最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。372Please respect copyright.PENANApQ1Yk60rL3
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。372Please respect copyright.PENANAzYYRGdDC3d
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?372Please respect copyright.PENANAZzspSXKCxj
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~372Please respect copyright.PENANAnUSCRNZQy4
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。372Please respect copyright.PENANA7qFyMdEGls
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。372Please respect copyright.PENANAaPXy4tDx6D
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面372Please respect copyright.PENANAVV4X9eYNnZ
我:我係戀物type372Please respect copyright.PENANAuGwp8nVIw7
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。372Please respect copyright.PENANAYBTcOIux53
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?372Please respect copyright.PENANAUujSWbSHNN
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我:女裝372Please respect copyright.PENANAQbtRxXSbcu
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?372Please respect copyright.PENANAC1kpMEvgQ4
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。372Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4m2olp9uN
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。372Please respect copyright.PENANAO4PdxK1UeO
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。372Please respect copyright.PENANAXpyy3GhJS2
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。372Please respect copyright.PENANAwPRjTSI0FY
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。372Please respect copyright.PENANA4gKzbyQLzi
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。372Please respect copyright.PENANAfhtNcIRCR2
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。372Please respect copyright.PENANAEhg7r3RRx8
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。372Please respect copyright.PENANAQF31yIjXoo
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?372Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3bREcSoMr
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阿玲:女朋友就有。372Please respect copyright.PENANALQdBSylKwt
(暗笑地回道)372Please respect copyright.PENANAiBkc6KTDTS
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。372Please respect copyright.PENANA57N3dZfmeV
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我:邊個邊個?372Please respect copyright.PENANAVHveJFafx5
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)372Please respect copyright.PENANADpRYlLktcz
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。372Please respect copyright.PENANAv0nWPAxfl3
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。372Please respect copyright.PENANAxzguVLwEsK
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。372Please respect copyright.PENANAsrillZsiv7
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。372Please respect copyright.PENANAgOgS0zz4Ff
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。372Please respect copyright.PENANAnDTkUJOyV0
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。372Please respect copyright.PENANAf2lPnGNoM6
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。372Please respect copyright.PENANAj4jrEOw1JV
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!372Please respect copyright.PENANABl9u1UvggH
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。372Please respect copyright.PENANASkO600DgRI
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?372Please respect copyright.PENANAwSJ1S7gVIs
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我:知少少啦~372Please respect copyright.PENANAKGzxPDFiR1
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。372Please respect copyright.PENANABESfBVU8C3
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。372Please respect copyright.PENANAH8T0pzM86w
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。372Please respect copyright.PENANAl0CEfDmiUG
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?372Please respect copyright.PENANAnQuIZSMlZt
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。372Please respect copyright.PENANA8NrdxkvuBh
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。372Please respect copyright.PENANAVzx1ObnOQ7
(佢燦爛地笑道)372Please respect copyright.PENANAJCOKpsEFqL
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵372Please respect copyright.PENANAde1TRrE74S
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!372Please respect copyright.PENANA92Wg7V0Ruw
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。372Please respect copyright.PENANAn1toAgwaMj
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我:我問你一個問題呀?372Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6oi4nl9sD
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阿玲:咩?372Please respect copyright.PENANA39tPmrKYH7
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?372Please respect copyright.PENANAT2h4fDa4KN
(我挑逗地說)372Please respect copyright.PENANAhp84ERaICi
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。372Please respect copyright.PENANAK67FSeP3iN
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妳個答案都有想像力。372Please respect copyright.PENANAnZ0KulhT5B
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。372Please respect copyright.PENANApzksHYNLWM
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。372Please respect copyright.PENANASBewlzfEDs
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。372Please respect copyright.PENANALYYVcgoECR
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「I love it when you call me senoirta372Please respect copyright.PENANALgHkxSeKeu
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya372Please respect copyright.PENANALsFB0QELzc
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la372Please respect copyright.PENANA40wT1AufMW
It's true, la-la-la372Please respect copyright.PENANA4DgO1OM2ih
Ooh, I should be running372Please respect copyright.PENANAEOgDSkmumL
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」372Please respect copyright.PENANAmkNQtBV0D8
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首歌名係Senorita372Please respect copyright.PENANAjZRl7l6c8E
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。372Please respect copyright.PENANAul7Zlh1C4R
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。372Please respect copyright.PENANAzVIZvIang8
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。372Please respect copyright.PENANAKLOWevCczJ
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?372Please respect copyright.PENANAOgaHzNjCVH
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。372Please respect copyright.PENANAYYO4Dxtxxm
(挑逗地說)372Please respect copyright.PENANA5Bj5IlhbmV
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。372Please respect copyright.PENANAW5F2yGLm5t
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)372Please respect copyright.PENANAET5KndAcCm
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。372Please respect copyright.PENANA1RJo4nHVTd
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。372Please respect copyright.PENANAr9WCRAPydf
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。372Please respect copyright.PENANAMLT1Qd2dK0
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。372Please respect copyright.PENANASMvXWSgKJj
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。372Please respect copyright.PENANA0DCm5w87ib
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。372Please respect copyright.PENANA3MhKLblip4
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。372Please respect copyright.PENANARTjFUSQ0f5
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我:一言為定372Please respect copyright.PENANASsfzUD7HFf
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。372Please respect copyright.PENANArbuE8MS0Tv
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。372Please respect copyright.PENANAF0qLKlSZk3
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。372Please respect copyright.PENANATpvoQ0Rt6Z
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。372Please respect copyright.PENANAyLrW9ZVRkp
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.