睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」617Please respect copyright.PENANAHoah64KNPs
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。617Please respect copyright.PENANAuOxD3lqZ0E
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」617Please respect copyright.PENANAZZUPuFn8ZT
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。617Please respect copyright.PENANA8SN4s7lyNx
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」617Please respect copyright.PENANAdmof75LBq5
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咁都好啲。617Please respect copyright.PENANA0snd7iYGqd
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。617Please respect copyright.PENANAUwNrfgIdJY
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。617Please respect copyright.PENANAYQGARi4pLQ
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。617Please respect copyright.PENANAT51um3K2Tk
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」617Please respect copyright.PENANAfYmH89AWzk
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Miss:「?」617Please respect copyright.PENANAppZ4sdlQil
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助六:「點」617Please respect copyright.PENANAfwxnvqhv9G
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」617Please respect copyright.PENANAzQcNUuqIRf
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阿詩:「圖?」617Please respect copyright.PENANA1NEjo7ehw0
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」617Please respect copyright.PENANAYCBUw0v40g
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。617Please respect copyright.PENANA1XbFPzrnad
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」617Please respect copyright.PENANAsdM8BX2mv3
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」617Please respect copyright.PENANA8ymRTYSlMD
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我:「好大隻!」617Please respect copyright.PENANAQLrq1tMatM
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助六:「真係唔該晒」617Please respect copyright.PENANAXM3SRIRVga
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」617Please respect copyright.PENANA5iJPPfous8
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」617Please respect copyright.PENANAADhw7VvvRQ
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」617Please respect copyright.PENANAYuTDsmC2XZ
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」617Please respect copyright.PENANA0epPfV3aR3
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我:「屌你老母」617Please respect copyright.PENANALT3ao7608Z
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!617Please respect copyright.PENANAkxr0iJLwLH
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。617Please respect copyright.PENANAeg0fNBaeFL
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」617Please respect copyright.PENANAwyMHbYNUWn
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」617Please respect copyright.PENANAA7No4oB4cP
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。617Please respect copyright.PENANAlDTPB4lDoO
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。617Please respect copyright.PENANAqi4xXvJWZ1
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。617Please respect copyright.PENANABiHjb1Tt96
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。617Please respect copyright.PENANA5AbhewBpOf
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」617Please respect copyright.PENANA1leln2xzbu
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佢問:「做咩?」617Please respect copyright.PENANAeS1qcWYUvG
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」617Please respect copyright.PENANABffZF8vIXh
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!617Please respect copyright.PENANA6GNCFsryQp
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。617Please respect copyright.PENANAIpdhR7HBw9
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「咁緊要?」佢話。617Please respect copyright.PENANA5SIWwQB8mF
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」617Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6ilFk3FCV
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!!!!!617Please respect copyright.PENANA3egOYCY5b7
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。617Please respect copyright.PENANALvihd9tWRJ
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!617Please respect copyright.PENANA9UDpT68b89
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。617Please respect copyright.PENANANrBbZH5YA0
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」617Please respect copyright.PENANAMegtlfm2Xt
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「嗚」