鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。525Please respect copyright.PENANAXG5Z8mYDew
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?525Please respect copyright.PENANAJdNt2jN4Zu
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~525Please respect copyright.PENANAyEn7k3v643
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?525Please respect copyright.PENANAt8Fyl0yHcG
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANA7Q9AEmvhZl
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。525Please respect copyright.PENANAjyf4qymiAP
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。525Please respect copyright.PENANA5lIV2yn7SN
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!525Please respect copyright.PENANAFsHf6tNm6G
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?525Please respect copyright.PENANAwOJXa6AS9R
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!525Please respect copyright.PENANALNEjirDvBL
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。525Please respect copyright.PENANAYLmwZH7xBo
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!525Please respect copyright.PENANACLQiEZ4IVQ
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAz4fGRQwaQ6
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!525Please respect copyright.PENANA8MIbTSvytx
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!525Please respect copyright.PENANAVoMwEZnmTb
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)525Please respect copyright.PENANAZogVad9lJG
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!525Please respect copyright.PENANAVMJ4rTRlsZ
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?525Please respect copyright.PENANAEdezMKgEhU
俊言:⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAoQG50xuJwe
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?525Please respect copyright.PENANATPLyTFaUMY
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !525Please respect copyright.PENANAV58AD7ph5F
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANA1lDAP1VjRd
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?525Please respect copyright.PENANAKWEZFjgItV
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAVbxQr8Mj59
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAOv5M7ikfFn
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?525Please respect copyright.PENANAMV91n8dpI7
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?525Please respect copyright.PENANAincyJo090u
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAqMRm9cPgwN
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!525Please respect copyright.PENANAWSxDaeH6YS
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAXwxUgpDw5I
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!525Please respect copyright.PENANAeSJr7hy7KI
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!525Please respect copyright.PENANA83UO9kMFSs
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~525Please respect copyright.PENANAEz88PYBV73
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。525Please respect copyright.PENANAtUWnTdn8oK
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 525Please respect copyright.PENANAetulIBWq0C
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)525Please respect copyright.PENANAJWyiSZ2CBe
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?525Please respect copyright.PENANAVIYhBrCwoJ
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?525Please respect copyright.PENANAVG0cTS0iwt
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAfCS8TsjGDH
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?525Please respect copyright.PENANAwF11Nxfpyf
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。525Please respect copyright.PENANAXVWG9Zg0dk
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAEvPTwic10J
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!525Please respect copyright.PENANAvegNEda7RT
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!525Please respect copyright.PENANABRJnHPBJDl
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAQdbzG44qHt
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANA2sJWEKRvoj
鉉雨:盯 ~~~525Please respect copyright.PENANABwi1pPzqRZ
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?525Please respect copyright.PENANAj69JA8bDS6
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAYcj50IghcB
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。525Please respect copyright.PENANA9hPnXbKwRq
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAXYThY6yLWa
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANALPmPZNGpVi
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!525Please respect copyright.PENANATkWHOXFC2t
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAETr8tgvBYb
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?525Please respect copyright.PENANA7Na297ITii
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。525Please respect copyright.PENANA2ARkIvuGZT
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?525Please respect copyright.PENANA98SzUTo2ou
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。525Please respect copyright.PENANAPCjewurhAF
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!525Please respect copyright.PENANAt3TGk1Hhnv
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANATRAROSrqmz
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)525Please respect copyright.PENANA0Rv4wuYwkB
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?525Please respect copyright.PENANAKgqZFlrvjk
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~525Please respect copyright.PENANAwrOJxIUAm2
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!525Please respect copyright.PENANARyUBNHyk2p
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!525Please respect copyright.PENANATKkFAIiUGT
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??525Please respect copyright.PENANAMwVFmLmsSL
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAOwxqYPpm8q
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?525Please respect copyright.PENANAQavgXtph55
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?525Please respect copyright.PENANAiGN7q5VglH
千頌:當然!525Please respect copyright.PENANAL0qHT8e1Un
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?525Please respect copyright.PENANAAonzMJO3BZ
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAbmkDadxKYy
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAQtwZItrHxC
千頌:嗯?525Please respect copyright.PENANAkpQe9tfjs2
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANANk9toQRIk3
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)525Please respect copyright.PENANA8vxjXQ2c09
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)525Please respect copyright.PENANARqgeLWZC2h
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAmiqnSkU7Ai
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。525Please respect copyright.PENANAlNtYfmumRg
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!525Please respect copyright.PENANASK6Slk3kH7
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANA6HrB0MVhNI
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯525Please respect copyright.PENANAsd7bB4xJ8k
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。525Please respect copyright.PENANAXpHm5qCpCx
千頌:也是呢~525Please respect copyright.PENANAGJnfHoW2Ra
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。525Please respect copyright.PENANAGxgqe30IPs
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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