得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sV2N845In
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIw1wObKxU
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助六：「不意外」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgSzhbjbWD
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGT4I0ER6Q
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtXMNSJZ4o
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZFImAdXAu
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb3Ks0NX5w
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其實我一早已經有答案。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JyCISHOqK
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Gaol231gG
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFiIq4I7pP
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX7r9e0ml3
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPbrQNvjun
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwxP3BsAv7
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfFaPCHIyE
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KJe5kxXc2
Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGe7Xk6iOe
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「放心啦大家！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwgEGUPLPG
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVrHJjBdnD
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuesCQ7FQIz
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrVMlOLlUP
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7N4u3aZ3Q
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw83uH8wcSt
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43GKNDEUC8
佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGaO9Niw4I
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOm9kIHfoh
「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUioZbiiRp
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIqlPNN3Vc
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tdGIYnAfe
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWOWUv6ODC
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm5ERSSm56
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助六：「😳」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2WHXy9rA3
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我：「。。。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDQBpVdtjp
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzDRPo2GLW
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUVaUWXBVx
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmZCbrKYpA
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH3t94Hlhz
「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXY1Z6SKy4
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwCwqjtufj
不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKow36OOC3K
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMdLBfo1x8
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxVSwSmZP8
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECt6JFBRPO
我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwk77YmwbG
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRWqfJmmZB
嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqqemrYGCd
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9eMl5tgVq
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmgdo7Dg4M
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra3YghnR8c
「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrMFGYYkGv
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3DsV3VxeG
意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2sg4L9xWP
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIJ8LPiC8B
Miss：「鍾意😚😚」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Tx15x4uom
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助六：「主人😖」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdR0MJZsz8
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVuLhPCox5
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我：「屌你哋。。。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlcfEOYdKe
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl9OqFtCUI
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「掛住主人😳」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbB65VqDUZ
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEOizvX2Ae
唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mzSIj16UC
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbn7v6MtejU
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq9qj58qYf
屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpxLkVqAFu
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP451O5E54Z
我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQ3tlaT4u1
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItWpTfGD1O
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJ5SGDd9iq
「我要傾甜呀！！！！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbFWDXDuEi
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「屌佢老母！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUPxqfdNFT
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrA2fOLj9h
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvdmFa4RWl
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31QemDItdj
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6teEVVxWk9
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBBBhCWckF
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMuB4iJREH
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhBgAFnfwm
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1gwPBNTbE
我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR6di6XY4u
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEsGZQrfrr
助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJOHmCt3h8
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDenXLAVe7g
我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwqFsgtZ4e
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrkD6gdNgA
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GkOjAd43I
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHau1nzocJ
我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
