2011年5月,天娜生日飯局。80Please respect copyright.PENANAZRa7XPuVHT
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除了帶同肥仔的穎妍,當然也有慧琳,自從2008年3月她對我發瘋後(7.6章),我倆即使碰面,也如從沒結識過,沒接觸沒交談。80Please respect copyright.PENANApaD63NWj7t
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這次,也不例外。80Please respect copyright.PENANAq53dELlnZo
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在這次生日飯局中,慧琳結識了天娜一名很麻煩的男性朋友,也當了「朋友」一陣子,當然慧琳又有幻想,但當然……悲劇/鬧劇收場。80Please respect copyright.PENANAq4iifJQfKe
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據說,當中有些情節甚為攪笑,最極品的一個,是那男「叫雞唔畀錢」------他和慧琳去叫雞……吃……在KFC,那男的著慧琳出去買,買完後,慧琳欲取回該餐的$2x,那男的拒付錢,還叫「你唔係話你唔計錢既咩,廿幾蚊都同我計?」80Please respect copyright.PENANA0wZZYypdjm
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男的固然冇品,天娜對我談及此事時,她的反應也一絕:「死仔!豈有此理,呃飲呃食!蝦我姐妹!遲D我要佢請我食飯賠罪!」80Please respect copyright.PENANAiGlRpCatEd
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我想,那男是冇品,但呃飲呃食也不是呃一餐$2x KFC啦天娜小姐!還有即使他真的要請客吃飯賠罪,也應該是請慧琳,為何是請天娜你?80Please respect copyright.PENANA5VDQ2TCPXb
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我除了當笑話聽外,也深感天娜性格的醜惡、愛佔人便宜的一面。80Please respect copyright.PENANAIYFXUE9oZH
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2011年10月5日重陽節,又有飯局,這次有除了我和天娜,還有慧琳和路人甲乙丙。80Please respect copyright.PENANAOinrX6fBy9
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這次,自2008年2月起,3年零8個月以來,慧琳首次與我正常交談。80Please respect copyright.PENANALQU0Rp4abW
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由於已事隔多時,我氣已下,也打算和她重新認識,所以沒抗拒。80Please respect copyright.PENANANbOHHmitoq
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慧琳依然瘋迷何韻詩,但不迷容祖兒(原因7.5章述,因為容祖兒令大眾對何的性取向有「誤會」),改迷劉浩龍…..80Please respect copyright.PENANAwfVz4P6bAu
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她主要說她的家事,說甚麼那個小弟已讀初中,進了間 Band 1中學,「(成績)好難追」。我攪了一個很爛的Gag:「乜野好難追呀?D女同學好難追?」80Please respect copyright.PENANAaKLtpTLIpm
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期間,她又做了件仆街事,這件事,使我深感我自己是蘿底橙。80Please respect copyright.PENANA599yMcl09x
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慧琳當時有個煩惱,她將和女性朋友韻文(非天娜圈子中人)到南韓旅遊。但韻文和男友同行,使當時單身的慧琳很為難 (當時慧琳仍然係渴望拍拖渴望到發燒),又想去,又怕3人行成電燈膽。80Please respect copyright.PENANA5fViexwjhr
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她想找個男孩陪遊,兼向韻文示威,唯有向天娜的男性朋友著手。80Please respect copyright.PENANAqSJNcgzNDN
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當時在席的男性中,有個叫阿春的(非化名)(又是天娜那些來歷不明的「男仔 Friend」),樣貌像豬、身材奇矮(我170CM,我知我矮,此阿春高度可能不到我頸),總之騎呢到震。80Please respect copyright.PENANAjqN8N1su5k
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慧琳就是邀請這個阿春陪去,原因不明。這個阿春----80Please respect copyright.PENANA0gF2ljs8k6
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有錢嗎?不,住公屋的。80Please respect copyright.PENANAC8JabDaDA0
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和慧琳相熟嗎?不,他倆連對方電話號碼也沒有。80Please respect copyright.PENANAQw7b5XpDQn
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結果,慧琳即時慘食檸檬。80Please respect copyright.PENANAC52BtfYW1N
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跟著我試探一下慧琳,表示我有興趣,怎料輪到慧琳請我食檸檬。80Please respect copyright.PENANAg9MIw2QNR9
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原來,我連這阿春也不如?那一刻,我的心情,何等冇癮,可想而知。80Please respect copyright.PENANARXRHN2S1EL
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據說,此事最後以韻文男友不去,僅韻文和慧琳二女同行了事(韻文男友醒目,港男和女友遊南韓,簡直是惡夢地獄!)。80Please respect copyright.PENANA4owK9nkwK7
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後來,天娜居然對此「呷醋」:「我哋識左咁耐都冇去過旅行,點解你唔話同我去,反而撩慧琳去丫......」80Please respect copyright.PENANAsukNemQSnZ
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你以為我不想?!我始終沒和家母以外的人去過旅行(除了天娜、穎妍那寥寥可數的澳門一天遊),我也一直希望能找個家母以外的旅伴(家母也希望我有突破,不用像是裙腳仔般)。只是你那個無良醫畜腦細,無視勞工法例,不給你放假(年假全以薪代假,勞工假則看心情)!80Please respect copyright.PENANAVonU5W0Pu4
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(預告,一段時期後,那無良醫畜忽然放她假,她終於可去旅行了。然而,那時她已無需找我了......我不能和家母以外的人去旅行,明顯又是冥冥之中天命)80Please respect copyright.PENANAoIgkM8EZTK
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這次重陽節飯局後,慧琳又暫告消失,直到.......80Please respect copyright.PENANAxvzAkVZAzB