鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。545Please respect copyright.PENANAcrljojpQFT
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?545Please respect copyright.PENANA6X6hVSV4fM
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~545Please respect copyright.PENANAp0NgsMv0qP
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?545Please respect copyright.PENANAP5Y1J1gI2T
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAoYTkWnPpVt
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。545Please respect copyright.PENANAePxk5jd8j0
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。545Please respect copyright.PENANA2nThDrL71j
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!545Please respect copyright.PENANATVB5J3x4ef
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?545Please respect copyright.PENANAcUmf6Qls6C
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!545Please respect copyright.PENANAZRGCPnNh1y
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。545Please respect copyright.PENANAddsrLnT0nK
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!545Please respect copyright.PENANACYgxZX1AiY
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAAvmy5dJwVW
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!545Please respect copyright.PENANAuv7Zm1mDeT
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!545Please respect copyright.PENANA1QD7wUE5Qj
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)545Please respect copyright.PENANAwMXIC2zJoT
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!545Please respect copyright.PENANADTe9lL6POW
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?545Please respect copyright.PENANA5crYbnJ38P
俊言:⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANA2BPWg5aLD4
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?545Please respect copyright.PENANANtvJ2z1I2i
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !545Please respect copyright.PENANAUXFjkzdwWt
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAqigRKBSjPx
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?545Please respect copyright.PENANAsk356iQEMB
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAnIg46Sy12L
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAtyUIjFvRdQ
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?545Please respect copyright.PENANAxsSXC6rAf7
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?545Please respect copyright.PENANA1meY3UkFIV
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANA5iilLejVLY
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!545Please respect copyright.PENANAD9X8KuhHSe
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAOOkC2UJfqL
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!545Please respect copyright.PENANAkP5H7ODQxD
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!545Please respect copyright.PENANARXycD0strz
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~545Please respect copyright.PENANA0tWpSkfR2H
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。545Please respect copyright.PENANA13uTfveXMK
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 545Please respect copyright.PENANArGbnULEv8G
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)545Please respect copyright.PENANA5rSbxvntQj
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?545Please respect copyright.PENANAllu2JwZUX7
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?545Please respect copyright.PENANAb3yDUOXM5A
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAgTB4mYcRy4
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?545Please respect copyright.PENANAjv1E9YFlHr
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。545Please respect copyright.PENANA1JEs4dRFcD
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANA1zMH54PrsY
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!545Please respect copyright.PENANA9rsWgvDvId
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!545Please respect copyright.PENANAdxFIPXLqJj
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAPTOeBKt0Tj
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAdA8c3K7LzE
鉉雨:盯 ~~~545Please respect copyright.PENANA7cFl5VSsW8
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?545Please respect copyright.PENANA774tpfx6UI
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAOUdrXEobcG
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。545Please respect copyright.PENANAYQ3aBpUj8b
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAcgHJ5iZ153
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAponcYXOjOO
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!545Please respect copyright.PENANAXbzj5ft4SX
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAAwxme8YZgs
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?545Please respect copyright.PENANAUBLFzWGKH9
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。545Please respect copyright.PENANAydiZ1q8r1u
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?545Please respect copyright.PENANA9xqVAn6FKs
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。545Please respect copyright.PENANAU3NCP2kbwe
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!545Please respect copyright.PENANAJOgNNpf6JE
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAdYhiHKs5HM
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)545Please respect copyright.PENANAn4B1byr0QR
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?545Please respect copyright.PENANAQXJJBDeBRg
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~545Please respect copyright.PENANAIcHabmYtht
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!545Please respect copyright.PENANANj4pJI8kMk
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!545Please respect copyright.PENANAlPpG2FDRem
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??545Please respect copyright.PENANARdWG5BgAQB
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAkPjewXFKqZ
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?545Please respect copyright.PENANAC953qnmUdJ
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?545Please respect copyright.PENANA3QJkdakiKe
千頌:當然!545Please respect copyright.PENANAKVQX88tQnS
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?545Please respect copyright.PENANALFojgarSlY
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAi3hh80ZbNF
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAeciBLnnlkh
千頌:嗯?545Please respect copyright.PENANADSRQL23DgH
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAgmxuTLSN2B
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)545Please respect copyright.PENANAS6ZfAoeef6
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)545Please respect copyright.PENANAuItHvBw7ay
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANA6MCLzInDj6
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。545Please respect copyright.PENANAL85cxFfnRf
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!545Please respect copyright.PENANASKO2VNQ6eb
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANA8aRQKHCNH9
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯545Please respect copyright.PENANAglqw8KMPe0
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。545Please respect copyright.PENANA4pAHRF3Gc9
千頌:也是呢~545Please respect copyright.PENANAtdgOTdFszk
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。545Please respect copyright.PENANAatJRmHlM93
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
545Please respect copyright.PENANAxwugTMFzRF
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