* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCUGx3KiZ2
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出阵中——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1aYtgg84I
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3emlIeXAw
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE030G933R
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNEm9vlAvG
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CyhBh8ZIA
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFjLShn8Pf
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPIZJPWlXH
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNLgDjDmf0
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OnlN3fdCC
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjYSD72V3M
烛台：大概吧……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5cMqnWSo4
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQIx5gtt5b
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不久之后——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOSbEHmzza
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNG1yu7vvi
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBJxTwXHAA
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEtxxOEQNr
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTZFgnL8bg
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqJouSOgC7
蜂须贺：……（怨气）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCHYmtZWuf
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0iON28g7W
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回到本丸后——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSFmIA63nB
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqHRKlauy3
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p0OI640GU
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoWBCUdzMT
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmjxDBY99v
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpNcVqC6h6
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiSaWAv95w
长曾弥：乐意之至。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWJDeerPd4
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwOYy4nBcv
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqpisQmYsF
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3gbkx4R0l
豆丁：联络感情？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B4lfGzuip
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLS8HlAEKn
豆丁：可以出去看吗？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7gPSYBi6b
烛台：可以……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYaiyIKfux
豆丁：哇！太好了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz4BND1Gny
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi3eyI64PE
豆丁：……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hU3MBEk3Q
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再次出阵时——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXqraEuEmM
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqFlVG6Q6F
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYYmrMxfGc
蜂须贺：……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZGn9hnBZu
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不久之后——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HJM1wHqCL
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT86hs4Nd2
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGUlaYkqBy
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKHetwXYVk
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T6cSii7cD
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhyNZZayEn
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOsfDYAcm7
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBlvUXU5vy
长曾弥：……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmGOq6DPBj
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回到本丸后——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHFkuKn03x
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxTenva7Jd
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD2zq5Fp4D
（远处传来对话）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWePwi1Xsn
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvDd4xgwVS
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgig6sIEn0H
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM7PI99gne
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdS9uTGi8w
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05TD16Fc1C
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtvMVYDN4b
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5N8PvgkRK
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0diS7EkDsA
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后来——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54gAC18y9c
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmORmZrf0e7
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRMXO67sRh
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QXpybDwex
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Pzn1s5s9S
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmWIXSc8nJ
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再后来——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoDNyKfyah
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUzmF4iChJ
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwWE5d6ykZ
浦岛：一期……哥好。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcp7d4RW4K
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGdxvmZnRv
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKlq77EbRe
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）