最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQJdWvdRCm
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwpboc4K5a
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGZrH1lTjI
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbF3xQhfGZ
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErF0PCAOmP
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtTQJDrhwR
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJdLjwlVnM
我：我係戀物type312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeJ6Q6HCry
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChvrrmGi28
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGblQ55xcx7
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我：女裝312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvXNCt5jj8
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoZU5p7IKn
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqx5hEaN1j
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwJZ2aQNbm
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmnMADNIND
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6b5v4L4Zr
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ96dUJqc2e
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNT3Geq4Sw
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9ltHN2Pld
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNpzpo4xda
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwv70upb89
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阿玲：女朋友就有。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUizapp2hYk
（暗笑地回道）312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mTMn7lwjN
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8GH84izqS
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我：邊個邊個？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFS6rjXYKo8
(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK1OJzLVpO
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RcmcJfCy1
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs7W5KjXCJ
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZJYH9Kq0T
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawB8E5Qda0
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdDuF03kgt
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyweyyypd4
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiYO9ysLP2
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rkWwHO4ji
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuioizDW1Gp
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelQAy8Ynyq
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我：知少少啦～312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvV3I20j9Q
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzmNfHtxMz
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSpDpjKAyY
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysHIIF4sLi
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOWtmImBgL
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw6NEn6vDk
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKAi2nLSrb
(佢燦爛地笑道)312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzjpedtLnX
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjrjcuzyVv
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME5LOw5HwC
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtTdkd1pGr
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我：我問你一個問題呀？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBK4VUHJhG
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阿玲：咩？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpFGyyKd2U
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZn50IziyP
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiPzsiDPBG
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妳個答案都有想像力。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5oNlzsyeB
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs205K0psi
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOOdnLfuDq
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxfSctaOWc
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「I love it when you call me senoirta312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFI2VYW57r
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGWDWhKSPt
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPN40Q88b7
It's true, la-la-la312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUmP8Ekjul
Ooh, I should be running312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaClNBFugx
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxWwKpHyyI
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首歌名係Senorita312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zfYJ567UJ
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq9J3aLaqG
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf7HQAXLoc
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhkMRnY755
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jw6zYhXtV
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA9Bbnw5C3
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrrbpkhn8v
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspWGZvMyGV
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy7VW6pWPq
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6kK4h8lnt
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7NqMuAjLZ
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfEstc4N7L
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sVSB1RKXm
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhTUmSTKON
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyT1gFBbIG
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我：一言為定312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVjgJGXFSZ
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnmm9HGMU0
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmwfON5HXn
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSo5lzr9bF
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyHxCFyXKi
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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