同樣的時間,同樣的地點,但如果說4:50的楊家客廳像跨年夜的狂歡派對,那,5:20的楊家就是葬禮會場了。348Please respect copyright.PENANA7dcKKa1JL2
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五顏六色的氣球和歡迎回家的大字報仍在客廳牆上歡騰著,但牆下眾人的表情卻“精彩”得令人想逃……348Please respect copyright.PENANAnGIOQzlZ9Y
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爆炸的妻子、寒臉的丈夫、忐忑的女孩、心虛的男孩…348Please respect copyright.PENANAP2fu75wWtK
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噢…還有一隻吃瓜看戲的小~胖~妹~~~348Please respect copyright.PENANAQybiqqN5IN
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唉……好個令人“難忘”的狂歡派對呀!348Please respect copyright.PENANApOkAdofeew
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猜對了嗎?348Please respect copyright.PENANALY5dgQHK2R
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寒臉爆炸的是昕然和季妍、吃瓜看戲的是安然,而心虛忐忑的,就是成功的讓今晚氣氛大逆轉的小雨和阿德了。348Please respect copyright.PENANAM19lOGAvLY
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對了,昕然回來了,就在小雨把安然拉開的那一刻。348Please respect copyright.PENANAvatdLmGslj
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身為離家多日的男主人,對於家中近況,昕然幾乎是一無所知的---為了防止客戶被“放生”(因為昕然絕對會拋棄客戶衝回來),季妍根本不敢把變態的事告訴老公,但,既然阿德都鼻青臉腫的坐在他對面了,即使季妍不說,昕然大概也能猜到一二。348Please respect copyright.PENANAatughKM13t
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說真的,昕然非常~非常不爽。348Please respect copyright.PENANAvk2scwT7u9
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昕然是知道阿德的(因為小雨一直一直提呀),身為暗戀了季妍12年的“資深情聖”,昕然能理解小雨對阿德的執著,但,這並不妨礙他討厭阿德呀!348Please respect copyright.PENANAjC4ESgy1Lw
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在昕然的印象中,阿德真的是全世界過得最“爽”的男人了---沒房沒車沒工作、啃爸啃媽啃女友---一個男人得多軟爛才能活成這樣,偏偏在小雨眼中阿德卻是千般萬般的美好……348Please respect copyright.PENANAtnTDUN4AIg
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哼…如果全世界的男人都像阿德一樣,人類早就絕種一萬次了好嗎!348Please respect copyright.PENANABWYLhTODsM
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只是,即使小雨眼睛再瞎,昕然也管不著。348Please respect copyright.PENANARunB200fOA
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畢竟他只是小雨朋友的老公不是嗎?348Please respect copyright.PENANAUcscUptpwC
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但,小雨千不該萬不該把阿德引來家裡---還是趁他不在的時候…348Please respect copyright.PENANAYOh5Qo6To0
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拜託~~~這種狼心狗肺的混蛋…誰能保證他會對他的家人做什麼?348Please respect copyright.PENANAucZkJAjTM7
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當昕然正不爽不爽時,季妍的內心已經快瀕臨爆炸了。348Please respect copyright.PENANApdMYncBVoN
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十分鐘前的季妍是完全不知道這兩人仍藕斷絲連的,但,既然阿德都來了,那麼,小雨之前的種種反常行為也就有了解釋,只是…季妍還是不解…348Please respect copyright.PENANAlJebTWVi7a
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不是把小雨趕出門了嗎?348Please respect copyright.PENANA36XRS3h36C
不是把小雨趕出門了嗎?348Please respect copyright.PENANAAO4n6vz4D4
不是把小雨趕出門了嗎?348Please respect copyright.PENANAeIndejkUIV
(很重要所以要說三遍)…348Please respect copyright.PENANAuZNMJANkU3
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為什麼阿德還有臉出現在這裡?348Please respect copyright.PENANAnBg82nNXQ8
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還有小雨…妳能不能有點尊嚴啊?人家都狠心把妳丟掉了,竟然還不惜說謊溜出門見他……348Please respect copyright.PENANAsJO0ydMOtr
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吼~~~~~~~348Please respect copyright.PENANAZFr8UPGjua
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太多情緒在季妍心頭流竄,而季妍又是個憋不住的人,所以,在努力冷靜了…數秒…後,季妍還是忍不住開口了。348Please respect copyright.PENANAiz6EQ7f5Dq
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「你---不是把她趕出門了嗎」?季妍咬牙切齒的瞪著眼神飄忽的阿德,只差把阿德給啃了…「你還跑來幹嘛」?348Please respect copyright.PENANAPcvlIEYspd
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「不是啊季妍姐」~彷彿怕男友被“吃掉”似的,小雨連忙解釋~「是他爸把我趕出門的,阿德他什麼都沒做」…348Please respect copyright.PENANApI3XsvGgHg
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「噢~原來他什麼都沒做哦」!季妍假裝恍然大悟道~「所以他也沒阻止他爸囉」?348Please respect copyright.PENANA2bfNu1It0D
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「他…他」…348Please respect copyright.PENANAvGq8B9qsZk
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「阻止個屁啦」!彷彿還沒被揍夠似的~當小雨捏著裙子囁囁嚅嚅發不出聲時,阿德竟不怕死的插嘴…「我爸很兇耶~我又不是不想活了」…348Please respect copyright.PENANANzYo3guety
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「噢」~季妍被氣笑了~「你的意思是~~因為你爸很兇,所以你“只好”閉嘴,任由你爸把她們母女趕出去淋雨囉」?348Please respect copyright.PENANAVsRF212BpI
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「喂~阿德先生,請問你知不知道什麼叫責任感啊?你女朋友肚子裡懷的是你的孩子耶」!348Please respect copyright.PENANAUPdmrlmtm1
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「那又怎樣?又不是我叫她懷孕的」…阿德抖著腿,一邊漫不經心的撥弄瀏海,然後,下一秒,一把光劍突然就抵住了他的脖子…348Please respect copyright.PENANAcLzRvU1ciK
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「赫」!!效果不錯,阿德嚇得腿都不敢抖了…「你…你幹嘛」?348Please respect copyright.PENANADSxcrk24xP
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「沒幹嘛」,只見光劍的主人---楊昕然先生,對阿德燦爛一笑…「讓你閉嘴罷了」。348Please respect copyright.PENANAhEQ6rr91fO
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「你」…阿德忿忿的瞪著昕然,想了想,決定還是乖乖閉嘴。348Please respect copyright.PENANAl90OjoAlZq
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昕然這才移開光劍。348Please respect copyright.PENANACF5vVRHjSB
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「哇~~哥」,一旁看戲的安然奮力鼓掌~「你好帥哦」!348Please respect copyright.PENANAcSaOlckEOC
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「帥齁」~昕然得意的把光劍收回劍鞘~「歐比王首部曲紀念版~妳嫂子送的」。348Please respect copyright.PENANAAM7IEdm8B9
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「就你愛現」~季妍依舊繃著臉,但嘴角卻悄悄揚起~「快收好啦~那把劍很貴耶」!348Please respect copyright.PENANAxkn0Ip4BP9
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「好的~老婆」~~昕然朝季妍眨眨眼,然後把光劍往茶几底下一放………嗯…收好了…(PS:記得嗎?為了給小雨騰房間,昕然的寶貝都挪到客廳來了,昕然的光劍正好就放在茶几下)。348Please respect copyright.PENANA1R4S8sOS9C
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經過光劍的“洗禮”,阿德顯然乖巧了不少…348Please respect copyright.PENANA4M102pdh0y
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但季妍的臭臉卻半點也沒消散…348Please respect copyright.PENANACz2Cx6zZmh
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客廳裡的眾人只好繼續“罰坐”…348Please respect copyright.PENANAKX8C8A4DDq
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「嗚嗚…季妍姐好可怕」…小雨默默發抖,「她會不會把阿德打死呀」!348Please respect copyright.PENANAdLlzDVh8iz
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「哇~季妍姐好威武」~安然在心裡幫季妍按讚~「可惜馬麻沒看到」…348Please respect copyright.PENANApm2AD4CRmf
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…如果楊媽看到的話,嗯…應該不敢再“欺負”媳婦了吧!348Please respect copyright.PENANAhOOLK5SIqJ
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當眾人的內心充滿OS時,昕然也暗自叫苦中。348Please respect copyright.PENANAVF7IesHf23
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季妍不講話、小雨不敢出聲、連平常不講話會死的小妹都當起了啞巴,但…但……他們可不是在開靜坐大會呀!348Please respect copyright.PENANABKeTHoN4J7
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小雨的事總得有人出來解決吧!348Please respect copyright.PENANAbtiS6d2TUJ
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於是,在觀望許久確定“破冰”無望後,可能是在場最不擅言詞的昕然,終於鼓起勇氣開口了。348Please respect copyright.PENANARqQbbuQPF7
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「咳咳…一個問題」…昕然清了清喉嚨…「你和小雨現在…有什麼打算」?348Please respect copyright.PENANACq6ablg3CD
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「什麼“什麼打算”」?阿德低著頭,眼神游移的嘟嘴道。348Please respect copyright.PENANAjcqZkjtUHp
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「就是你打算拿她們母女怎樣啦」!!!阿德的態度打趴了季妍殘存的理智,就在昕然因為阿德的回答一愣的瞬間,季妍突然一掌轟向了茶几~「你以為你把人家肚子搞大了都不用負責嗎」?348Please respect copyright.PENANAzKSZCEmB7A
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“嗙”的一大聲~~~茶几差點被季妍一掌震碎…348Please respect copyright.PENANAPIMlqa6cwA
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在場眾人再度被季妍的“神威”驚呆。348Please respect copyright.PENANAAqjfDAtT7R
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「我…我怎麼負責啊」…可能是真的被季妍驚到了吧,過了許久…許久,阿德才臉色青白吞吞吐吐的回道…「我又沒錢」……348Please respect copyright.PENANAgrTULtsXVq
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「沒錢」?季妍覺得自己快被阿德的無恥氣昏了~「沒錢你不會去賺嗎」?348Please respect copyright.PENANAAydu7v56oS
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「是啊」~昕然附和~「你至少也找份工作吧」!348Please respect copyright.PENANAGvFuisRk8w
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「不是啊季妍姐,阿德他…他有工作的」~感覺男友快要被季妍夫妻欺負死了(有嗎?),小雨連忙為男友緩頰…「他…他在網路上賣寶物」…348Please respect copyright.PENANAW3tqIThQZN
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「賣寶物」?季妍一愣,「什麼寶物」?348Please respect copyright.PENANAb0vxHD8bXR
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「哎呀,就是線上遊戲的虛擬寶物咩」,安然適時插話,說完,還不忘用手肘敲敲昕然,「哥~賣那個也能賺錢噢」?348Please respect copyright.PENANAteFYZ5nKno
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「10幾年前或許可以,但…現在」…昕然搖頭嘆道~~「唉~難囉」…348Please respect copyright.PENANAoIWk7ZxnZw
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「屁啦~那是你不會賣」,昕然還沒說完,阿德突然忍不住回嗆,「只要選對聯盟拿到頂級裝備還怕賺不到」?348Please respect copyright.PENANAsV2uAalbEk
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「你講得好簡單喔」!安然吐槽,「既然你那麼厲害,那你為什麼還那麼窮」?348Please respect copyright.PENANAo3u42qRCB2
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「妳」…阿德怒目…然後…他就說不出話來了。348Please respect copyright.PENANAy0FUwSjD5r
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現場再度陷入可怕的沉寂。348Please respect copyright.PENANA7B68qmiaoJ
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「咳咳」~眼看氣氛不對,昕然只好硬著頭皮再度出馬…「不管從前如何,你肯來看小雨,表示你還在乎他們母女吧」?348Please respect copyright.PENANAMbDE0ATjDb
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「對呀對呀」…小雨趕緊點頭,但身旁的阿德卻一臉呆滯的把頭別到一旁裝死。348Please respect copyright.PENANAz3Aklj5xY7
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昕然突然好想揍人喔!…但是…不行啊,眼前的僵局還得靠他搞定呢!348Please respect copyright.PENANARXMoI8n6Wx
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「好,現在我們知道你有份“賣寶物”的兼職」…唉,沒辦法,為了小雨母女,昕然只能努力憋住蓄勢待發的拳頭,「只是…你女兒都快出生了,你還是找份穩定的工作吧,畢竟…養小孩很花錢的」…348Please respect copyright.PENANAYirwXfuZn1
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「……」…阿德繼續裝死。348Please respect copyright.PENANA6aDbyGFozB
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昕然已經不想講了…348Please respect copyright.PENANAkwvkEFr5na
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「好吧…你告訴我你打算找什麼工作」?昕然直接總結。348Please respect copyright.PENANApykPfVDuPa
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「我怎麼知道」…阿德終於開口了,但說來說去還是同一句,好像他除了說“不知道”這三個字外什麼都不知道似的…348Please respect copyright.PENANARaB2ktfqZr
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當昕然費心規勸阿德時,季妍一直在一旁聽著,本來她還怒髮衝冠隨時要爆炸的,但,聽到後來,她已經一點脾氣都沒有了。348Please respect copyright.PENANAfwDZ0UPKnn
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這種沒骨頭的男人…跟他扯這麽多幹嘛?348Please respect copyright.PENANAFZSDjl8CgZ
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罷了,罷了…348Please respect copyright.PENANA8mwJwsxluu
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不想找工作,那就別找吧!348Please respect copyright.PENANAOcbDQvTrTt
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「其實…你找不找工作都無所謂」,就在昕然的耐心即將用盡時,季妍忽然脫口而出。348Please respect copyright.PENANAlJpRRkg02J
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「蛤」?在場眾人(除了阿德外)紛紛驚訝的看向季妍。348Please respect copyright.PENANAhRbNSfuLek
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「別急~我還沒講完」…季妍不慌不忙的站起來~「但就像我老公講的~養小孩真的很花錢耶,所以」…348Please respect copyright.PENANA6GcuR4PGff
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說著說著,季妍忽然把阿德從椅子上“拎”了起來…348Please respect copyright.PENANARuNmzgZCLX
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「等你想好怎麼養小孩後再來看他們母女吧」…「Bye~Bye」~~348Please respect copyright.PENANAVAaZLddVMO
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說完,季妍就把阿德踹出去了。348Please respect copyright.PENANAP2a63JJkVr