1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbHSfiGwg1
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漂流：又迷路了吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtd2g3VeEa
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9qCLgKAw0
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbydCcdULA
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4awFGJLfv
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyqTXVeytL
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfNuTiPssK
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFgV8QlrpI
御天：QAQ41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEnSOxFAtl
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ281a9U8WTg
左手&右手一齐点头。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTrwY2p90w
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxsot7g1OZ
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7dfsWOTYy
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4rLlmnhh1
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbN0feEzSW
小雷：好~41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvznUxtNGFy
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRdU6XEPdL
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGaIby3qnQ
御天：擦！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA0oDj85xc
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡift0tKCx9A
战无伤：擦！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYai5uT2A5
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRXQ1gax0Q
众人：擦！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjyHVf6BLR
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3dB8xBIsq
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkLYO17eyQ
战无伤&御天：我也……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakEQTcHHZ8
剑鬼笑而不语。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOI7AjOuS1
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96V88vhrv6
众人：擦！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvZGDg7st0
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa5WuGUGlH
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqU1HSkYjGS
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfuIq7ZNRv
众人：切~41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRgKWBWF31
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZjHHPkdyO
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbzAHZoDmx
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bE1EMRvxB
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9J23RGnkI
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a8qlbOeSU
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXL4AynWkY
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExP8ZrHUUz
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0QzcYtfHG
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamLfa50nbb
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzZi7m0q5E
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTXcy2mEk3
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaBF2kTMWF
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVYRM5zhym
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rjoosdUBo
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3、和漂流一起做任务。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZWf5N3KRq
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTffcWKOL14
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErb3vmpydM
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2k3JvJ1Ik
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qAyWCElNo
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhdXFhHUSy
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKQ848bhPr
千里：嘿嘿。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoASS50uG0
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo61DDaa6k
千里&剑鬼：好。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkR6h5tgwE
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTXzffBSnH
佑哥：包在我身上了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTnvFHd7fI
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtOFcXgBMZ
御天：我，我。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9p0GIbJpL
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWioISsopR
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP78HfqNkq4
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwrpmZdZV3
御天：……QAQ41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvYZglccMg
公子：好了，那就出发吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcFNRSIoC0
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXn38lWOR0L
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISaDoKGhb0
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhfRHvCAK2
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAbdDLJtGp
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytM5Qbu2Hh
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2Pxej5BMV
御天：……QAQ41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEfGlTd7mm
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV5FcRy9dj
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDLht65lZA
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5NJfEnK1F
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhOxfVaRs4
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jr9UmOyua
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcR7FW20eP
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwmTRaFiee
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBQvE3R7uR
御天：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhJazym8cQ
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QgwS7TDlM
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDUP8xacff
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mRIkfaWhM
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKveDinty0S
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oVvN80V3m
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT272U6bNPo
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHUnmeGbZ9
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnRCwBaxAn
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1dQ6EX4yX
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4m5XykaWr
（佣兵团频道内）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGkATgsMpF
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9rpLDa4GP
众人：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXyXZkfzPP
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyj4t9Iben
千里：就是。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf26u3M6KT9
众人：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROEIJqiLp3
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCvfJ8URbu
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqoyj02TjF
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybFejm7yHq
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA4Kz4cUST
御天：靠！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAhZ5on678
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ267mcw70r
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIzmPDLaPt
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGeKiPyplz
剑鬼：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNqfdewEtO
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa76wF9KPjv
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYostpcrnQ
众人：擦！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctL3Qe8jwa
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdO21pGhRs
剑鬼：任务怎么接？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoNv3K7alH
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebD5L8osFN
战无伤：是指那个吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbxjyttYPD
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkj1XNw5ZM
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAabnjDqxrI
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4gxwzSyKK
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59lWFJEbP3
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheDhMd4A9r
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtpO2WZCqH
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CvczBo9O6
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XzR9Qloif
剑鬼：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSiOngD4SW
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3KGV171by
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvKm4FCGkt
战无伤：擦！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDX7mcgJaG
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz33dykayRF
佑哥：擦！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH17tkd1eu
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkd56IUZU9F
佑哥：再去试试看呗。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6fWW76yMy
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjbDMg0wfW
剑鬼：情人节任务……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEh4yDI9Ln
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfiJaOa7mG
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHaJYkEIBP
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepL2ktzCp5
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBjx2BwSSv
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mFaI9JIbK
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQWIidZFSJ
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc56N3x4Dkv
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ845i6CzHV9
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWWL83RBM3
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29kaHJwKJl
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHD6bkBFaa
佑哥&剑鬼：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6l7ZWIHXn
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB6BqIbxiC
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4KsHrYJ65
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JDuHK8RZp
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOAfHiPcbp
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjyENY5bZz
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Wt1K35uBZ
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0moACHNMM6
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibiNYOzyyd
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5KcfQ41zE
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlwaSdA52X
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGOxargWF2
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeYi1lAqwN
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aROK17NXn
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JiNtGooqZ
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk849JONGAs
公子：和千里做的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKvfeg2tny
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmWhdliIMG
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbdYCr6FrV
战无伤：靠！无耻！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv7bOcTutz
（N个城外的某个角落）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRyvz0nkmj
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeqbcZi7VJ
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KLNaYjIyF
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIjXE0KQer
御天：那就滚远点！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcTwqpB1CD
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* 补充：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uVIWQhyLS
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGS0mqBjJdf
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUG4HbkXX1P
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeK3iydyK6
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrXkxGmbBw
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORLHEWeGY9
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskdnyzkYhA
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKZo8lmWdK
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLUW7vsQyg
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2zuNzrkFn
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblkKUKQlX2
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHu9QwAFppJ
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkj98U27scx
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyydsr33TLF
佑哥：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeecMWeHM78
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcK6B0wzcb
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御天：QAQ41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS2TNc47NS
战无伤：怎么了？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7EvKKw5ah
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWMzeRj8fO
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjz9ROsywU
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwICBz2eJu
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1ZPR92q3y
御天：家里的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EfxqDAuUm
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJBux40Xsa
御天：对啊，我也不想的！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjigWQfv6v3
战无伤：[蜡烛]41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMChWqdZgYB
（过了几天）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1i3jf2OuE
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpGdpwn2fp
战无伤：他又怎么你了？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCodOaBUMe3
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFRlp5btSG
战无伤：[蜡烛]41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ls2odfcvj
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX55tMjejQX
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1V8y6Rv3O
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtbrhR24DB
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KcOSTrmaI
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCbIl4InSF
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bhXBPZsIF
小雷：嗯嗯。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0jZglrzpI
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DoI5ZNlrt
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UNVopwWIW
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2ewFTiPN0
千里突然有了深深的危机感。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1NV8vhmOt
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgG0GJtuKJt
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDWJsgairC
佑哥：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpukm4ioIf
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfxscXv7xG
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEW8JpWUiD
佑哥：……这是啥？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWyChp5ueL
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArzeIgH0KT
佑哥：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5teuHeI6O
众人突然有了深深的危机感。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDzbRNiLeC
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FREETALK41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8k1lQeFUG
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡll9fjVa2Xl
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nERxWIHUs
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOgA6KlhWT
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb3ucvgRd5
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f07IrJyYh
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwUxM8ykN1
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseyxq38wrO
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4EOeuf0LT
以上~41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1d1bO0FCd
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