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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRqyqvnM0D連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkf0EiXLVf
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ryuuyqdik
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmL6QLDH80Q
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1tZl0DQzC
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHsoxAnYcO
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbZDt1VsBi
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUYxluuNqW
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhHKjrqueS
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRmZuYLAry
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9Zu71ymCw
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyvvBNvkID
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLjGgQcwe3
「肉，沒肉會死。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekQH7tBWGk
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvegFBsAUR
「沒什麼特別的。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DK0FQKmyl
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE5ZJF0Eoz
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL42H0mmR7h
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2GWnOTPBr
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOEsqkOf93
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rs7BjzeIQ
「睡覺。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRsYvgnQUt
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqMUbcIXJC
「手機、鑰匙。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpng51Cqyge
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrVjbWuMCh
「他們，能力的意思。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq0VriakuD
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjeD9ODKU5
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaExJPTLphB
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8uW0P48Yi
「沒有。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh9xj1d5vp
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYAujVNfp1
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxjapkTkQU
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNP78MwgDG
「……不知道。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8DtMkGLuy
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbbAR4FjA1
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGttonr2n3W
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMywFAvaDL
「被機器包圍的感覺。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfP5nxzBSl
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAPPOcNinz
「……拒答。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJZnw6vX7d
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqz9qlqP7F
「沒有。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBbVTY0WHZ
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm3O6zgP6k
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4z07o1TFn
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhXO91vpLO
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOPd0Pvge6
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYyGSIVwmX
「好煩。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBC7wCmCby
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs9JEjriMb
「你覺得呢？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNDB7ROuTi
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfk58IpKi7
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoWdsaMEha
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGi5sLsLMwG
「現在……還可以吧。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3TxfAEs6e
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnXDMxXYQF
「算有吧。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLueJuUgqo
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pIyTrAuVY
「拒答。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcsGtkpuXc
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwxijCOUCC
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYh1k57t8A
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzAchdTryK
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二、私心惡搞篇309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X7GFboo6q
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW8FQwsejN
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQC8FUDiLe
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8m8KzqHra
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzyZ737eY6
「好像沒有。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3dfofs0CM
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg6n5D1QSX
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAbKKwtyF2
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrfiKR6hNQ
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkDD1P1F2P
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVROKchK4zg
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XyOFBsQbH
「不知道。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN5jNkoM8Y
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs4dwgNlvU
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoHdPTRrFY
「哈？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKoa7PRVtV
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZMGFzBitc
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjF7GfvjBWC
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SAday4w2a
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyCDBEA0mx
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vlcZTX0IM
「……」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOgXoAjS2V
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYSvz36XU6
「還不把他揍醒？」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Evpwq9Xte
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1BFYV4YE4
「不知道。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8HPZ1DaVV
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc5kVwyB8y
「沒有。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FpsAhIvih
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLf7eH0a84
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
