行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL1U97z57D
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3DaXume39
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRWHMzNHGR
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLKrEw6Yiu
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YtLTz1zhB
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtTxfiC82y
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDMlMU1bjX
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnc7M4kQ9x
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo25RtINqm3
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDNydvvUP3
「……」我繼續唔講野。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklJYJVzHLm
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVcb0twAD5
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPJ1UBKTjz
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IFLvRYxtC
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJThMplkM4E
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKZKY8Z02u
老實講依個動作幾可愛。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4yAKWf0eA
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD9ciof1Ai
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UdG8KLf8S
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHGg1uW1ts
「……」我腦內突然hang機。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEE7DciDLF
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcUVFX8g7W
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdKOyYwRY5
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjak0EmXnn
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Cl6rJ9yfw
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIfKXM8Nzb
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1jHSt384r
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzwiAMEjda
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3DTwoSF7G
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUgeu0dCDo
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7px6DXp9N
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaLQ6XDurM
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuLgNTPRzu
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLOtO25WA6
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXXAkpNHoj
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzKqAU58L9
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhTu4i9Z9l
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN1dgTz4Y0
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wVWgPNAN9
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDltAv3AUeI
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zgjSZOtMt
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmP2JkkGn1
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszZneLaQFt
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pdgWgzGJX
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxErVjJYA1
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT4OnMQKbT
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ebo1falLf
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFVLRQovzf
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2mGcUgtrK
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadOL3Vrh72
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtIOhch4Uu
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC84nUhX9sO
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWAa2tJhni
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj0KNjP0jY
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Gc1yPUgPM
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkCOpikhjt
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa9wAFBYy1
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMboMEakpVM
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpfKBKEfTr
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2yMHP2xSn
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpgYtvvCZg
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6Mbk5BwMw
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU6ptXWkEP
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXSSZZVYrF
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2pUw3IP3I
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYq2W2KMNK
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiekQMWKM4f
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZYuZYDabZ
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfXrQaMoDl
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy8fbJjPbL
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7BDUiDvUj
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCMyAjbqXn
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIZGgLyHuV
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv9ZA16RZX
「拜拜。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjl1DCGULF
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI6uJgsIMK
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPp8MJgAKI
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizQtkX1KI9
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAt6pSmtop
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