鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。456Please respect copyright.PENANAC8JPc5wwI6
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?456Please respect copyright.PENANAWujAnKNvze
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~456Please respect copyright.PENANAo8njurzC2F
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?456Please respect copyright.PENANA4OjsAcf4RJ
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANARmtPX7vcsC
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。456Please respect copyright.PENANA07Its0dn28
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。456Please respect copyright.PENANAsbPptg8XSV
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!456Please respect copyright.PENANA0JiBgS6JDA
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?456Please respect copyright.PENANAyUmaDNf7E4
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!456Please respect copyright.PENANAoh8uDrtFSo
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。456Please respect copyright.PENANANJQkoxRbmJ
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!456Please respect copyright.PENANANLYRKLlZj8
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAaxFQ0xliGb
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!456Please respect copyright.PENANAixrwx3Qrn1
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!456Please respect copyright.PENANAvodnHVUrWb
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)456Please respect copyright.PENANAVFXBazLUnY
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!456Please respect copyright.PENANAjzVwEEbSKR
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?456Please respect copyright.PENANASSHDj1uQIc
俊言:⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAaMcXDCPn94
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?456Please respect copyright.PENANAp2j7dtgcQS
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !456Please respect copyright.PENANAnKAWzcmtS2
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAL3f8wfjPDb
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?456Please respect copyright.PENANAgAZd76p2S6
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANABDvdpIXDQ4
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANASRiUwGjkjz
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?456Please respect copyright.PENANA2eBcqHUHfE
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?456Please respect copyright.PENANA1eF7nNmYp7
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANACfEiEO5gU7
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!456Please respect copyright.PENANAY5sTGyGXs3
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANARGK3DoEEg8
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!456Please respect copyright.PENANAYzBqm9NaGw
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!456Please respect copyright.PENANAfKgd4unX59
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~456Please respect copyright.PENANAP1Ip8ZDlLJ
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。456Please respect copyright.PENANAtHc2VvTLRd
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 456Please respect copyright.PENANALJykiI3yqp
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)456Please respect copyright.PENANAOPVuTBDH0b
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?456Please respect copyright.PENANAF8NjHTOFWw
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?456Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZxQrqRP2z
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANANxr5xshh4n
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?456Please respect copyright.PENANA4qA3e1lPlA
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。456Please respect copyright.PENANAwXi3kUb2FI
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAITrpDZ7F1P
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!456Please respect copyright.PENANAW2OWhFf9ox
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!456Please respect copyright.PENANAGYjTa8OejJ
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANA9zFNGgOQuO
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAicH6s71fNS
鉉雨:盯 ~~~456Please respect copyright.PENANAqqPGspwy0G
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?456Please respect copyright.PENANAUi7jvJoOtR
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANATPbNudGDCd
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。456Please respect copyright.PENANAbMwCociJG7
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAdNiFHxFgYQ
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANA65E71SD0X0
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!456Please respect copyright.PENANAg8lIe1UaIR
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAeGhlEA8Tmv
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?456Please respect copyright.PENANAiMRswKkCTR
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。456Please respect copyright.PENANALNMmkx8n42
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?456Please respect copyright.PENANACgONrsqRPE
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。456Please respect copyright.PENANAqq2GnjMETr
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!456Please respect copyright.PENANA2iOd4EcJTK
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAsvzmuvzqey
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)456Please respect copyright.PENANAE5jR2sHigB
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?456Please respect copyright.PENANALa5OxgLflp
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~456Please respect copyright.PENANAwBSe3rV1Kr
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!456Please respect copyright.PENANAboMmtCsAIK
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!456Please respect copyright.PENANAZxOVoIH6S5
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??456Please respect copyright.PENANACV8I7x1R4k
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANA1eYC5qao40
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?456Please respect copyright.PENANAAB4Xj69nhh
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?456Please respect copyright.PENANAuk6hMJpLrY
千頌:當然!456Please respect copyright.PENANAYBAhaaSP9W
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?456Please respect copyright.PENANA67yjmAvnVh
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAsNZ3T0zTqt
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAMkiEaTEdVP
千頌:嗯?456Please respect copyright.PENANAUxbvjJvlRN
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANASy19F1oONN
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)456Please respect copyright.PENANATOJHR9rerb
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)456Please respect copyright.PENANAMupNe041EK
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAXSbeN6dVpH
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。456Please respect copyright.PENANAEJZF94aGmF
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!456Please respect copyright.PENANAbCCf2JqGaU
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAnSGDzHC9p0
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯456Please respect copyright.PENANAZBBIiDc9kJ
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。456Please respect copyright.PENANAo0JHu77c9k
千頌:也是呢~456Please respect copyright.PENANA3OQ9xUkyAW
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。456Please respect copyright.PENANAMy59mZFyoh
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
456Please respect copyright.PENANAV7wS8AHXAT
*喜歡這個故事的朋友們,請記得按下「書籖 / Bookmark」鍵即可第一時間獲得作品更新的通知。456Please respect copyright.PENANAjqtbD3sn64
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