我同David就熟,但同Chris就唔熟;David嘅性格就像樂觀的人馬座,而Chris嘅性格就像淡定的山羊座,但佢地都唔係呢兩個星座時間出世嘅人。Chris本身係毒L一個,佢係David喺今年陸運會識嘅。470Please respect copyright.PENANAMiSeXYhdYJ
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David啱啱買左份魚蛋,而呀Chris就買左份三文治,David就坐我隔離,Chris就坐我對面。470Please respect copyright.PENANA7nZtmQtlja
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David:你地有冇「add」Anna Yu呀?嚟緊佢出event喎!470Please respect copyright.PENANAwoCd8xoJHM
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佢一邊食一邊㩒電話,然後就打開左一個FB比我同Chris睇。470Please respect copyright.PENANAkYQeVIsZcl
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又Anna Yu,頭先返學時嗰兩個毒L提過,而家David又提。470Please respect copyright.PENANAVfFHtcueid
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Chris:邊度,幾時?470Please respect copyright.PENANA3NEWuoWw66
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David:星期六晏晝兩點鐘,九展(九龍灣展覽中心)hall 3A。470Please respect copyright.PENANAshDOSsHv1R
David:仲有佢話夜晚會去新店New age cafe喎。470Please respect copyright.PENANAOObJxSkKK4
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乜最近全世界都係度講New age cafe?470Please respect copyright.PENANAM77USb2LRt
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我:你唔係想溝佢呀嘛?470Please respect copyright.PENANA3W2f0wsC25
(我一眼睇穿,微笑說著。)470Please respect copyright.PENANAp8KvMWqyyb
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David:聰明,我就係想借呢個機會去Approach佢。470Please respect copyright.PENANATQfVRsukuR
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我:可以俾我睇下佢咩樣?470Please respect copyright.PENANAKMnq0eQPy0
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於是David遞部電話過黎。470Please respect copyright.PENANA3oRnM5Lzdq
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我碌咗兩碌佢個FB profile,確定咗原來唔係星期六我見嘅嗰個。470Please respect copyright.PENANAsXKOb45keC
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睇完佢十幾張相,呢個女仔樣都幾清秀,皮膚白淨,下巴尖但塊面又不肥不瘦,自自然然,尤其是佢一笑起上嚟嗰時個桃花眼特別靚,整體嚟講都幾好樣;雖然個平斜陰髮型顯得佢年紀細,但佢冇果種稚氣(因為佢個眼睛冇咁圓)。 470Please respect copyright.PENANAleYpPXp5bk
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我:個樣都唔差呀。470Please respect copyright.PENANAF8F0AO6hHW
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David:同你地講呀,我起過佢底,佢係以前係呢度嘅學生黎,而加讀緊大專。470Please respect copyright.PENANAO9oYbO59E1
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Chris:唔⋯⋯你確定佢係單身?470Please respect copyright.PENANA2FaxSxbpmu
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David:唔知㗎⋯⋯470Please respect copyright.PENANANIv5tEXJIb
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Chris:有時唔好凈係睇件事嘅表面,你唔會相信佢得呢個FB冇分身呀嘛?470Please respect copyright.PENANAfjLWhWr3Jo
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我:你可以諗下,佢做得呢啲所謂公眾人物,接觸嘅人咩都有,佢點都要保護下自己掛?470Please respect copyright.PENANAniX1RBbNk3
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正如我對學校D人,用分身FB帳號,對住熟人先會用到真身AC,咁樣先保護到自己,相信呢條女都唔例外。470Please respect copyright.PENANAYwpALYVg15
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我:你而家見到嘅FB都唔知係咪真係佢真身嚟,可能只係用嚟應酬我哋啫。470Please respect copyright.PENANAYkyTat4Yb8
我:我地呢啲局外人永遠都唔會知佢真身係咩啦,除非你真係同佢好熟好熟嗰隻。470Please respect copyright.PENANAYIzW9lUxYr
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Chris:人地做Idol,始終都係當一份工黎做,佢做idol公開見你地班fans時,態度可以好溫柔,聲線可以好甜美,但收工之後人係點,生活係點,你知㗎?470Please respect copyright.PENANAWO2Qv2QkBz
(Chris以稍慢的語速說著)470Please respect copyright.PENANAf2pV1py66I
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David:你啱嘅⋯⋯就好似你返學對住老師同放學對住朋友咁。470Please respect copyright.PENANAPvZncJ9i7D
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我:與其係度諗點樣溝佢,不如首先諗下溝唔溝佢好過啦!470Please respect copyright.PENANAbARDwnBxXO
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David:Issac,你覺得而加去示愛嘅話成功機會有幾高?470Please respect copyright.PENANADsX0iBafJx
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我:你要預咗自己100個人爭1個位喎。470Please respect copyright.PENANAoAG9Lpm9Vg
(我微笑著說)470Please respect copyright.PENANAAxsAtyjUJN
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呢點正正係點解我唔中意追呢種女仔嘅最主要原因。470Please respect copyright.PENANAUXnn76mSeJ
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呢種女仔,一望就知係嗰啲喺 FB上面開一個post就有幾百個like,幾十個comment,根本人多到你好難擠身approach佢。470Please respect copyright.PENANAkfN6Hmkzcy
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先唔講佢有冇男朋友、諗唔諗住拍拖、係咪收兵、攞男人俾佢嘅存在感等等嘅問題。470Please respect copyright.PENANAjCj4c67I5L
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佢要喺一日之內收到過百條message,一啲都唔出奇。換句話講,你send佢一條message,甚至就算真係真人識佢,你對佢嚟講可以話係萬中無一嘅存在。470Please respect copyright.PENANAuE0RWMAGzC
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你想喺呢過百人之中贏到佢嘅attention,本來已經難到冚家剷。470Please respect copyright.PENANA5e2smW4Czp
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呢種情況下女仔一定揀人,換位思考,個女仔時間有限,當佢要喺咁短時間內,面對住咁多個追求者,通常都會好膚淺地睇人。470Please respect copyright.PENANAitcsPj2EEY
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第一眼望落去靚仔嘅一定揀咗先,呢點對於絕大部份嘅男士嚟講已經不利;亦即係話,唔理你有幾優秀獨厚,佢跟本唔會有時間去了解你(或逐一了解),咁你都係好難得到佢,仲要係難到on9。470Please respect copyright.PENANAPMcaV6xKkr
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所以啲毒L成日呻「點解女神唔覆你機,直情不讀不回」,原因就係女神收到太多message,根本覆唔切機;所以「點解冇女仔欣賞我內在美」唔係冇原因。470Please respect copyright.PENANA5SEuJ4GGAy
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見佢地擺出苦笑表情,我就變返正經:「其實你跟本就屌唔到佢架啦,你諗下,做得Idol呢D所謂嘅『公眾人物』,相信佢嘅社交圈子點都有返咁上下大,亦即係話好多人同你爭,一個fans圈我當你有幾十個男仔想溝佢,然後再加埋佢私下生活其他男性朋友,例如來自大專嘅同學,甚至FB,前前後後加加埋埋冇一百都幾十啦,你自己冇返咁上下料都唔洗止意溝到佢。」470Please respect copyright.PENANACqxvnDrTtE
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啲人成日講追唔到女神,係因為你俾唔到吸引力,冇錯「吸引力」係一個主觀因素,但佢地往往冇講到一個客觀因素:亦係一個term—競爭比例。470Please respect copyright.PENANApJP1kekQUH
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用毒L聽得最多嘅語言去講,就係遊戲平衡。470Please respect copyright.PENANAohUjwZaUUq
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其實講咗咁多,而家個問題重點已經再不是什麼「毒L心頭高,越級挑戰」,「人哋係咪收兵/好人卡?」,已經唔再係講緊你係咪毒L嘅問題。470Please respect copyright.PENANAlX8m4G1Iwf
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你可以唔認自己做緊毒L,但你唔可以唔知:你而家係玩緊一隻完全冇遊戲平衡嘅Game!470Please respect copyright.PENANAICGq9Rtz3S
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尤其是如果你係網上溝女,追某某日本女星/網紅,就一定有我以上講嘅事出現。聰明人仲會唔會喺呢種成效咁低嘅戰場度打仗呢?470Please respect copyright.PENANAczRr9RsLPa
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呢件事就好似要入HKU某d神科咁,位就得幾十個,但報JUPAS擺Band A嘅人就可能有一萬個,就算係Raymond (譚家朗)咁勁抽都未必搏得入。470Please respect copyright.PENANAc3iQigz7Jv
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唔係要阻止人去追星,而係想講希望愈大失望愈大,有時冇客觀因素支持,你唔會成事。470Please respect copyright.PENANAJskeD6leaB
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Chris:你兄弟講得啱呀,自己冷靜下先啦。470Please respect copyright.PENANAtdnL2buNh8
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David:你地都有道理,不過我都係想照去睇人地表演。470Please respect copyright.PENANAd0tdqRjafS
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最後得我應承陪David去,而Chris就話唔得閒。470Please respect copyright.PENANAuBYuryZruH
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我表面上講到同David一樣,話想追Anna Yu;但事實係想了解下Anna Yu係咪真係為自己帶黎火花,把事情嘅期望降低,就係保護自己。470Please respect copyright.PENANAy2szS5V3T2
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接近Anna可以呀,但就唔好一嚟就期望佢係你未來條女囉。470Please respect copyright.PENANA2gtf88YVB4
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天下何處是芳草,何必單戀一枝花?