【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEk3gD9qIL
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7hmshlyoe
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvk5xhzGD6
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakM4XLWmgK
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l2ciIPBPp
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinIk8rgf4p
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEer1qVkMyP
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWoVKO22ka
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCKqe9Ictf
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcDESWzrWT
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctTBNhbJgV
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都快大學畢業了還小？617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfmhSpVENC
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBfOghu9kq
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC5w5F3gOi
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNmjCxHKS8
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——分手收場！湊CP失敗！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNvEIss2dz
617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qlNBB5TQJ
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6myyQraha7
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【艾登x凌小兔】617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMwl7iCst2
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「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmOs0gz1rW
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8d0Gx3F5s
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVFtWNba6G
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3dEs7ziaD
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc2N7PAIi7
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小兔QAQ617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0jVh5RDkP
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwYB5dMdge
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmDT7jgCOh
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvscudOOAsn
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結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7qab7jJpp
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【艾登x泰特斯】617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpqDYKSImF
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfm7uevAYpc
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艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBeqq0l0Rp
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泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1HgF1hGfH
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艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjR8FQF4IC
617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYSj1iki1K
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV3TFJrsp0
617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjUKxEdNK2
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKWzZmule1
617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsItJwUiHmp
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B0VwAAI0w
617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkrLdbzuA1
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs6isO1ZRz
617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoc1afOBfn
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxRaf8Zweo
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「泰——我愛你！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnthtsp1yFk
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艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN0q1auSj6
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5hX0xLKtd
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泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdLf9hCHJt
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「……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkjvzuSEqV
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35BAdBsE4M
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDizWgJoY73
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【付墨x貝兒】617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQivvK4pV8
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbQybBF4EE
617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYIYN07gQ9
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEnQwVJHOj
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHSq0LL2WB
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGB1YaPyCZA
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「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB3CR4ds7u
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5mk5RLW7K
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隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITwbPKLSvv
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貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp88tLITc3w
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付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eJRWeHUFS
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZQtOdvQSw
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囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobjNZfgzkM
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付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03p5Pp6Aay
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貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NZHGEsxQR
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付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DmCllpyjP
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIHjpnEhLc
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p0cZPOr9e
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZXFw8XgQa
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「……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaCBYfwZJZ
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6eAsdmTzB
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付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXretgo8vCM
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貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYklDPoBpQZ
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付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOPe75pabG
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貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzYQHxuT3t
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCuw1AWji9
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付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ituW5IdRO
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「我哥說……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LfSdktYdq
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XxIsYCZh9
617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1RvlrJghk
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcaUBQeS6i
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「……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99IgjieGxN
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——結局同一（抹臉617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllGpsSpE64
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsY0MZK0Ni
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【艾登x貝兒】617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXDdUVADtG
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「小貝兒——」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOcNbSsSY1
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某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9BdncigKc
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「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4DaPrwGpU
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdwKTNxPHx
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於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxIDyDu6qc
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「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7cBOsd8GJ
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「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKGgcx1itN
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLnactTBZi
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTmL9nXhgv
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艾登：「……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj97rOGn2bG
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyf00jKDqE
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRrwpYmNV8
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMjaqCcI2f
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AcfKNwjHx
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovEgS1F5t5
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艾登：「……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWgmK0eqgr
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGEr5vVWNJ
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI7gzZ8q38
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce2zKs76EY
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQDmwbmgW5
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU1d8uWEf4
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艾登：「……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo50jaVMr2
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKHMk0AG5L
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQus15l0ntE
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0n2J7hugD
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qy3BWuLIW
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TBypPnF7d
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WFTdfcmY8
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9c6EQBwlo
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艾登：「……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRoYsPJpfV
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYXcTIPziE
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiF180waVz
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【艾登x汪一全】617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DUdXOxo34
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9fxmuVL1k
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0lYLlAXf2
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxuipaBwcQ
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEDWxEcI8D
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全叔氣絕。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYmIGvHpHK
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6B6mlwpxSI
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzRoDWXpmX
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【席倫x貝兒】617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQSDBi91A2
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTDKEaaCCJ
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倫：「……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbElLQgdQT
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貝：「……」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtbfeTLI3l
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBbwvN4dVQ
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrHCkDKtFo
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJND6F5rwSN
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqfVH5nQSh
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