行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgndvgFmanm
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDpahEvwey
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAwF7PNn2t
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVdsVa2Opd
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wAXYnCvp6
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2yO9kRQ2g
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1oMNpzlPx
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4pjCvLflR
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtizOVBnFz3
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIXEMmQAgR
「……」我繼續唔講野。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXizoaMD6k
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKPaPO5KVt
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vQrdyXrQZ
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdqMWcbLjJ
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqgSH1P6w1
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UkROdpEuJ
老實講依個動作幾可愛。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ665K8yBfbq
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOiHIQsyGp
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhXMhL5t1d
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBE5iRHsg0
「……」我腦內突然hang機。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilATFNBS4a
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KYyCnZD1k
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0MopU7NjL
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4x1loNSmCv
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyP2dU6OEg
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcSHfzpvC4
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYoUIABUUP
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQJy1Z5BLi
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb4faQWy8h
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTuCsGaqdM
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLn9epzIbZ
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyP0TYXN6x
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU1ZCGqk8b
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP1ald66bS
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeljvGzL87v
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpLd6b18hh
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBIB8geKzD
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyOoMIE5HS
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvgguUaCj4
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR95mHe4Lg
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2axnkNPnt
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNtAcEAzul
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02LA4V71I0
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYL2rce30wB
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNI3sXsgxg
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt8DwcZ7iz
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWGQywv2vh
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlAbRBYLjo
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dc1XLl5rm
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjgJCEkpeg
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfaG6yqjyN
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6tOV1baaW
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzYA6jIqia
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8vnJKlGws
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMalJqSYLuM
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWlQ6hNQND
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UpPqzMKxJ
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku28MQrdcX
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznzaTauo1D
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwfPWNm2tb
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zlOhrS7rA
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriWSJWFYO9
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftrZap1VWx
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzMNTfkCLn
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h1yol6wJg
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgBsRDqYtn
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHUUoECmaJ
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmo2h8DRdL3
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9rL9ebGRo
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYfPcJzugt
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLhDpFCGgc
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2bXTVUIlh
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4LUN9tXgY
「拜拜。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJpTpJQJve
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDangJpEp1g
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZbDy5KBtZ
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUJc1yTKFz
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdhy6DOGUF
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