* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PZv21wqzt
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出阵中——35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRHhUjrb8N
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZks9SCvmH
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2k46ckkHS0
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUlYCGy96V
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfNDZfUIcg
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGIWQLE0fN
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLYTfFepfI
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy17bIbGpuh
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMMOUCfQ8U
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDrOEJlLmd
烛台：大概吧……35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeEfF0EQuq
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XDcNXitdY
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不久之后——35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR9kyjPlfA
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdMXcG4z0A
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dXnEfiqFx
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyZ26WumDt
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IXlPXNp0I
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGdNEnkHxF
蜂须贺：……（怨气）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xbqGSM9fj
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhhKnwkRLc
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回到本丸后——35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQGhB0ZPFG
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfywzZyHRo
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIezgIjYBQ
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h3xwXaisu
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCIZTDqPqi
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tspPRV55i
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSobKC3chxL
长曾弥：乐意之至。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Aj9Y0FAR6
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetBGSY5alO
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrThLQ9wQMa
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeA0fJqGbt
豆丁：联络感情？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiMClJlWLZ
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3LwcFn8Pq
豆丁：可以出去看吗？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrl9lbrb1Xp
烛台：可以……35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdpGxFVJlI
豆丁：哇！太好了！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDRq503lvB
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2g74WtnhQ
豆丁：……35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV8gL1TVLe
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再次出阵时——35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqmsQWFbYE
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BVGxgsokQ
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRY9ft2TUT
蜂须贺：……35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgnRlKFKMI
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不久之后——35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMUldlyjEB
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlg7Wxe2Os
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BFQj0TNjt
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1geM3jqh7R
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbcBcvdScU
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKO1buwGzNn
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FfaxTSL5E
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzV2gZw1fQ
长曾弥：……35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGteSxSHC97
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回到本丸后——35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rDSuSKzDJ
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj83f6B7Hk
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuvpyvTkMe
（远处传来对话）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡostTRloxxT
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr6Vcd5rku
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4aMOlHhxS
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFbMcF2q0Q
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrsGEiUgTj
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LLjg8AUVY
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgPmbnnc2F
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN6DJRPdOd
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvuYaj0Ijx
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后来——35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxUxHr1vKH
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OMTcQNvDO
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C3rWfSkwc
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgmIBRX6I4
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbdSLMHrhv
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieNd3DM32l
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再后来——35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaarkB1T9fV
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFWnA0md8n
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6tOs81jBg
浦岛：一期……哥好。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHpU55mF52
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tR2x1OiuF
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW03Y60t1sw
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）