最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。361Please respect copyright.PENANAXFsSMkbjH2
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。361Please respect copyright.PENANA5w3mb9Cu6j
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?361Please respect copyright.PENANAg6oD4wYPk3
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~361Please respect copyright.PENANAau1OLhMhFA
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。361Please respect copyright.PENANAtdZK3kKSOp
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。361Please respect copyright.PENANAWh6AqfYaXl
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面361Please respect copyright.PENANATXcVp0QL5h
我:我係戀物type361Please respect copyright.PENANAIFkuAqDIxm
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。361Please respect copyright.PENANAAPUzEnkC2r
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?361Please respect copyright.PENANAwGB9QE2pPT
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我:女裝361Please respect copyright.PENANAhMEOtoCNeS
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?361Please respect copyright.PENANAHblFEiOQ71
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。361Please respect copyright.PENANAqhodMmTCFm
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。361Please respect copyright.PENANArSS6JrEWUQ
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。361Please respect copyright.PENANAwqrL2Z2NFO
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。361Please respect copyright.PENANA3chj2DJdvi
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。361Please respect copyright.PENANA5f7brIAe1Y
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。361Please respect copyright.PENANASUI5RsDdbc
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。361Please respect copyright.PENANAvb12pUtJZl
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。361Please respect copyright.PENANA30BBFrveME
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?361Please respect copyright.PENANAgXPZYyRUBt
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阿玲:女朋友就有。361Please respect copyright.PENANAr4tuu8BGp5
(暗笑地回道)361Please respect copyright.PENANA8ie8Lm8YTa
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。361Please respect copyright.PENANAs1P0I9uNiQ
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我:邊個邊個?361Please respect copyright.PENANAHQk2Q0pYCF
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)361Please respect copyright.PENANA8Gfc05KMMr
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。361Please respect copyright.PENANAYCHgLx4ilh
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。361Please respect copyright.PENANAzk32lDVUW6
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。361Please respect copyright.PENANAVub5p4gPW5
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。361Please respect copyright.PENANANgo3u5MnJE
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。361Please respect copyright.PENANACmwyrEf2aw
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。361Please respect copyright.PENANATVyQ9ZhtLc
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。361Please respect copyright.PENANAqGZxSUolHC
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!361Please respect copyright.PENANA4NTLhdzUmc
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。361Please respect copyright.PENANABQrTt7jwH8
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?361Please respect copyright.PENANAISzf6uKfX2
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我:知少少啦~361Please respect copyright.PENANARwh5cdUzhB
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。361Please respect copyright.PENANAbaPkcSOHmz
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。361Please respect copyright.PENANAuiCQgz4FQx
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。361Please respect copyright.PENANADZiNy12n9P
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?361Please respect copyright.PENANASS0YcVu6Xj
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。361Please respect copyright.PENANATU2jyIIlNk
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。361Please respect copyright.PENANAFlsAnBtDRQ
(佢燦爛地笑道)361Please respect copyright.PENANACwr50CFh2r
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵361Please respect copyright.PENANABtRxje3HiB
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!361Please respect copyright.PENANAcqlFEszJA8
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。361Please respect copyright.PENANATyqlYEhPAZ
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我:我問你一個問題呀?361Please respect copyright.PENANA28kwlEh2Yh
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阿玲:咩?361Please respect copyright.PENANAUoDvL5JFPe
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?361Please respect copyright.PENANAoNh1Cm1VgZ
(我挑逗地說)361Please respect copyright.PENANAfp9754RJSE
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。361Please respect copyright.PENANAouIcNKlVHk
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妳個答案都有想像力。361Please respect copyright.PENANACejCbrioRB
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。361Please respect copyright.PENANATn7pBfzVEI
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。361Please respect copyright.PENANAQbjs30o54e
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。361Please respect copyright.PENANAAwUfWMYbWo
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「I love it when you call me senoirta361Please respect copyright.PENANAmcGKAiS5xq
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya361Please respect copyright.PENANAWJYvKTFN6R
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la361Please respect copyright.PENANAzG5B0fhnJs
It's true, la-la-la361Please respect copyright.PENANA3C3NgV4oQm
Ooh, I should be running361Please respect copyright.PENANAfsKmwOrcwM
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」361Please respect copyright.PENANAyXVprwV02r
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首歌名係Senorita361Please respect copyright.PENANAJQyhHkfuCV
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。361Please respect copyright.PENANALj1GRuPrfO
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。361Please respect copyright.PENANAyJeTuuScbP
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。361Please respect copyright.PENANAWyH0TrkmtQ
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?361Please respect copyright.PENANAiekQYAz2tJ
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。361Please respect copyright.PENANAj3Adpirg27
(挑逗地說)361Please respect copyright.PENANAkskycvWjWm
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。361Please respect copyright.PENANARhUlcHoWMp
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)361Please respect copyright.PENANA2ttSm6njjw
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。361Please respect copyright.PENANAw8qaj5t6zX
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。361Please respect copyright.PENANAEMm3QuXyj5
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。361Please respect copyright.PENANAszMAynYUA7
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。361Please respect copyright.PENANAXvHEK2ySmY
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。361Please respect copyright.PENANAlG7weaXNho
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。361Please respect copyright.PENANATPidMVKPhx
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。361Please respect copyright.PENANAWdBF72PsUT
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我:一言為定361Please respect copyright.PENANAbP2QwMqXKB
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。361Please respect copyright.PENANAxsQ4fy1J5x
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。361Please respect copyright.PENANAl9RPD7nsd4
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。361Please respect copyright.PENANAS6esk6ekdi
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。361Please respect copyright.PENANAL71ytvqpTW
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.