得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiRQmBXQxb
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGmVheOHZa
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助六：「不意外」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacU1YAnVPe
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEYC4giQV5
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR05dUpiMU
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD6cDdbl0Y
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfIOMSbBrg
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其實我一早已經有答案。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaECl4yAE1
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYeWFPcJhb
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzTZaYssTo
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIem8rYKzpG
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDuZGlxSwJ
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrHddVJn7q
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfzOAOrlTb
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqmw1o2UER
Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmw2nowTnN
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「放心啦大家！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIIPfe64Rr
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFQjhlrl9A
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEeDqlufyV
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx6pUBvfgm
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6B5YQf3eUo
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMvKVFTszy
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMgC6ucatq
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFojNDnQyBa
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7iLM0fRem
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLUirTUISE
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArrWK1LObX
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMzYAeVGpK
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助六：「😳」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tMwjZ3Oup
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我：「。。。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYKM5AeYKA
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4I97Fd7Ix
自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE4i9V0LRN
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgMrQmuTs3
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwPrsJouI6
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAD6fbQAB7
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgcYcTe8VR
不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDLMvahOS4
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3qtzZKSdd
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoKKjLsaK7
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Pg22UPhzu
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aTSkuXOkq
嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDbBp1V56I
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7GcGb7M94
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HJ8LiHSeG
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMLPmMzL2S
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFs7I4Ll7E
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4wUXaASmd
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助六：「主人😖」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXghY3j6XEq
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrtaSstvz5
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我：「屌你哋。。。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCenoKNzqa
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGI9kzJeVk
雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8uZh10XXk
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ4a1Xzdgi
「掛住主人😳」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mX2KS3kQ6
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OZ50dHJCB
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFwhZzQIxe
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudARup2bs3
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIcIkKBhsj
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYPHsdCTpn
「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz22cLzd3ML
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSWIveiNlo
「我要傾甜呀！！！！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdRBGu6FKM
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr25ulOXicN
「屌佢老母！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo78NNY9CAK
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0BR9Jv06S
隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbv8Cqj4zfL
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMdr75jAnr
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyX5FbKWlp3
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fZejg0SQP
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FJg8pzT1G
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jSZiFaX1z
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri1PGt7yzn
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpHpvJjc6V
我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIiiSQ1PRd
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVlTxN85a4
助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5ajWH2FNg
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdRsWJTacd
我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yxq13XqpR
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyvv69BDNU
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DfMeQoKxs
638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZkDxYRyhH
我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
