
-免責聲明:故事內容涉及以人類加入妖怪食物鏈情節,純粹以現時生物學生態類比,只屬幻想與虛構,如有雷同實屬巧合 - 139Please respect copyright.PENANA76u4Aao4xk
139Please respect copyright.PENANAKhxkYWXzgv
就係咁樣,我即時就被取錄左做下級殺手。不過都係果句例牌:等再通知,先知有無得返工。 139Please respect copyright.PENANAWjpLE3jKa2
139Please respect copyright.PENANAW3f4FpV5Bd
於是我又係屋企無所事事。:o) :o)139Please respect copyright.PENANA6bWrhuCQ0l
139Please respect copyright.PENANAYo1UsO0zBl
(旁白:襯你無野做,都想問下,你做左吸血鬼之後屋企人點諗?)139Please respect copyright.PENANA0A6QRHOduB
139Please respect copyright.PENANAr6yUunh8JQ
屋企人?佢地咪係九龍囉。不過我呃佢地話,我想同老婆移民去外國,所以就消失左囉。係呀我有結婚架,是但搵個女人假結婚囉,之後我就走左去日本。事後條女當然比我吸乾哂D血啦,條屍都仲留左係日本呀。:o)139Please respect copyright.PENANAwBeR9LvEuQ
139Please respect copyright.PENANAhEXQAPF4AY
(旁白:安已不,你咪係吸血鬼版既佳仔?)139Please respect copyright.PENANA9osiksIWgu
139Please respect copyright.PENANAiEJwWTWBbP
戇鳩啦,我已經唔係人類啦 跟住我飛返黎香港,搵個假身份做返香港人。所以其實愛得華都唔係我真名:o) 無計啦,點都鐘意香港多D呀嘛。 我每個月都仲有入錢落老母戶口架,耐唔屎都會變返34歲個鳩樣探下屋企人囉,我都算孝順仔啦?不過無左個人扮我老婆,總會比人問東問西既。 所以其實一開始都唔撚應該殺,真係戇鳩。139Please respect copyright.PENANADp2IjYzlCy
139Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y2Zu4A29l
「唔係囉,女仔靠5住,係應該殺。」攤係梳化既鬼佬Victor用佢奇特既廣東話搭爹。139Please respect copyright.PENANAqE15yM0TDk
139Please respect copyright.PENANAmJNWk4Xtqc
「人地訪問緊我呀又唔係問你!」139Please respect copyright.PENANA77DFk8hqee
139Please respect copyright.PENANAtzELRamRER
而家呢個年頭,唔只做吸血鬼,做乜春都唔多好景,無返一兩招法術傍下身都咪出黎行。以我為例啦,做左吸血鬼之後,要睇書學新招。十年前學識左變形術,可以變咩都得,當然要練習啦。因為我地吸血鬼係半肉體生物,我地個肉身好唔穩定,所以可以跟隨我地既意志隨時改變,孫悟空七十二變都做到,(只要肯努力)。不過半肉體既缺點係相機影我地唔到,照鏡都ok既。 所以其實你見到我d相係搵人畫出黎:o)139Please respect copyright.PENANAsHPDuD2Kwg
139Please respect copyright.PENANA46WYlyth6x
(旁白:我地人類可唔可以學呢d功夫?)139Please respect copyright.PENANAWNjWo1RXon
139Please respect copyright.PENANAlUrF1N7k4n
唔得的sor9,第一就係身體結構唔同。第二就係如果真係照做,人類肉體承受唔到咁大量既力量,好快會散。139Please respect copyright.PENANAG8rBdgpqui
139Please respect copyright.PENANAFuvGd4dzO9
(旁白:...你點知?)139Please respect copyright.PENANAWDngMynj2A
139Please respect copyright.PENANAclodc3Gdfm
我唔可以話你知喎呢樣野。一陣你爆左出去我咪pk。139Please respect copyright.PENANAHFooL3wNai
139Please respect copyright.PENANATIXLh40Rpc
第二樣我練既野就係高速移動,即係著草呀。呢兩樣野可以話係吸血鬼基本功。139Please respect copyright.PENANApEDgB9VzPZ
139Please respect copyright.PENANAt9bZFJd82L
Victor條死鬼佬就比我識多少少,識用催眠呀,隱形呀,古靈精怪古代咒語呀,仲識整喪屍添呀。我記得呀,佢有次屎忽痕話想整喪屍,好耐無整喎!於是我咪幫佢搞一大輪野,又買呢樣又整果樣,搞足幾日!又要幫手買條死屍返黎,比佢落下咒語又盛。最後又真係整到隻出黎,不過我地見到都唔多開胃,於是放生左佢去後山,唔知而家點喇。139Please respect copyright.PENANAmcbnqsZPfx
139Please respect copyright.PENANAES25y14atc
(旁白:下?)139Please respect copyright.PENANA6tGDzjXSbw
139Please respect copyright.PENANAELhsiaB4Vw
係呀,唔知而家點喎真係。你過開去咪去望下囉。我仲記得果時仲串鳩鬼佬,你買支病毒返黎都無咁煩啦,仲要去黑巿買條屍,幾萬起跳,有時有人同你爭bid喎。 139Please respect copyright.PENANA4jqC3QiPOY
139Please respect copyright.PENANAN79Ff6QKEj
「叮噹!」門鐘響起。139Please respect copyright.PENANAlypPyEpkCw
139Please respect copyright.PENANAr5cRFTom04
(旁白:你住到咁偏都有人識得過黎搵你?)139Please respect copyright.PENANAgEXwoEIzGZ
139Please respect copyright.PENANAy6q18XBS42
因為..呢條友唔係行過黎,係直接飛過黎。呢個朋友好特別,佢都係本土撚黎。不過香港地道麻煩妖怪——龍。139Please respect copyright.PENANAw4ja6JdSSU
139Please respect copyright.PENANAu3KhvYjolM139Please respect copyright.PENANA6iFEou93iS