仍是2005、06年。25Please respect copyright.PENANAnTBG3oZgtW
25Please respect copyright.PENANA0aMAeFO94A
一間看似正氣凜然的法定機構,聘請我成為辦公室助理,而且薪金不錯,說出來,回應總是「嘩,OA都咁高人工」。25Please respect copyright.PENANA7GlRp6qnEY
25Please respect copyright.PENANAkS8RymOZB5
這「咁高人工」還只是底薪,OT還有(比2025年最低工資更高的)補水。25Please respect copyright.PENANAbgcpIe9LBn
25Please respect copyright.PENANAuCp36fbhba
以為終於好運了,對嗎?25Please respect copyright.PENANABByTlwhOgZ
25Please respect copyright.PENANAZBlkbT5Awf
怎料,內裡黑暗非常,不少人疑有躁狂症,形同生番。這間機構看似正氣澟然,但其提倡的主旨,其實自己內部也做不到(個人認為),行政更是混亂無理非常。25Please respect copyright.PENANAu0qhB87aLt
25Please respect copyright.PENANAZlJ4w4i8Fi
隨便舉例:25Please respect copyright.PENANA42XOaD7G65
25Please respect copyright.PENANAhoUe4z6oKg
辦公室內數以百計的光管,如有任何一枝燒掉,你要全公司第一個發現並自動波更換。如在其他同事出聲後才更換,也被照肺。25Please respect copyright.PENANAtgGLU5YP6g
25Please respect copyright.PENANAwk1k0YwZpE
洗手間廁紙消耗量大(除了員工,還有街客),但還用那些小卷的家庭裝。廁格內廁紙用罄,又未及補充?又被照肺。放多一兩卷在水箱上嗎?一樣照肺,「唔衛生」、「會被偷」,放在廁紙架又不會「唔衛生」、「會被偷」(那廁紙架和一般家用的無異,無殼無鎖)?25Please respect copyright.PENANAAyJHxcV4Iw
25Please respect copyright.PENANAjhkbtddHAI
OT頻繁,每星期2至3天,要OT至晚10時。最極端時,甚至要朝8晚10,一天14小時的工時。而且我住沙田,辦公室卻遠在北角,如此的通勤距離和極端工時,已經是非常艱難、把私人時間壓到零了,不如索性在辦公室留宿可以嗎?也不可以,因為晚10時後,會開啟自動警報,如感應到辦公室內有人,會自動警鐘大響。這機構不是銀行、不是奢侈品商店、不是政治敏感機構,這樣的保安措施,是否誇張得太荒謬呢?25Please respect copyright.PENANA91qSUeYwtN
25Please respect copyright.PENANADRC3Z7T87Y
有時星期六日也要因活動要OT。基本上除深夜外,一星期7天,每天朝8晚10,也要預留作隨時被召喚OT。雖然有補薪,但真的很擾亂工作與生活的平衡。我這個幾乎沒朋友的毒撚宅男,也吃不消,不知那些朋友、活動一籮籮的現充會怎樣?25Please respect copyright.PENANAnsgFQTqWjM
25Please respect copyright.PENANAJDrIgpkp7H
有次,星期五準備HAPPY FRIDAY時,上司才通知星期日有活動,要我OT協助,然後立即如機關槍掃射般,口若懸河地說明星期日工作安排,完全沒問及我星期日本身是否有安排,能否OT,真是完全不尊重員工個人生活。25Please respect copyright.PENANA8rHChkBmrR
25Please respect copyright.PENANA0vFpjfxd9I
最糟的,是這是無了期的狀況。如果一直長做,難度要由我當時不足30歲、一直到退休,也維持著這星期一至日、每天朝8晚10,全數預留作隨時OT的狀況?25Please respect copyright.PENANAp7uUd2UREC
25Please respect copyright.PENANAqDyno4Wgws
更甚的,我在使用供水機時,那供水機突然滴下小量熱水,燙像了我的手背。雖然公司有人知道,但我當時新入職,又是基層,還以為這份工作不錯,為免影響工作,所以不敢申報工傷。25Please respect copyright.PENANABzd0FfMB7t
25Please respect copyright.PENANAlwf6tCJakn
就是這份工,使我問涼玖有否好工介紹。25Please respect copyright.PENANAntEatn7wRL
25Please respect copyright.PENANAEMQKSxO5OW
好不容易挨了大半年,找到新工,終於辭職。臨近離職還被留難,被指令預備我離職後十多天才使用到的物資,結果在預定最後的兩個上班天,也要「射波」應付,Last day也要射波兼吵大架(幾乎報警)才可離開(詳情不述了)。25Please respect copyright.PENANAnxW8KnrT5D
25Please respect copyright.PENANA63B8aWSd6d
最諷刺的是,這機構的職能,是提倡「安全」、「健康」的工作環境。偏偏自己內部的作風,全是對自己使命的背叛和踐踏。25Please respect copyright.PENANAvamLj8d1C4
25Please respect copyright.PENANAhljFXbVH0n
之後,看見這機構的正氣凜然,滿口提倡職場安全及健康的宣傳,我只是心中冷笑。25Please respect copyright.PENANA9EsFXD4B3f
25Please respect copyright.PENANACydohkrGbY
25Please respect copyright.PENANAYTlmYeeli8
********************************************25Please respect copyright.PENANAOTSwTaDQrh
25Please respect copyright.PENANADZIqL8fdiq
這時,二字頭的年歲,已過大半。「而立」之年、魔法師,已逼在眉睫。25Please respect copyright.PENANAuDYcGSD2ae
25Please respect copyright.PENANACR3hEeZsPx
同輩的親戚老表,全都已拍拖、甚至已婚 (現在是全都已婚、甚至已離婚)。25Please respect copyright.PENANAjbllDIsFyt
25Please respect copyright.PENANAsFV12x6eo9
只有我,仍和另一半在玩永遠的捉迷藏,其實我也沒這方面意慾。25Please respect copyright.PENANAtxi4w4DFR3
25Please respect copyright.PENANAFyUvvA02Vn
舍妹至大學畢業也未聽聞有出Pool(或許有,但她不說)。這時,舍妹大學畢業後一年,終於出Pool了。25Please respect copyright.PENANAiiI5udEK6W
25Please respect copyright.PENANAwPA4eIYQCG
準妹夫(現在不是「準」了),叫世文。25Please respect copyright.PENANARUKSWzNmmW
25Please respect copyright.PENANAdcPMH9GgFe
然而,我再一次確定,我沒資格拍拖。25Please respect copyright.PENANA4L8bvwVdi6
25Please respect copyright.PENANAB9saNWx2Sc
這次「為我確定」的,不是別人,正是家母!25Please respect copyright.PENANAdcP3mbDaTK
25Please respect copyright.PENANAUs8iZjxItb
「呢個世文,窮到燶架!住公屋、搵得萬幾、家庭負擔大,佢做最細,上面三個家姐阿哥,兩個Hea既、一個結咗婚,顧唔到老家,所有負擔落晒喺佢(世文)一個身上。自己個女搵個咁既男友,我真係心都實晒!好心佢搵個有D經濟基礎啦,邊個阿媽唔想自己個女做下個徐子淇....」25Please respect copyright.PENANAnDLcrRwIxE
25Please respect copyright.PENANAHOkVDD0RAq
雖然,她對這個準女婿(現在不是「準」了),一向客客氣氣相敬如賓,這些話只對我說。但她是一直不忿的,甚至舍妹轉工,她也說希望舍妹能在新公司結識新男友。25Please respect copyright.PENANA8OaJWqPkFf
25Please respect copyright.PENANAUFc8i0ss0p
但吊詭的是,隨著舍妹出Pool,她也終於首度開腔,說希望我拍拖。25Please respect copyright.PENANAEzwlsZGS7o
25Please respect copyright.PENANAvJMyxlT7fn
「你個妹帶個知己朋友黎見我喇,希望你都快D帶個知己朋友黎見我啦」25Please respect copyright.PENANAieoWMn0mr9
25Please respect copyright.PENANAfCUcWlPrKI
「你D老表個個都拍晒拖,得返你一個仲未拍拖......點解你成30歲都黎緊,都仲唔拍拖?拍拖好開心架! 你又從來唔講呢D野,都唔知你唸乜既......」25Please respect copyright.PENANAXIx1FLEQ02
25Please respect copyright.PENANAx41jJPta1l
甚至,她對於我對Amy斷聯,似乎感到很可惜(當然,2021年中,全港市民也知道這個Amy何等驚嚇,或許就不再這麼想了)。25Please respect copyright.PENANAvZFed32oVG
25Please respect copyright.PENANAmvlQr8bzFa
我想,你為何想我拍拖?25Please respect copyright.PENANAHA4y7dwQi3
25Please respect copyright.PENANAFjJCnxypSN
你對世文的不滿,在我身上,同樣適用,我只有比他更差。25Please respect copyright.PENANA1avWrx6jgl
25Please respect copyright.PENANASsV67d4aio
「住公屋」,我也是,還要是世文住的公屋,是九龍區,鄰近地鐵站,交通等配套設施應有盡有;我住的公屋,不論位置、交通、商場街市等配套,均是全港聞名的差無可差最差配套(我之前已透露居住地區,是哪公屋,應已呼之欲出)。25Please respect copyright.PENANA6lgFkXXLk2
25Please respect copyright.PENANAD7kjqN6AbD
「搵得萬幾」,其實2005、06年時,萬幾已算不錯。當時我在那看似正氣的法定機構,做「高薪OA」,也沒萬幾。25Please respect copyright.PENANACeMCeFI4cA
25Please respect copyright.PENANAkDYCkAfaNO
「家庭負擔大」,一樣,說好的給收入1/3作家用,這時家父已仙遊,她失去家父這個「搖錢樹」,開始嫌1/3少:「叫你畀1/3,你就真畀比1/3。以前有你老豆搵錢,你畀1/3,而家我冇咗呢棵搖錢樹,你又係畀1/3......」25Please respect copyright.PENANAYQClEYUtop
25Please respect copyright.PENANAggKN8SHqhr
你女兒和世文拍拖,你就說「心都實晒」,為何你居然又希望我拍拖?難度你希望另一女孩的母親,和你一樣「心都實晒」?25Please respect copyright.PENANAknsNOizHgx
25Please respect copyright.PENANALA96KfkpCC
如果我拍拖,對家又用你批評世文的說話來說我(即使不是當面),你會怎樣想?25Please respect copyright.PENANAcHmUEyhD1k
25Please respect copyright.PENANA36lfPci8dS
覺得好合理?你又為何還希望我拍拖?不是應該叫我千萬不要拍拖嗎?25Please respect copyright.PENANA2JWpX74enB
25Please respect copyright.PENANAGGucpdykLF
覺得很貪婪?那麼你也.......25Please respect copyright.PENANAyhQdvUKn4y
25Please respect copyright.PENANAoeRTX1v7Vz
只可說,她一是思想膚淺頭腦簡單,只想表面,只想我拍拖就好,不作進一步「拍拖後又怎樣」的考慮。25Please respect copyright.PENANAWPr7FbDT1R
25Please respect copyright.PENANAnUKmLtATcd
二是毫無同理心,針唔拮到肉唔知痛,人家給不了她的,她懂不滿,但不會想在同一條件情況下,自己一樣給不了人家。25Please respect copyright.PENANAXufNChfKmI
25Please respect copyright.PENANAD55ARgvP6m
********************************************25Please respect copyright.PENANA2vST0Zj9cv
25Please respect copyright.PENANA3GZNLBfqMS
更吊詭的,是很久以後,我經歷一段霧水,她卻激烈反對,指我「冇本事」、「餓死老婆瘟臭屋」。25Please respect copyright.PENANAe86YaDaSkQ
25Please respect copyright.PENANARz7M4pdsKY
甚至到女友 Facebook留言,指我是「窮光蛋,愛不得」。25Please respect copyright.PENANA4u77gWdkcS
25Please respect copyright.PENANAtqWENsTkJM
「冇本事」、「餓死老瘟臭屋」,是因為誰?當時我給家用,高達收入6成。25Please respect copyright.PENANAs16pO73Tth
25Please respect copyright.PENANAOfB0NCKomz
不只批評我,還批評女友,「一無是處、毫無優點、喺度發姣」。25Please respect copyright.PENANAMxMJ1zzXMA
25Please respect copyright.PENANAxgj4y7EhS5
又又又是冥冥之中的天命,很快便散了。25Please respect copyright.PENANAJFwWh3sPRO
25Please respect copyright.PENANAgAUAMb3KDz
散後,我說我今生也不拍拖了,當然也不結婚(第1.2章所述,早在15歲已考慮的「絕愛」,真的不能不接受了)。25Please respect copyright.PENANA6n9VdEAQvr
25Please respect copyright.PENANAhZHprlnQRw
她卻面如死灰地,說不拍拖不結婚是很自閉,很難令人接受。25Please respect copyright.PENANASYxuEx6fQc
25Please respect copyright.PENANAeNzEOJzRu5
嗯?又想我拍拖了?「冇本事」、「餓死老婆瘟臭屋」、「窮光蛋,愛不得」呢?25Please respect copyright.PENANAxH7Ft2auOK
25Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ8b5axiBQ
完全不可理喻。25Please respect copyright.PENANAQpjMKseU1d
25Please respect copyright.PENANABId8u26JiY
她的不可理喻,到了2019年下半年,表露無遺(你懂的)(利申,多年前,她曾被政府無理對待,結果找時任立法會議員長毛反抗政府。我想,如果這事在2020年後的美麗新香港再來一次,多好,大大隻廻力鏢)。25Please respect copyright.PENANAsQP0iMHlNW
25Please respect copyright.PENANAYbD6RQK7Z4
********************************************25Please respect copyright.PENANAg1iYBSOMdv
25Please respect copyright.PENANA3Sb96YNH3b
即使不說這些,你看看,我連只是結識朋友,也如此命途多舛。本劣作已經過6章,由《YES!》徵友欄的不知何故食白果,到一撞撞兩件Kam野,一件弱智一件傳銷亮狗。識來識去,身邊朋友,還是來來去去只有肥妹一個。25Please respect copyright.PENANA01pADmAj1P
25Please respect copyright.PENANAmLA2B4NmQs
還說拍拖如此高層次的事?25Please respect copyright.PENANAvbQg1qJ508
25Please respect copyright.PENANA9JNVfS3Q2E
「是否天註定,我連當個正常人、過正常日子、和他人正常相處也沒資格?.....若真如此,遑論識女拍拖戀愛?簡單說,就是走也走不了,遑論跑、跳?」(第2.2章)25Please respect copyright.PENANAd6Fdap62fv
25Please respect copyright.PENANAQRVouvSuK8
已經證實成真。25Please respect copyright.PENANAAVoKm8gpN3
25Please respect copyright.PENANAUzx9E5q9Zz
更不要說「拍拖好開心」,我對此早已很有保留。25Please respect copyright.PENANAhTSBoAbyam
25Please respect copyright.PENANAI05YemzjLH
********************************************25Please respect copyright.PENANAfoal5BjfwN
25Please respect copyright.PENANARMPliwGF8E
接下來,終於來到第7章。25Please respect copyright.PENANAqWKXFa4UFR
25Please respect copyright.PENANA0MLBV4Mcl2
第7章,可謂本劣作、乃至我人生的重頭戲。25Please respect copyright.PENANAnPvRjShsOC
25Please respect copyright.PENANAdTe8cmiFXp
跨時及篇幅之長、人物之多、關係之複雜,均超過之前任何一章,應該說是超過之前各章之總和。請各位做好心理準備。25Please respect copyright.PENANAuNTxDwcG1W