鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。435Please respect copyright.PENANAAOpk13H8LY
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?435Please respect copyright.PENANAAwAw4GEUWY
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~435Please respect copyright.PENANALqVqPozPWu
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?435Please respect copyright.PENANAwdnW8rpR8W
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAHYnhBUkAPn
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。435Please respect copyright.PENANAu1gTswS9kn
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。435Please respect copyright.PENANATbArO4qrbk
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!435Please respect copyright.PENANAUbTLbWvRcw
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?435Please respect copyright.PENANACK6dc9NbZK
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!435Please respect copyright.PENANAoabOGlhSV1
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。435Please respect copyright.PENANACdZHat6xrL
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!435Please respect copyright.PENANA5ic1dw0jrr
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANA05T054B3Vr
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!435Please respect copyright.PENANAeP7we1sGSZ
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!435Please respect copyright.PENANAp5sqU1dhin
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)435Please respect copyright.PENANASN13fdUsuy
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!435Please respect copyright.PENANAE1zcdtEpT8
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?435Please respect copyright.PENANAbuQ06DvQif
俊言:⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAkyvU4viqZJ
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?435Please respect copyright.PENANAw7PZ6curLt
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !435Please respect copyright.PENANAFQvUBwtdDg
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ra270qxq8
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?435Please respect copyright.PENANA9DXHtYBcNm
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAYR5Nyxb33l
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAaEgYdfr7Uq
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?435Please respect copyright.PENANARJfrJLSkA3
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?435Please respect copyright.PENANASkzZsf1mcy
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAombIMEadBf
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!435Please respect copyright.PENANARPP36pLiF9
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANA7p8rYywxUs
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!435Please respect copyright.PENANAoY4JMuyWY1
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!435Please respect copyright.PENANAZsqnSWYHWR
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~435Please respect copyright.PENANAp53lSZ6kvc
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。435Please respect copyright.PENANAXmEELQSPWX
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 435Please respect copyright.PENANA7sb1eERwdM
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)435Please respect copyright.PENANAS9wrddx4Xt
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?435Please respect copyright.PENANAFTr9F3lrlF
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?435Please respect copyright.PENANA0dtyuTZj3n
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAEfTeiztX5m
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?435Please respect copyright.PENANAJJTlBndgBN
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。435Please respect copyright.PENANAlQsuTRfD0Y
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAOPnDxSpnEg
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!435Please respect copyright.PENANAyyoB8g9050
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!435Please respect copyright.PENANAsOl1E3HfPZ
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANARKLJdVjVfg
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANApxCeXcLODU
鉉雨:盯 ~~~435Please respect copyright.PENANAU0fEVEV2DX
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?435Please respect copyright.PENANAQk0ZYHe0bN
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANA8DLsFvtXns
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。435Please respect copyright.PENANA3zX4NOTmNd
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAgoR8l2mjU9
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANA5PU71Vz9pe
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!435Please respect copyright.PENANAATWgUhEzvK
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAl48AjgHNHH
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?435Please respect copyright.PENANAiXo1GJn1o2
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。435Please respect copyright.PENANAFKU6zffYOV
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?435Please respect copyright.PENANAdqmv80Q2qn
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。435Please respect copyright.PENANAZytFthiU8I
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!435Please respect copyright.PENANAFzBM2JXCmc
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAGcGMaNtp0s
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)435Please respect copyright.PENANAL7HIVjn7wI
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?435Please respect copyright.PENANAH6KYc9zeI1
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~435Please respect copyright.PENANAtmH7n0woku
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!435Please respect copyright.PENANAb6XOEGVmcA
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!435Please respect copyright.PENANAn8gWgnlj5u
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??435Please respect copyright.PENANAtm5ula8H28
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAxVEiQAkkj0
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?435Please respect copyright.PENANA1Dxv0vqnUB
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?435Please respect copyright.PENANAKOnPgWfQa1
千頌:當然!435Please respect copyright.PENANAcUjrX7pcTE
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?435Please respect copyright.PENANAAJna5LEa3b
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANA3Kvl4OEWUA
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAyZHkktUZnu
千頌:嗯?435Please respect copyright.PENANA52y7NIbhw6
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANArM6d7gNq7x
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)435Please respect copyright.PENANA5JMNrh5BoV
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)435Please respect copyright.PENANAPEUwt6IkiY
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANANFWufLvzQJ
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。435Please respect copyright.PENANAi5In8FciTK
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!435Please respect copyright.PENANAaY7upPVSth
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAP3ruAlkSdi
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯435Please respect copyright.PENANAAMDmfSkR9a
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。435Please respect copyright.PENANAJUbUnRdWRO
千頌:也是呢~435Please respect copyright.PENANAoJoLkgoIRN
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。435Please respect copyright.PENANAhNdpp0xHQ5
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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