得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。638Please respect copyright.PENANAWiRQmBXQxb
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAHGmVheOHZa
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助六:「不意外」638Please respect copyright.PENANAacU1YAnVPe
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」638Please respect copyright.PENANAlEYC4giQV5
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」638Please respect copyright.PENANADR05dUpiMU
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我:「????我冇喊呀」638Please respect copyright.PENANAyD6cDdbl0Y
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。638Please respect copyright.PENANAhfIOMSbBrg
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其實我一早已經有答案。638Please respect copyright.PENANApaECl4yAE1
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」638Please respect copyright.PENANAmzTZaYssTo
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」638Please respect copyright.PENANAhDuZGlxSwJ
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAzfzOAOrlTb
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」638Please respect copyright.PENANAZmw2nowTnN
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「放心啦大家!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAOIIPfe64Rr
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。638Please respect copyright.PENANAEFQjhlrl9A
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。638Please respect copyright.PENANAFx6pUBvfgm
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。638Please respect copyright.PENANAwMvKVFTszy
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。638Please respect copyright.PENANAVMgC6ucatq
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」638Please respect copyright.PENANAFojNDnQyBa
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」638Please respect copyright.PENANASLUirTUISE
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」638Please respect copyright.PENANAArrWK1LObX
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」638Please respect copyright.PENANAvMzYAeVGpK
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助六:「😳」638Please respect copyright.PENANA5tMwjZ3Oup
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我:「。。。」638Please respect copyright.PENANAwYKM5AeYKA
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。638Please respect copyright.PENANAjE4i9V0LRN
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。638Please respect copyright.PENANAFwPrsJouI6
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」638Please respect copyright.PENANApAD6fbQAB7
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。638Please respect copyright.PENANAGDLMvahOS4
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。638Please respect copyright.PENANAfoKKjLsaK7
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」638Please respect copyright.PENANA2Pg22UPhzu
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。638Please respect copyright.PENANABDbBp1V56I
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。638Please respect copyright.PENANA3HJ8LiHSeG
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」638Please respect copyright.PENANABMLPmMzL2S
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。638Please respect copyright.PENANAlFs7I4Ll7E
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」638Please respect copyright.PENANAT4wUXaASmd
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助六:「主人😖」638Please respect copyright.PENANAXghY3j6XEq
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」638Please respect copyright.PENANAHrtaSstvz5
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我:「屌你哋。。。」638Please respect copyright.PENANAMCenoKNzqa
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。638Please respect copyright.PENANAs8uZh10XXk
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「掛住主人😳」638Please respect copyright.PENANA4mX2KS3kQ6
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。638Please respect copyright.PENANA2OZ50dHJCB
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。638Please respect copyright.PENANAgFwhZzQIxe
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……638Please respect copyright.PENANAudARup2bs3
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。638Please respect copyright.PENANAeIcIkKBhsj
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」638Please respect copyright.PENANAz22cLzd3ML
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAzdRBGu6FKM
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「屌佢老母!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAo78NNY9CAK
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。638Please respect copyright.PENANAbv8Cqj4zfL
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」638Please respect copyright.PENANAyX5FbKWlp3
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」638Please respect copyright.PENANA8FJg8pzT1G
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」638Please respect copyright.PENANAri1PGt7yzn
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」638Please respect copyright.PENANAEIiiSQ1PRd
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」638Please respect copyright.PENANAB5ajWH2FNg
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」638Please respect copyright.PENANA6yxq13XqpR
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」638Please respect copyright.PENANA9DfMeQoKxs
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……