得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGTYE1OWbl
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWevvzjfpym
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助六：「不意外」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv6alP3ZtH
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8MWpj3LV3
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcYRgJsLix
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i2F6xeIw9
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMZlQGCukl
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其實我一早已經有答案。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0d8KlH8hN
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVnbvFKxH1
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyeNFCmBGZ
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJCf9yfLBs
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqSXi5jMbf
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「放心啦大家！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzDCxVLMjx
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTbESZFuHl
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnYtyMCrCZ
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS16vlKvI3T
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5iTLC6k2E
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYHwLVygfU
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU8JbOGOo9
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ri2nI0oni
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrcBAisYtw
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助六：「😳」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB0yup4p7p
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我：「。。。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Yfc6RS0vc
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxSb36MYfd
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI55JME3s6
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjSS8Wo06L
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9tkRB7brp
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk22u6p2tkD
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6oFbkk6l9
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNuLeKTPPz
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONgy2y4GPX
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70XOLZ1Ean
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH7IWArzlw
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcKhBYauDX
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助六：「主人😖」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdgrSECjSK
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwzG4q1WmK
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我：「屌你哋。。。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWIDYD1FRx
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LzOYl5Tag
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「掛住主人😳」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjavzzsehj
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuUzlS9fyP
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcNuRjXs0M
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzmYLtuXeu
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZGD7qEyen
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwuJwQp7cM
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVONx9EfrHX
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「屌佢老母！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlshxNfwRDM
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9rnvyWBTc
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDFm5hb3SI
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zRsdzGDB0
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CxvEH2w0x
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cItP9VeAQ
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlZNng9CZR
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWm77Ftb49D
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7Htu4n7nc
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
