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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9UODu0LX7
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZR3iswPwW
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiaqMghPEZ
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFjP35nKO7
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeoHuauF23
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiNqnUcpJo
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyrgl6uBGJ
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g8yZ2yHTu
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bNvbdPRX6
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROWpGyCIuI
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwsSmOD7M1
「肉，沒肉會死。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal5DBTpabC
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5VLwVQV3X
「沒什麼特別的。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK2YlZvTTd
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7LVZimmSq
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkXiVJOcO7
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX8LAZM2sM
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxshYWgUV9A
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FqSQQNzmW
「睡覺。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJL5uoitak
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmM7GnBSPP
「手機、鑰匙。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanZwE4LoJ1
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8uupIrjsv
「他們，能力的意思。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrGTBk3fhd
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIBMHuESw4
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7daTbOhPT4
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ASowU2Cjg
「沒有。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMqY6foMnW
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekHhLJC71q
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90IbuHXJdo
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxJ921OPqy
「……不知道。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33x2tqtvrF
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPNg38nhP8
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd8H3QEWoE
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdz0Rt1VI6
「被機器包圍的感覺。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVVGR0ZQ4i
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71R0qdK17K
「……拒答。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSoEejiP1K
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOp5KY28qs
「沒有。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21bbCs3MZ5
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1n9VYCUYs
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ukOIZ00IV
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oXwOWZ75q
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwENdhdYsWB
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9KoMWANlG
「好煩。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kvo4DJLlI
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH0WIHbZJ6
「你覺得呢？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2MwyjHLiu
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoOkgXORRC
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcuME6JOU3
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgnz5qcqnz
「現在……還可以吧。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyRknEEu7f
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrtCNwQY7Z
「算有吧。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZjDUMwqla
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuySXzB2qL
「拒答。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6CZjgkCx1
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHcKQ3546b
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCUcgmrrSE
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABKjD8tEq0
「沒有。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3wVqgblRn
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二、私心惡搞篇283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtZoO974ld
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8U0YJAWyk0
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBkr7a2xo3
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YaJo240ZD
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ulwaGEjur
「好像沒有。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVFTtNJUyI
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWghDkFdJM
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoK48UlSNp
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GQqqUzfkH
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRUXItoTa9
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cANzAtT4l
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF96W3NkDi
「不知道。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95Bx29QgEd
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NGM5RIb2t
「沒有。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZhDbutYwu
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohFKjVGd7Z
「哈？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv9QfjZ4Nt
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKx4RfArdc
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZbXmTA2NT
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipeF42RBxf
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHhclP1ugn
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzItbSaXGm
「……」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfvjwsxVmz
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoM8bs3aDl
「還不把他揍醒？」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdnDZasTj5
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJTvS4DXTw
「不知道。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9bwweDhNI
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMksRacrOI6
「沒有。」283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gdEsBn19d
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？283Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ntwlKu3Su
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
