糖水會在女生樓層六樓的common room舉行，Michael自告奮勇的跟著另外幾個女生下去二樓將糖水拿上來，樂言和呀君滿場飛的認識女孩子，我則呆坐在一角想著剛才的事情，又不斷拿著手機更新著紙言，看看有沒有新文章貼出來。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eDjgaV3YI
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6Wd6pzIhw
「喂，你做乜鬼匿埋一二邊玩電話呀? 又話嚟搵初戀? 」樂言走過來在我的耳邊輕聲道。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8x2DN0oFG
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iORLdFOZa
「哦? ......係啦係啦，嚟啦。」紙言還沒有新文章，躲在一角自閉也不是辦法，而且樂言也說得對，還是先找初戀為妙。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gpa3Y8vNa
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJzwbqAAYs
我暫時放下羊先生的事情，換了一個嘴臉，努力跟樂言一起認識女孩子。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjw3IgNTXW
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGUK9Ka1RA
「Hey, Kitty，呢個係我roommate，佢叫做Samuel呀。」樂言向我介紹一個高挑長髮的女生，樣子不錯，不過不是我喜歡的類型。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtehxd5fZqi
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYdbK8ilKq
「Hi，叫我Sam得啦。」我保持應有的禮貌打了聲招呼。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpkNF61tFd
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF6NhlQiJa
Kitty也向我打了聲招呼，然後我們就聊起一些無聊趣事。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsn8GcrwWp
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCcoK3ojUB
不過大部份時間只是樂言和Kitty在聊而已，我只是敷衍的應付一兩句，一來Kitty不是我杯茶，二來我也想著剛才的事情。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccfLFMnxsW
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88ujRBtPp7
「喂！有糖水食啦各位！」Michael情緒高漲的拿著一大煲糖水，在數個女生的簇擁下，一邊大呼小叫一邊走進common room。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDH4p31VNi
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi29VseazIw
我們三個同時交換了一個眼色，大概大家都在想同一件事﹕Michael你可以冷靜一下嗎? 雖然我們明白你一下子見到這麼多女生是多麽的興奮，但也不用這麼High過頭吧? 這樣只會嚇跑人家的。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuuLkaUTWq
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hWKAoCGMh
我打算扮作不認識他，逕自走到盥洗盤將碗和匙羹洗乾淨。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstalEiRuvR
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJ5FZJ0DST
「駛唔駛幫手呀? 」一把甜美的女聲從右側傳過來。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsYDQTEFg8
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHs1dP3Y60
我轉頭一看，是一個比我矮一個頭，瘦瘦削削，綁著一條短馬尾的女生，樣子還算可愛。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0L8q4t7IH
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmibhIl2CV
「哦，好呀，唔該你。」我將洗好的匙羹放在她手上，然後拿著一堆碗，和她一起放在中央一張大桌子上。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ulxU5cKNA
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIU7fX7aM3
Michael擠進我和這個女生中間，並暗地將我推開。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmreSgMhpV
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi1aaVzVOF
「Jodi我幫你潷吖，你想食幾多呀? 」Michael一臉殷勤的向那女生道。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrll26kKXw
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQUFoOYo5h
喂喂！Michael你不用這樣子吧，我又沒有說過要跟你爭，你不用一下子就擠開我吧? 好歹我們也是認識的啊！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMF3AI4GD9
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrjUarGP8p
算了算了，早知Michael你這個人是重色輕友的了，反正我今天也沒有甚麼心情，全都讓給你好了。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH2ZYu760l
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA1GWDd2kb
我獨自坐在一旁，拿著手機又去檢查有沒有新文章，突然又有一把女聲問我﹕「咦你唔食糖水咩? 我比我呢碗你吖。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbDFCjj1FG
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9eeJjqPWt
原來是剛才那個叫Jodi的女生，她正把她手上的碗遞給我。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU62PqyoyDC
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y0AXgQlV1
「吓? 哦，唔該你。」我也不好意思拒絕，我接過碗後，問她﹕「咁你呢? 你唔食咩? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dcB0Bg9ix
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4gjyRUDdR
她微笑道﹕「我去攞第二碗咪得囉。」接著她到桌子上拿了另外一碗糖水，然後坐在我旁邊。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ApO6YOj0I
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbwJputArg
我也不好意思繼續看手機，於是跟她攀談起來﹕「係呢Jodi，你讀邊科㗎 ? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOce93604v
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13G8ZVDdoA
Jodi略表驚訝﹕「你又知我叫Jodi? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZK5Z4wYJE
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXKPub0Tpf
我指了指Michael笑道﹕「頭先Michael好大聲講你個名出嚟嘛。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEWyPtyUvM
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEutzsSPYW
她鼓起了腮﹕「咁你呢? 你未話我知你叫咩名喎。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCri2V5xiJ
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3sMreY2Uk
我道﹕「我叫Samuel，你叫我Sam啦，佢哋都係咁叫我。我同樂言、呀君同Michael都係讀Accounting㗎。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56JS4Ns8U7
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEXsVmQa1t
她作恍然大悟狀﹕「哦，原來你就係11樓嗰四個......之一。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZncEdwgUZ
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8FSXncn7L
四個甚麼之一? 我見她的笑容有點不懷好意，也不想追問下去。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6A8WebTJ6
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrQH89A474
我也不知道他們三個在短短數日之內在這裏闖出了甚麼名堂，但大概不是甚麼好東西吧，於是我拉開了話題﹕「你仲未話我知你讀咩科喎。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiVEWytSnH
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cvspHUSAK
「我都係BBA Year1呀，我讀HR㗎。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrnl7Mcbwt
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINoRI69tDb
「哦? 咁遲啲可能會一齊上lecture喎。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQq2zaJS1n
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMIRko2rwv
「咦? 你哋講緊咩咁好傾呀? 」Michael突然加一把口來插科打諢。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXaT5jBhBc
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnt6Gcgoyh
我隨口道﹕「無呀，我話啲蕃薯糖水淡戊戊，諗緊係邊個煲咋嘛。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLDznEygMg
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGu3L22HFM
Michael道﹕「唔係吖，我覺得淡淡哋幾清新呀，Jodi佢煲得唔錯吖。」然後笑淫淫的看著我。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLp9w69NpjB
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0FAn7q17r
這個臭小子！逮到機會就乘機在女生面前損我，這種事情他還真是做得出來。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jw46J38Sc
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerlYn7DgP7
「係咩? 我覺得薑味唔夠濃，同埋啲蕃薯唔夠甜囉。」我也無意為了爭取好感而說討好的說話，所以刻意說真話。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseNyCe1HDg
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMVOaYYnI6
Jodi聞言喝了一口糖水﹕「又好似有啲淡喎......」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55gCAqiWnp
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTX7G7oJhA
Michael馬上插嘴﹕「唔係吖Jodi，我覺得好好飲呀，係呀Sam佢奄尖聲悶啫，唔駛佢煲仲呀吱呀咗。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlQciETbPP
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAUofaNwhe
行行行！Michael我讓給你好了，不要再攻擊我了。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByfMtJa571
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEzAu6Fa5P
我三扒兩撥將糖水喝光，然後站起來道﹕「我食飽啦，你哋慢慢啦，我上返去先啦。」然後就頭也不回的離開了六樓。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRs32cMOJ6
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0NxkdJ6Wf
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jfmSEyXn4
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97LM2OtIQV
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkDwlipdcq
回到房間，我又急不及待的查看了紙言，還是未有更新。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHW5iORUUhl
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTGqZoy5bl
既然還未有更新，我就首先思考一下整件事。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlqLzYaJ2A
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd0HyOEWuy
一個叫羊先生的網絡作者，在網絡上發表了一個故事，名叫《我老婆教我追女仔》，故事中的主角跟我同名同姓，一樣是BU Accounting的Year 1，而且序章所說的事情跟我完全一模一樣。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrgEUvBKKi
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP8GGCVxT9
嗯......難道這個「羊先生」就是我自己? 我自己寫了故事發表出去而我也不知道? 是人格分裂? 夢遊?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdpS6dQaqW
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTmTlAXPod
我思考著各種可能性，但沒有一個是合理的。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9ISiKHPna
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6Jol6odjX
還是這個「羊先生」是平行宇宙中的我? 『我』在另一個宇宙發表了這個故事，但卻給我看到了?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLxQuMI83J
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ags7C9jb6
雖然這個假設也很科幻，但這是唯一一個可以解釋一切，而我又能夠接受的原因。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR6eaYQWox
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw3YiXqJpS
若是這樣的話，豈不是看了這個故事，我就會知道我將會發生甚麼事嗎?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YZsZ88TKk
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hcLUNEhMs
對了！羊先生不是有facebook專頁嗎? 給他一個訊息問一下就好了。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUabW3f4Xx
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDPa2M4UC4
「羊先生你好，我偶然睇到你個故，發現你故事中嘅男主角唔止同我同名同姓，連序章講嘅內容同男主角嘅想法都同我一模一樣。我意思係，我就係陳洛鋒，我都係讀BU Accounting Year1。究竟你係邊個? 點解你會知道我啲嘢? 見字請速回。好心急嘅陳洛鋒上。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0FxQHCkmw
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEaOkcW7CM
發了這個訊息之後，我就開始研究這個故事。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD0Shnlp56
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlvSfjyI02
故事名稱叫做《我老婆教我追女仔》，那麼這個『我』，應該是說主角，即是『陳洛鋒』吧。那麼會有一個『老婆』來教我追女仔? 這是甚麼狗屁故事? 我老婆要教我找小三? 不會吧?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmNyMAZGod
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57HjSSnnDR
我又重頭看一遍簡介，說是有一個少女阻止『我』向女神表白，又自認是『我』的老婆，但卻要教『我』如何追求女神。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JN9qxbIla
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAaHCatChD
嗯......這個少女既然自認是我的老婆，應該真的是我老婆吧? 不然這個故事要如何說下去? 但為何我會有一個老婆呢? 難道是指腹為婚但我是不知道的?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGc9eYhksZm
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Un0HKDp3p
我馬上打了一個電話給我姊姊﹕「喂家姐。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly2mYiE9uu
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56I1wOifKl
「點呀細佬? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vbml67k1D
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDCCkSOU85
「我有無一個指腹為婚嘅老婆，係呀爸呀媽一直都無話我知㗎? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W5nNKIVex
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsSXNtNNRh
姊姊聞言大笑﹕「哈哈哈！你係咪想要女朋友諗到傻咗呀? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs9fMVQe6f
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUCPxHYdxx
「喂，咪笑住啦，認真問㗎！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXFaFdxMkc
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW7jxheM6h
「無呀！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4exbUKBf7
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1O8VGwK70
「你肯定? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OsyiJBaqk
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gFzBLRVeZ
「1000%肯定呀！咪諗埋啲無聊嘢啦，想要女朋友就靠自己啦！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKinFi7YRWU
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJTRervFqq
「係啦係啦！係咁啦！」得到確認後我馬上掛上電話，免得被她繼續恥笑下去。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmEG2tVefh
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY1wlqvseN
不是指腹為婚，那麼這個老婆是從那裏來的?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDEm5nBY7Y
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksPDOkHhrM
這個盲點我想來想去想不通，於是就放棄了。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYXLnEyEni
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx2DiRZD1d
看畢序章後，這個故事背景應該是發生在『我』的大學時代，即是跟我現在的情況一樣。那麼故事名上的這個「追女仔」，應該就是『我』在大學裏追女仔吧。而簡介亦說『我』正打算向女神表白，那麼這個女神是誰呢? 到現在為止還沒有甚麼女生能讓我覺得她是女神啊！難道這個女神還沒有出現?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vHlgf3Nnt
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEw7tJXLTT
就在我幻想著這個女神到底是甚麼模樣的時候，房門打開了。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmKzPIZJEf
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplhk0RT1hI
樂言笑問﹕「做咩咁快上返嚟呀? 多女得滯怕羞呀? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qcmwX0xcW
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo0Z80vsoV
我也懶得跟他解釋，揮揮手敷衍道﹕「係呀係呀，我唔喺度咪仲好，少個人同你哋爭飯食呀嘛。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7O6nuSvYg
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVt5P67iM7j
他走過來搭著我的肩膊，笑道﹕「咁講嘢㗎你，無咗你呢塊綠葉喺度，又點襯托住我呢朵牡丹呢? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaGmrAOoZ9
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6kt5jAOf2
我白了他一眼，別過頭去不太想理會他。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEimfRMg1cO
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcIsxgP3tO
他沒有理會我的冷淡對待，續道﹕「我哋玩UNO呀，一齊落嚟玩啦。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoCfxNQd45
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3yjb57WnQ
我搖頭﹕「唔好啦，我想睇小說呀。」我還想等待文章更新，而且我也要等待羊先生的回覆。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQBVKcKzGK
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93UKrTr300
「睇咩小說呀? 」樂言瞄了我的電腦屏幕一眼，道﹕「睇乜鬼嘢甜故吖，落嚟同我哋一齊玩UNO好過啦。」然後不理我願不願意，硬將我拉到了六樓。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTktlXDiHVl
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk5PUBQwBt
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856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv25B7o0cEk
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxncO8ksE0X
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZr8pw7n5cv
「咦? 你哋返嚟啦。」才剛走進common room，Kitty就向我們招手。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEj9E2KWhg
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel17LnPNZS
樂言拉著我一起坐下﹕「係呀係呀，呢條友囉，話太多靚女喺度怕羞喎，咪自己一個返上去囉。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTGZDQAH82
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkkzAai0Rs
他的說話惹來一陣竊笑聲，眾人的目光都集中在我身上，讓我窘得無地自容。這個時候，我走也不是不走也不是。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yaXmKYRWo
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy9wpUPTjL
我本想狠狠的揍樂言一頓，最低限度也是要瞪他一眼的，但我怕這時候做出甚麼舉動都有欲蓋彌彰之疑。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwygBXS4Qqw
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqOFGCZs8S
「Sam，乜你咁怕羞㗎咩? 唔似喎。」說話的正是坐在我旁邊的Jodi，她正似笑非笑的看著我。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxP9LI1uXH
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iNmZVkK5X
換作平日，我定會跟Jodi這種開朗的女生談笑風生，但今天的我實在有太多事困擾了，害我的腦袋都轉不過來。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeROmUafyw3
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6bDicQoqR
「吓? ...係...係咩? ......哈哈......」我也不知道自己在說甚麼，只是以笑遮醜矇混過去。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaT6Lwbrep
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvzFSej28C
還好這時候開始遊戲，大家亦改而專注手上和枱面上的卡牌。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZMYAZ5h9U
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAloaf0CHS
玩了數個會合，大家的情緒開始高漲，我趁著一局完結之時悄悄看一下手機，一看之下發現第一章已經發表了。我激動得馬上站起來。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv6LKXTuad
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVb4nUQY1D
眾人的焦點又再次集中在我身上，我連忙道﹕「Sorry，有啲緊要嘢做要走先，你哋繼續玩啦。」留下了這句話我就一溜煙的跑掉了。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7M0E15FeW
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXob3Rw4NH
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5tDffZa7F
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ux37eDkpK
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVoSfMSS5V
回到房間之後，我馬上極速看完了第一章。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLIVVb8nvs
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnH57mGr7a
天！無論是師姐Karen，認識樂言他們的情節，還有當天做過甚麼，全部都一模一樣，連人物的對話都可以完全一樣，這...這到底是......856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvz80yM4bA
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp3dORL5iI
雖然從看了序章之後我就已經覺得故事中的主角就是我，但我沒想到連其他角色的對白和反應也和現實中的一模一樣，這怎麼可能? 羊先生到底是誰?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMX2iX8lha
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2DcZe3qD7
對了，他有沒有回覆我的留言?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAVFIgfR9K
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExrIl95LSU
我檢查了一下Facebook，羊先生還真的有一個訊息留給我。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lfbSDaBvH
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHZ8u6aynE
「你係陳洛鋒? 唔係啩? 咪玩啦！好開心啱啱po個故就有你呢啲fans，鍾意個故鍾意到以為自己係主角。But anyway, 呢個故我老作咋喎，邊有可能同現實一樣呀? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvPj2GP3nX
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxnqCic4yo
老作? 不是吧? 但完全一模一樣啊！這個巧合的或然輪比零更低吧?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrJwAx9taM
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrbBc2x7pS
看來這個羊先生不相信我呢！不過話說回來我也沒有甚麽可以證明自己的方法。他不相信我也很正常。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZZ8kqBxen
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0ID4jr2Kv
那怎算好呢? 先不管為何這個故事跟我的經歷一樣，若果這只是羊先生的創作的話，豈不是說我的命運正掌握在他手裏嗎?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSbjVu7XNI
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthYw5ZGKuK
我突然想到了事情的嚴重性，我連忙發了一個訊息給羊先生。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9mzJHnRxM
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZsitBNcAX
「我睇咗你個序章同第一章已經覺得好正啦！幾時會有下面呀? 快啲啦好唔好? 你真係寫得好鬼抵死搞笑呀！BTW，fb已like，皮已正。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VOpSLf2Oq
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBYVCiIVzZ
這些所謂的網絡作者，都是用正評和like數來自瀆的，我這一頂高帽蓋下去，他的貼文速度會加快吧?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUZDqRXYlU
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVgMC00Mso
說時遲，那時快，他竟然馬上回覆了我。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m4jYMINvL
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSZxH7x0Qu
「多謝欣賞，估唔到咁快有人鍾意我寫嘅嘢，搞到我鬼死咁開心！BTW，咪催文啦，好努力寫緊啦！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYkZaWWkvj
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqBMGv0OtR
如果事不關己我才不理會這個故事是否爛尾呢！可惡！......對了！就算暫時沒有新文章，問一下大概的劇情也可以吧。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTQah7wY41
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8vNHqttGP
「加油！雖然我都希望你慢慢寫好個故，但我真係好心急，可唔可以透露下個『老婆』究竟同主角係咩關係? 真係佢老婆? 個女神又幾時出現呀? 如果真係唔方便透露嘅，at least可唔可以話我知係咪happy end呀? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck2rsKAGvE
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbQs8y9uFh
雖然我也很想知道『老婆』和『女神』這些角色的進一步資料，但我更加在意是否happy ending。有傳言高登講故台被下了sad end的詛咒，十個故事九個都是sad end的。這種愛情故事的sad end，不外乎被女主角拋棄，然後女配角又突然不愛男主角；又或是女主角意外死了，男主角發誓一生不愛他人等等膠到不行的摧淚結局......856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzd8GUrDXkx
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6nnpyXemL
嗚呀！我不要！我不要sad end！我不要肥胖終老，自瀆一生呀！老土一點也不打緊，happy end就好，像CCTVB那些膠劇ending就行了，不用搞那麽多花樣。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9nZSZ6xyV
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5eD02X4bp
我突然很羡慕那些大夥兒BBQ的結局，又或是一群人跳起Yeah那一類，甚至是幾對新人拉起「恭喜發財」唱「齊歡唱，同慶賀......」也沒所謂，只要不是sad end就好......856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNr2H8Aad3
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS78r9qq8XM
到底下一章的劇情是甚麼? 到底『老婆』是誰? 『女神』又是誰? 到底會不會sad end?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeqYIustke
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBy0zZvVi3
「啪喳」一聲，房門打開，樂言呀君和Michael魚貫走進房間。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde7gBefb3Y
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01lHgdX1ID
我嚇了一跳﹕「嘩！做乜入哂嚟呀? 」我瞥見門外還有其他人，都是在剛才糖水會見過的，Kitty和Jodi也赫然在內。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mGI8ABd69
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrtnBdYmA5
樂言道﹕「我話你搞咩就真，無嗱嗱又走返上嚟，玩自閉呀? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y6L78RJpf
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBiVf64nYy
我有點不耐煩﹕「無呀無呀，有嘢做呀。」手指不期然又按了一下F5。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Lk7XwfVYR
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6MLVdmiN0
「你會有咩做吖? ......超！又係甜故呀? 」樂言走過來瞄了電腦屏幕一眼道。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscfBFhAqVx
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLAWrLLLM0
我也懶得跟他糾纏﹕「係呀係呀，咪搞住哂啦。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxbjy1OpN5
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwI3MVzhKa
樂言向呀君打了一個眼色，然後他兩人一起走過來夾起我﹕「咪留喺度做宅男啦，我哋一齊去九龍城食宵夜啦！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8jnPp9b90
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5uDdAqnXX
我訝道﹕「又食? 頭先唔係食完糖水啦咩? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67wCYX3Sbi
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6e0LTXchP
呀君笑道﹕「得嗰一煲咁大把，邊夠我哋咁多人食吖。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNFrbKzVpv
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0memtsUFXC
樂言跟我耳語﹕「藉口嚟嘅啫，實情係根本成班仔想同班女玩耐啲。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g1O84W2am
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb7BUZUWqa
我輕聲笑道﹕「係你三條友咋? 唔好賴其他人喎。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9rWnGzjb4
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSrnp5ALCT
樂言哈哈笑道﹕「你點話點好啦，咪話唔夠兄弟呀，而家專登上嚟拉埋你去都算係咁啦。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOREWZSVgGF
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoZHtGpCdQ
我心裏嘀咕﹕『慌你唔係睇中咗邊件，跟住將其他豬頭骨塞比我等無人阻住你咩? 』856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWgv686YbX
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4xlQG5cpA
就是這樣，我們一行十多人就步行到九龍城吃宵夜。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUljNf1D4vQ
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tBjrq8nxo
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19ywktMGVx
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H7Hg8aMdO
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8V4jHJPBmx
一路上說說笑笑，但直到在糖水店坐下了，我還是沒有多大的心情跟他們聊天，只是時不時的留意著文章有沒有更新，又或是羊先生有沒有回覆。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg02bB7WeaE
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEB2F7zQaj
「喂，做咩你成晚都睇住個電話嘅? 有咩咁好睇呀? 」Jodi見我不發一言，跟其他人格格不入的，忍不住問我。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrUsuh9rHG
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL8AhQ6VVg
坐在我身旁的Michael瞪了我一眼﹕「好心你啦，成班人喺度你就唔好玩電話啦。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YorCxTxja
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoa5rf8U9PT
聽到Michael這樣說，我也頓時覺得這樣很沒禮貌，正想收起電話，但赫然發現故事剛剛發表了第二章。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO2IULbUPn
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9C73Hp3cL
What? 這個第二章只得Part1? 這個羊先生可真會吊人胃口啊！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0TWj9rqJ8
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTKlcymeYy
我連忙道﹕「等！等等！等我睇埋呢節先。」然後我沒理會眾人的奇異目光，火速閱畢發表了的部份。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHO4jhTPwXc
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5h1VkLwBr
甚麽? 原來『我』是在P.E.堂遇見女神的！淺啡色頭髮紥馬尾，眼大大......不是吧? 只得這些形容? 我每天在校園內碰到這樣的女生，沒有三十個也有二十個啊！唉......算了算了......反正能讓我呆若木雞，心跳加速的，應該是看一眼就能認出來的美女吧。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2Nc7cIQVS
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheqL31Xx7D
故事中說『我』跟『樂言』鬥波時因為心不在焉而不斷出醜，看來我有機會改變未來了，嘿嘿！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8UbbnCF1L
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZaUvblTTk
就在我剛看完這一節時，我聽到Jodi問我﹕「你睇緊咩呀? 好似咁緊張咁嘅? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAVmm2bloW
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Wj85K1kdf
Michael搭嘴道﹕「佢好鍾意睇網絡啲甜故㗎，而家肯定都睇緊啦。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATHaF436vP
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4tnlZQYgJ
Jodi瞪大了雙眼﹕「甜故? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCNEeiGCbd
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnXxIQcBYF
Michael借機在她耳邊解釋，只見Jodi的臉紅了一下，但卻向我道﹕「我都好鍾意睇故仔喎，比我睇吓呀? 」說罷向我伸出了手。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezv1whtfkH
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YpYaGEEbk
我將電話收回口袋裏，搖搖手道﹕「甜故唔啱細路女睇呀，等你大個先啦。」事實上我不想有任何認識的人知道這個故事的存在，皆因故事中人物的名字和現實中的一模一樣，而且主角的想法(就是我的想法)都赤裸裸的呈現人前，我可不想有朋友知道我在想些甚麼。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv7TXpC8qv
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPN1vZ9rl2
Jodi鼓起腮哼了一聲，模樣說有多可愛就有多可愛。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkAcXO1CUp
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC8bsQdJSk
不過現在的我，已經給還沒有出現的女神弄得神不守舍，對於其他女生可沒有甚麼心思。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyY7VfSwQr
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlIkNJLAyt
我轉問樂言﹕「我哋幾時上P.E.堂呀? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnso77MhxTq
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFakQCEM9j
「後日。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH1FF6vDdF
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXP6K72f9Y
後天? 那不是只剩一天時間練習? 不過臨急抱佛腳總好過甚麼也不做。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrSuN9DbwY
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaipmSsZbx
我指著樂言他們命令道﹕「你！你！你！你三個聽日放學同我一齊去打波。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEnPE0xr45
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrOsrwN8kX
他們三個同時拉長了臉，呀君抱怨道﹕「吓? 點解呀? 改做打機得唔得呀? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZgph9RPLv
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hErIjtnRe
「機幾時都有得打啦！後生細仔做多啲運動啦！」絕對不能讓他們逃掉，只剩下我一個人的話可練不到甚麼東西。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXY7lqBUqP
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONeVnpaWFq
Jodi雀躍的舉手﹕「我又去！我又去！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUOpG8bGaJ
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我馬上搖頭拒絕﹕「Nonono！我哋要練波......」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpSZoR379G
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我還沒有說完，Michael就搶著道﹕「好呀好呀！多啲人去好玩啲呀！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkTVWQaGb3
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我聽到樂言問Kitty﹕「你聽日得唔得閒去呀? 」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIBsJj7OYL
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Kitty想了想，道﹕「好呀，我應該都得閒。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61dWlt9dS3
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樂言拍了一下手﹕「好！就咁決定！聽日下晝五點，金城道，去嘅舉手。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAKmmHUdgt
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現場的眾人見有熱鬧可趁，紛紛舉高了手，只得我一臉無奈的看著眾人。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPqE5Qq5KW
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樂言見我這個模樣，奇道﹕「咦? 唔係你建議打波咩? 你做咩唔舉手呀? 」然後就抓起我的手高舉。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknxIwn3DGe
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What the......怎會變成這樣的?856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGc57JFcHs
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當晚回到宿舍後不久我就收到羊先生的回覆。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWM9MQQaox
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「嘿嘿！我係唔會劇透㗎！你一路追落去咪知囉！至於係唔係happy ending，我都仲諗緊，未有咁快決定住。繼續追故啦巴打！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n3gvnww9C
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你老......！若果不是性命攸關真的想瘋狂派膠給這個羊先生！可惡！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bibaMAJP5
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