最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPzFVOTPxJ
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtszWIoOKs
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW5k2YZsqa
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhnxqzlHdp
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdakA7ebUR
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtB1oov03Et
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWbJWUdQQg
我：我係戀物type385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4uID2MjXX
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjuzdMiHj0
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1toqwQywpi
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我：女裝385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuDC7mMOej
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeQGUrAp3O
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H8DwyZRue
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgDS4Vqsz3
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNPBt1CsYD
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ68rynJZoj
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0a479ROFax
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsKTqJPuzr
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzA9j7dciT
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuMVbDaqf7
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZS01JpeOC
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阿玲：女朋友就有。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiQpmKMdXB
（暗笑地回道）385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k0QnVDTkk
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dRn5RurGb
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我：邊個邊個？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVndGbw8mBU
(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgR0vU39tk
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8uDYXm1eT
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK499BPTcEl
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SEAyicjC3
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFDL1ii8Mf
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABDeXCtnvn
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTuLPge1OM
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrEraICC6k
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeugCn0gWNv
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEh3GOxw63
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Oy1XUic3Y
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我：知少少啦～385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvnMcC6QJC
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1muAIf4orS
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUnAG2sQbd
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OvbgBmEXT
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUB78BBapy
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsoTjuYmt9
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7NsE73kJO
(佢燦爛地笑道)385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluXA4XSHNF
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1KYvlJc32
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQEkSwcCDY
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SjIQ8w9yR
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我：我問你一個問題呀？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUgF7fcG4S
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阿玲：咩？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU8pTEQHtV
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUztLpEu2fc
(我挑逗地說)385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1i5jY1diw
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziyzueeLrd
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妳個答案都有想像力。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUFvup0BmO
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDlHAUTJbh
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAt1faLjmX
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU8RVgdiHp
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「I love it when you call me senoirta385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudSee9CwSQ
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuzZ2H8khv
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtonOCPhGjg
It's true, la-la-la385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvYcG095tR
Ooh, I should be running385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6B3boTR5YY
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOU7GVM1V5
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首歌名係Senorita385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAnzstTG6j
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3YYL84nPq
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFB0ruZ7ni
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uKSslngQH
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYFpgmjmnB
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK2YmUJYaP
(挑逗地說)385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBczoIBF7tF
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2nmqhSJ64
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhhLlnZVEu
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66mFuxFm7G
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw1AGybnp9
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITuuFqMqBH
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSAhwWW2zP
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSPNHebK96
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5Bv6rxsTt
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6Dxf6CnwP
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我：一言為定385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrO5gqw7iV
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdytL5S0ae
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKzCI0yu26
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0aY79JFng
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4h2TTLuwQ
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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