阿胶护士:“may i help you,sir?”
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“活宝,起来嗨呀。”他想找护士问问那小子在哪个病房,楞没找到一位。24Please respect copyright.PENANAxNa0mbzYvg
倒是找到30来个收费窗口,二楼各种检验反复检验,有钱盅国人没钱不是人。24Please respect copyright.PENANABnglj54ZRb
一问就是“先生,您预约了吗?”24Please respect copyright.PENANAYtdomKewft
“先生,不要。”24Please respect copyright.PENANAmoAgBfux6L
“客馆不要,停。”24Please respect copyright.PENANAiwOueWp7kj
“你有房吗,有车吗,你有房车吗?”24Please respect copyright.PENANA70yVBOuPFl
好在整个医院只有一间病房。24Please respect copyright.PENANAdEL0LGDgTt
三楼停尸房,写着“淫尸作乐”。没敢银,感觉有强力支线,但他不像张先生壮志凌云。是的,怂了。24Please respect copyright.PENANAlbMWgaI6pM
四楼制服会所。24Please respect copyright.PENANAhLzikYGNZg
谢护士:“花瓶里的花怎么没了,奇了怪了,花杆子还在。谁这么缺德!早上刚放的黑玫瑰。”24Please respect copyright.PENANASztgRbZsuT
碰到主任医带着一帮主治医医药代表住院医实习生行军,威风凛凛势不可挡,在他们头顶居然出现了“敌军还有5秒到达战场”的字样。他贴墙站好目视脚尖,长见识了,听说过锋矢阵查房,没听过锋矢阵开房的。24Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7sWOLOJlH
梳着汉尖头的医药代表拿着说明书和样品,满头大汗气喘吁吁:“老大,这种新型国产康复液。出厂价20,售价100一支,富含维C,效果很好,病人喝了不会拉稀。”24Please respect copyright.PENANA3WS5X6hfeS
“嗯,要嘚。利润方面——”24Please respect copyright.PENANAZvJsaie9NX
袋表做了个“6”的手势。24Please respect copyright.PENANAnuVqcF5k9L
“百分之六十吗?……还行。”24Please respect copyright.PENANA3JvathuAQ3
“六百。主成分是面包渣,De国空运高级大麦,”袋表眼神里流露出骄傲,“还有这种,美国康复液。出厂50,售价500,含大量维C,效果更好。”24Please respect copyright.PENANAEQTHPy13km
“什么效果?那个谁——冰河。”24Please respect copyright.PENANAO8OWyfkH5R
“病人喝了不会拉稀呢!”24Please respect copyright.PENANAOSbnX45U7t
“——那这支呢?”24Please respect copyright.PENANAqNqyZOOAgj
“还得是老大眼光啊,日星康复液。维C巨量!出厂100,售价1000。”24Please respect copyright.PENANAzLuXDEWT9p
“1000一支的怎么样?”24Please respect copyright.PENANA3Br0lZ0zbk
“了不得,病人喝了不会拉稀呢!”24Please respect copyright.PENANAQ89Y5ZBEJL
推开病房门,发现活宝搂着阿胶护士躺在病床上,口水都睡出来了。24Please respect copyright.PENANA155WABWB5b
连忙退出去抬头看:“夜勤病房。没错啊,没有伪装成女生寄宿学校啊。”24Please respect copyright.PENANABZo15jCDms
谢护士擦桌子:“瞎说什么呐。这位战士幼时吃奶粉长大,得了战后抑郁,需要护士安慰。你小点声,不要影响他休息。”24Please respect copyright.PENANAZYol7sKYCP
“好过分喔,起先他醒了说胡话。”陈护士红着脸。24Please respect copyright.PENANAwMtj9Oyx6H
杨护士:“别碰我?”24Please respect copyright.PENANAW2J9quqAXD
“……什么呀。他说‘遵守《十诫》,停止战争。人均三亩,推行中文。医疗改咯迫在眉睫,第一步,护士服改比基尼……’。”24Please respect copyright.PENANAC0IFYdGxY2
听到一半病就软了,脱下黄色袜子在脖子上打了个领结,斜靠床脚全身无力。24Please respect copyright.PENANAQeeMYVUWEK
谢护士急了:“先生,你怎么了先生?” 24Please respect copyright.PENANABoqmiLkjFS
他忧郁地望着她。24Please respect copyright.PENANAN3oStDjAmP
2号床,躺着一只De国黑背踩雷犬,网名“柠檬乖乖”,少了一只前肢,不时吐吐舌头动动腰部很是乖巧。护士长在护理它的前肢伤口,左手撩了下挡住视线的头发,露出朗格腕表。24Please respect copyright.PENANAfsRTioqzcR
不知是否是错觉,那一瞬她仿佛年轻了20岁,眼光表光交相辉映,风情万种。恰如彼时,岁月静好。24Please respect copyright.PENANALHetsXVNxx
母犬慵懒的躺着,红尘里,白莲一朵,淡淡衫儿薄薄罗。眉儿为谁锁?毛发柔顺皮肤嫩滑,脖颈恰当的抹了一点coco。颠不剌的见了万千,这般风姿,意马心猿整的我。娇翘的鼻子带着一丝顽皮,这是一双无需画眼线水汪汪的眼睛。不是惊艳,也不是潇洒,更不是惆怅,而是这一切的结合,再加三分不安,三分热望,三分楚楚惹人怜,还有一分的不可一世。24Please respect copyright.PENANApnOPqqGXew
脚边放着一只小镜子,它不时端详一下,仿佛在问:镜子镜子,谁是世上最美丽的女子?还会趁人不注意,吃上一瓣黑玫瑰。24Please respect copyright.PENANAX6eV3CokNc
它讨厌De果牧羊犬,讨厌太迪,讨厌平凡。与野狐,谈一会禅。与仙鹤,舞一舞清风。它的意中犬是个盖世英雄,像和尚一样脱透,像和尚一样热烈,沉默时饮茶,发怒时踩雷。有一天他会踩着七颗地蕾,把她生命的灯点亮,逆雪同行!每早他去上班,它们都会热烈地闻一下屁股。24Please respect copyright.PENANAVuh9SQgsOW
接着杨一助中医推拿黑背母犬。24Please respect copyright.PENANA67sfYThHUe
是的,是的,这是黑背一小步,却是盅医的一大步啊。24Please respect copyright.PENANAKLKQ51seTg
僧敲月下,揉捏点按。老师撞钟,推拉弹唱。以指御气,融合磁场。波纹疾走,正邪相抗。九下轻,一重创,黄帝岐伯经十卷。刚柔并济不低头,心中有天地。24Please respect copyright.PENANAnWs11iiu6A
其理晦涩,十年寒窗。其心昭昭,日月同感。骨正筋柔,胃海气源。气通血行,何来暗伤?张仲井,休要忙,宁断娇儿不断郎。其徐如林掠如虎,烽火扬州路。24Please respect copyright.PENANAHWh6n1Z9Jk
推完上面拿下面。24Please respect copyright.PENANABFnJcIjoLV
推完下面拿上面。24Please respect copyright.PENANAfe3ZwDvJ26
嘤嘤之声,欲笑欲涕。摇摇之足,似麻似痒。24Please respect copyright.PENANAvZXd0EcRvL
纤纤之手,似把云揉碎。沉沉之屁,气若幽兰。24Please respect copyright.PENANAsPQKHEBI73
何以解忧,好比杜康。三眠三起,露滴牡丹。24Please respect copyright.PENANA2l43Yz5ATT
周而复始,阴阳相贯。久久不动,归于自然。24Please respect copyright.PENANAiKBiZqgRrY
包治百病,亦延寿诞。推拿大道,合乎阴阳。24Please respect copyright.PENANAUqjIBiWiuk
母犬肉酥酥,心忒忒,泪汪汪,意昏昏。云在青天水在瓶,感觉这绿岛像一只船,在月夜里摇呀摇。只是这雪,映不出山河。月,圆不了古梦。沿着宿命走入迷思,梦里回到唐朝~~~~~~~~~~!!24Please respect copyright.PENANAY3PYQV3i6r
她含羞带笑水湿枕,触手心忙脸潮红,眼神分明是在说——“好,好可……杨,唔,医生,我嫁犬后还,嗯,唔,能找你推吗?”24Please respect copyright.PENANAjsBriDH9AD
杨一助诧异的看了一眼,居然看懂了:“可以。”眼神略带不舍地从病犬大腿处移开,其实她更愿意做阴囊缝合。
作者的话:女生寄宿学校,是基辛格先生说的。医药代表的话,是网友说的,天地辽阔,胜我者几希,特此引用。
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