1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfrXcYbe7s
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漂流：又迷路了吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitXCjNHs9j
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaNikKawtP
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kOkJRbL94
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4pbaZphnI
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8awb9PHWy
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd49mgFbyyx
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZqeGCwNvI
御天：QAQ68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiqvVOG8Q7
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcIhfl4Lz0
左手&右手一齐点头。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWhnEq9cj1
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXoJdl5KO7
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaLYSLDnxW
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqFrp6xn6y
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0n3mQxHXFn
小雷：好~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBCLJBbQuP
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2Lzs7SvMd
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF33CsPjHkn
御天：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH43R5rBgw
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfulZDZQ57c
战无伤：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50DgbJKKdQ
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8kCLy4Ca8
众人：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrZA0pkjwG
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz76LpqWeCE
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi44AuIKv27
战无伤&御天：我也……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSRrXmgPxh
剑鬼笑而不语。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhWtbHMccr
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IaIeRqfct
众人：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNfrso3h1C
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbhsekHd3r
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1Vcu3LdDX
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOTKIJurRo
众人：切~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkrKfGhR2F
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7fQhr0TEf
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtsCHCanC9
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9obyeUkJ3c
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCQZzOVgno
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJZnqwzyvV
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJhpFGY8F2
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOxXTPS2sl
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiObk1OU7F
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM73dMhPN5t
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP2RLgsn6O
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRnOzY8iN6
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNv3qdzh0Ly
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZzrpYXeSH
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBPHSVIxsm
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3、和漂流一起做任务。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUifyvwtgks
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qTxMVK5Hb
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFC0Bgz7Bz
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFwfWXCUoo
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1qeYgKb1o
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIkmNHetce
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJh3mDhD96I
千里：嘿嘿。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy76a6qpGp1
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNZHDhrml6
千里&剑鬼：好。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErIeZdVAK9
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDmQaXhFZg
佑哥：包在我身上了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tjIwqpxoO
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxhsmBD8It
御天：我，我。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82DOhzuSxh
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMwHFlPEFv
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevqBNfMpJS
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW64g357apf
御天：……QAQ68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugGGRuyKbd
公子：好了，那就出发吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVa4khwmmt
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo92jcYNFQB
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq0lw3rSmt
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH49JJbJ7Dt
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZTDfaBtiG
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1ujlpKbH4
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdL1YG1u3P
御天：……QAQ68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVu9S6owyA
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfuQa7G2UD
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6xrD4hB5V
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorbpmQNGVy
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7PnuRrYQr
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms3M3l15pd
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NaQJLK6n9
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1TxbD7CCG
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0Io66RqG1
御天：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqM6H2nnNT
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI9GUoXPIY
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiUfGbclfl
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRjUyzJnuW
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2kobRxzaF
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKlT4TRhwf
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMAMuGNOJb
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzW4NKLrlZ
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnO1uB0jVqx
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAplHvxrUS
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhLgFTHAlC
（佣兵团频道内）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBEacN9qoA
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrU1Xq1K5l
众人：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLP6LwnO05
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1tRFrUoeG
千里：就是。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ep2zQETgM
众人：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLMIu2O4Ew
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx0r3gVuvi
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiHYSkHhaN
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ1NxPUftB
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBuM1eb4GN
御天：靠！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7tUlld3tP
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfGSsJWlmK
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEzlmBE8ZI
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TzjxrVlXQ
剑鬼：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RJrLwTMhV
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8x682UMhep
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVXzyzkdb3
众人：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT5zDkN5cV
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJKgXMusPc
剑鬼：任务怎么接？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2hWiiKVDc
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTDDOOysdn
战无伤：是指那个吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2mPNmRX82
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBseEPy1Bc
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5YhuwNFHt
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwbB6T4Swj
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGFbyZQXYT
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQw3lwaefb
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82x41ugIEn
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztWhXAJ6Gy
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHriVF1W6RF
剑鬼：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmufzghyz3
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF66d3i09zp
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboNl4huhSp
战无伤：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SkGczDgK9
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHahCE5lLnV
佑哥：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHi5pP1L3y
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWNkzX0BSB
佑哥：再去试试看呗。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiCmWUeTj3
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhS52ypx6d
剑鬼：情人节任务……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeKIKvEBjx
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8DOoXxa7s
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGEnzKZBWy
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi3aCzvcfy
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi9yiXIZbe
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vKL7QNGtw
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2p1CeYBVB
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt9DZYv0BI
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccnzXvrv8a
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm3c7GYZxN
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QaNkq5nEI
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDlTbCHdAt
佑哥&剑鬼：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvXXsjgihc
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIpExgyhyO
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApEABDnrMH
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTATs3bZqn
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V2vZLTONh
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRqwdrjTRx
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiYksg2saO
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh39AF5b3ig
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I25DAcr42
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHHxgJPE2T
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqs7XuhgLQ
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYhLfb2fkH
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9zHiN3Ie4
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnNCreWsWM
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf3g8rwWfZ
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcv4veQzex
公子：和千里做的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2ddY3hHRn
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsNh1DKUoe
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0pDz73ocn
战无伤：靠！无耻！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiKEDfTzNl
（N个城外的某个角落）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcAPgGqJZv
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ750Z0a8qPz
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzzSqT6L0x
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBOrmVCfot
御天：那就滚远点！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjlWsg18cM
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* 补充：68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1ULpuNU1x
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SWVLaD67P
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBAPTclVht
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LHGx3LNfq
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiFazWfHcB
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYKkioIz3F
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3AgbRXrgA
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTopB8LOApe
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRohHKiHp2Z
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY58eAeNqV
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJeWKA0TCz
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbDgBp3fuw
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06FFuiVTHp
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOk7QEqnrM
佑哥：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfamztUM3z
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy0zA52MnZ
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御天：QAQ68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguvvGiDdqn
战无伤：怎么了？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGuC86UkrB
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4D99fZdcT
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPc8qnWVyZl
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39llLmRNLG
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HiZl0Hphf
御天：家里的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYAGIQaroc
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrUoW1gBxd
御天：对啊，我也不想的！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbIcma844u
战无伤：[蜡烛]68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEmlAYnGJU
（过了几天）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnsh7CoYhe
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2Ao4GWlen
战无伤：他又怎么你了？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ8zaqFOH4
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAGz5sjFFD
战无伤：[蜡烛]68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuPKa9iqYa
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM5t0Jg25a
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRILLNZa5Cd
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2VT6dA26L
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3bBl1Po3h
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0l8xv0uJw
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85dGNGWMLj
小雷：嗯嗯。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdKg7AEDA3
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsV3kEoDvh
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnktDsrFs9
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBEMiNul8M
千里突然有了深深的危机感。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYC8xA2YB1
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PD8LHcgI5
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZFScwBbEp
佑哥：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kHnzkzjKh
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ01dRkVew
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmicXCvSQT
佑哥：……这是啥？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbf2aSPCvI
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKsNWYxMZV
佑哥：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiikZOYOTUt
众人突然有了深深的危机感。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHdORQLJiY
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FREETALK68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaFz92HfG0
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7vw1jxV1O
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsduy8UNoVV
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkyLT0ZXgo
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQL6X3NpF6
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw6N3OPzfI
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrf5eutbCI
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptoZJRc3sf
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnI5C75CNs9
以上~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfSA2CrI7O
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