我同David就熟,但同Chris就唔熟;David嘅性格就像樂觀的人馬座,而Chris嘅性格就像淡定的山羊座,但佢地都唔係呢兩個星座時間出世嘅人。Chris本身係毒L一個,佢係David喺今年陸運會識嘅。497Please respect copyright.PENANAlUY66A2lQx
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David啱啱買左份魚蛋,而呀Chris就買左份三文治,David就坐我隔離,Chris就坐我對面。497Please respect copyright.PENANAPLHWblga6d
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David:你地有冇「add」Anna Yu呀?嚟緊佢出event喎!497Please respect copyright.PENANAYhlLEQmur8
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佢一邊食一邊㩒電話,然後就打開左一個FB比我同Chris睇。497Please respect copyright.PENANApOXUeHnyi6
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又Anna Yu,頭先返學時嗰兩個毒L提過,而家David又提。497Please respect copyright.PENANABpCYknjGYQ
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Chris:邊度,幾時?497Please respect copyright.PENANAcs1LfAnbyd
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David:星期六晏晝兩點鐘,九展(九龍灣展覽中心)hall 3A。497Please respect copyright.PENANArWYgbIVrmb
David:仲有佢話夜晚會去新店New age cafe喎。497Please respect copyright.PENANAOFSiInIHJ7
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乜最近全世界都係度講New age cafe?497Please respect copyright.PENANABIhHelkSVH
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我:你唔係想溝佢呀嘛?497Please respect copyright.PENANA3emkdLXxfc
(我一眼睇穿,微笑說著。)497Please respect copyright.PENANAuWI73eYkej
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David:聰明,我就係想借呢個機會去Approach佢。497Please respect copyright.PENANARNoQZZgr8W
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我:可以俾我睇下佢咩樣?497Please respect copyright.PENANAtlZXzL5HNb
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於是David遞部電話過黎。497Please respect copyright.PENANAZdJNRdn5nl
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我碌咗兩碌佢個FB profile,確定咗原來唔係星期六我見嘅嗰個。497Please respect copyright.PENANAbqodcnXKJA
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睇完佢十幾張相,呢個女仔樣都幾清秀,皮膚白淨,下巴尖但塊面又不肥不瘦,自自然然,尤其是佢一笑起上嚟嗰時個桃花眼特別靚,整體嚟講都幾好樣;雖然個平斜陰髮型顯得佢年紀細,但佢冇果種稚氣(因為佢個眼睛冇咁圓)。 497Please respect copyright.PENANAx6hQ9v8lGl
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我:個樣都唔差呀。497Please respect copyright.PENANAqjAyFIXSZI
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David:同你地講呀,我起過佢底,佢係以前係呢度嘅學生黎,而加讀緊大專。497Please respect copyright.PENANAFzPF4pC5rq
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Chris:唔⋯⋯你確定佢係單身?497Please respect copyright.PENANAL4gfWMeSrl
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David:唔知㗎⋯⋯497Please respect copyright.PENANAanmTW9hIaj
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Chris:有時唔好凈係睇件事嘅表面,你唔會相信佢得呢個FB冇分身呀嘛?497Please respect copyright.PENANAg03DCzZbNv
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我:你可以諗下,佢做得呢啲所謂公眾人物,接觸嘅人咩都有,佢點都要保護下自己掛?497Please respect copyright.PENANAnNA5DFzMoa
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正如我對學校D人,用分身FB帳號,對住熟人先會用到真身AC,咁樣先保護到自己,相信呢條女都唔例外。497Please respect copyright.PENANAUWqCkaohd4
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我:你而家見到嘅FB都唔知係咪真係佢真身嚟,可能只係用嚟應酬我哋啫。497Please respect copyright.PENANAVMAzGwHQbN
我:我地呢啲局外人永遠都唔會知佢真身係咩啦,除非你真係同佢好熟好熟嗰隻。497Please respect copyright.PENANA9lxRYFNRet
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Chris:人地做Idol,始終都係當一份工黎做,佢做idol公開見你地班fans時,態度可以好溫柔,聲線可以好甜美,但收工之後人係點,生活係點,你知㗎?497Please respect copyright.PENANAd1uiKysVlv
(Chris以稍慢的語速說著)497Please respect copyright.PENANANlNOCfxFCa
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David:你啱嘅⋯⋯就好似你返學對住老師同放學對住朋友咁。497Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ow62v8QzO
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我:與其係度諗點樣溝佢,不如首先諗下溝唔溝佢好過啦!497Please respect copyright.PENANAet9DGle1uU
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David:Issac,你覺得而加去示愛嘅話成功機會有幾高?497Please respect copyright.PENANAKK2JxLkYn9
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我:你要預咗自己100個人爭1個位喎。497Please respect copyright.PENANAZ352zwCoNg
(我微笑著說)497Please respect copyright.PENANAKD3CD2K6SU
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呢點正正係點解我唔中意追呢種女仔嘅最主要原因。497Please respect copyright.PENANACq4g3Q8uFx
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呢種女仔,一望就知係嗰啲喺 FB上面開一個post就有幾百個like,幾十個comment,根本人多到你好難擠身approach佢。497Please respect copyright.PENANAkbS9FEepfl
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先唔講佢有冇男朋友、諗唔諗住拍拖、係咪收兵、攞男人俾佢嘅存在感等等嘅問題。497Please respect copyright.PENANASfu6zzIZtT
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佢要喺一日之內收到過百條message,一啲都唔出奇。換句話講,你send佢一條message,甚至就算真係真人識佢,你對佢嚟講可以話係萬中無一嘅存在。497Please respect copyright.PENANAZue8bXOzRo
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你想喺呢過百人之中贏到佢嘅attention,本來已經難到冚家剷。497Please respect copyright.PENANAgOVMy5NjoX
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呢種情況下女仔一定揀人,換位思考,個女仔時間有限,當佢要喺咁短時間內,面對住咁多個追求者,通常都會好膚淺地睇人。497Please respect copyright.PENANARcgNR3zmy7
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第一眼望落去靚仔嘅一定揀咗先,呢點對於絕大部份嘅男士嚟講已經不利;亦即係話,唔理你有幾優秀獨厚,佢跟本唔會有時間去了解你(或逐一了解),咁你都係好難得到佢,仲要係難到on9。497Please respect copyright.PENANAdijwyqXxcx
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所以啲毒L成日呻「點解女神唔覆你機,直情不讀不回」,原因就係女神收到太多message,根本覆唔切機;所以「點解冇女仔欣賞我內在美」唔係冇原因。497Please respect copyright.PENANAngpzn9Muxe
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見佢地擺出苦笑表情,我就變返正經:「其實你跟本就屌唔到佢架啦,你諗下,做得Idol呢D所謂嘅『公眾人物』,相信佢嘅社交圈子點都有返咁上下大,亦即係話好多人同你爭,一個fans圈我當你有幾十個男仔想溝佢,然後再加埋佢私下生活其他男性朋友,例如來自大專嘅同學,甚至FB,前前後後加加埋埋冇一百都幾十啦,你自己冇返咁上下料都唔洗止意溝到佢。」497Please respect copyright.PENANA1Nfy8C2PEA
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啲人成日講追唔到女神,係因為你俾唔到吸引力,冇錯「吸引力」係一個主觀因素,但佢地往往冇講到一個客觀因素:亦係一個term—競爭比例。497Please respect copyright.PENANAizhE2skabI
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用毒L聽得最多嘅語言去講,就係遊戲平衡。497Please respect copyright.PENANAJTVhZloVlw
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其實講咗咁多,而家個問題重點已經再不是什麼「毒L心頭高,越級挑戰」,「人哋係咪收兵/好人卡?」,已經唔再係講緊你係咪毒L嘅問題。497Please respect copyright.PENANALbVVjpMm84
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你可以唔認自己做緊毒L,但你唔可以唔知:你而家係玩緊一隻完全冇遊戲平衡嘅Game!497Please respect copyright.PENANALVmL4AIwTR
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尤其是如果你係網上溝女,追某某日本女星/網紅,就一定有我以上講嘅事出現。聰明人仲會唔會喺呢種成效咁低嘅戰場度打仗呢?497Please respect copyright.PENANAIk3zZnTm4U
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呢件事就好似要入HKU某d神科咁,位就得幾十個,但報JUPAS擺Band A嘅人就可能有一萬個,就算係Raymond (譚家朗)咁勁抽都未必搏得入。497Please respect copyright.PENANArjWTS22Osa
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唔係要阻止人去追星,而係想講希望愈大失望愈大,有時冇客觀因素支持,你唔會成事。497Please respect copyright.PENANAjVyfHtuggZ
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Chris:你兄弟講得啱呀,自己冷靜下先啦。497Please respect copyright.PENANATntpc8whUr
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David:你地都有道理,不過我都係想照去睇人地表演。497Please respect copyright.PENANAz37mLzVLK5
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最後得我應承陪David去,而Chris就話唔得閒。497Please respect copyright.PENANAfacGBH8JUd
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我表面上講到同David一樣,話想追Anna Yu;但事實係想了解下Anna Yu係咪真係為自己帶黎火花,把事情嘅期望降低,就係保護自己。497Please respect copyright.PENANA2uWWh37adg
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接近Anna可以呀,但就唔好一嚟就期望佢係你未來條女囉。497Please respect copyright.PENANANgSKR0mONK
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天下何處是芳草,何必單戀一枝花?