z8dw
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwPg1wWcZI
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTPZFQ9sLl
直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡangHpt2JuI
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YW1LbsYcj
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVKDfnucN7
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTbn6xRw6h
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAnaRKU5Gw
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs29m6LNnH
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaCXsQT41O
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnSrYhjd3g
「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIqh9LDFGY
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTfaRmkNc9
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeszUMx5tn
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPrO0T4Gjg
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeJCKEvKV4
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWY7LkwmHw
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJj6TwxIz7
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjow5VneqNd
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUnt2lDg9V
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejnI5gYojr
貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfMFpQl8eE
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwD4RdKwrER
「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQgnJPT2QK
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi45p1hL09T
「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFa0iCs1lgc
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjODUS8A4e
「……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAR7Lvnahx
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnxsYUvgpk
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLz5OMHAyb
付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVEh0PdlDm
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1TlW0lwjh
貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOzXvzZkFc
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF0uepsUlM
付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrCvXjLJ3L
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUNb7j8eIC
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa71QAaCQ52
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgwqUIFtfH
傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaokceDzwRR
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrQdcQVRpD
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHETqfKec42
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApyLQqqVZk
「我哥說……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QzcfuUJPp
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbGy3CFcly
付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzoBySlS31
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHE7Tpoinm9
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2AwEdboVv
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72o6mzPWZJ
「……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuviG7OJ4Y
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNu8vJmWz0
——結局同一（抹臉536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9yu0xoR7D
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKb8JUPirj
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAtMCISoF3
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKLe3DpAa8
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamDrguA4jw
【艾登x貝兒】536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYiLmG9j3u
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjOXO2x7jC
「小貝兒——」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHSWEyJObk
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhwAijn4ZT
某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5X9QFjnJ2
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlipq7n07W
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkC05TewapL
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajHte9fvUZ
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofNYUkuuWE
於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3Yh8jiQM7
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIZpe6krta
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwNQExfTgm
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBhpANqq2A
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxZfLbDHZ6
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZY1baAFsF
「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEWwB4SBj6
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutSFkerMEU
「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF8ySrVagn
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNMUuQZMjR
艾登：「……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j7wCusdzF
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Vlv4LTLae
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybZcgtC6Rb
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTudhpfJUN
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRCOa9CaEV
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboXLVvLrAT
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艾登：「……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxcfTMOYQs
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBcQ1g5605
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2cW1gRbni
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZB1qspJCi
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqbxovCav9
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ucGcPxhxl
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艾登：「……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahen1FVWwq
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVtxoFGEHH
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPuToUqeCl
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8SpDlqpmT
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NMOhXUJ1I
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU2PS7oM29
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauSp9EutXc
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovuK7FBWkA
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艾登：「……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t5SuTdrPh
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFrl9S9o9X
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tAYDOoXkA
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【艾登x汪一全】536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuhLgOeZCm
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxslLF4ZlJ
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Tyjt36kA
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaiirIc1zk
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM3zmESxZi
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全叔氣絕。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLJzMX8ZT2
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kj7feTMQ6
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8mDlosucb
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【席倫x貝兒】536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyiMNwyiQ7
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bdXaooyqb
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倫：「……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAAvz7Mqav
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貝：「……」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzc9fv6lWd
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGXdLFOw8o
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r7x8TepDE
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjif3f7lqQ
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後記：
Happy New Year！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwnABdMCjW
2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD898TISgD
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLkwJRwMwk
下次來玩玩靈能組的大風吹吧～ＡＷＡ（準備被釘孤支＃536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrMysiakpf
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