睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」741Please respect copyright.PENANAbdsX0opld3
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。741Please respect copyright.PENANAZceZuKD7Cs
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」741Please respect copyright.PENANAmWgzImTBxW
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。741Please respect copyright.PENANAEysLSNnMw2
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」741Please respect copyright.PENANAhhJZBNUon1
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咁都好啲。741Please respect copyright.PENANAOgWNEFYOi7
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。741Please respect copyright.PENANAjkP25k4gct
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。741Please respect copyright.PENANA9xBgKzfbDG
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。741Please respect copyright.PENANAa8IIYakF7S
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」741Please respect copyright.PENANAfRJ4VNjXf2
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Miss:「?」741Please respect copyright.PENANAXGr2adZAfq
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助六:「點」741Please respect copyright.PENANAQiXG72D6rX
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」741Please respect copyright.PENANA6C3WOOCduf
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阿詩:「圖?」741Please respect copyright.PENANAcYj4GXcxbu
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」741Please respect copyright.PENANA9EXaRiRPRz
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。741Please respect copyright.PENANAcgAW7l6LtH
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」741Please respect copyright.PENANA9jE4gXewH8
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」741Please respect copyright.PENANANZZJth5GJi
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我:「好大隻!」741Please respect copyright.PENANAGON2awew8q
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助六:「真係唔該晒」741Please respect copyright.PENANARiF9XiIw9h
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」741Please respect copyright.PENANA8FxihUan0j
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」741Please respect copyright.PENANArCC6KsKUuO
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」741Please respect copyright.PENANAUriDl8wePt
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」741Please respect copyright.PENANAduwh6vlxU7
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我:「屌你老母」741Please respect copyright.PENANArLKyDsTmEh
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!741Please respect copyright.PENANAAFaVT9JZKA
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。741Please respect copyright.PENANAKriXYIdnip
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」741Please respect copyright.PENANA90MDXn6YYS
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」741Please respect copyright.PENANAqBnUSLbDMC
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。741Please respect copyright.PENANAf4fAupM3Gb
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。741Please respect copyright.PENANA7Yn9j4pCeG
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。741Please respect copyright.PENANAVMjwsOhvSW
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。741Please respect copyright.PENANAs1R79Qmwjt
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」741Please respect copyright.PENANAJBOD36VNFS
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佢問:「做咩?」741Please respect copyright.PENANAmzMk2ocuLF
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」741Please respect copyright.PENANAEsxLbnsE04
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!741Please respect copyright.PENANAVCKDpVsMYs
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。741Please respect copyright.PENANAOSVy6dCK8x
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「咁緊要?」佢話。741Please respect copyright.PENANAaR92Xux68c
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」741Please respect copyright.PENANA34dRAvpEVG
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!!!!!741Please respect copyright.PENANAZjLBNbJJkq
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。741Please respect copyright.PENANAQjnKsyqCkR
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!741Please respect copyright.PENANAiK7mahJsEp
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。741Please respect copyright.PENANArz6sGPAtIc
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」741Please respect copyright.PENANAzXLfskV6RD
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