睇完佢張相之後，我覆佢：「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7wlxD7FSu
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIGwLR3V0r
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然後我再問佢：「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsAEWQeFdm
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW45NEsAtt
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「wtf」佢話：「梗係唔會……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7pENi0NnB
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咁都好啲。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiTUkKlsv1
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒，但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮，咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cw7pDyPQI
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於是我決定扮冇事發生，繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeab1m6I3tk
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之後，我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPh1CwPCbZ
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我：「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVbfVnYpWH
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Miss：「？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhiEcxqAp4
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助六：「點」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zqBj3QvJT
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我：「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔！！！！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpygqpDShR
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阿詩：「圖？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojAJnAj6EV
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我：「我唔cap人圖的」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHVTkTDIms
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8zFto4V07
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助六：「冇圖講經呀？？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKChQuxjOR
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阿詩：「形容下有幾大隻先啦」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQ9EKSdNC1
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我：「好大隻！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKyoZIr1kV
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助六：「真係唔該晒」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkdhY0xZqF
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我冇理佢：「唉，本身諗住齋傾甜，但睇完佢身材相之後，我覺得我想約了。。。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72fEGh9Kgd
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Miss：「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY52MGQw9tS
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阿詩：「加一🙏🏻」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka9HCZf9P7
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助六：「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoLhQw3Oq3
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我：「屌你老母」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIZJ60lpQ2
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我又唔係坦克，我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌！！！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIV1PEjnar
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第二日，諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材，我突然有少少緊火。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzibOHyLCvE
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於是我message佢：「Hi想要肌肉相」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkO0jIivEf
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁，於是又加多句：「學術研究🙏🏻」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHjx4m2L2z
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風，二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfqJmldH7F
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYzyvpUegK
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「咁樣可以？」之後佢問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX9BxYQWUx
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「可以！謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdswA8vroc
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幾秒後我又講：「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o1LfmPZCt
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佢問：「做咩？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw3iKAKTXk
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRnvxsVvpr
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmSLROxCcU
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過咗冇耐，佢覆咗我。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ofVe2WFkA
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「咁緊要？」佢話。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4m6L43ksaI
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc40thWm7M
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！！！！！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CefvpS65y
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表面上，我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymWeQTzQaC
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的：😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要？」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快！！！！！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTSJ0hKExZ
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3yBG5SpKe
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRVHYIIeER
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