最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。406Please respect copyright.PENANAUfvDITSON6
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。406Please respect copyright.PENANA0PZGImh2z6
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?406Please respect copyright.PENANAbBZU3ujjSO
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~406Please respect copyright.PENANA3CclhUNYNw
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。406Please respect copyright.PENANAuel7DhIwwn
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。406Please respect copyright.PENANAJ73U1hnZ4c
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面406Please respect copyright.PENANAikPfHd5uqd
我:我係戀物type406Please respect copyright.PENANA0NmlT186AV
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。406Please respect copyright.PENANAO5FooH1Tc7
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?406Please respect copyright.PENANA0486oeCXDP
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我:女裝406Please respect copyright.PENANA9rghACfZ8R
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?406Please respect copyright.PENANAAFgHDo5Ty8
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。406Please respect copyright.PENANAD0KcEA1K5c
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。406Please respect copyright.PENANAmZrq6hJTMB
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。406Please respect copyright.PENANAkJEBB6C40m
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。406Please respect copyright.PENANAh2PUhv21sp
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。406Please respect copyright.PENANANFicTobSC4
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。406Please respect copyright.PENANAv2iwaiXaon
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。406Please respect copyright.PENANAcWE8Idfhi5
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。406Please respect copyright.PENANAzeb45WhBPR
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?406Please respect copyright.PENANAVJ993RnFlx
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阿玲:女朋友就有。406Please respect copyright.PENANAraVbk8r685
(暗笑地回道)406Please respect copyright.PENANAIthsZh3xj6
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。406Please respect copyright.PENANAwnwQ3T8c5l
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我:邊個邊個?406Please respect copyright.PENANAWK10BnLw5S
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)406Please respect copyright.PENANAKDgr97E06o
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。406Please respect copyright.PENANAIzVSNDWHwh
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。406Please respect copyright.PENANAFmXEAIxseK
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。406Please respect copyright.PENANApT9BZOW3SM
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。406Please respect copyright.PENANAI8zHBJ11lO
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。406Please respect copyright.PENANAe8dS1IweVZ
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。406Please respect copyright.PENANARmRk2V0GvW
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。406Please respect copyright.PENANAsD75hoJg5V
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!406Please respect copyright.PENANAS3cgnXBj8D
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。406Please respect copyright.PENANA0Wwqsxzuow
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?406Please respect copyright.PENANAxzOXuK6AFi
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我:知少少啦~406Please respect copyright.PENANAhcB7k1lJXQ
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。406Please respect copyright.PENANANuXbVQa8BE
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。406Please respect copyright.PENANAz6xrD0Kr66
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。406Please respect copyright.PENANARayXStJgYN
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?406Please respect copyright.PENANAirc4uGtnTS
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。406Please respect copyright.PENANAL8AVkiRG8g
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。406Please respect copyright.PENANAkjcMG6Pnrn
(佢燦爛地笑道)406Please respect copyright.PENANA0R8rH6VNB5
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵406Please respect copyright.PENANA6wYhmmrG6j
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!406Please respect copyright.PENANAEZ4oaUhaET
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。406Please respect copyright.PENANA90OsNvzElQ
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我:我問你一個問題呀?406Please respect copyright.PENANA9IUSOP5LI3
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阿玲:咩?406Please respect copyright.PENANAylbgIU9Juk
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?406Please respect copyright.PENANA3J4x2absrw
(我挑逗地說)406Please respect copyright.PENANAEk7kLynku3
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。406Please respect copyright.PENANANKkQol2WT0
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妳個答案都有想像力。406Please respect copyright.PENANAFVXG65vVMy
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。406Please respect copyright.PENANASNdDRuT2eP
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。406Please respect copyright.PENANAFxQgj3x3Uf
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。406Please respect copyright.PENANAgWMVd9SLxl
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「I love it when you call me senoirta406Please respect copyright.PENANA99zk40SxAA
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya406Please respect copyright.PENANAd38FQyM8KG
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la406Please respect copyright.PENANAg8OH8gMInf
It's true, la-la-la406Please respect copyright.PENANADcHrXNR4SN
Ooh, I should be running406Please respect copyright.PENANAKEoCcZfSOm
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」406Please respect copyright.PENANA0sV49MvYbi
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首歌名係Senorita406Please respect copyright.PENANA6stl4yzqY3
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。406Please respect copyright.PENANAhejmNrfN4a
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。406Please respect copyright.PENANAK1aExLBmBa
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。406Please respect copyright.PENANAineeJOLunq
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?406Please respect copyright.PENANAmFebJiSvw7
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。406Please respect copyright.PENANAuyJwT3sMSB
(挑逗地說)406Please respect copyright.PENANALZf0O2damP
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。406Please respect copyright.PENANAH24QkJkLO2
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)406Please respect copyright.PENANA4Mf7vDiWPB
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。406Please respect copyright.PENANAO2byv6XBKd
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。406Please respect copyright.PENANAa84bXkBHps
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。406Please respect copyright.PENANAsKHuNqMre9
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。406Please respect copyright.PENANAuKbFF2u3Mc
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。406Please respect copyright.PENANAMFxPhQY0p3
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。406Please respect copyright.PENANAvPAwo7vPg4
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。406Please respect copyright.PENANAWL36dKn2E1
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我:一言為定406Please respect copyright.PENANAq1mGb9o3nQ
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。406Please respect copyright.PENANATkeSYlXCy7
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。406Please respect copyright.PENANAAlZsvQ7b8W
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。406Please respect copyright.PENANA151D06Jyg6
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。406Please respect copyright.PENANAqSStb7sPuI
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.