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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOy7F7OyPW
「如果我沒有經過同意的話，我是不會不會說出我的名字的！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMl7mpNkHy
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxP3E0ng1k
「不是就叫名字或綽號就好了嗎？」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDajd8Ax7x
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R7wt3oWYY
「未來我要當個模特兒模特兒！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7Q2nn6Esk
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Hy9biXcYg
「看偶像劇！電視電視是最棒的發明！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnDe2p9sZO
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29sDxZUS4L
「我還真的不清楚耶……」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsVnt3T3sC
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNgidMl4kF
「只要是食物我都吃！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvXY5sVRMM
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y3Vdy3Nt9
「討厭那些研究所裡的人，討厭討厭。」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIYdbd5EwE
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZ6dv7ksKV
「為了長高當然是早睡早起有個規律規律的啦！」（並沒有，還記得第三集裡為了看偶像劇而熬夜嗎299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS0gCfgxPk299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jAraSrt8r
9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY20toldsT
「獨棟透天透天唷！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOG39CfqjkO
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJwFVyPDpy
「嗯？電子遊樂場？」（？？？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FSyBTlvkg
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcBKEWYO7n
「口袋當然都裝糖果和手機手機啦！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ByA3absQh
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiNC6zpKJ8
「都說我不能說出我的名字名字了哼！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms5hioRzt6
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSsgfrtT0k
「我講話的方式好像不太一樣，但是大家還是都聽得懂的對吧對吧？」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpTNYb4t0y
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtcSolYIyz
「可以跟單量抹曲生活！」（某方面來說的確滿值得驕傲的299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAbL47CFSU
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmKkYy8Uq3
「我才不會有弱點呢！」（好人再好也會有弱點299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8c2eG5fgm
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BwNewdWmu
「單量抹曲！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurBE9KAD8V
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGA9p3f4YX
「已經說過啦！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hdmPM2ZBw
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyOY1QnIBl
「我可以不要不要說嗎？」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fZoxcM9tk
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNqhFkj5Dv
「有哇，家人就是梅津大姊跟單量抹曲唷！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOe1Jq4F3I
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgIKk1XMiM
「長大後我一定也要談個轟轟烈烈的愛情愛情！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRhfEjoOVD
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BGr5KdcBg
「其實我還不是很清楚耶。」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRmkLm9MRk
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT3vzTqi1k
「嗯？不知道？」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfT1ihivVN
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5TGpO2m8W
「當然會主動主動囉！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuhRYDJroZ
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oqqBCKbFC
「沒有？」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xXSN8naHa
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHVdyny3q3
「沒有。」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns1V7PxBGp
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyn5AGaSVx
「現在當然滿意啦，我很開心開心的唷！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxetM2zKCs
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMIxYIHt5q
「嗯？我覺得有好幾件都是耶。」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXcTTLRLAi
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNNrGvDGh8
「如果沒有遇到單量抹曲，我一定還是……唉呀不好說不好說啦！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ6Y2sM928
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1vRSF39Le
「模特兒！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wa01Pz53p
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi64iVHlYwY
「我的小祕密嗎？我自己都不是很清楚耶……不過，我可以偷偷說一下單量抹曲的唷，就是呀，他還住在第二商店街那邊的公寓公寓時呀，好像從來都沒付過房租唷！」（這算祕密嗎？
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二、私心惡搞篇299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxIWj6bTfj
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaTwiCHrrz
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtA4VvB5gYy
「不知道？」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5nR5NKqwK
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyHcwb3ABP
「換衣服時被單量抹曲看光了……嗚嗚，他要對我負責負責啦！」（？？？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpv9HA9gEvm
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxMsYbcMtd
「哇，這一定是很糟很糟的狀況呢……」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd8MQ4D7P3
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2tau2x62x
「我怎麼可能會回答呢！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyVF6asIUD
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkk2v8DviS
「除毛？什麼？剪頭髮的意思嗎？」
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5nHz19jlt
「我才不會說呢，我沒有弱點弱點的啦！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnBqWHYwcF
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1KLCi2AdA
「什麼東西初體驗體驗？」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6YX9m3bZy
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNzG5VBohz
「應該也能變成帥氣的模特兒吧？」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OINwb7IN0
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgaNGIXbvn
「什麼尺寸？我不懂。」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4x7k9OIge2
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWnq6tkIrS
「可以穿單量抹曲的衣服衣服嗎！」（？？？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeP5vj9o2H
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1xRABcTCc
「一定會羞死人的啦！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb3fFLIWna
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68DQjMQa19
「不會被侵犯吧……」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OS5V83vsk
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4U5jRAh7D
「不知道耶，我還不能喝酒喝酒的唷。」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGVvjXo2nX
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkw4bS06LJY
「再多問我個幾題也沒關係的啦！」299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UOdCYQn4U
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDZKKWnbHU
「老二是什麼？」
