睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」706Please respect copyright.PENANALlPS2Xa63U
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。706Please respect copyright.PENANAvPR7lo4jFf
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」706Please respect copyright.PENANAkZPKNjfW7M
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。706Please respect copyright.PENANA3jEXP1qAKY
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」706Please respect copyright.PENANAmxj2SkCpMy
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咁都好啲。706Please respect copyright.PENANA2IZPCVypN6
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。706Please respect copyright.PENANAAEtNEAlgiq
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。706Please respect copyright.PENANA2q2yvrSS0C
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。706Please respect copyright.PENANALqJVXQL1iz
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」706Please respect copyright.PENANAtaj60pkxCh
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Miss:「?」706Please respect copyright.PENANAR07V7g3kXw
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助六:「點」706Please respect copyright.PENANAgGJuioQKO8
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」706Please respect copyright.PENANAwiUzfBJcXP
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阿詩:「圖?」706Please respect copyright.PENANAPlCuYJUUZQ
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」706Please respect copyright.PENANAAzGzBaJXb1
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。706Please respect copyright.PENANA3zNPyvFpi5
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」706Please respect copyright.PENANAxyc1CVIjrE
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」706Please respect copyright.PENANAwLnM5yohHC
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我:「好大隻!」706Please respect copyright.PENANAhwxTqsqcMK
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助六:「真係唔該晒」706Please respect copyright.PENANAGSB1ieNsEe
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」706Please respect copyright.PENANAHWK919BdNw
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」706Please respect copyright.PENANAbauf6zYJU5
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」706Please respect copyright.PENANAIm7gl7qmu0
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」706Please respect copyright.PENANAFG5GxBfAEg
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我:「屌你老母」706Please respect copyright.PENANA0Y24W2IVaN
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!706Please respect copyright.PENANAiT0MPKUu1C
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。706Please respect copyright.PENANAindj2N6RSj
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」706Please respect copyright.PENANA4kf9QSr7qT
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」706Please respect copyright.PENANAmFUCYyrnlm
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。706Please respect copyright.PENANAlE5ewFuBe8
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。706Please respect copyright.PENANAE7bmEJBxi7
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。706Please respect copyright.PENANAyzHIKuVxK0
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。706Please respect copyright.PENANAv5nN6RrhIm
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」706Please respect copyright.PENANAgojqQp1GtU
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佢問:「做咩?」706Please respect copyright.PENANABZbgJmQ1NN
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」706Please respect copyright.PENANAdwb6JuDqAN
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!706Please respect copyright.PENANAnplBP3enSW
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。706Please respect copyright.PENANAOW1W9mQSWJ
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「咁緊要?」佢話。706Please respect copyright.PENANAEEjg8NGw6p
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」706Please respect copyright.PENANAC81SK6OFDV
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!!!!!706Please respect copyright.PENANAjO35yRK3UR
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。706Please respect copyright.PENANAwWJ8TFzYm4
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!706Please respect copyright.PENANAkA8f0DC1U4
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。706Please respect copyright.PENANADea1gORiCc
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」706Please respect copyright.PENANAJs2L5DJYj8
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「嗚」