鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。473Please respect copyright.PENANAw9xN78qstq
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?473Please respect copyright.PENANAfyx2RtE8Jt
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~473Please respect copyright.PENANAJHPhlQFtVb
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?473Please respect copyright.PENANAioqX7ONkG2
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAMnttKMG40r
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。473Please respect copyright.PENANAcL2SYOFvIO
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。473Please respect copyright.PENANAyvfQcZJs3R
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!473Please respect copyright.PENANAH2rn09tnOg
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?473Please respect copyright.PENANA5N4RONKwrv
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!473Please respect copyright.PENANAwK9qnNfn9z
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。473Please respect copyright.PENANAhhy7CiJB4r
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!473Please respect copyright.PENANAuGwnfxCUA1
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAgUY68ExLf4
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!473Please respect copyright.PENANAhZgnS4bI0D
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!473Please respect copyright.PENANAfeKAqL8D9k
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)473Please respect copyright.PENANA9sdzadJ5c5
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!473Please respect copyright.PENANAFSEYB2weW1
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?473Please respect copyright.PENANA6R3imqCM1R
俊言:⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANA6YhjEIeb0R
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?473Please respect copyright.PENANAOg5yitjsHN
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !473Please respect copyright.PENANANl2SxTON4W
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAfa8o6DZBVB
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?473Please respect copyright.PENANAi8UCPMU0qn
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAe7d07pFkmf
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAMmaTcmgYww
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?473Please respect copyright.PENANA0lfe1xpC6v
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?473Please respect copyright.PENANA9AeaOhuDhL
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANA4uu9HFOurm
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!473Please respect copyright.PENANAzd6eAWn9YN
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANA39T1wNZFg7
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!473Please respect copyright.PENANAm7kAvpUzRh
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!473Please respect copyright.PENANAth3jNgNpi0
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~473Please respect copyright.PENANAAhZzex7mNV
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。473Please respect copyright.PENANATztGT0MPIu
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 473Please respect copyright.PENANA7XL7lWbjnk
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)473Please respect copyright.PENANA6zpSQeMTBQ
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?473Please respect copyright.PENANAtcob1XAuQ0
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?473Please respect copyright.PENANAtm4r5ijgwR
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAxsqpfZXNCj
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?473Please respect copyright.PENANAbH0x7gt1uw
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。473Please respect copyright.PENANAKJs8QAkXjL
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAXKSMXRQgz9
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!473Please respect copyright.PENANA0hn1SeOf3v
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!473Please respect copyright.PENANA27IyYwDu0e
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAentKANstDE
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANA5D0wVVY92A
鉉雨:盯 ~~~473Please respect copyright.PENANAPWtFnL5tFq
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?473Please respect copyright.PENANAa76RmxOxKc
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANArZjHlB4SI2
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。473Please respect copyright.PENANAFS579Uipe6
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAEQdDAUQIUI
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANALGeagKllc7
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!473Please respect copyright.PENANANMbH9h8jg7
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAegjA3eqYuR
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?473Please respect copyright.PENANAehWpAaDI9E
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。473Please respect copyright.PENANA6y0GnHtl1g
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?473Please respect copyright.PENANAfnxajnbUO3
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。473Please respect copyright.PENANAipjnDrc8EE
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!473Please respect copyright.PENANAvXk557hAI0
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAIZvlqjM52J
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)473Please respect copyright.PENANA3yBoL6qvsl
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?473Please respect copyright.PENANALTsvMXqa6y
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~473Please respect copyright.PENANAXVJa5Jo9ax
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!473Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4bmDLtTan
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!473Please respect copyright.PENANA9msmSNZ2WH
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??473Please respect copyright.PENANAwbdFTfjZ6U
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAptbx559MFw
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?473Please respect copyright.PENANAbR01C5ssOF
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?473Please respect copyright.PENANANc2Ty5uGoC
千頌:當然!473Please respect copyright.PENANAI9D2nBAzg8
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?473Please respect copyright.PENANAtup1nqRp8l
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANABqR9KPzLCw
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANA62yc6iXinO
千頌:嗯?473Please respect copyright.PENANAhCFx0UBAId
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANA3x5q3xEjAr
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)473Please respect copyright.PENANAakrfeExLAR
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)473Please respect copyright.PENANAtlaFUTd4eH
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANA0C4NcNOTcJ
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。473Please respect copyright.PENANAbaWx46V4RP
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!473Please respect copyright.PENANA5NmFwUCINK
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANAcWfy8mjGYZ
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯473Please respect copyright.PENANA3iSxno2IL0
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。473Please respect copyright.PENANA1GJd947gvu
千頌:也是呢~473Please respect copyright.PENANAsZwGyTZDBu
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。473Please respect copyright.PENANA6gIjthXTp9
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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