得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvxYWXgCOU
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdUBqvwcy5
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助六：「不意外」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbnMp9EAIC
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAatXYLoG4
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBrMdhnnVH
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ECbLkMUA2
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3TEQNok9Q
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其實我一早已經有答案。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0quBrB6gS
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7iOTViT0f
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuojzIE0g1I
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5xw6L9tDZ
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCYwH087wI
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「放心啦大家！」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFfgEhIHTL
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT54B6gGVe
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcitMGhjM3i
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAPDky02RB
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ryCslw363
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbQUqn9Km2
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RmlohjSCm
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXWfgQtJWk
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9BOtGg6Qz
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助六：「😳」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JrPdajj0R
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我：「。。。」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQjZCk5PoB
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkxIIaCnVG
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y5UeH5iEW
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkPuHbAQg0
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89YVdo7QXX
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd0O94CNNo
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyWBSUHrAc
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbea4hHTTeW
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P9oQJYabQ
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuIuHkKjS2
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKcTlHSO6x
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhc4apIVsz
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助六：「主人😖」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPpwKcvRz8
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOewt0HMOuT
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我：「屌你哋。。。」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN1MRF0QiB
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12RGjfN14S
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「掛住主人😳」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzLyctJAIT
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmz9nBa5gD
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNgWfXMr3m
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FUWvOGLRR
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHqpa1JcXt
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNessETLzH
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTPvKHtIYW
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「屌佢老母！」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir68S9Sw2q
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNfDdZZzXw
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwhAwkfUpS
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJIyIgW1zu
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU8clCoy2Y
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX5IbIL2cR
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J11fjrwDV
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7C68L995Xs
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」610Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVHpxt4ewl
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
