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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDJ3G8oPCC
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYSRSItjGr
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnuh3P9dHR
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhtr0K8d03
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWedNFxZcEE
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVxIrPPmp3
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYSs4qt6Az
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11JUvNbqO1
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rCrUUV82b
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmUErEGquh
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI3OIo0rLJ
「肉，沒肉會死。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqvfVE0cUx
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLVDgXNmGX
「沒什麼特別的。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKgefOB3zq
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqKimr5O63
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQVuYOkTmJ
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY39lRnBPhy
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiPAdyZAZJ
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OiNGx3KSA
「睡覺。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3lIx3Xlfa
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyqQd0AWkc
「手機、鑰匙。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKcgPdbjyn
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZsHnMdRq3
「他們，能力的意思。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqny2qX9woz
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepQQ4usHn7
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR96NIHu7Lu
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG3ZRSPq3X
「沒有。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgJgEPMaEa
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK17nZourR
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUEpqPTA9A
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIXtnhuoA4
「……不知道。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1escMnwGJ3
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW7iof4SJ3
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEQcwpOFZ5
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFxR5QLHUw
「被機器包圍的感覺。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN8U0675oI
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnitEdr8MqY
「……拒答。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1hCkaFSLW
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtOc8wsc1B
「沒有。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFz3GEQfNh
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYxSoJz68O
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ0GUqDtv3
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRjmlbquor
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYThPyzUhk0
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNelVenp9l
「好煩。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8Z4h1J9dZ
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKFG89MrMX
「你覺得呢？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7ws19wWF8
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUC4HzLy3M
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo2ZIWi1UJ
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmSgXMQ2Uu
「現在……還可以吧。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Xk2cxQqm5
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73Bze9ghLi
「算有吧。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ROlnZZpop
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1BusquR6E
「拒答。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOJAqAPcEq
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB9nvWNQTE
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGtfMvNvuf
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJc013Ff49
「沒有。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKURuPYqAuI
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二、私心惡搞篇284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOAXhmhVw6
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqblsopDRzs
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNOfigBEUb
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pMiSRIjkZ
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfw0fIqvfg
「好像沒有。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36Mf2qlXRq
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihwZ8KFbYy
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k0HYS5RQY
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXZyadIxBg
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVObzRCkJNY
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45j9aLvRs4
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4BkrafueB
「不知道。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1T5h7BSJm
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1z9E5svu3
「沒有。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIKnzQaRmP
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0psT4izOAc
「哈？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBDDCrKoTx
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjvd1Hdq5j
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCFld79Nxz
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMvxWDtaaJ
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPu8bLZFBN
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdnYDCTPRe
「……」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AJP3Pk4H1
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYbsogiXS4
「還不把他揍醒？」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCebze2IPs
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpZLkT5L2C
「不知道。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9RHkUDteg
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtMxPqnBHL
「沒有。」284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWk10r2e7AR
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？284Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPVhqSUK7p
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
