得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPnkFJDHQ8
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxuCUQkRYm
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助六：「不意外」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI8anDXhPo
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBchyB7IzsR
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjFmswT3fI
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dkkfm12RR
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6eHwh7YuF
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其實我一早已經有答案。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYQZkYFdKt
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZaEO6FH8F
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacsqA1JMwn
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wPPISzUAN
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTGPY6im9z
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「放心啦大家！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4ntzwh751
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUpDNOk3YJ
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIkAQXUp0x
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT230EHXw0T
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWr9Ecn1kc
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1132VKnuii
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVJ2R0C5K6
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH20D4vEsT
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32H2cgU7uo
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助六：「😳」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtP5qTPdRG
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我：「。。。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSDTPX2qgI
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ajLItQdbD
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq98euKy2Oj
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJLzFdY6Zg
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6IH8IUS9N
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8xxVDtoXM
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxyPNGOh1u
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm6IQOwpow
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEcLnRcqaI
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhSIkoTt8L
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbgJKfZruH
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1famiWFSG5
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助六：「主人😖」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsZkui70R4
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1hU5XfILV
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我：「屌你哋。。。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqwpZmjUBx
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBucYky3Tc
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「掛住主人😳」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA20W2XAx1
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2e9ac08r6
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKj27jpjLw
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYgGqB9r9J
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6UwBcYiPK
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmecWu5G2yE
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAaTrIHsuo
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「屌佢老母！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC8XbwV4mA
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi0AIcHsz1
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhilYVS9YoH
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8auRrPpwX0
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbko5KRJvb
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uVtm8pw0Y
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcRgGwSRbX
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8LrCTN1XU
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CAXnH0eH0
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
