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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xNjichnL2連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPuucdrrHD
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfTnX1ndUM
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDQCQ2ONAz
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLQymDUhVr
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpkozv6ebk
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalXD8N4Y2B
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh512ATkjz
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGmF2bzuqc
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IYiHEgnVf
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEko0xEEvi
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6VALTEazo
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU402KdjWM
「肉，沒肉會死。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7wHuAHXaY
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoeE2ILPKT
「沒什麼特別的。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZZtxWuspN
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYZhfbCUbB
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69spnO0Bcu
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFkHdd5VuY
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYfLdjFO6W
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBm4ZMxjnp9
「睡覺。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYLttF4Zqe
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhFefpWaWs
「手機、鑰匙。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjfReM3Hec
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0gy8D9q1E
「他們，能力的意思。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfS0QkAtcH
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid1XPnCmjO
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHh0rvmDjl
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFzRCTxsvM
「沒有。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUcn41X0rw
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgwlGf2c6U
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiRL2U38fh
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2gPIs2FZC
「……不知道。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuZN42a8oy
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IWeCGBGO8
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7Y6NDkdNn
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwiNknArgv
「被機器包圍的感覺。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzDimwCAgG
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmT49l68lA
「……拒答。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxn5O2pTE3
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgL2MM9pXcT
「沒有。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCHfbTVApT
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtsRD7Gll2
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmlz37b4f1
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUhF7F1TLx
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoSPF7tu6V
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJfbqwY6SQ
「好煩。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2KOnGCoTm
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNQ73knT13
「你覺得呢？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2JXK6F8HO
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM3ghezUa4
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE93cHKiwc
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s8PfimDoc
「現在……還可以吧。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbXPEWNDRE
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSATRd6aVp9
「算有吧。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5v5qDbkEX
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oVCDx2bWC
「拒答。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM37GMpWI4
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YceGLBEVP
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPna0PWYZT
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS9DEydQJ0
「沒有。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh9QPACjNc
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二、私心惡搞篇229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvCfceQt9e
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdLCfyl6Zv
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRY9YsQ1mOB
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxB9WlipTMO
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT4HudLRMI
「好像沒有。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3aclzRZbq
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKK7cAyCRQp
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL9SMAEdMl
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsxRjHnApG
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQmsmcLXhR
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj7XztKBdB
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53SmYX2qZa
「不知道。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWHa1UzoSA
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe1tWZEuVv
「沒有。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3fEavWLnb
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6g9yFs4Op
「哈？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNqvXMOvhx
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5poJhKWQHf
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlCrWk4a43
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIkYiewVCo
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD1LRLXQ7d
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV4LPYE9wq
「……」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7lF6zCzT4
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvibe7FLMVH
「還不把他揍醒？」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnR21HtR2R
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLoqQ06VWk
「不知道。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMSJ8KU4eM
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBD2OzRqJnO
「沒有。」229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uiIYhaNlo
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdRrGDpExH
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
