最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfvDITSON6
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PZGImh2z6
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBZU3ujjSO
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CclhUNYNw
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuel7DhIwwn
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ73U1hnZ4c
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikPfHd5uqd
我：我係戀物type406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NmlT186AV
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5FooH1Tc7
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0486oeCXDP
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我：女裝406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rghACfZ8R
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFgHDo5Ty8
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0KcEA1K5c
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZrq6hJTMB
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJEBB6C40m
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2PUhv21sp
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFicTobSC4
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2iwaiXaon
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWE8Idfhi5
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeb45WhBPR
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ993RnFlx
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阿玲：女朋友就有。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraVbk8r685
（暗笑地回道）406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIthsZh3xj6
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnwQ3T8c5l
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(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDgr97E06o
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzVSNDWHwh
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmXEAIxseK
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT9BZOW3SM
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8zHBJ11lO
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8dS1IweVZ
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmRk2V0GvW
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsD75hoJg5V
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3cgnXBj8D
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Wwqsxzuow
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzOXuK6AFi
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我：知少少啦～406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcB7k1lJXQ
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuXbVQa8BE
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6xrD0Kr66
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRayXStJgYN
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirc4uGtnTS
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8AVkiRG8g
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjcMG6Pnrn
(佢燦爛地笑道)406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R8rH6VNB5
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wYhmmrG6j
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ4oaUhaET
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90OsNvzElQ
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我：我問你一個問題呀？406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IUSOP5LI3
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阿玲：咩？406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylbgIU9Juk
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J4x2absrw
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKkQol2WT0
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妳個答案都有想像力。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVXG65vVMy
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNdDRuT2eP
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxQgj3x3Uf
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWMVd9SLxl
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「I love it when you call me senoirta406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99zk40SxAA
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd38FQyM8KG
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8OH8gMInf
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Ooh, I should be running406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEoCcZfSOm
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sV49MvYbi
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首歌名係Senorita406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6stl4yzqY3
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhejmNrfN4a
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1aExLBmBa
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡineeJOLunq
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFebJiSvw7
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyJwT3sMSB
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH24QkJkLO2
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Mf7vDiWPB
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2byv6XBKd
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa84bXkBHps
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKHuNqMre9
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKbFF2u3Mc
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFxPhQY0p3
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPAwo7vPg4
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL36dKn2E1
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我：一言為定406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1mGb9o3nQ
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkeSYlXCy7
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlZsvQ7b8W
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ151D06Jyg6
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSStb7sPuI
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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