得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。670Please respect copyright.PENANAAoaxYL8KLn
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」670Please respect copyright.PENANA80TVcJJ5lc
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助六:「不意外」670Please respect copyright.PENANA9oCbtHnvBc
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」670Please respect copyright.PENANAentGaB4IQ6
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」670Please respect copyright.PENANApU47GiGoQ7
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我:「????我冇喊呀」670Please respect copyright.PENANAzBHE0V3lVk
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。670Please respect copyright.PENANAm0L0HUGL3w
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其實我一早已經有答案。670Please respect copyright.PENANApJBLqwtzQq
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」670Please respect copyright.PENANAIsIuYTISK2
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」670Please respect copyright.PENANAGWsFAv09vs
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」670Please respect copyright.PENANAzuIiTt2CMT
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」670Please respect copyright.PENANAEGeo0ep5kj
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「放心啦大家!」670Please respect copyright.PENANAbCweQR8IyV
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。670Please respect copyright.PENANAZHdsAPw8sD
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。670Please respect copyright.PENANAiqUJBwyGW8
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。670Please respect copyright.PENANAINbsWqWmRa
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。670Please respect copyright.PENANA9rVWOesLJX
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」670Please respect copyright.PENANAHexaPBpgK2
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」670Please respect copyright.PENANAzroMOvWwAS
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」670Please respect copyright.PENANAALsSJ1CpcR
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」670Please respect copyright.PENANAEosqobPAO0
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助六:「😳」670Please respect copyright.PENANANx0413ruDG
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我:「。。。」670Please respect copyright.PENANAIuOgqMZPfI
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。670Please respect copyright.PENANA2q8QJ3Y72G
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。670Please respect copyright.PENANAjJwHWe47uA
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」670Please respect copyright.PENANAdqeyRTgpAz
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。670Please respect copyright.PENANA2sjhj9d0cY
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。670Please respect copyright.PENANAU6gvrRg5p5
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」670Please respect copyright.PENANAiiuHjwSpUD
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。670Please respect copyright.PENANAhW5NGbsOAc
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。670Please respect copyright.PENANAYsxsfgyWc8
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」670Please respect copyright.PENANAAkfOJ1ILvK
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。670Please respect copyright.PENANA4yspcxWUlH
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」670Please respect copyright.PENANAJYGqfo4XJy
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助六:「主人😖」670Please respect copyright.PENANAokEi97JXy4
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」670Please respect copyright.PENANAKHGDdxB66m
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我:「屌你哋。。。」670Please respect copyright.PENANAjuZA0QodYY
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。670Please respect copyright.PENANAOniTJcqhII
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「掛住主人😳」670Please respect copyright.PENANAVDDffh05MF
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。670Please respect copyright.PENANAaIPqsQEry7
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。670Please respect copyright.PENANAyafyKI9q0u
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……670Please respect copyright.PENANA9oZA39ieEK
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。670Please respect copyright.PENANAryOEKAjTbR
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」670Please respect copyright.PENANAP9d5r91Zpd
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」670Please respect copyright.PENANAaGcCX2VxEu
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「屌佢老母!」670Please respect copyright.PENANAGuqydRrjqo
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。670Please respect copyright.PENANAW15sNzsMNe
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」670Please respect copyright.PENANA4VjgDZsGuj
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」670Please respect copyright.PENANAhNyvMTHFvU
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」670Please respect copyright.PENANALXSoErbmqe
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」670Please respect copyright.PENANApOxIMEQv5n
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」670Please respect copyright.PENANAdHCKc0doSY
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」670Please respect copyright.PENANAU4mPMFOLrY
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」670Please respect copyright.PENANAwGs3QUc1Ez
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……