本身,我以為再傾多排大隻仔就會問我約唔約,到時我就可以順理成章咁(扮)怕醜應承。556Please respect copyright.PENANAbs3V6CzOjw
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結果,我哋傾咗差唔多成個月,幾乎全身每個部位嘅相都交換晒。556Please respect copyright.PENANAGisrS5mXJX
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但佢就硬係唔提出話要約!556Please respect copyright.PENANASWVLRgkxob
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「好想屌你......」傾甜嗰陣佢成日都會咁同我講。556Please respect copyright.PENANARRe1y2BEPZ
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咁你約未呀仆街!!!!!556Please respect copyright.PENANAsgCtZfZoyG
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「其實你真係咁想約咪自己同人講囉,做乜要等人講先啫。」tg group班人對我呢種明明想約但又唔肯講嘅行為好不屑。556Please respect copyright.PENANA8KpYD3g0i1
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「屌,咁我之前扮怕醜扮得太投入太真吖嘛,突然間咁猴擒話約都唔知會唔會嚇親人......」556Please respect copyright.PENANAFf2TXPuybf
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助六覺得我嘅擔心係多餘:「屌你同我定啦,其實男人真係唔會諗咁多......」556Please respect copyright.PENANACVbz0S7I1g
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Miss都加把口:「同埋傾咗成個月先話約真係一啲都唔猴擒囉......」556Please respect copyright.PENANAlHcZoxOXuU
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而同佢哋講完一輪之後,最後我都係好廢咁決定照舊傾住先......556Please respect copyright.PENANA8Bg8msIQLU
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「屌你再傾落去真係變筆友喇!!!」阿詩係最激動嗰個:「等咗你份賽後報告好耐喇!!!」556Please respect copyright.PENANAt9r5ECxJ8v
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我自知理虧:「唔好意思囉......」556Please respect copyright.PENANAjKvoFazhCp
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呢個時候,助六突然講:「不如我哋開盤賭下究竟係阿詩kiss到佢男朋友先,定係阿月約到大隻仔出嚟扑嘢先。」556Please respect copyright.PENANASF1iRvNXra
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我:「???」556Please respect copyright.PENANAIq7fM2CKyD
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阿詩:「????」556Please respect copyright.PENANAT8JeWuXqfV
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事關最近阿詩同上次喺hmd識嘅男仔一齊咗,但佢哋到而家都仲未kiss過。阿詩又唔好意思主動kiss人,所以成日都好苦惱。556Please respect copyright.PENANACv7ogt3leC
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「我下次一定要錫到佢!」阿詩同我哋講就講得好口響,但我哋都覺得佢到時又會縮沙。556Please respect copyright.PENANADv3h03DTNY
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Miss唔覺得呢樣嘢有賭嘅價值:「講真佢哋兩條友都咁廢,分分鐘到下年都未分得出勝負......」556Please respect copyright.PENANAuDGzL1q2sf
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而我就好有信心:「吓我覺得我會贏阿詩囉,約大隻仔出嚟只需要打字問佢咋嘛,又唔使做啲咩,簡單好多喎。」556Please respect copyright.PENANADIV4xqLTJo
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助六反應好快:「咁你而家即刻打字約佢出嚟。」556Please respect copyright.PENANARI9mDt8V5g
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我當堂嚇咗一跳:「......咁又唔好咁衝動住......」556Please respect copyright.PENANAl89BqBec3n
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助六彷彿一早已經預料到我嘅反應:「廢柴。」556Please respect copyright.PENANAwUBRYclFxC
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「真心,我買阿詩贏。」Miss講。556Please respect copyright.PENANAIXFDJ53Nk2
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「+1」556Please respect copyright.PENANArDcyJQGQ7C
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「多謝大家支持!」556Please respect copyright.PENANAi5QJmVrMMW
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最後成個group都冇人撐我。556Please respect copyright.PENANAGZaZ9rTqaJ
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我以為我同阿詩嘅戰況會陷入一個膠著狀態,冇咁快分出勝負。556Please respect copyright.PENANA1k6LM7JLLZ
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結果幾日後,阿詩就興奮咁喺group度宣布:「各位!我今日終於錫到我條仔喇!」556Please respect copyright.PENANAeII2nJFWzt
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「阿詩好波!」556Please respect copyright.PENANAOarEPqlyPM
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「勁到。」556Please respect copyright.PENANABlnXl8pV0d
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「吓咁快......」死啦,乜原來我真係咁廢?!556Please respect copyright.PENANAFtF2CqIrjO
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喺佢哋好興奮咁討論阿詩同男朋友仔kiss嘅過程時,我一直沉默不語,驚佢哋會問起我單嘢。556Please respect copyright.PENANA87LbGyrdg7
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但阿詩冇放過我。556Please respect copyright.PENANAiA2f8FQorP
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「唉!我就搞掂咗喇,所以阿月你幾時會約大隻仔呢?@阿月」556Please respect copyright.PENANA5llzDL6lpY
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「......」我決定轉移話題:「話說我哋幾時約打牌呀?」556Please respect copyright.PENANAxtJZ8kwrtt
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因為我哋之前提過話想打牌。556Please respect copyright.PENANAh6l6RKJZnS
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助六:「隨時,但唔打on9跑馬仔,太簡單太垃圾喇。」556Please respect copyright.PENANAdCQTfVtjUC
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轉移話題成功!556Please respect copyright.PENANAzFVKvMmBbn
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一方面係為咗快啲扯遠個話題,另一方面係真心想為跑馬仔辯護,我覆得好快。556Please respect copyright.PENANACPbZFg3xsz
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「十分不認同,簡單嘅嘢永遠都係最難的。」556Please respect copyright.PENANA76ncFRBbT1
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然後Miss突然講咗句:「例如喺搵食app度約人出去扑嘢。」556Please respect copyright.PENANA8ihKmZGvQl
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助六:「😁」556Please respect copyright.PENANAKqdA8f7o19
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阿詩:「😁」556Please respect copyright.PENANABbeNZSrivV
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屌,做咩個話題又拉返嚟呢度。556Please respect copyright.PENANA413DBAp8hF
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但咁樣俾佢哋激一激,我覺得我終於忍唔到落去了!556Please respect copyright.PENANAerhWUHVLJp
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佢哋已經笑咗我好耐,我真係唔可以再咁樣落去!556Please respect copyright.PENANA0SAh0rZ9Gs
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阿月要硬起來!556Please respect copyright.PENANANBAsmYTqIY
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於是我衝動之下講咗一句:「你哋咪撚再睇死我,我今晚一定會問佢!」556Please respect copyright.PENANAPhGLD1IHxJ
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Btw,呢刻時間係夜晚九點鐘。556Please respect copyright.PENANA8xvU3zsqSP
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「快啦。」556Please respect copyright.PENANAXAiEs40HPd
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「你仲有三個鐘時間。」556Please respect copyright.PENANAErFw7RQwFa
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「係就快喇,唔好又縮。」556Please respect copyright.PENANAAOq4nVrt1O
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老實講,其實我講完嗰句之後已經有少少想縮......556Please respect copyright.PENANAA2cbTfFSWr
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可惜礙於群眾壓力,我最後都係死死地氣咁打開咗同大隻仔嘅chat box。556Please respect copyright.PENANAWUxDe0vUTp
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冇事嘅阿月,好簡單啫,問一句啫。556Please respect copyright.PENANA0UJzoeftgF
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女約仔點都易過仔約女啦。556Please respect copyright.PENANAZFFZ2hObjR
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我一邊安慰自己,一邊不斷喺腦海中搜索合適嘅詞句。556Please respect copyright.PENANApz7nFImtgQ
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我好專心咁喺度思考要點樣打開話題,再有禮又不顯卑微咁提出約炮要求。556Please respect copyright.PENANAoJ6vRyt8eS
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咁啱得咁橋,喺我仲苦苦思索要點樣講開場白嘅時候,大隻仔就online咗。556Please respect copyright.PENANAmn5MVXhLCG
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嚇到我即刻㩒返出去。556Please respect copyright.PENANAEQ5zivk8gw
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過咗一陣,佢send咗個message嚟。556Please respect copyright.PENANA9GS46qau59
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「好掛住你。」