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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?123Please respect copyright.PENANASBYsolzSLG
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」123Please respect copyright.PENANAPbpxwhn4sf
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?123Please respect copyright.PENANAACXE6utrwD
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAHoW4LoH15V
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?123Please respect copyright.PENANAAnNJANAzJR
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡123Please respect copyright.PENANApozdRcuhRg
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?123Please respect copyright.PENANA8uSIbOQubO
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAlNoH8IrWBR
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?123Please respect copyright.PENANA3gzX9We2Ju
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAop2ihk6gY9
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?123Please respect copyright.PENANA6qsrYs0XCA
「肉,沒肉會死。」123Please respect copyright.PENANATU9W6EyzUu
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?123Please respect copyright.PENANA37R0CXCext
「沒什麼特別的。」123Please respect copyright.PENANA2NVO1a0Edu
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?123Please respect copyright.PENANAGaVDmnUAtj
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」123Please respect copyright.PENANADmikuYJDyo
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?123Please respect copyright.PENANAlTzUuAVdCk
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAcsKZCtqnI5
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?123Please respect copyright.PENANA1eyEXFDSKa
「睡覺。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAL3gSSkZJJX
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?123Please respect copyright.PENANAvlkgBe2X1G
「手機、鑰匙。」123Please respect copyright.PENANACVoEeYb5zQ
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)123Please respect copyright.PENANABAklLTcYXk
「他們,能力的意思。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAlglm13Wban
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?123Please respect copyright.PENANA2jUqdMOsBB
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」123Please respect copyright.PENANARu4j2SsA1N
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?123Please respect copyright.PENANAt86jDLVTbZ
「沒有。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAnBFNvGGK5g
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?123Please respect copyright.PENANAe2cbdIUMls
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」123Please respect copyright.PENANA0axXhGbG6l
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)123Please respect copyright.PENANAH8HRGDDlp8
「……不知道。」123Please respect copyright.PENANA2FWb9cjwb7
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?123Please respect copyright.PENANAsLpysuKLJ9
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAYSpkz9grco
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?123Please respect copyright.PENANAEChsOGweQd
「被機器包圍的感覺。」123Please respect copyright.PENANA8zzsldFBXL
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?123Please respect copyright.PENANArFIcDYTqII
「……拒答。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAyT1UfgLADb
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?123Please respect copyright.PENANATcqD3cgfY1
「沒有。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAYaThWEquJf
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?123Please respect copyright.PENANAHSTlHF0N7S
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAa65ueUsGB2
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!123Please respect copyright.PENANAj58dBf7iVK
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAc9xROUdCot
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?123Please respect copyright.PENANAESi0c3YycP
「好煩。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAqzgZYe6R7j
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?123Please respect copyright.PENANA4fXZU6d0M9
「你覺得呢?」123Please respect copyright.PENANAjd8evuBC9Q
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?123Please respect copyright.PENANAGF4T359Pfi
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAqdLf4UOo6S
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?123Please respect copyright.PENANAneWllCqFid
「現在……還可以吧。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAcdYKni3Vb2
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?123Please respect copyright.PENANA2bXs3GfcxL
「算有吧。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAfRtpRhNI6w
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?123Please respect copyright.PENANAvX4X6nTONx
「拒答。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAuAyCgOgqmq
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?123Please respect copyright.PENANANtIzgVhPmT
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAXrlm4PhK9L
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)123Please respect copyright.PENANAViAZlx4aZP
「沒有。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAcLz2nDI77Z
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二、私心惡搞篇123Please respect copyright.PENANA2o4Qps0QhK
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)123Please respect copyright.PENANAxx5CrHrXZN
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?123Please respect copyright.PENANAxt0TfbnYyT
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAY7b4fRI9yg
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?123Please respect copyright.PENANA63Q1woXVzY
「好像沒有。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAiM319LJxW0
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?123Please respect copyright.PENANAEOc2ObI82H
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕123Please respect copyright.PENANA7GwTLWWJaa
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?123Please respect copyright.PENANANDcIEeKxnl
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」123Please respect copyright.PENANA3XCzAmV08J
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?123Please respect copyright.PENANAa1KXGAZzF9
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?123Please respect copyright.PENANAEvo0bOcrDE
「不知道。」123Please respect copyright.PENANADTDJbhbkyi
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。123Please respect copyright.PENANAk64PJTA5uQ
「沒有。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAmplJyFbHWp
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?123Please respect copyright.PENANAYME5ijfxXp
「哈?」123Please respect copyright.PENANAfE5CA9euY2
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!123Please respect copyright.PENANAAYG8HtkNUA
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」123Please respect copyright.PENANAxYciqtYW8q
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?123Please respect copyright.PENANATdE2GxoIoD
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAF9E97il7tq
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?123Please respect copyright.PENANAntteusuUDQ
「……」123Please respect copyright.PENANAW6pjbAjEso
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?123Please respect copyright.PENANAizZWDofbXJ
「還不把他揍醒?」123Please respect copyright.PENANAPZouBFxngb
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?123Please respect copyright.PENANAy8iuX2Az1p
「不知道。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAMCtKVLuS3t
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?123Please respect copyright.PENANARSNczoLLNK
「沒有。」123Please respect copyright.PENANAlqhR8PJd6r
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?123Please respect copyright.PENANA4A3mQj6btC
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」