* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoESzFYiiBG
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出阵中——47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvc2rldTpw
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe3zLArvI6
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGrVGiryyj
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaFUiBasDC
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOuIDKwGVd
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDd62UKynz
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRP1rR5orI
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbvE7fSkDY
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwItXp2Ybj
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX1Pq0vrna
烛台：大概吧……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BPY6VphbD
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzgLlFQZ1c
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不久之后——47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8fvVkDoLK
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyvGtsA5EY
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtATchrYy8m
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD1OfvHDzt
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6V4S0RY1F
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhToqfr9e6
蜂须贺：……（怨气）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflp8ICY4w0
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq8094scMp
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回到本丸后——47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSzHTaAMqk
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44lNGSQn8W
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1a5QNQTJpE
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMa15bD2tl
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZnfPZvQu4
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEV9F7q288o
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSelcyD09f
长曾弥：乐意之至。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YvIcs40xg
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPry7UuBVVB
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriz4FOfTQl
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡantD9H1KHS
豆丁：联络感情？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LEyABXdYA
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuCr3JsnB2
豆丁：可以出去看吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uVTS3q07s
烛台：可以……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Tvy7Am4g
豆丁：哇！太好了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnybPT3MYZl
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2E9Kvlkfjz
豆丁：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjNaDS54RQ
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再次出阵时——47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJpYEUWCzA
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXunPE4CaF
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pjk1Dh6QV
蜂须贺：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHsfLxoDsw
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不久之后——47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvp0pnO67L
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyK72tYzEL
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQyhsUlaJX
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LoS6bPdQV
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcbg7BvEkE
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN8KLx3keU
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMGfgRgtxH
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSw2LNsm08
长曾弥：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9WBlJG47M
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回到本丸后——47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdInerSCtU
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVsmSWe6A4
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymQjdNa44J
（远处传来对话）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfckXFaOH5V
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaC5A6zXzC
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo0mo6jD9B
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5M9N7yXnLt
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwpVnQqvFc
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddtqBmK3JE
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jjjut8InZ
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQX9htPo6S
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMC2ncsB0d
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后来——47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c4gK4CcbO
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecYo7a2KwY
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3taLWrSnme
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBpFTsIn53
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVT8AuFhb2
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiGxlioIGM
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再后来——47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR74dTXNWG
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVREi2kXFPi
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNp5fEHCli
浦岛：一期……哥好。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRUmSfrb6P
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvg52FWS9j
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoUTn5MscK
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）